I will never give in to the scumbag male protagonist who wears books

Isn't it embarrassing to ask a virgin to use "blood essence" to exorcise demons?

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026. Timid

"Really or not? It's haunted?"

"You're still asked to exorcise demons?"

"Going right now?!"

At night, Zhang Shaoqing's incredible inquiry came from the dormitory.

He looked at Wen Yang with a confused face and scratched his head: "It's just for some money, aren't you afraid of having a dinner on the spot?"

"I don't drink. I sit at the children's table."

Ning Chu had already thought about where to sit at Wen Yang's funeral banquet.

If Wen Yang hadn't held back and revealed the news to him today, he wouldn't have known that this guy was going to come to his door to be devoured by ghosts.

God, not only do you have to be careful of the group of coquettish bitches chasing Wen Yang, but you also have to be careful of the ghosts who are greedy for Wen Yang's body.

"There's no need to curse me like this, right?" Wen Yang said helplessly, spreading his hands, "I'm just going to check on the situation tonight. I'll call my uncle tomorrow to ask him how to solve it, or ask him to take action."

"I think you should just call your uncle to come in, otherwise we will all have to go to the hospital."

Ning Chu tried his best to scare Wen Yang, hoping to make this guy retreat.

"My uncle is not in good health." Wen Yang frowned in embarrassment.

It is true that when I was young, my essence was sucked dry by ghosts and ghosts. How could my health be better?

He silently rolled his eyes, almost certain that he had triggered the ghost-exorcism plot in the novel.Before writing this plot, he just happened to watch the Exorcist series. Because he didn't watch enough, he simply wrote another paragraph of his own.

The plot is roughly as follows: Late at night, Wen Yang came to the school teaching building alone and met a red-clothed fierce ghost. With quick eyesight and quick hands, he successfully pierced the female ghost's body with a sharp weapon. After many exorcisms, the ghost collapsed on the ground and was completely purified and dissipated. .

What the hell am I writing about?

Thinking of this, Ning Chu wanted to slap himself again.

So if there are really ghosts in this world, they will still be seen and touched by people.

It actually feels more dangerous.

"I am leaving."

"Wait! I'm going too!" Ning Chu couldn't worry anymore and hurriedly stood up and grabbed Wen Yang's arm, "Wait a minute, let's bring some self-defense weapons."

"Why are you so serious?" Wen Yang asked, dumbfounded, "How can there be ghosts in this world? It's probably just a prank.

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"Isn't your uncle an exorcist?"

"Yes, that's what he told me, it's just feudal superstition."

That's because your uncle doesn't want you to know the nature of exorcism work, right?

Ning Chu was too lazy to continue arguing with him, so he turned to Zhang Shaoqing and asked, "Together?"

"I've long wanted to go together!"

"What about Wang Jie?"

Wang Jie was still fighting hard in the game and refused very quickly: "Promotion match! Don't make any noise!"

What a otaku!

Three people, and a 1.6-meter shota with no fighting ability...

Ning Chu looked around the dormitory, trying to find a self-defense weapon, but Zhang Shaoqing opened the closet and took out a huge wrench.

"Well, a weapon." He looked quite excited. He weighed the wrench lightly, waved it in the direction of no one, and raised the corners of his mouth, "It's okay. If there is a ghost, I will kill it with one wrench!"

You hide such a lethal weapon in your dormitory? !Are you preparing to transform into Ma Jiajue at night?

When Ning first saw his excited and distorted perverted smile, it was as if he had seen the darkened villain in the future. He unconsciously trembled his shoulders and silently took a step back to distance himself from him.

"Well, there's a fruit knife here." Zhang Shaoqing took out a short knife from the drawer, turned around and handed it to Wen Yang, "If you see a ghost, run away if you can."

"I have told you that there are no ghosts in this world." Wen Yang sighed softly, "My uncle is engaged in feudal superstition, why don't you believe it?"

