The Riddler Get Out of Terra

But what can I do?

I'm just a leek that has to choose...

Fortunately, I can retrieve some things that do not belong to this world from an unknown place, and then transfer these deceptive or deceptive skills or items to the host through the mission mechanism.

At this time, someone will ask, Teacher Qiao, aren't you being prostituted for free?

Alas, if there is no reward, who would want to be a licker?

As long as I complete this month's earning goal, I can spend a few days wandering in the conscious space created by the system. During this period, I can have any beautiful woman I want and eat whatever I want.

Speaking of which, even a beautiful boy like my host can pinch her!

"I" thought life would go on like this until one day...

Chapter 7 Qiao Lun? (two)

Before talking about this day, please allow "I" to introduce who this unlucky guy who is bound to me is!

Well, first of all, we know that this silly boy is definitely not a time traveler - his daily language and behavioral habits cannot be hidden. This guy supports various royal systems very much, and he also believes in the divine right of kings. He is obviously not a time traveler.

What?Or maybe it's the brainwashed Bai Zuo from Europe and the United States, or the Asasi high school student from the book?

There’s nothing to say about that. As long as they’re not from a flower-growing family, we don’t regard such idiots as time-travelers at all.

Even I can't talk to people from the same ancient times as us because of our different views, let alone other people who can't be hit with a single stick?

Well, I’m not implying that Sansan, who traveled through fantasy floor tiles to dominate and mess with the Tang family gang, is a good boy after all.

Just happily decide that this host is a native!

He couldn't hear it anyway.

This guy kept saying something in a very heavy tone, "The land of Kazdare has always been soaked in blood and has never changed", "When has this land not eaten people? After all, it is a difficult choice", "It has always been like this , it’s never changed, it’s always the same.” I was confused and bewildered when I heard this.

As a flower grower, I have never seen such an incomprehensible idiot. He keeps doing it there without any intention of changing it. He just highlights a melancholy and riddle.

What is his appeal?

We don't know, because

This host whose IQ is so low that we are speechless does nothing. He organizes his teammates and is dilly-dallying. Today he says he has no new ideas, and tomorrow he says he is not doing things well, and then he just spends the day dawdling.

Brother, we looked at the person you said has no new ideas. Judging from the ability values ​​​​we dug up in Europa Universalis, he is good at economics!

We've also seen the guy you said was doing things poorly. His diplomatic skills are incredible, but you hand him over for attack missions?

……

For a moment, we all doubted our own judgment. Could it be that what we dug up was unreliable?

As a result, after watching it for several days, I realized that the reason for this stupid beep was "I want to give the Sakaz the power to choose" (Sakaz is the nation he leads).

???

We are speechless.

To be honest, if we were the leader of such low-quality hosts, we would immediately kill them and find the next wave.

With a golden finger as powerful as ours, even a pig can evolve into Zhu Bajie, right?

As a result, this idiot just spent time with us, without any intention of mastering the skills we gave him - we can see that this pretty idiot regards the system as an apocalypse and thinks it is the will of Sakaz against his bloodline. response.

You all know it’s a plug-in, but you should use it! ! ! !

This host is not good!

But what can we do?

Last chapter, huh?What is the previous chapter?

Emmm, I always feel like something is murderous towards us.

As I said before, this is a traditional system. Like a virtuous daughter-in-law, she will not leave after she has chosen a person. She must live with the chosen host for the rest of her life.

What about us?

This is to name and persecute a certain Ms. Fei Kusami who did not want to be named.

We were directly trapped by this wave of non-performing assets. The benefits we had worked so hard to gain were ruined by this prodigal son, and his opponent...

Why are they all a bunch of pretentious Riddlers?

At this moment, we are despairing of our fate. Judging from the way this bunch of novices are fighting each other, even if we can run away, the next host we encounter will probably be a taciturn person.

