I just wanted to become an immortal and was forced to open a harem

"You taught yourself Chinese in order to cook Chinese cuisine?" Lin Hezhen was a little touched by her perseverance.

"Yes, in this case, are you willing to have a taste?" Yukino raised her little face, with a pair of clear eyes like Bambi.

"Well..." Lin Hezhen was a little moved.

Next to him, Yoshihiko Uego put his hand on his shoulder and said seriously: "Brother, you can't value sex over friends."

Hey, this crime is serious.

Lin Hezhen has always claimed to be Bo Yuntian's self-proclaimed brother, and he helped his brothers. How could he bear the stigma of favoring sex over friends?

He glanced regretfully at Yukino...the lunch box in his hand, and was about to speak.

Suddenly, the squad leader walked quickly to Kamigo Yoshihiko, patted his arm, and said in a low voice: "You kid, spring is here, and there is a girl who wants to confess to you."

"Nani?!" Kamigo Yoshihiko was so dizzy by this heaven-dropping happy event.

"Go quickly, they are waiting for you in the atrium."

"Okay, okay, okay, I'll go right away." Kamigo Yoshihiko said three good words in a row, leaving Lin Hezhen behind, and ran away without a trace.

"No need to thank me." The squad leader winked at Lin Hezhen and left like a knight-errant who did good deeds without leaving his name.

When Lin Hezhen thought about it, he realized that this beast who dared to fall in love with Gokihiko, who valued sex over friends, had been tricked by the squad leader.

That's right, Kamigo Yoshihiko looks like he hasn't seen a woman in 800 years. It's crazy if a girl can fall in love with him.

"Then can we go to the service department to eat lunch now?" Yukino asked weakly.

"Okay, let's go."

Without the troublesome guy named Uego Yoshihiko, Lin Hezhen could finally enjoy authentic Chinese cuisine.

The two walked out of the classroom.

Kato Megumi watched everything, thought for a few seconds, and followed with a lunch box.

……

In the service department, Yukino boiled water and made tea in a familiar place.

She took out a black tea cup with a cat painted on it and said to Lin Hezhen, "I have prepared a special cup for you."

Lin Hezhen glanced at the overly cute pattern and hesitated, "Isn't it too cute? It's more like a girl's cup than a cup for boys."

"Ah, don't you like it?" Yukino looked a little frustrated.

Lin Hezhen shrugged indifferently: "It's not that I don't like it, it's just a cup for drinking tea. It doesn't matter what it looks like."

Hearing this, Yukino's face suddenly turned cloudy and she said happily: "Then you can use this cup to drink tea from now on."

"Yeah." Lin Hezhen nodded. Anyway, it's better than the disposable paper cup he used before.

By the way, Yukinoshita didn't prepare teacups for him in the past. He either brought them himself or used disposable paper cups. In this situation, has his status in the service department improved?

Lin Hezhen was thinking while looking expectantly at Yukinoshita Yukino taking out the lunch box.

As soon as the lid was opened, Lin Hezhen took a closer look and saw that it was a bento consisting of braised pork, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and stir-fried carrots and broccoli.

"The braised pork dish is not easy to make. Did it take a lot of effort for you?" he asked in surprise.

"Fortunately, it's not difficult to do it if you watch the video a few times and memorize the key steps and time points. It just takes a little more time."

Thinking about it, for a clever cooking expert like Yukino, learning to cook a new dish is not difficult.

Lin Hezhen picked up a piece of braised pork and saw that the meat was fat and lean, brown in color, and had an attractive aroma.

Put it in your mouth and take a bite. You will feel it is salty, sweet and soft, and melts in your mouth. It is not much better than the signature dishes in the hotel.

"Awesome, is this really the first time you've done it? The degree of completion is so high." Lin Hezhen admired her a little.

Yukino raised her little head and said, "I just followed other people's videos. The types and amounts of materials and ingredients are all clear. How could someone not be able to do it?"

