Arknights strategy guide, from entry to hatchet

Arknights Strategy Guide, from Beginner to Hatchet Author: Arithmetic Genius Ciruno

Summary:

(Front row reminder: harem, system, eating peaches, a small amount of OOC, don’t enter if you don’t like it)

Qin Xiaolang traveled to the world of Arknights. In order to survive in this dangerous world, he had no choice but to accept the help of the strategy system against his will.

As long as you complete various invitation tasks and successfully communicate with beautiful girls, you can obtain various magical rewards and increase your strength. Anyway, with Atong's protection, Qin Xiaolang began to make great sacrifices, such as climbing towers, riding horses, catching fish, training dragons, etc. Eat the rabbit head... If the car overturns, run away and change places immediately.

until……

"Hatchet! God punished! Divide this scumbag who plays with women's emotions!" I don't know who was the first to shout, and the anger of revenge spread instantly.

They include but are not limited to the senior superintendent of Dragon Gate, the hunter from the deep sea, the knight of Casimir, the cadres of the integration movement and the core employees of Rhode Island, from the harsh environment of the Ursus tundra to Sargon's In the tropical rain forest, an iron curtain descended across the continent of Terra.

Qin Xiaolang was shocked to realize that there was no place for him in this world, and even Hai Si knew to avoid him.

"Tong, is there any other good idea?"

[Dear, I suggest you change your life in another world. Also, remember to be a dedicated person in your next life! 】

[Sister Ghost, please give me guidance for the rest of my life]

(This branch line assumes that Xiao Qin has taken the single-minded route. Chapter 83 has taken a different direction. Let’s give you a little extra sugar. I promise that everyone’s small theater will be sent for free. If you can’t see the follow-up content, remember to refresh it.)

The midday sun shines into the kitchen, and Qin Xiaolang, holding his waist and grinning, is diligently preparing lunch.

The seafood porridge cooking in the pot exudes an alluring aroma, and next to it is a huge steamer with white steam inside, which contains five or six meat buns and siu mai. These were originally bought by him last night to be pawned for Xing Xiong. It's breakfast, but I didn't expect that I would sleep until this time, so I can only make do with eating a little first.

"Haha, good morning!" A green figure poked out from the door, revealing a sleepy face.

Through his peripheral vision, Qin Xiaolang saw that Xingxiong, who was tall and well-proportioned, was still wearing sports shorts and black short-sleeves just like the first time he spent the night at her house, but compared to the laziness back then, she looked more mature and feminine. flavor.

Very tempting.

"Wait a moment, lunch will be ready soon!" Qin Xiaolang was talking, but he was hugged by a pair of arms from behind, and the warm breath on his neck was so tempting that he couldn't even hold the spatula. "Don't make trouble, be careful of the porridge getting burnt!"

"Well, good morning kiss!" Xing Xiong said reluctantly, showing no intention of letting go.

After a while, the food was cooked, and the two of them sat on the small coffee table in the living room facing each other.

"Don't you want to eat one? It tastes very good!" Xingxiong first picked up a bun and blew it to cool it before he couldn't help but asked curiously.

"Um... I've eaten enough last night. I'd better drink some porridge first to replenish my strength." Qin Xiaolang sipped the seafood porridge, glanced at Xing Xiong and said meaningfully.

Under the sunlight, Xingxiong felt his cheeks feel slightly hot, as if he was remembering what happened last night.

Well, accepting the confession confirmed each other's feelings. Sister Gui is not the kind of coy little girl. In addition, she and Qin Xiaolang have experienced so much together, so everything else happened naturally.

Even after the initial shyness was completely let go, she was still in the dominant position and almost broke Qin Xiaolang's waist, which caused the two of them to sleep until noon.

However, although the ghosts are extremely brave in all kinds of battles, Xingxiong still feels shy when she calms down. She wants to bury her face under the table and can only chew food in big mouths to hide her embarrassment.

