The lonely Hikigaya Hachiman wants to become the king of mystery novels

"Well, I welcome you to push me down, welcome."

Hikigaya Hachiman opened his arms to Yukinoshita Harano. Regardless of whether the opponent pushed him down or not, he would not lose.Yangno was offended by Hachiman's confident and relaxed feeling, so she really pushed Hachiman down, and then rubbed her head against his chest hard for a long time before giving up.

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"You two... it's best that you were just massaging."

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at her sister's messy hair, which looked like she had just woken up, and Hachiman, whose clothes were all wrinkled, narrowed her eyes and complained.

Now, a wonderful tacit understanding has been formed between the Yukinoshita sisters. Neither of them cares about the intimate actions the other has performed with Hikigaya Hachiman in private, as long as they don't do it in front of each other.

"No No No, that's wrong, Yukino-chan. If it were you, would you do nothing but massage? You have to speak with your conscience."

Yangono deliberately placed his hand on the soft mass on his chest that was much larger than Yukino.

"A massage is a massage. If I want to do other things with Hachiman, I will choose a special time to do it. I don't have to take the time to do it. Of course, sister, you can't feel this kind of spare time, so you have to let me, sister, bear it for you."

Yukino is also tit-for-tat. These days, she has used Miura Yuko as a testing ground to practice many offensive techniques, and her tongue is even more venomous than before.

"You two, if it doesn't work out, let's discuss where to go for lunch today. How about we wait until we get to the restaurant to continue the current conversation?"

Hikigaya Hachiman suggested.

"Hikigaya-kun, who do you think the two of us were having the debate about just now?"

Yukinoshita Harano pouted. Considering that both Yukino and Harano actually took the initiative to attack Hachiman, it was difficult for them to say that Hachiman was a scumbag.

"If you ask me, the main person responsible for causing this situation is the group of officials who formulated the Japanese Civil Code. If they could amend one of the articles in the Civil Code, it would save a lot of trouble, wouldn't it?"

Hikigaya Hachiman answered seriously while stroking his chin.Don't ask, just ask the Ministry of Justice.

"What a politician's answer, especially when it comes to deflecting conflicts... Hikigaya-kun, are you really not considering entering politics in the future?"

Yukinoshita Yono complained.

"Compared to participating in politics, I really like money more. Since writing books can make money, why not do it?"

Hikigaya Hachiman didn't start writing for money, but after he discovered that writing could make a lot of money, his motivation increased by more than one level.

"It sounds so utilitarian. Don't writers all have some lofty and lofty ideals and goals?"

Yukino asked.

"You can just say those words during an interview with reporters. It would be a bit high-sounding to say them in front of the two of you. And I think making money is a great enough thing in itself."

After Hikigaya Hachiman put on his shoes at the entrance, he turned around and found Haruno and Yukino sitting on the floor.

"Hikigaya-kun, since we are going out together, it's not too much to help my sister put on her shoes."

Haruno stretched out her jade foot towards Hikigaya Hachiman, who naturally took it immediately.

"Sister Yangno, let me help you paint your nail polish later. It feels a bit monotonous like this."

Hachiman buckled Yangono's sandals for her, and was not greedy for the touch. After all, Yukino was still there.

"Okay, Hikigaya-kun, sister, I will listen to your arrangements."

Yangono said with a happy smile.

"Hachiman, I want it too."

Yukino couldn't sit still anymore and started swinging her legs impatiently.

"Okay, okay, here we go."

Hikigaya Hachiman was speechless. Could it be that the two sisters couldn't wear shoes when he was away?

After putting on shoes for both of them, Hikigaya Hachiman washed his hands carefully under the somewhat complicated eyes of the Yukinoshita sisters.

Chapter 162 Hachiman’s Love Lecture (4k)

They said they wanted to go out together, but the three of them were not really stupid enough to go out on foot in early September when the aftermath of midsummer was still fierce. Since Yangno had a car, why not use it?

"I'm tired of eating big meals every day, so let's find a restaurant with a more homely style today."

Yukinoshita Harano suggested from the driver's seat.

"Then I suggest that we go to the ramen restaurant not far northwest of Sobu High School. I think many students usually like to eat there, but I have never been there."

In fact, more than Chigaya Hachiman, he saw his homeroom teacher, Mr. Hiratsuka, going to that ramen restaurant to slurp noodles alone.

"Oh, I know it's there. Xiaojing and I have been there a few times. It's really nice. But Hikigaya-kun, on a Sunday like this, you might meet your classmates there."

Yukinoshita Yangno reminded.

"We'll meet each other when we meet. I don't have any secrets that I'm afraid of being seen by my classmates. Besides, many of my classmates know my identity, so they won't be surprised by some of my things."