Lin Hezhen thought while eating, that's because you haven't seen Yuigahama Yui, and the video you looked for marked the dosage, otherwise it would just be those quantifiers with unclear meanings such as a little, an appropriate amount, a spoonful, etc. It's enough to drive you crazy.

"By the way, why did you suddenly think of making a lunch for me?" Lin Hezhen asked.

Yukino answered well prepared: "Didn't I tell you before that I wanted to try cooking Chinese cuisine and asked you to help taste the dishes? You agreed at the time."

She was talking about the day she and Mai lived together.

Lin Hezhen nodded, and then said with a hint of regret: "That's it. I thought Second Miss Yukinoshita had made up her mind to be a housewife for me and would cook for me every day."

He was taunting her with what Yukino once said.

I thought she would jump up like an angry cat and say with a blushing face: "I just make you a lunch occasionally, but you start to get carried away. You can say such things without shame. You are really powerful." So much."

Unexpectedly, Yukino was indeed blushing, but she, who was always sharp-tongued, hesitated and did not refute.

"Hey, don't scare me." Lin Hezhen panicked.

"Why don't you speak, why don't you use your sharp words to fight back? Are you really Yukinoshita Yukino? Who is this cute girl standing in front of me?"

Hearing this, Yukino asked angrily: "Why, are you so eager to be attacked by my sharp words?"

"No, mainly because you suddenly become like this, I can't continue to bully you. I feel like the big bad wolf bullying the little white rabbit. I will have a strange feeling of guilt."

"Do you really want to bully me?"

"Who told you that you used to be like a little kitten with teeth and claws? You were so fierce and fierce that you showed off your strength everywhere, and people couldn't help but want to catch it in their hands and ravage you."

"Okay, so that's how you see me."

"Well, I guess your sister sees you the same way."

Yukino suddenly became angry.

This hateful guy is still so irritating in front of him.

However, his attitude towards himself has not changed at all, he is still the same person in his mind.

This knowledge made Yukino feel at ease.

"Whoa."

The sliding door of the service department was opened, and Kato Megumi walked in.

"Well, can I have dinner together here?" she asked.

"Of course, please take a seat, Kato-san." Yukino enthusiastically pulled out a chair for her.

"Thank you. Yukinoshita-san, I brought you my homemade biscuits, just for tea."

"Thank you."

Lin Hezhen watched their interaction and asked suspiciously: "When did your relationship become so good?"

Yukino said: "The kidnapping incident last night really scared me. Fortunately, Kato-san is also there, which finally makes me feel at ease."

"That's right," Kato Megumi added, "At that time, those people wanted to torture me, and Yukinoshita-san desperately wanted to come and help me. Although she was tied up with chains and couldn't help, I am still grateful to her."

"Kato-kun..." Yukino said with emotion.

"You don't have to be so harsh, just call me Megumi." Kato Megumi suggested proactively.

"This..." Xueno was a little at a loss.

This is the first female classmate who wants to call each other by her first name.

"On the other hand, can I call you 'Yukino'?"

"of course can."

Kato Megumi turned his attention to Hayashi Kazuma, who was drinking tea and watching a show.

"Then Mr. Lin will also call us by our names from now on, how about that?"

"Okay, Kato." Lin Hezhen was a little surprised, but it didn't matter.

Anyway, names are just for people to call.

"Say, 'Mei'." Kato-san corrected with a smile on his face.

"Oh, Hui." Lin Hezhen changed his mind immediately.

He always felt that Kato Megumi's smile just now was full of an indescribable sense of oppression.

It must be an illusion, right?

★ 3. Shinomiya Kaguya, your name★

Chapter 143 The Visible Girl

After school, Lin Hezhen and Yukino were drinking tea in the service department as usual.

Mai Sakurajima was still abroad, and Megumi Kato was called to help the teacher, so they were the only ones in the mobile classroom.

Feeling the not-so-cool June wind blowing across his cheeks, and listening to the slogans shouted by the sports club outside the window, Lin Hezhen couldn't help but feel relieved.

