The Riddler Get Out of Terra

【…】

There was an intriguing silence.

[How to put it, I don’t know how Deep Blue works, but the point-adding system cannot recognize the so-called power control skills. I know only a little about unknown information such as inner alchemy skills. The first time I added points, half of the meridians were exploded. 】

Hao Zhao replied.

[The meridians are related to the strength of the body, but they are also related to an unknown element. I have used various methods to strengthen them but have not succeeded in strengthening them. The same is true for other people in the control group. 】

[In the end, we thought that this unknown element did not exist on Terra, or we could not find it, so we had to dismantle the algorithm for energy storage and re-plan it, and use another organ to carry the substance Qi. 】

[This is only the elementary level of difficulty. In fact, there are many things to face later. The intelligence of the system is not as high as imagined, and many things cannot be handled well. 】

[The most straightforward example is after the affinity test of different organs, using the internal organs

In the process of nourishing Qi, I added some,]

Hao Zhao's voice seemed to be recalling those unbearable days, with pain in his voice.

[As a result, the massive increase in qi required more storage space in the internal organs, and there were not enough compression methods at the time. The result was very touching, and all my internal organs exploded. 】

The rich bass trembled, as the tragic scene being described caused an astonishing phantom pain.

[What's even more miserable is that in order to test the impact of the continuous filling of Qi on the tissue, my senses were in a very sensitive state at the time. The moment it exploded, I felt all over the internal organs and colic, which was very sour and refreshing. 】

[At the same time, I took the initiative to shoot my head. It was very painful. What was even more painful was that Akashi, that little bastard, recorded the relevant memories to observe the impact of pain on the intensity of Origin Stone skills. 】

At the beginning, it was just a description. Hao Zhao couldn't control his body to make expressions, and he wasn't very interested in the thrilling experience at that time, so he could only describe it dryly.

However, the tone becomes more complicated as it goes on, and when it comes to Akashi it is even more indignant, full of the victim's accusations and resentment against the cruel perpetrator.

【? 】

Qiao Lun asked a question.

[What, you don’t like letting others see your memories? 】

[I remember Wenyuan, you are not such a private person?Wasn't it exciting to peek at Shizuka taking a shower before? 】

[Can you not mention it? 】

Thinking of the even more unbearable memories, Hao Zhao's voice became even more painful:

[I remember that it was after that time that Kong Ming directly exploded my head. After practicing the technique, he started to explode my head every day. Every time, I was deflated. There should be a limit to opening my mouth and closing my eyes, right? ! 】

[And that guy Akashi is really not a human being,]

Longmen Daju is obviously very disgusted with Akashi’s experimental behavior:

[Please, big brother, hurry up and make a clone of the Kung Fu Club. The child really can't stand a bastard like Akashi who cares so little about human life! 】

[Why don’t you become a human being? 】

Qiao Lun wanted to laugh when he thought of Ming Miaomiao, who had recently been squabbling with various departments to compete for computing power. Akashi was competing with others for scarce resources, but he didn't expect that the honest man Hao Wenyuan would come to Beijing at the most critical moment to stab him in the back. !

[Yes, verifying the exercises is the most important function of the exercise department. Organizing these materials to eliminate the unnecessary and retaining the essentials is also the mission target of everyone in the exercise department. Constantly testing the results of the exercises is the life and death condition of the exercise department. 】

Hao Zhao sighed.

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[But you can’t pick up a sheep repeatedly!Akashi, that bastard, didn't test it herself, and directly wanted to use the feathered members of the Kung Fu Club, but you specifically said that when you asked her to work part-time, and no one could refute her. 】

Big Cat's tone suddenly became passionate, and his tone was filled with the sorrow of an old sheep being cut into the Mediterranean Sea:

[I am the only practitioner in the Kung Fu Department now. Who else can do experiments for her besides me? 】

[What’s even more annoying is that the blank group set up by this little bastard is all a copy of me. The euphemistic name is to keep the conditions of the blank group and the experimental group the same, and then, then,]

The steely man’s voice sounded a little cry:

[She asked me to try again!The front foot has just been added to stimulate the internal organs, and the back foot has to be used in other control groups to stimulate the Dantian and body fluids! 】

Just like the tearful brother who was bullied by his other siblings finally found the opportunity to complain to his majestic father, the orange cat complained to his biological father Qiao Lun full of grievances about how much the sister Akashi cheated on her brother. Cruel and ruthless:

[On the most tragic day, I just had my internal organs exploded due to lack of control. In less than three seconds, I was called into the new body like a pig being herded, trying to store Qi in the blood vessels, without stopping! 】

[Failed that time too? 】

It's a pity that Boss Qiao has no conscience.