Hikigaya Hachiman said nonchalantly.

"Like going to eat ramen with two girls accompanying you?"

"Well, this does not sound like a very strange thing."

After about 10 minutes of driving, the group arrived at the entrance of this ramen shop. Harano's luxury car was somewhat out of place with the other cars parked nearby.

"Sure enough, Sister Yangno, what you said is absolutely right."

After Hikigaya Hachiman got out of the car, he saw a duo not far away. The girl in the lead had blond hair, and the other girl had two conspicuous buns.

"It's really easy to meet acquaintances at this ramen restaurant."

Yukino also saw the two familiar faces and couldn't help but sigh.

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Since there were two more people in the middle, Hachiman and his party, who originally planned to sit at the bar and eat noodles, had to eat at the table instead.Yuigahama Yui and Miura Yuiko looked at Hikigaya Hachiman surrounded by the Yukinoshita sisters with critical eyes.

"Hikigaya-kun, I'd like to ask, you and the two people around you... are not in the same relationship, right?"

Miura Yuko was a little confused at this time. She originally remembered clearly that she was hit by the love of Hikigaya Hachiman and Yukinoshita on Friday.

But now, a mature beauty who claimed to be Yukinoshita's classmate's sister appeared next to Hikigaya. The two of them would flirt with each other from time to time, and their relationship was obviously not that pure.

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"I'll just answer it. As of now, Hikigaya-san's relationship with me and my sister is just ordinary friends. That's it."

Yukinoshita Yukino answered quickly.

"Friend relationship? Is this called a friend relationship? Based on this standard, then Hayato and I are probably no longer friends."

Miura Yuko felt that her outlook on life had been impacted, and she also wanted to maintain this "friendship" with Hayama Hayato. If this was the case, it would not matter even if the feelings were unclear.

"Hmm? Miura-san, do you still know Hayama-kun?"

Yukinoshita Yono said with some surprise.Hikigaya felt that the other party seemed to be having bad intentions again.

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"Yes, Yukinoshita-senpai. We are classmates... Well, I am currently unrequitedly in love with Hayama-san. Senior, what is your relationship with Yukinoshita-san... and Hayato?"

After a fierce psychological struggle, Yumeko decided to take the initiative to tell the matter. After all, everyone here knew about it, and there was no need to hide it.

"I see. Is it unrequited love? Speaking of Hayama-san, he is Yukino and I's... childhood sweetheart? It feels like this."

Harano calmly dropped a bombshell.

"!"

Miura Yuko suddenly raised her head and stared at Yangno, but her eyes were full of disbelief and confusion.

"That's almost it, Sister Haruno."

Hikigaya Hachiman glanced at Yukinoshita Harano, who immediately tensed up his face.

"Miura-kun, Hayama is just familiar with the Yukinoshita family since he was a child because of his parents' work. Don't get me wrong."

Hikigaya explained to Miura.

"Okay, I understand...Thank you, Hikigaya-san."

In fact, this answer makes no difference to Miura. It just tells her one thing: the time she has known Hayama-san is really short.

"By the way, this is a rare opportunity. Do you want to continue your assignment from Friday? Miura-kun."

Hikigaya Hachiman suddenly had a plan that he thought was good.

"Eh? But that day...didn't we already come to a conclusion?"

Miura asked in surprise.Yuigahama and Yukino on the side also showed strange expressions.

"That's right, but in the end, Miura-san, you also said that you don't want to give up. I just have an idea here, which may be a little bit beyond your expectation. Do you want to listen to it?"

"...Okay, Hikigaya-san. Anyway, if I think about it myself, I will only stop moving forward. At this time, we really need some new methods."

Miura Yuko had already made a desperate move, and she had nothing to lose anyway.

"According to Sobu High School's timetable, the student union will hold a general election in the second half of this month. To put it bluntly, the seniors in the senior year of high school have left, and we freshmen have joined in to become the backbone of the student union."

"I think, Miura-san, you can try to join the student union. Although I know you may not have any interest in this, please patiently listen to a few of my opinions before making a decision."

Although Hikigaya Hachiman himself does not want to join the student council, this does not prevent him from persuading others to join.

"Although I haven't seen it with my own eyes, let me guess that Miura-san has always been in a disadvantaged position when getting along with Hayama-san, right? Because you have no other way to get close to Hayama, and you have nothing in common with him. topic, so I can only take the initiative and use my lower role to communicate with him. Is what I said true?"

Hikigaya Hachiman asked a question first, and Miura lowered his head after listening, basically acquiescing to this statement.

"Okay, let's continue. This kind of unequal status relationship is actually very difficult to bear fruit most of the time, so we have to find a way to bring the status of Miura-san and Hayama to the same level. My thoughts on this The solution is to join the student union.”

