They all want to be my heroine

【Ding!Completed, relevant data is being analyzed]

"Has the analysis been completed?"

【Ding!The analysis is completed and conclusions are being generated]

"..."

——So this broken system is worse than helloworld. It’s like an old man’s machine. To ask for an opinion, you have to go through the process step by step. Can you get a pointer to directly output the conclusion?

[The host is wrong. Only by following strict calculations can we get the correct answer]

"Then you should hurry up and stop dawdling. Do you want me to pour you a cappuccino?"

【Ding!The system’s warm answer: For scenes other than those in the script, the host can freely display his acting skills, as long as it does not violate the character of the protagonist or the plot of the script]

Yan Zhen lived in Bengbu:

"...System, do you really think this kind of nonsense is constructive?"

【Ding!Warm correction from the system: not nonsense, but constructive suggestions]

——You are such a sweet hammer!

Yanzhen rolled his eyes and chose to sleep.

After a good night's sleep, he woke up feeling refreshed the next day. After washing up, he went to the dining room and found that his chair had been put back to its original position at some point.

Yan Meng'er, wearing an apron, just walked out of the kitchen, holding a stack of cakes in her hands.

"Cousin, sit down~ Breakfast is ready."

As he spoke, he put down the plate and patted the back of the chair with his clean hands.

Yan Zhen went over and sat down.

Yan Meng'er immediately took off her apron, put it on, took out a small notebook and put it in front of him:

"Cousin, look~"

Yan Zhen took the cake and stuffed it into his mouth while glancing over there and found that it was a small calendar, and the last three days were marked with heart shapes.

"what is this?"

"The day before yesterday, yesterday, and today, my cousin didn't even let Meng'er have a kiss, so Meng'er wrote it all down~"

"!"

Yan Zhen almost choked on the cake and quickly took a sip of tea.

Recently, he had been practicing the "Ancestral Talisman Sutra" so much that he was so excited that he didn't take any of the agreements to heart.

Fortunately, I remember saying that it was just a kiss on the face, and it would be over after a while.

"I didn't say it doesn't count. So Meng'er, do you want to kiss me now? If you want to kiss me, hurry up before they come out. Otherwise, if Teacher Yuxuan sees it, you and I will both be punished."

Yan Meng'er originally wanted to eat secretly in the corner of the college during her lunch break, but after hearing Yan Zhen's words, she suddenly felt stupid and wanted to move.

Before my cousin and the others come out...this kind of thing is so exciting~

Yan Meng'er bit her lip and said softly:

"Then cousin, close your eyes~"

Yan Zhen looked suspicious:

"Why do you have to close your eyes when kissing on the face? Don't play tricks."

"Oh, cousin, you think too much, Meng'er is just shy~"

Yan Meng'er held her pretty face with both hands, looking shy, and she didn't know if it was true or just pretending.

"Trust you once."

Yanzhen swallowed the cake in his mouth, closed his eyes, and felt his cousin's arms hugging his neck, and his face was close to her. He could smell the fragrance of peach blossoms, and heard the girl say again:

"Cousin, can Meng'er exchange three small kisses on the face for a big kiss?"

——You are collecting fragments to exchange for the whole body. Where did you learn that?

Yan Zhen said the word "no" without hesitation.

"I agreed to only kiss on the face."

"But the mouth is also a part of the face. Cousin, you have to mean what you say~"

"What the hell, don't play word games with me, no matter how big or small you are."

"This is not a word game, this is called diffuse thinking~"

"No excuses."

"Hmm! But, if you kiss on the face, it will leave traces. If others see it, Meng'er put on lip gloss this morning."

"I can wipe it off...it doesn't matter if you kiss me or not."

"Kiss, kiss, cousin is a meanie."

Even with his eyes closed, Yan Zhen could still imagine Yan Meng'er's dissatisfied and pouty expression, a little helpless.

Soon, he felt the girl's soft lips pressing against him. The ultimate touch was reminiscent of strawberry-flavored jelly.

Just when Yanzhen thought she was about to let go, he felt the flesh of her cheek being sucked, and then the tip of her uvula playfully smeared saliva on it.

Yan Zhen said indifferently:

"Have you kissed enough?"

