Yuanshen, if someone heard what was in his heart, he would die, right?

'As expected of a cultured Liyue person, look, look, even shit can be described as a 'soulless body'. Most people would never think of such a cultured description. '

Fangyuan sighed: "Indeed, if you say so, the soulless body can only be buried in the ground, no different from fertilizer. Awesome! Awesome!"

Although she didn't know why she was praising her, the girl still happily raised her hand and said, "Thank you, thank you. I didn't expect that we have so many common interests in handling corpses. I am No. 70 Seventh Generation Hall of the Rebirth Hall. Lord, Hutao. If we have the opportunity, we can share our experience in handling corpses."

"Disposal of corpses?!" Fangyuan was stunned and asked in shock, "Isn't it the disposal of feces?"

"Dispose of feces?!" The girl was also stunned. She also asked: "Why do you need to burn it when processing feces?"

"Fire dung can be used as nutrients in the soil to cultivate new plants." Fangyuan said matter-of-factly. He only knew these things from his grandma's house when he was a child.

"This is buried! I thought you said you wanted the adventurer to die and then buried it hastily."

Hu Tao finally understood that the two people talking about feelings were not the same thing at all, but they communicated very strictly.Even the process is basically the same, it’s really like the donkey’s lip meets the horse’s mouth.

"It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing...I pretend I haven't seen you now, or don't recognize you, is it too late to get to know you again?"

Fangyuan said distressedly, not even caring that his inner thoughts were exposed.

"Um...well, let's go our separate ways. Ah, haha, I won't interrupt, let's go first!"

Hu Tao also smiled awkwardly, turned around and left immediately.

Seeing this scene, Sister Lan really opened her eyes. She immediately stepped forward and said with joy: "Little brother is so powerful. Most people can't take away walnuts. Do you want to come to the Adventurers Association to accept a commission? I can provide you with it. Some high-paying yet simple commissions.”

Fangyuan hesitated for a moment. She wanted to turn around and run away, but she couldn't bear the high income that Sister Lan said.

"Thank you then."

"You're welcome. You've helped me so much. I can't thank you enough."

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Bronya was speechless.

"How on earth did he come up with the idea of ​​'getting fat'?"

Lei Dian Yayi said in a daze: "Fatilization does have something to do with corpses. I heard that flowers can bloom more beautifully when they grow on corpses."

"Mei Yi, are you serious?"

Kiana was so frightened that she shivered.

"It's okay, it's just something I feel."

Yayi sighed and said no more.

'It's too scary for you to think so. What did you see? '

Kiana flinched, and she was embarrassed to say that she really followed Fang Yuan's words just now and thought that the other party was handling fertilizer.

She was still wondering just now that a girl who collected fertilizers dressed so exquisitely must have a unique hobby.It turned out that he was responsible for handling the aftermath of death, so it was no wonder that he was promoted to the Adventurers Association.

"We are not here to see this kind of cheap joke. If he hadn't understood it wrong just now, I'm afraid he would have reached an agreement with the girl on the disposal of the body. We firmly resist this kind of thing, but he was the one who supported it. Go do some revenue-generating work and no one is supervising this asshole.”

Bronya emphasized: "In addition to making it difficult for Ying to find her brother, it is also right to prevent Fang Yuan from messing with the relationship between men and women."

Kiana rolled her eyes at her and said: "If I could do it, I would have flown over and asked him to kneel down and lick me. Why should I watch the 'plot' with you here?"

Raiden Mei thought for a moment and said, "Am I the only one who thinks he can guess girls easily?"

"Sister Mei Yi, is it possible that girls in that world are too innocent?" Bronya thought to herself that Fangyuan had always been straight before.

Mei retorted: "If he guessed that girls are not that powerful in their hearts, how did they cultivate Valkyrie's favorability so high? He must have his own method. Even if he is a little mentally ill now, he still has the ability to pick up girls. It has become an instinct imprinted in the body.”

Bronya was silent for a long time. She always felt that Leiden Meiyi was scolding Fangyuan for being a scumbag at heart.But in her opinion, Fangyuan is quite single-minded. After all, she has watched the entire plot of "Honkai Impact III".If it weren't for his mental problems caused by time travel, he would definitely be a good man.