Today was a peaceful day, nothing happened.

Lin He was truly prepared to make this assertion.

He suddenly remembered that in July 1789, a certain guy who wrote "Tuesday, the 7th, nothing happened" in his diary was soon guillotined by the people.

This vividly illustrates the impermanence of things.

Even if your life seems calm and boring, there may be undercurrents surging beneath the calm surface, and you don't know when a storm will arise.

Of course, what comes first is not necessarily an accident, it may also be a surprise, like now.

"Hello, is this Mr. Lin?" A girl's polite inquiry came from the other end of the phone.

"Yes, that's me. What's the matter?" Lin Hezhen replied nonchalantly.

He planned to hang up the phone immediately if the other party tried to sell him internet packages or the Flying Noodle God Cult.

"Scientific research shows that ED is a very common disease. About 1.52 million people worldwide are suffering from erectile dysfunction. More than 40% of men aged 70-50 have varying degrees of erectile dysfunction. About 10% of people are completely unable to achieve an erection. In view of this, our company has developed XX capsules to make men unstoppable and give you the power to drive forward..."

Before she could finish speaking, Lin Hezhen immediately cut off the phone.

Sorry, this is an accident, not a surprise.

However, I did not expect that there are 1.52 million people with ED in the world. This user group is large and in urgent need.

Thinking of this, Lin Hezhen's shrewd business mind began to spin rapidly.

If he is short of money in the future, he might as well set up a health care product company to specialize in producing various three-no medicines.

Just make a batch of tiger leopard pills, dilute it ten thousand times, so a mortal's body should be able to withstand it, make it into capsules and sell it, and you will definitely make a lot of money.

And for those women who really want to stay young, you can sell them the Beauty Pill, which is much more effective than hyaluronic acid and is non-toxic and has no side effects.

By the way, the demand for Bigu Dan is also very high. Those capitalists must be happy to let their workers eat it, so that they can do more work without having to pay overtime.

Parents of students will probably like the "Calming Pill" very much. They will buy it for their children, and they will not even have to sleep. They will study all night every day and take off like the king of kings.

Wuhu, in this way, human beings will immediately develop their productivity, run towards post-modernization, and realize XXism is not a dream.

And Lin Hezhen's business empire will stand on the top of Blue Star. The world's richest man will be just around the corner, and then he can live the wonderful life of Tony Stark's "secretary when there is something to do, and secretary when there is nothing to do"...

"What are you thinking about? You're laughing so disgustingly." Yukino's cold voice woke him up from his daydream.

Lin Hezhen quickly wiped the hair that was about to drip, and said seriously: "I just thought of a breast enlargement trick, and I want to tell the young women who are deeply troubled that it is guaranteed to be effective and does not cost any money."

Yukino glanced at him suspiciously, covered her chest with her hands, and said, "The massage has no effect anyway."

"how do you know?"

"I tried it myself." Yukino replied softly.

"It's useless to massage yourself, you need professionals to do it. I'm just not talented, but I'm a national top breast enlargement masseur. I've been practicing medicine professionally for 20 years. I've saved countless people, so I'm nicknamed 'A Jianchou'." If you don't mind me, girl, I'm willing to do my best." Lin Hezhen recommended himself.

Yukino suddenly blushed: "How could that kind of thing be true? Who doesn't know that you just want to touch it!"

Lin Hezhen said seriously: "How can you know if it is true if you don't try it? What if it works? You also know that I am an omnipotent immortal cultivator. It is not surprising that I can do breast enlargement magic, right? I can help You have good intentions, think about it carefully, there is no such store after passing this village."

After saying that, Lin Hezhen put his hands behind his back and pretended to look at the scenery outside the window, but he paid attention to Yukino's expression from the corner of his eye.

I saw that she was shy at first, and then seemed to be shaken. Her ten white fingers were intertwined with a tangled look on her face...

By the way, Yukino, what are you struggling with?

Quickly use your second-grade smart mind to think about it. Is there any bullshit breast enlargement magic in the world?