"Not yet~"

The sound was a little strange, because the girl's pink lips were still on his face, and were even sliding and changing positions, making people think that she had made a small plan to kiss Yanzhen's entire face in "one bite".

Yan Zhen had a dark streak, and he knew in his heart that this girl would not kiss her and leave honestly and peacefully, no, she was being a swindler.

"Say it, how long do you want to kiss?"

"It's a mouthful until you let go~"

Yan Zhen's mouth twitched slightly when he heard this.

After all, she is also the daughter of the city lord and the count's cousin. How can she look like a lady at this moment?Just like a nymphomaniac.

"Hurry up and finish the kiss. If they see us later, our agreement will be void!"

This threat was indeed effective. Yan Meng'er immediately loosened her lips, looked at Yan Zhen from a distance, and said resentfully:

"Bad cousin, don't scare people when Meng'er is happy~"

After saying that, he quickly took a sip of fragrance on Yan Zhen's other cheek and forehead, and then sat back in his seat with satisfaction, and thoughtfully took out a handkerchief to wipe his face, and then smiled sweetly.

A little tea, a little cute.

Yan Zhen had nothing to do with her. A few months ago, his little cousin had been manipulated by him, but he completely changed his stance after entering school.

Maybe there were so many women in the room that his manhood was suppressed.

Just wait until he rises in the monthly tests.

After a while, Yan Ruyu, Michelle and instructor Yuxuan also came over.

Seeing Yan Zhen, Instructor Yu Xuan's heart skipped a beat, but her expression was well controlled.

After breakfast, Instructor Yuxuan took the first step, and the remaining four fell behind, heading to the Mysterious Academy together.

It was already the theory class, but Yan Zhen didn't have to continue drawing symbols for the time being, so he didn't skip the class.

During the lunch break, Yan Zhen did not go to Yan Meng'er. He agreed that after being kissed by her every day, the previous agreement would become invalid.

"Brother Yan Zhen, won't you go to the cafeteria with us?"

"No, I have something else to do."

He has to go to Instructor Yuxuan to fulfill the agreement and escape, otherwise he will always feel like there is a sword hanging over his head, which will make his role and the plot a mess at any time.

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Testimonials

In fact, there is nothing to say.

Because I don’t like villain stories, I do the opposite and write stories that “emphasize that the protagonist is the protagonist.”

The idea is somewhat similar to "Long Aotian", but the focus is different.

This book focuses on the supporting female characters who were defeated dogs in their previous lives and use various means to attack the male protagonist after their rebirth.

The background template is "Dou Po", but the plot and characters have been heavily modified. The taste is a bit harsh, but the experience is completely different.

Don’t worry about being too clichéd. We are both reborn, but our lives can still be different.

Sister Bai Fumei is the best example

Some readers should be able to guess what the price of the protagonist’s free privileges is.

The first wife from the previous life will also appear later, so stay tuned as to what kind of extravagance there will be.

I would like to thank editor Xiaolu for giving me some suggestions, which helped me think more clearly and avoid poisonous points in time.

I also want to thank all new and old readers for their support, especially a few familiar faces. I haven’t written in the past year and I thought everyone had forgotten me.

It will be released at midnight tonight, and ten updates will be released. Please support me a lot.

2022.3.18 Bailulu

A short survey on the popularity of female characters

Do a small survey on the popularity of female characters in this volume and write some side stories for those who are popular. This will also increase the appearance rate appropriately.

If nothing else, I will do this at the end of every volume in the future.

If you like whichever one you like, just comment 1

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Chen Xi (Beauty Master)

Yan Meng'er (cousin)

Yan Ruyu (cousin)

Michelle (senpai Xueer)

Xiao Xinyan (narrow-minded senior sister)

Tutor Yuxuan ("true" tutor)

Ji Ya (good sister)

A short survey on the popularity of female characters-2

Do a small survey on the popularity of female characters in Volumes [-] and [-], and write some side stories for the most popular ones. This will also increase the appearance rate appropriately.

If nothing else, I will do this at the end of every volume in the future.

If you like whichever one you like, just comment 1

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Chen Xi (Beauty Master)

Ji Ya (good sister)

*Mu Xiner (Aunt Mu)

Yi Xian'er (confidant)

Yunxiu (first love)

Jiuyouyue (first night)

Huangfu asks for love (fiancée)