"As you know, Hayama-san joined the football club. He is now the head coach of the football club, and has been tipped to be the next director. Sobu High School's sports clubs have many official activities to participate in, so they have to interact with the student union. They will also be closer. As far as I know, Hayama-san often goes to the student union in person to fight for some benefits for the football club."

Hikigaya Hachiman peeled the garlic in his hand as he spoke. Rather than crushing the garlic and pouring it into the noodle soup, he preferred to eat the garlic cloves directly.

"If you analyze this goal, the following departments of the student union are more suitable for you, Miura: The first is the sports department. This department will directly connect with various sports clubs to understand their progress and make evaluations. You can fight for it. As the member of the sports club who is responsible for connecting with the football club, there will naturally be no shortage of opportunities to meet Hayama-san.”

"The second department is the Information Department. This is easy to understand. Sports clubs' daily training and competitions require taking photos, videos, and issuing press releases. This kind of publicity work is the responsibility of the Information Department. If you join There, you can film and interview Mr. Yeshan openly, which is a good choice."

"The third and final option is to be the student union secretary. This position does not have any direct contact with the club, and it will be very busy, because the secretary's duty is to record and manage files. The reason why I recommend this This position is simply because it can hone your strong character, Miura-san, and, judging from the situation in previous years, the president is basically the former student union secretary."

Hikigaya Hachiman listed several suitable options.At this time, several people's ramen was also brought to the table by the waiter, but no one moved their chopsticks. They were all listening to Hachiman's words attentively, as if he was giving them advice.

"Miura-kun, no matter which position you choose in the end, please remember that this is all an effort to bring yourself to the same status as Hayama. Your behavior is no longer to flatter him, to please him , but the actual work needs. Hayama is a very serious person, and he will definitely take things seriously when it comes to work."

After Hikigaya Hachiman finished speaking, he began to enjoy the ramen in front of him.

"But, if you want to get along with Hayama-san through work, wouldn't it be a better choice to join the football club and become a club manager? In that case, wouldn't you be able to stay in the football club all the time? You should be able to do more Have you come into contact with Hayama-san?”

Yuigahama Yui raised a question, and Yumeko nodded aside to express that she had the same question.

"It's very simple, because Miura-san you don't like football, or you don't pay attention to football at all. Based on this, even if you become the manager of the football department, it will not change the unequal relationship between you and Hayama-san at all."

Hikigaya Hachiman said bluntly.

"You know, the manager of any sports club will recruit people soon after the school starts. Those who are willing to submit resumes are all very fond of the sport itself, so they choose to join. I don't mean to criticize Miura-san, you don’t like football. Everyone has their own hobbies. There is no need for you to force yourself to like something that you are not interested in for Hayama-san. What’s the difference between that and flattery? ?”

Hikigaya Hachiman poured a large amount of chili oil into the bowl, and the noodle soup turned a shocking red.

"Reciprocal relationship... I have never thought about this before. I just thought that if I just leaned towards Hayato, he would be impressed. I was really naive."

Miura Yuko said somewhat self-deprecatingly.

"No matter what the result is, Hikigaya-san, I have benefited a lot from your guidance. To express my gratitude, let me invite you all today. Please don't refuse."

A meal of ramen didn't cost much, so everyone happily agreed, and then the meal began.

"It's really good. This store can be added to the list of frequent visitors in the future."

After the meal, Yuigahama Yui praised him.

"This store has been a long-established store for many years. It has witnessed every Sobu High School student from enrollment to graduation, including me."

Yukinoshita Harano gently wiped the corners of her mouth with a napkin.

"By the way, Hikigaya-san, I actually have another question that I would like to ask. Does the position of student council secretary you mentioned have any deeper meaning?"

Before leaving, Miura Yuko asked one last question.

"Well, this is actually the most advanced solution, but it's just more difficult. Miura-san, you are now taking the initiative to lower your profile to contact Hayama. The main reason is that he is too dazzling. After all, he is the leader of the football club. If he is in front of the whole school If you play in front of your classmates, you might become a heartthrob."

"As I mentioned above, it is a good way to change your relationship with Hayama from a simple pursuit to an equal work cooperation by entering the student union. So, is there a possibility? Miura-san, can you become more dazzling? For example, what would it be like if you became the student council president?"

"I...student council president? Is this possible?"

Miura Yuko was a little in disbelief.

"Whether it's possible is a thing for another time. The process of working hard for this is itself very valuable. In short, you have to remember that your future behavior cannot be based on pleasing Hayama-san as the first purpose. The job of the student union is work, and shooting Hayama is a job, interviewing him is a job, even if you become the student council president and review some of the applications submitted to you by Mr. Hayama, this is all a job, not a way for you to please him."