[Well, the blood vessels, lymph, and tissue fluid all exploded, and the pressure changes caused by the uneven distribution of Qi directly caused problems in the entire human tissue. 】

Hao Zhao made things even worse, and even planned to share with Qiao Lun the 100 million ways Hao Zhao's brother could die.

……

[But I felt okay that time. The nerves exploded due to pressure changes, and the pain was very low.The most innocuous thing is to try to die by filling your brain with Qi to see if you can increase your intelligence and test where your Dantian is. 】

Speaking of the latter, the embarrassed big cat even began to compare the pain levels of different deaths.

[After repeated testing, I have changed the energy formula for adding points to the point where the five internal organs can fully adapt after adding one point. The result is that the human brain is indeed the most sophisticated organ. 】

Hao Zhao paused for a moment, commenting with a bit of laughter on the strengthening of Dantian:

[At that time, my vision went dark, and the next time I woke up, I was already in the psychic sea. 】

[A subsequent autopsy of Akashi revealed that the brain stem was paralyzed due to pressure changes caused by qi balance, and the person died. 】

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Chapter 49 Warriors at the End of the Century ([-])

Hao Zhao's complaint was trivial and complicated. It exploded the five internal organs, the bone marrow, the blood vessels all over the body, and the head.

burst……

The experiments conducted by Akashi would be considered an untold crime in the hands of any normal Terran.

Only doing experiments on 'yourself' can save some impression points.

Even so, in the eyes of Longmen Daju Hao Maomao, she has become a big landowner who really cares about human life. She is a dregs that must be punished and beaten, and she must be punished immediately by Qiao Lun, the great master of Qingtian.

pity……

[What about the experiment completion rate?Show me the effect of your inner alchemy practice,]

Boss Qiao is an even more disgusting capitalist. He doesn't care about Hao Zhao's miserable current situation. He is only interested in the fruits of squeezing Maomao's blood and tears.

[Show me the panel displayed by your point-adding system. Akashi repeatedly suggested that I use the point-adding system to check the situation before implementing the inner alchemy technique. Let me be healthy! 】

There is no way to obtain the information of Feather System without possessing the individual Qiao Lun. What was finally presented to him was the simplified result of the logic center in System Lun's corpse.

But this often means that it is not precise enough or detailed enough, like those poorly translated foreign film and television drama titles.

——Refers to [Moulin Rouge] → [Chastity Arch], [Emperor Returns to the Palace] → [Lord of the Rings: Return of the King] and [Lolita] → [A Pear Blossom Presses a Begonia].

Who knows what Mr. Dongpo went through back then, ghs did it so badly!

Using Qiao Lun's phenomenon as an example, the information submitted to Qiao Lun by the Mingming Logic Center is [Refining Qi and Transforming Qi·Hao Zhao Version], and it is expressed using the logic of the Beloved Concubine System like this:

[Heaven and Earth Changchun Immortality and Beauty Skill·Incomplete]

[Description: Detoxification and beauty, whitening and slimming, strengthening the body, shaping and healthy skin are the magic powers of immortality that many little fairies dream of.

After combining with [Trait·Flower Planter], the [Trait·Trait·Beauty since ancient times has had a bad life, and it will protect the flowers when they fall into mud] will not be triggered in old age. Instead, it will trigger 【Trait·White hair with red pupils] and [Trait·Crane-haired childlike appearance]. 】

[Evaluation: It is very suitable for the ability of a beloved concubine. Although there is a risk of being caught and tortured or passing down r|b|q from ancestors, it can also trigger [Trait: Ageless Witch] and [Trait: Eternal Elves, One Forever], Dear, hurry up and practice. If you don’t practice, you won’t suffer, if you don’t practice, you won’t be fooled. Try to be a real little fairy~]

[A host who wishes to remain anonymous:... Get out! 】

What can Boss Qiao do?

Because of the beauty in the prosperous age, a system of favored concubines has brought disaster to the country and the people?

He would rather be ridiculed and have bad luck than get a useless system that will only add chaos for such a stupid reason!

After hearing the main body's request, Hao Zhao also quietly brought up the invincible panel of the point-adding system.

Unlike the Beloved Concubine system, which has a light pink and girlish-looking panel full of various patterns, the Addition system is like a taciturn, hard-seeking seeker, with only milky white translucent panels and blunt text descriptions throughout.

Quick as a knife, simple as a knife:

It doesn't matter what it does, this knife only has one function: chopping, and it won't do any fancy things like signing in. It only absorbs the most basic energy → turns it into points → adds points to the host's cycle.