He tried to dissuade the two of them, but Ning Chu had already put on his sneakers and had a worried look on his face, while Zhang Shaoqing was holding a wrench with an excited face, as if he had seen a ghost and was about to strike.

"Fine......"

Wen Yang shook his head helplessly: "I think you two just have nothing to do at night, so come with me to go out for excitement."

"That's not true. Baby Ning Chu is worried about you~" Zhang Shaoqing teased the two of them.

Ning Chu shivered and felt goose bumps all over his body in disgust: "Get out!"

"If you go to the teaching building at night, you will most likely encounter a few pairs of wild mandarin ducks." Zhang Shaoqing ignored his scolding and said with a playful smile, "Don't treat other couples as ghosts."

"..."

Why is jungle always so understated in your mouth?

Is it true that none of the couples in this world can afford to open a hotel?

Ning Chu lamented in his heart. When he looked up, he saw that Wen Yang and Zhang Shaoqing had opened the door and walked out one after the other. He then rushed to catch up and asked in a panic: "Where are my weapons!"

"You? If you encounter a ghost, just run faster."

"It's very insecure without weapons!"

He trotted behind the two of them and glanced at the small dark garden below the dormitory building.

He was a little panicked... Although it was true that there was no suggestion of the evil ghost hurting people in the book. Instead, the evil ghost was exorcised until the whites of his eyes rolled up and he couldn't close his legs, but he didn't know what it was like in reality.

"As I said, there are really no ghosts in this world." Wen Yang emphasized repeatedly, "It's all just pranks."

In late September, the annoying chirping of cicadas and frogs had disappeared, but the mosquitoes under the street lights were still densely packed together.

It was already past nine o'clock in the evening, and only a few students could be seen in twos and threes on the road outside the dormitory building. Only the basketball court was still lively, and the movement on the other end could be heard in the distance.

Ning Chu followed Wen Yang and Zhang Shaoqing's footsteps, simply following behind them, looking slightly nervously towards the dark corner.

Even though I knew it was a beautiful female ghost, I was still a little timid.

"It should be this building." Wen Yang stopped in front of the teaching building.

Ning Chu looked up subconsciously. The entire teaching building was hidden in the shadow of the night, and he seemed to be able to see figures flashing in the corridor.

"It's kind of scary."

"Are you so cowardly?" Zhang Shaoqing joked as playfully as ever, "Why don't you just wait for us here?"

"Ha! I used to dance on the grave in the middle of the night!"

Ning Chu retorted disdainfully, and at the same time, he quietly moved behind Wen Yang and continued to taunt him harshly: "Don't let the fastest runner be you then."

"Stop arguing and go upstairs." Wen Yang turned on the flashlight that came with his phone.

Under the light, the shadow veil of the teaching building was removed, and Ning Chu's heart became much more settled.

Following closely behind Wen Yang, the three of them entered the teaching building.

Since the school year had just started, Ning Chu came to the teaching building only a handful of times, except for a few freshmen lectures.

The first floor is the lobby, the large lecture hall, and the office. Walking along the corridor towards the lobby, the three of them stopped at the same time.

"Woo~"

Just entering the lobby on the first floor, low sobs floated from the distance. In an instant, Ning Chu had goosebumps all over his body. He subconsciously moved to the side, but suddenly found a pair of hands suddenly hugging his body. arm.

"I'm super! I'm super! I'm super!" Wen Yang hugged Ning Chu's arm tightly, his face turned pale with fright, "Is there really a ghost?!"

"You can run away later..."

Come on, it looks like your legs are too weak to run.

Ning Chu was stunned for a moment, then turned around and saw that Zhang Shaoqing had already retreated ten meters.

Am I the bravest in co-writing?

"Woo~"

The faint cry brought chills, and the three people present felt their hearts tightening unconsciously.

"Slow down~ha~"

"..."