Even sister Mei couldn't use the sword of Genshin to cut down Beng San's fangyuan.

"What Mei said makes sense."

Kiana nodded in agreement.

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"This is your mission Rita."

"After you gain his trust, first ask him what was in his cell phone in the original world, and then what was in his cell phone in the [Genshin Impact] world. We need to determine whether his time travel is related to that cell phone."

"The last thing is, try to find a way to see if you can make him recall something. Don't stimulate him too much first, use some happy things to awaken his memory."

Rita raised her eyebrows in the eye hidden behind her bangs, but Theresa didn't let Theresa see the reaction on her face.

He doesn’t know what counts as happy things now. He can’t let him recall the past with him in front of everyone, right?

That would be too much.

Everyone knows it anyway, so it doesn’t matter anymore.

"I know Bishop Theresa." Rita already had the idea of ​​ruining it.

Theresa looked at Rita's serious appearance and couldn't imagine that she was having such a good time in private.Although Fangyuan had intentions towards her at the time, she didn't expect Rita to adapt so quickly.

"Rita, I..."

"Theresa, there are some things you'd better not ask out loud."

"I understand. Remember to be a little restrained after you go there. After all..." Theresa paused and said, "After all, everyone is watching. Just come back as soon as possible after completing the work."

"Don't worry, I've done similar experiments on consciousness mapping for Bishop Otto, and I'm pretty good at this type of work."

The experiments Rita mentioned were real experiments, experimental tools used in a period when technology was not yet perfect.

"Well, Grandpa's matter... I can't say much. Fortunately, it's all over."

Theresa didn't want to mention the past anymore, and she was worried that Fangyuan had gone in some bad direction in that world.

"Rita, if you can. What I mean is, can you try to get that guy to give up his idea of ​​'picking up girls'? If he accidentally leaves any children in another world, well, he can't take them with him. It would be troublesome."

"Oh?" Rita looked at Theresa in surprise and asked, "Have you started to think this far? But why is Bishop Theresa so worried? It's not your child anyway."

"I didn't mean that. What I meant was..." Theresa was silent for a moment and smiled: "I hope Rita you can tell him on my behalf, thanking him for his help over the years. I feel that in St. Freya Time is the happiest time I have ever had, and..."

"Tell him that everyone misses him."

"If we can live a happier life if we forget, then just let him choose to forget."

"Don't let him torture yourself anymore..."

Rita looked at Theresa's lowered head, but could not clearly see the little bishop's expression.

Unexpectedly, Theresa turned out to be a member of the 'Forgetting Sect'.

Damn it!Doesn't Kiana know that there is a traitor among them?

Chapter 035 Fangyuan: Trapped by an older beautiful girl

"Wow, is this the charm of being the head of Yunhan Club? There are so many people here, and there is free tea! Why don't you come and have a sip?"

Paimeng picked up the tea and drank it down. She and Ying were tired and thirsty after shopping for so long. Now that they had the opportunity to replenish their water, they were naturally not polite at all.

Ying raised her head and looked at the stage. The descendant of Yunhan Society looked like a girl like her, and was probably around 15 or 16 years old.She is a young and energetic girl who reminds Ying of Xiang Ling who is the chef at Wanmin Hall.

'It's really strange. Does God prefer girls?Why do we see more women possessing the Eyes of God? '

She had been shopping outside for a long time, but could not find any qualified sewing tools.She heard that those immortals might have similar tools that she could use, but she didn't expect that she could borrow them from them.

"Paimon, I feel like I haven't gained much from wandering around for so long. Should I go to other places and try again?"

Paimeng held the teacup and said awkwardly: "The other place is Yujingtai, but we don't know Liyue Seven Stars. How about we go to Liyue's office first and have a look, and issue a missing person notice." Try it?"

Ying slumped down on the chair, sighed and said, "I don't know what's going on over there in Fangyuan. He's always moved faster than us. Paimon, why do you think he helped me find my brother like this? We don't know what's going on over there." It was just a chance encounter, and he seemed a bit flirtatious, but he didn't do anything too close to me. What's even more strange is that when you see him teasing those girls in Mondstadt, he is very active, right? ?”