Judging from Akashi's follow-up research, traditional systems such as Hao Zhao's point-adding system, Kong Ming's DND spell system, and Resandral's Europa Universalis system automatically rejected the virtual personality adapted by the logic center and chose to give up independence as a transformation organ. exist.

Some systems have happily accepted the simulated personality, and are now quietly developing in Boss Qiao's psychic sea, ready to secretly amaze everyone at any time.

Well, that’s right, it was so embarrassing that it shocked everyone.

This refers specifically to a certain useless doting system. Boss Qiao is already sharpening his skills and preparing to let this little cutie know the dangers of the world!

Sure enough, unlike Cai's petty concubine system, which can only cause trouble for the host, it is different from the system of adding points to the host's dishes because she is taciturn and does not adapt to the climate in the early stage:

【Refining gas】【+】

[Description: A basic Immortal Dao technique with excellent versatility and excellent growth potential. Appropriate changes have been made to adapt to the end of the Dharma era when spiritual energy is collapsing, but it does not damage its power as the first Qi refining technique and one of the five great methods. . 】

【characteristic:

Refining and transforming qi: Converting the essence of water, grain, flesh and blood, and even various states in the body into internal qi. Currently, the internal qi has not gone through the stage of the combination of qi and intention. The acquired internal qi cannot transform into true qi. The subsequent innate Qi will be the combination of intention and spirit. 'It's even more impossible to talk about.

Five qi Chaoyuan: The five qi in the chest differentiate the internal organs and have the ability to strengthen the body, prolong life and protect the road.

Three Flowers Gathering on the Top (disabled): A special ability modified based on the relevant description of the predecessor's technique. It uses meager Qi and a powerful body to create invisible subspace organs that exist inside the body - upper and middle. , Lower Dantian, used to store the increasingly profound and huge internal energy.

Qi penetrates Changhong: The Qi stored in the Dantian continues to increase, while strengthening the solid strength and reserve limit of the subspace. At the same time, the overflowing Qi will strengthen various parts of the human body. The upper Dantian will sweep away distracting thoughts, clear the divine court, and the middle Dantian will blend the five internal organs, and life will be endless. Breathe, lower the Dantian and circulate around the sky to stabilize the physical body. 】

[Evaluation: Gather the five qi in the chest, and ask the three flowers to gather at the top. 】

Haha, beauty-beautifying exercises and qi-refining magical skills have never been so close.

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When a certain waste system has a personality, every beating it receives is water that has now entered its brain!

【only these

What?The combination of Qi and Yi has not been studied yet? 】

Overlooking the entire Longmen Lower City and similar buildings from a certain period on Earth, Qiao Lun regained his composure.

Qiao's life has been smooth sailing since he got his blood, until he met System Lun, a beast, and was assigned a stupid system that made the steady and cold Qiao Lun angry.

【Have. 】

Hao Zhao replied, and another new round of panels was projected by him:

【Meditation】【+】

[Description: The tricky method described on pages 87~96, 167~263, and 369~487 of Inner Alchemy was modified eight, two, and nine times respectively to finally form the god-refining method.Use a certain symbol as the core visualization for refining the spirit, and meditate many times until the symbol perfectly reappears in the sea of ​​consciousness, melting and tempering the spiritual will, and turning it into a field that drives some unnamed matter. 】

[Prerequisites: Refining the Qi to the point where the five Qi are in full swing, the spirit is clear, the elixir is full and self-overflowing, and the mental will is strong enough. 】

【characteristic:

Concentration of mind and spirit: The most important stage of the union of mind and spirit, using the body and mind as the cauldron to cultivate an infatuated heart that will never change.After reaching the point where you can do something when you think about it, and act when you think about it, you can combine your mind and Qi to gain the wonder of the acquired nature returning to the innate.

Thoughts are like rain: Different visual objects will give different effects to the mind and have an irreversible impact on the behavior trend of the practitioner.When Qi and Yi are combined, they will have different powers.

If your heart is as clear as ice, you will not be surprised when the sky falls. 】

[Evaluation: Who has the sun and moon in the cauldron? There is no cinnabar in the furnace. 】

???

Is this just related to Qi refining?

Chapter 50 Warriors at the End of the Century (End)

[What object did you choose to visualize? 】

Boss Qiao keenly noticed the entry "Heart is like still water" and asked Hao Zhao - just this entry made Qiao Lun, who was thinking more and more complicated, have all kinds of ideas.

【ocean. 】

Hao Zhao replied.

[I thought about a lot of visual objects, including the sun, moon, earth, stars, dragons, tigers...many, many, and I tried them all one by one. 】