The Riddler Get Out of Terra

Qiao Lun, who had been strengthened for a month, looked at Tu Yile's silly beeping system in boredom.

[Innate ability:]

[1. Luo Shen: Ling Bo takes a slight step, but his stockings produce dust. 】

Well, this is a talent that reduces the weight of the human body and improves agility. Although it sounds nice, it is purely for aesthetics. It is pleasing to the eyes when you dance. But it has no system at all compared to Hao Zhao, a tough guy who has no brains to add points and is ruthless and doesn't talk much. Fabi.

[2. Bilan Route: If you want to see the navy, go next door. 】

As we all know, as long as a certain route is out of the expulsion type, as long as it is not a strange type like a certain file, the figure will be excessive.

This is a debuff given by signing in every day. If it is a female host, it will undergo an appearance transformation that reduces physical fitness:

If you wear this golden hoop, you will never experience the happiness of normal people again.

The long-lasting passionate will of the D family has been extinct since then. From now on, what awaits you is the G-class serf who sheds tears for Fingel.

Unfortunately, Qiao Lun is a strong man who can self-regulate his body, so the originally terrible deformation did not happen to him, but only killed the abdominal muscles that he had managed to cultivate.

The white-haired blood demon woke up after a night and returned to his original state. He learned a lot about everything in his life, and finally became a compromise similar to the third master in "Watch out, this is how Mikasa uses it" in "There are enemies on both sides of the sea" Small abdominal muscles.

Nutritional enhancement before the blood is cold has now habitually moved towards the hidden muscle groups, and the fleshy orifices that slowly evolved towards Jo's family experienced a painful dimensionality reduction blow overnight. Poor Joe suddenly realized the difference between himself and Hao Zhao. .

——The Beloved Concubine System seems to think that such "macho men" are very common on the land of Terra?

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Chapter 31 Twenty Thousand Qiao Lun Brothers Plan ([-])

Mingmiao: "Are you sure you want to implement the plan, meow?"

Mr. Qiao: "Execute it, execute it immediately. If you don't execute it, you won't be able to survive this day."

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The beloved concubine system is a primary system, really a primary system.

If the first two features can be regarded as acceptable improvements, then the latter features are completely desperate to kill the host.

Acceptable talents such as [Beautiful Body], [Proven Action], and [Dancing Style] are better than nothing, and the advantages outweigh the disadvantages.

The former is similar to the bankrupt version of [Natural Flesh], keeping the white-haired Blood Demon's body perfect - once again paying tribute to Qiao Lun's muscles that have been strengthened for half a year. Before System Lun's body was discovered, he was already a 1.9-meter dio version of the Blood Demon. , all it takes is one shot of competition and you can still get Yazida!

After System Lun, Dio turned into Flandre overnight, still with a big hook - Qiao Lun originally thought that there would be no more thrilling stories in the world, but he didn't expect that the sky would collapse overnight. Looking at his body, which was even more petite and frail than before, Qiao burst into tears.

[Proven Action] and [Dancer Style] both belong to the sign-in category. An inappropriate analogy is used to introduce these two talents. Before crossing, a seven-foot-long man was suddenly kicked, and he was thrown into the air like a vicious dog. Then a strong man equipped with these two traits will adjust his posture during the fall, making an eyebrow-raising and majestic fall.

For a more interesting analogy…

Everyone is dancing the sword in an ordinary way, and the postures realized by those equipped with these two traits can be compared to the fart-slant sword technique of a certain master who wears a purple rice dumpling on his head to make lsp beam with joy.

To use another metaphor, you have to twist your butt and move your waist whenever you walk...

If that were all, I could bear being bound by this stupid system, but everything that follows is aimed at killing the host!

In System Lun's memory, the description of the classical beauty who planted flowers is as follows:

"The ice skin and jade bones are clear and sweatless, and the wind from the water palace is full of fragrance." "The posture is strong and the meaning is far-reaching and true. The texture is fine and the bones are even." "Exquisite and unparalleled", "the half-curved phoenix eyes hide amber, and the red lips are dotted with cherries."

As a materialistic system, the explanation given by the Beloved Concubine System is as follows:

Ice muscle and jade bone?

Got it, the muscles softened and lost blood, the bones became brittle and discolored, it’s done!

The host can't move, and his muscles and bones are broken when he moves?It's not my business? !

No sweat?

Got it, delete the sweat glands.

Host heat dissipation problem?He doesn't sweat to begin with.

Delicate texture and even bones?

I also understand that the muscles are greatly softened and the muscle adhesions are aggravated!