Holding arms tightly

Wen Yang let go of his hand, and nodded as if it was true: "Look, I said there are no ghosts, it's feudal superstition."

He glanced at Ning Chu beside him, and he had to say that Ning Chu's body was very soft and exuded a light fragrance.

"We really met a wild mandarin duck, tsk tsk." Zhang Shaoqing returned to his previous position at some point and commented, "The sound is quite nice."

The performance you two just performed is not worthy of being a hero or villain at all!

027. False alarm

After being frightened, the tension among the three people in the group actually weakened a lot. Zhang Shaoqing shared the wild mandarin duck story he had heard with a playful smile. Wen Yang also had a peaceful smile. Only Ning Chu had a look of despair on his face. .

It wasn't the timid behavior of these two people that disappointed him, it was just that he sincerely felt that this was indeed Xiao Huangwen's world.

How long has it been since I met two jungle couples...

In the previous life, although I occasionally heard that people around me encountered wild mandarin ducks, it was only once or twice, but now, I bumped into two in one day.

People here definitely can’t afford to stay in a hotel, right?

Although they are a little perverted, they are all pure LSPs. They are just pursuing excitement and have not done anything harmful to the world. At least they know how to find a secret corner.Even if you are caught by the police, you will be detained in Dingtian.

Ning Chu couldn't help but sigh.

At first, I naively thought that the people here were normal...

"I was a high school classmate who met me once in the locker room when I went shopping for clothes. In broad daylight, wow, you really know how to play." Zhang Shaoqing turned his head and saw Ning Chu sighing, "What? You have such a pure heart. Contaminated?"

"nor......"

If Ning Chu was considered pure, he wouldn't be able to write Xiao Huangwen, let alone come to such a strange world.

"Then you are so embarrassed, I have never seen anyone as shy as you." Zhang Shaoqing gave him a blank look and said confidently, "How can anyone watch a movie and be so scared that their face turns pale~"

This guy also deliberately lengthened the ending and emphasized the word "beautiful face".

What you are watching is not a serious movie!

It's okay if you watch it with your best friends. Ning Chu and the two of them haven't known each other for a few weeks. At most, they are just ordinary friends.

"Stop making trouble and get down to business." Wen Yang held up his mobile phone in front of him to illuminate, interrupting their quarrel.

"Is there anything haunted? Are you scared by the noise from the jungle?" Zhang Shaoqing muttered, "Just like us just now..."

"Anyway, I'll walk around the teaching building. If I don't gain anything, I'll go back."

Zhang Shaoqing waved the wrench in his hand and shouted: "If we really encounter a ghost, I will blow its head off with a wrench!"

"I don't know who ran away first just now." Ning Chu mercilessly destroyed the situation and boasted about his bravery, "Look at how manly you are, and you all look like cowards!"

Although he was confused and his legs were stiff at the time, he couldn't react for a while.

"Haha." Zhang Shaoqing suffered a loss and for the first time took the initiative to give in. He folded his arms and said nothing.

The atmosphere of the suspense drama at the beginning has now become pink and charming. Zhang Shaoqing is full of dirty jokes that he didn't know where he heard from. Wen Yang, a young virgin, is quite honest and just listens. Ning Chu has already subconsciously written down those dirty jokes. , ready to be written into a book...

wrong!I'm in the book right now!

He wrote that little imperial novel intermittently for several years. Often after reading some excellent works, he still had unfinished thoughts, so he would write a text version for his own entertainment.

This has resulted in the world becoming a modern urban plane where various types of aliens and humans mix.

A group of three people walked up the steps to the second floor as if strolling, and vaguely heard sweet breathing coming from somewhere.

Ning Chu's face was expressionless, and he even wanted to laugh.

Sure enough, there are no normal people in this world!

"If there really is a ghost in this place, it's just a ghost." Zhang Shaoqing complained, "I wanted to have fun with you, but we ended up being the light bulbs, right?"