We have given up, so we have no choice but to continue working according to the quota every month, and then use the days we exchanged to live a life of luxury and luxury - as long as this stupid host lives up to his expectations, we can also watch his struggle history to relieve our boredom!

Yet nothing.

This noob is just wasting the fruits of our labor, acting like this with another bunch of stupid idiots who can't talk to anyone.

After suffering from the people who followed him, we saw a lot of powerful people with outrageous values. If used well, these people can even be compared to the likes of Xiao He, Han Xin, Xiang Yu and others!

But these two are just wasting these people, which makes us angry and desperate.

During the war, you told me about human rights, freedom and faith?

Brother, it doesn’t matter if you kill the other side and talk to the whole clan for a long time, okay?

Can you stop being such a noob? ! ! !

Alas, in the end, they were just bleeding each other slowly, and I don’t know how many innocent people lost their lives in silence. Our host is a very qualified private server who visited the people privately to investigate the public sentiment. Many of the people who followed him were war-mad. Silly beep, there are many believers who are attracted by his personality charm.

Some of the civilians he came into contact with enthusiastically supported him, while others just wanted to end the war and have their wives and children on the bed.

——At any time, you can never generalize the qualities of a person to a group, and the will of a group may not be reflected in a certain individual.

What makes us gratified is that our attack is still relatively powerful. Although the host is all kinds of benevolent, soft-hearted, and reckless, he still accumulates a huge amount of troops and resources, forcing the opponent to a dead end.

The two sides finally chose to fight on a plain.

It's finally coming to an end!

Although the operation of this product is very easy, we can't help but pay attention to this battle - if it succeeds, maybe this traditional flow system will feel that it has completed its task and can run away with us!

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We always thought we would win.

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All signs indicate that our host will win, and there have even been several mutinies in the opponent's military camp!

But this idiot looked at the incomplete mini-map of Europa Universalis and said that they are all citizens and I am willing to let them go.

???

Ah this...

We suddenly felt that this guy’s opponent had suffered a very unfair defeat. With all the cheats we gave him, they were in danger. Without the cheats, this guy would be in trouble right away, right?

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Our hunch was right.

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his opponent...

……

He is the son of destiny! ! ! !

We just saw such a big meteorite hitting the military camp led by the host!

What makes us even more confused is that this big rock actually speaks!

Judging from the top where the host and his army were running and shouting, no one heard the sound of the stone, only we could hear it.

But when we heard it, our eyes became moist...

"Hello? Is anyone here? The Sa family is Qiao Lun, a time traveler from the flower gardening family. Unfortunately, he became an immovable stone, floating in outer space."

"Sajia has now reached the surface of the planet orbited by Sajia. From outer space, the planet looks gray, as if haze has submerged the atmosphere. When it reaches the high ground, it looks

It's also like the little broken ball from the Sa family's hometown. Its shape is very similar to the time when the continent was not divided. "

"Sajia is probably going to die. The consequences of hitting the ground with such a big rock like Sajia must be tragic. I hope the creatures on this continent can survive!"

"Oh, Sajia has been floating outside for countless times, and has seen many wonders of the universe. What a pity, there is no one to share it with."

……

We are speechless.

At this moment, we thought of Doctor Du of the Anorectal Department written by a certain Phoenix, and his younger brother, the trident with only one crossed eye, and our eyes became even more moist.

We want to talk to this Qiao Lun!

However, our idea failed. The self-proclaimed "Sajia" fell next to our host's military camp, directly crippling his army.

As for Brother Sajia?

We can no longer hear his voice.

Chapter 8 Qiao Lun? (three)

It's numb, it's all numb!

In order to commemorate Brother Sajia, our family paid a small tribute on our name, which can be regarded as commemorating our hard-won reunion.

Although this in our family always makes me want to pinch my orchid fingers and make a sinister and lewd expression.

But our family won’t live long, so there’s nothing wrong with making some changes in our self-esteem—maybe there will be a golden-fingered Qiao Lun in the future who can touch corpses to gain memories or skills?After all, there are even tool people like ours who work on the system.