Does the host have to stretch again and strengthen the body?what are you saying?The baby doesn’t understand.

The fingers are like peeling onion roots, and the mouth is like holding red pills?

This one knows better!The skin color is adjusted, the thickness of the fingers is adjusted, and the distribution of blood vessels on the lips is enlarged.

The fingers are too fragile and delicate. With the ice muscles and jade bones in front of them, they can easily break when holding the handle. If you accidentally bite your lips, you may bleed heavily?

All solved by the invincible host!

Delicate and delicate steps, exquisite and unparalleled?

too easy!Restore the tough back and crotch formed by the Kailongji, and adjust the leg muscles!

Reopening the hips to pursue athletic ability?

My dear, your bones have been reshaped. From now on, just be a well-behaved Aunt Sakaz, okay?Let’s not fight anymore~

The phoenix eyes are half-curved with amber, and the red lips are dotted with cherries?

nobody!

than me!

Know better!

beauty!

The lens structure is modified and the width of the lips is reduced, eh?It seems to be particularly ugly after such a change...

Don't worry about kissing. Since your face is so big, let's shrink it back, okay?Head and body don’t fit?

There's nothing you can do about it, dear.

Shrink your whole body~

My vision may not be very good after lens modification, dear, come on~

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Qiao Lun: Are you polite?

There are new surprises every day, and tragic accidents that are beyond recognition happen every day. Qiao Lun's original form of Skyfire Kevin and even the invincible dio form were all distorted to his grandma's house, and overnight he was directly turned into a crippled Delis.

Why is Deli stupid?

Please carefully understand the character image that corresponds to the characteristics of cuteness and cuteness.

If you are beautiful, you are charming and cute, but if you are not beautiful, you are silly and pretentious.

From the moment he was bound to the beloved concubine system, Qiao Lun's understanding of Victoria, Longmen, Ursus and Kazdaele suddenly deepened, and he enjoyed being in the bodies of Klein, Hao Zhao and others every day.

Beauty, all kinds of free prostitution - but the price is Akashi's dark circles and overtime work day after day.

Until recently [Charming Bones Tiancheng] came out...

The nouns originally used to describe women's charm have become physical in the hands of the cerebral palsy logic center. The Beloved Concubine System directly synthesizes pheromones that can stimulate the effect of spring on the Terra race.

Then!all!It's mixed in!In Qiao Lun's bone marrow!

Because there are no glands such as sweat glands that can be released quickly, the Chongfei System chooses to use the hematopoietic ability of the bone marrow and the gas exchange ability of the lungs to give the host's body fluids and breath a long-lasting charm.

But Qiao Lun just wants to reinvent this cerebral palsy:

Didn't it think about whether the host could survive it?Mixing pheromones into body fluids?What kind of operation is this?All high school biology students know that the first thing to suffer when making such blind modifications is the various organs of the host body, right? !

The deal is done, Akashi is now extracting pheromones as chemical raw materials for experiments, and on the other hand, he urgently calls Liebig, a film cat who is still studying at the Royal Victoria College, to synthesize new compounds to counteract the problem...

Even so, Qiao Lun was in agony when he returned to his body - when an individual is facing the reproductive period, the physical phenomenon of rising qi and blood and abnormal hormone secretion is now a physiological phenomenon that the body often suppresses repeatedly.

Qiao Lun has not yet reached the point of not being a human being, so the embarrassing problem he faces is so serious that his body has even begun to repair the brain nerves that have been permanently damaged by repeated stimulation of large amounts of hormones.

What could Qiao Lunyong say?All he could do was leave, come back, and then repeatedly practice the various techniques obtained by Hao Zhao's system to observe the situation.

Indeed, many of the very normal exercises described in the system turned out to be ridiculously difficult to practice. Hao Zhaodu was able to correct and correct his mistakes repeatedly with a fearless spirit - the meridians of the people of Terra are different from those of the people on Earth, and the system has been through the years. Many of the treasures obtained are not suitable.

The most obvious examples are the Chakra Cultivation Method and the Haki Cultivation Method. The former requires the host to provide more than twice the number of human cells with special organelles as energy providers, while the latter...

Akashi still can't figure out how normal people can grow to three meters and start five meters away. In front of such giants, Wendigos are just malnourished little babies.

And the type of cultivator...

How should I put it? In the early days, Akashi's luck-based Qi training method was very powerful. It was applicable to all feathers. There were no special terms that were pretentious and mysterious. It was as simple as a fitness method specially created for beginners.