"When you say that, there is indeed a problem. Is it because you are not his type? Or is he more restrained when it comes to his friends? Don't you think he hasn't gotten close to Qin? Maybe it's just pure Why don't you want to contact girls with stronger abilities?" Paimon's little head couldn't tell the difference. She said: "But if that's the case, it's not right. He also went to contact Barbara and Noelle, and he was very fast. But is he an unlucky guy with amnesia, or is he using the way of getting along with beautiful girls to make himself forget the pain of amnesia? "

"You're just joking. I don't think Fangyuan relieves pain by contacting beautiful girls at all. He... seems..." Ying thought about the several times he saw something wrong with Fangyuan, and slowly said: " I think he was in pain at the time. He suddenly got stuck in the middle of his words, his face instantly became very pale, and the blood vessels on both sides of his eyes swelled up. It was as if he was enduring some kind of pain that we don't understand. I can't describe it. It feels like, maybe it’s what my intuition tells me.”

"What you are saying is too scary. Does Fangyuan have any special disease? Or is there something wrong with his body?"

That was all Paimon could think of. She was still quite worried about her thug number one.

"There should be nothing wrong with his health. If something happened, he would not say anything. He is not a person who will treat himself badly. He has never spoken about his family. I have been away from my brother for so long and I am still worried about him, but he I have never talked about my family's situation like this. If I have the opportunity to ask him, I might be able to get some clues. Maybe one day he will also tell his inner thoughts that others cannot hear? Don't worry, Fangyuan will follow. It’s been so long, so he’s obviously not a bad person.”

With Ying's comfort, Paimon finally felt relieved.

"That's true. He is a fool who can't control his mouth anyway."

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"what……"

Fangyuan yawned and looked at Tian Tiezui, who was talking endlessly in front of the screen.

This person is telling the story of Liyue and the story of Emperor Yanwang.

But he doesn't have much interest in these stories. They all happened thousands of years ago, so why can't he talk about something from the past few hundred years?Could it be that there is a censorship card here that prohibits discussion of the nearly century-old history of the Seven Stars of Liyue?

Next to him was a gentleman who was dressed quite expensively. Especially, this gentleman had an expensive-looking ring on his finger.This gentleman has been sitting here warming tea for a long time.

This man didn't speak much, he just listened calmly to Tian Tiezui's telling of these mythical stories.

Maybe it was because of the color of the clothes that the man looked a bit old-fashioned, but the exquisite clothes told Fangyuan that this person must be either rich or noble.

In Mondstadt, you can tell people by their clothes, and this is no exception in Liyue.

"Brother, isn't what Tian Tiezui said wonderful? Why do you make such a gesture?"

This gentleman's words increasingly reflected his old-fashioned attitude. Fangyuan didn't mean to criticize him. He just shook his head and said, "Just call me Fangyuan. I just think that thousands of years have passed, and the storyteller is Have you ever thought about talking about something else? At any rate, you can talk about the customs of various countries, the love affairs of lovers, the ups and downs of the common people, or the heroic stories of soldiers, and the intrigues of businessmen and bureaucrats. These are all You can talk about it, but people who always talk about gods will inevitably get tired of it. Everyone knows the content, wouldn’t it be better to go home and read it by yourself? "

"Oh, there is indeed some truth to what Brother Fang said. My name is Zhong Li, and I am a guest at the Palace of Purity. It is rare to see a friend who comments so highly on Tian Tiezui. I wonder, what does Brother Fang have to say about storytelling?"

Zhongli was very polite and offered him a cup of tea.

Fangyuan thanked him and didn't care that he had just met a 'Salesman from the Hall of Rebirth'.He added: "I don't think so, but I think it's boring to have no changes. I saw some novels about swordsmen and immortals at the Man'yo Collection, and I think I might be able to write them myself. Moreover, I think There are two things that are very necessary for people who use their brains. One is to constantly introduce new things, and the other is to stand on the side of the interests of most people. In this regard, I think storytellers are no exception."

Zhongli turned around and smiled and said: "Brother, I don't understand this. In a job like this, you must first focus on filling your stomach. The first thing you have to do is to ensure that you don't starve yourself, so most of the time, it's not that you don't want to innovate. But I am worried that launching new stories will drive away customers. From this point of view, I think Mr. Tian only made this move as a last resort."