I hope our family’s memory can provide some help to those who come after us.

Brother Sajia didn't seem to realize that our house was among the people who were hit. After an earth-shattering sound, the world reversed, gray dust sputtered in all directions, and even the sky turned khaki.

The violent impact destroyed everything, and our regiment was the first to bear the brunt. Dreams, longings, beliefs and perseverance were meaningless in such a horrific natural disaster. They were as pale as single clothes faded in the sun, and there was no longer anything to talk about in the past. of brilliance.

Even the opponent was blinded. The shock wave caused by the conflict between heaven and earth was extremely wide. Our side was wiped out in one fell swoop, leaving only three or two big cats and kittens. But the opposite side was also beaten to pieces by the shock wave - the two sides were too close. .

We can't find the well-disciplined army in our impression on Terra. The result of people's overthrow is panic mutiny. Through the blood-stained eyes of the host, we can clearly see the storm destroying the so-called camp and knocking away the opponents who have been panicking all day long. The dust-covered ground rolled over for an unknown amount of time.

After all, our host is still a talented person. In the turmoil, he clearly knew that there was no possibility of a comeback. He grabbed his sister who was also beaten to pieces and directly climbed on Liangjun, who had escaped because he was beside him, and took him with him. I left this sad place full of sadness and pain.

The sudden appearance of Wang Mang's template made our family feel depressed. At this time, our family had to admit that this host was quite capable.

At least, in such a terrible environment, he could still calmly judge the inevitable outcome and quickly escape with his only sister, which can be said to be quite quick-witted.

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In the process of running away in embarrassment, we had no worries about food and clothing - our family also caught a lot of good things, and the host could live a good life in the wilderness with these things.

But the remaining situation has been endangered to the point where there is no need to delay:

This natural disaster has been publicized by opponents. God bless him. The Sakaz who believe in tradition and superstition were still doubtful after discovering the terrifying scene of the conflict between heaven and earth. In less than half a month, the host of our family has changed from a wise king to a The tyrant, the devil, the untouchable.

Everything he stood for and believed in betrayed him, and officials hurt by his benevolent and refined policies arranged for him to spread the word that Sakaz's destiny had abandoned this prince of Sakaz of noble blood.

The mob he protected also believed in this. The long-term peace and love made these blind fools give up thinking and perseverance. The treaties and oaths were torn up - his achievements and his glory became waste paper overnight. It's still so dirty that I don't even want to use the toilet.

This guy seemed to have aged a hundred years overnight - the average lifespan of the Sakaz royal family was really long.

He tried to regain the support of the people under his rule, but stupid things always happened one after another. People always took a less-than-correct path, and they had to hit their heads and shed blood to understand the wrong person they were entrusted to.

Those idiots would rather be exploited repeatedly by their host's opponents than live in fear under the hands of a lord who has been punished by heaven.

——Just like our family has always felt that the host is soft-hearted, he has set a low enough price for betrayal, so low that these people think they can move their bodies on the scale and bet on both ends.

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He has struggled for 50 years.

A dying old firewood and a young bird frightened by natural disasters and rumors were running around on such a desolate and desolate land. The Sakaz lived their lives as usual. The host's preferential policies and ideas that benefit the people were "disordered" by their opponents, and they were easily disrupted. Erased the traces.

What can Lao Chaihuo do?

It was clearly windy and snowy outside, but the person keeping warm was unwilling to use the piece of wood because it was damaged by lightning. He would rather sing praises to the slave owner in the wind and rain.

If there is someone who touched my body, if you have any ambitions, please remember his current situation. Blind kindness and perfect ideals are not the basis of ambitions. Force, prestige, cruelty and despicability are not the triggers of victory. So.

Um?Why is our family suddenly so serious?Very different from when you complained about the host before?

Of course it's because...

Our family is going to die.