In the series of reading books I got later, even the feather scholars who started to specialize in ancient Yanguo literature couldn't figure out all kinds of special nouns in the fog. Just nouns like "Nanshan" and "Beihai" were used in different chapters. There are at least five kinds of images to refer to it, not to mention Taoist terms such as "Kunlun" and "Xuanguan".

Chapter 32 Twenty Thousand Brother Qiao Lun Plan ([-])

Qiao Lun has always felt that he is an Asian. Sometimes his luck is incredible, and sometimes his luck makes people laugh.

But no matter how unlucky it is, it can still be called a small prank.

However, in this continent called Terra, luck became a diode - when he was prosperous, he met System Lun's body and successfully licked the bag, but when he was depressed, he was directly equipped with a beloved concubine system that could not be removed.

What is even more tragic is that life is not a game and there is no chance to start over.

Even though Qiao Lun tried every means to cancel the ticket and asked Akashi to do his best to improve his body and return to its peak, he still had to admit such a painful reality:

His body, the place where Xue Wei Leng first awakened, has been destroyed. Akashi's best efforts to save it can only make this increasingly delicate and lovely body usable, but he can punch it down like Hao Zhao. The actual combat effect of blowing them all up has become a dream.

——The blood demon named Qiao Lun has been completely destroyed by the beloved concubine system, and has only value as a plaything and vase.

Tried, delayed, torn off the body and regrown it, but the ability of the physical body that was finally born has been permanently reduced. In the past, it could interrupt the fully equipped Sakaz Centurion's strange power with a slap on the waist. Now it can only hit him. to spinal fracture.

The gap between She often overclocked and Gin, the 4096x pervert, has dropped to a quarter of the former. Except for the mental ability to not fall into the quagmire of physical strength, all other aspects have declined. It has reached the same strength as the original clone. Almost the same.

When the high-dimensional overlookers were delighted to see Qiao Lun's twisted transformation and laughed evilly, Qiao felt a sadness and determination that could not be ignored at his increasingly fragile body:

When Dina, the pig, is no longer suitable for the current version, there is no other way to replace the flying bird with Dagu and transform into Tiga.

So the experiment was still in its infancy, and the "Twenty Thousand Joe Lun Brothers Project" with only a few clones in Macaron as blood-producing pigs was forcibly promoted...

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I, Kong Ming, don’t want to work overtime: “So this is the reason why you called everyone out in the middle of the night to work overtime?”

Father Syracuse: "It's pitiful that I just fell asleep holding the maid and the nun in the middle of the night, and I was woken up and forced to have a meeting."

I, Kong Ming, don’t want to work overtime: “Don’t you need to sleep?”

Godfather of Syracuse: "Ral is sleeping with me every day in order to adjust my mental condition. Lapland, the evil beast, found that his little trick was useless and now he is trying every means to make me relax my vigilance and attack with all my strength.

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Godfather of Syracuse: "This noob just doesn't want to be taught a lesson. Tomorrow her breakfast will be replaced by Wallace's shrimp burgers, and all the nearby toilets will be emptied."

Victoria Detective: "???"

Victoria Detective: "Is this something a human can do?"

Godfather of Syracuse: "Don't talk to the necromancer who visits the ancestral tombs of the royal family of Aslan and Drak every day!"

Detective Victoria: "Then how come you, a bastard who dug up all the burial grounds of Lapland and the Texas family, still have the nerve to hug the descendant of Lapland?"

Victoria Detective: "How dare you, an old thief with a gray beard and a common man, bark in front of me!"

Mr. Qiao: "Shut your mouths."

#All members are banned#

Mr. Qiao: "Although I really don't want to admit it, I have indeed fallen into the mainstream abuse system very tragically. Every time I come back to the body, I am faced with a pile of chicken feathers, so I plan to start the wandering land... wandering Qiao Lun mode, Start using [-] Jolon brothers to plant fire in various places and devour what we need."

#Ban Lift#

Longmen Daju: "No, isn't the system very easy to use?"

Mr. Qiao: "You are from the Qi-Dian school, and I am from the mainstream school. Can it be the same?"

Godfather of Syracuse: "Why do you let brother Jolon cause trouble in various places? Isn't it good to stay in one place all the time?"

Mr. Qiao: "Too close will trigger the connection function of the beloved concubine system, and the new enhancement will be repeated on brother Qiao Lun."

I, Kong Ming, don't want to work overtime: "Do you have any requirements for the new Qiao Lun brother? Personally, I don't recommend using the original version. I recently dug up a lot of ancient records and synthesized some shady things. Why not give it a try?"

Joe: "So?"