Fangyuan shook his head and said: "You misunderstood what I meant. What I mean is that if he doesn't innovate, then someone will naturally be born to replace him. At that time, he will not only lose one or two guests, but himself." job. In the final analysis, storytelling is just a form of communication created by humans. This form of communication can be turned into paper, into sound, into images. These ways can all be changed. And the development of tools is constantly progressing Just like the sedan chair was replaced by a faster carriage, storytelling will be replaced by a more convenient situation. This is inevitable."

Zhongli was a lot more cautious now, and asked with a smile: "Brother Fang, why don't you tell me, will God be replaced?"

"No." Fang Yuan said firmly, and he would not give the other party any chance to grasp the situation.

'Are you looking down on me?If you want to catch my fish, you are still too young. '

Zhong Li asked curiously: "Why? What Brother Fang just said is indeed very reasonable. If it makes no sense, it does not apply to gods."

"Then let me just throw some light on it. Objectively, it's because of the absolute difference in lifespan and strength. Subjectively, it's humankind's own choice." Fangyuan said calmly: "I know Brother Zhongli thinks what I just said makes sense, but the truth itself But it is limited by the material basis. People need a form of entertainment, so they created the job of storytelling. No matter how the tools are changed, people's own needs remain unchanged."

"The most critical thing about God is to maintain people's safety needs. Only safety can allow people to use their own hands to create a new future. Without God, I don't think people today can resist the invasion of any demon god."

Fangyuan had fought against Tevalin, so he was naturally familiar with the power of the devil.If Tvarin didn't come down at all from high altitude at that time, he would just frantically throw his high-concentration elemental rain towards Mondstadt.Mondstadt will definitely be destroyed, and no one can save it.First quickly destroy the road to the stone gate, and then destroy Mondstadt's food production. Mondstadt will starve to death due to the loss of food production capacity.

Therefore, his first thought at that time was to 'incite rebellion' rather than 'slay the dragon'.If Tevalin wanted to run, no one could catch him.

"Brother Zhongli, with all due respect. The reason why people can't live without God is precisely because they think they can't live without God. I have a saying that says, 'The prejudices in people's hearts are like a big mountain.' In fact, prejudices become What becomes the mountain of reality is people themselves. Because they themselves classify "prejudices" as high and low, that's why there is a mountain of "prejudices". The essence of prejudice is the label that human beings use to classify human beings. As long as there are gods and gods in people's minds, division, then they will never be able to live without God.”

Fangyuan seemed to be making the final judgment on the future of mankind, and said coldly: "Even if the Rock God is gone, a new god will be born. At that time, maybe the name of 'god' will be changed."

Zhongli suddenly became solemn when he heard this. It was different from the previous arguments about the opposition between gods and humans. Instead, he directly saw the essence of why humans need gods from their division of the world.

"If these words of Brother Fang can be regarded as bricks, then there won't be much jade in this world. I wonder where Brother Fang is from? Your clothes seem to come from Mondstadt. I heard that the Wind Demon Dragon is raging over there. How is it now?"

"Ah, it was solved." Fangyuan sighed: "What a disaster. Most of the Star Reaching Cliff was destroyed at that time. But thanks to the efforts of the West Wind Knights at that time, it was able to survive this crisis."

Zhong Li looked at the sacrificial sword hanging on Fangyuan's waist, and he basically knew what happened to the Wind Demon Dragon.

If others don't know, how can he still be unclear?

This ceremonial sword is clearly an important treasure of the Gunnhild clan.

Zhong Li took a sip of tea and remembered that this person was the one who slapped Fengshen in a contract with him. What really surprised him was that this person actually fulfilled the contract.I don’t know how Fangyuan whipped Wendy. Maybe he did it while his old friend was drunk.

"Brother Fang, you are really a great talent."

"You're just making fun of me. If I were a great talent, would I still be able to work part-time at Wanmintang?"

Zhong Li said very seriously: "Only on this point, I will not lie to you, Brother Fang."

Fangyuan thought Zhongli was very funny and said, "We met by chance. It sounds like you have lied to me."

Zhongli smiled helplessly, but didn't say much.

This is really a good and honest young man.

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