"What are your plans for the afternoon? We have been absent from work for most of the day, right?" After finally recovering, Xingxiong tried to change the subject.

"Don't worry, I have already asked for leave from Sir Chen, and you can move around freely in the afternoon." Qin Xiaolang waved his hand and said nonchalantly, then took out a note to write and draw, "First, I need to go to the supermarket downstairs to buy some food. At noon, we will still deal with it in the Guards Bureau cafeteria, but I will be responsible for breakfast and dinner."

"Hmm..." Xingxiong nodded and responded vaguely.

"Then I have to go to my dormitory, check out the room, and then pack up the clothes, daily necessities and books and move them to your place. The trunk of your motorcycle should be able to fit them all." Qin Xiaolang thought for a moment, and then added Write one item on the note.

"Oh……"

"Then I have to go to the shopping mall to buy some new clothes. You used to dress too casually, but now that I have moved here, I have to dress you up properly to avoid people saying that I can't even take care of my own wife!"

"OK……"

"The last step is to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau before five o'clock. Remember to bring your ID!"

"Ehhh!?"

Xingxiong suddenly realized something was wrong and his eyes widened.

Originally they were just discussing about moving in together, but why did they fast forward to getting the certificate? Even though she had done everything she should and shouldn't do, she still couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Ah, don't you want to? It turns out Sister Ghost is just playing with me..." Qin Xiaolang pretended to be depressed and said, "It doesn't matter. If you get tired of playing one day, just tell me, I will pack my things and leave!"

"No, it's just that what you said was too rude. I didn't react for a moment. Of course I am willing. Pack your things immediately. We will go directly after changing clothes!" Xingxiong stood up in a hurry and accidentally knocked his knee on the coffee table. superior.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have made such a joke." Qin Xiaolang was also panicked. He quickly held the girl's knee and inspected it carefully, only to find that there was not even a red mark on it.

When he raised his head, he saw Xing Xiong with a smile on his face. He threw him down on the sofa. After a weird sound lasted for a long time, the girl showed a proud expression and said viciously:

"I hate it. If you dare to play tricks on me like this next time, you won't be able to deal with it so easily!"

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To prove something, after all, they missed time because of the fight on the sofa. After packing up Qin Xiaolang's things, the two took a motorcycle to the CBD in the city center.

"What do you think of that suit? Will it look good on me?" Xingxiong was looking at the exhibits in the bridal shop window in a trance, but Qin Xiaolang was nowhere to be seen when he turned around.

What about people?

"Miss Xingxiong, Miss Xingxiong, your companion Mr. Qin Xiaolang is waiting for you on the third floor. Your companion Mr. Qin Xiaolang is waiting for you on the third floor. If you hear it, please go there immediately. If you hear it, please go there immediately."

The sound coming from the radio made Xing Xiong dumbfounded. He was so old, how could he still get lost? He even forgot to make a phone call and had to use the radio to find someone.

Unexpectedly, when we arrived at the appointed place, it turned out to be a stage-like place with a large screen and real-time broadcast. It seemed to be used for social talents to perform their talents. It is said that many celebrities were selected by talent scouts in this way.

And Qin Xiaolang was standing in the center of the stage.

"Today, I want to propose to my beloved girl, Miss Xingxiong. She has already arrived at the scene, right there!" Following the direction of Qin Xiaolang's finger, the camera immediately moved, and Xingxiong's face was shown on the big screen.

Well, he is indeed a Sheniu, and the noise he makes is extraordinary.

Xingxiong finally understood why Qin Xiaolang wanted her to wear the clothes he just bought, and even took her to a spa.

However, it’s not annoying, in fact it’s fun!

Confession and marriage proposal in public are always a triumphal song that declares victory after the two are happy, rather than a clarion call to launch an onboard charge. That kind of reckless and self-righteous behavior without any foreshadowing is enough for most girls to sentence you to death in their hearts.

But at this moment, for Qin Xiaolang and Xingxiong, it is undoubtedly a promotion and catalyst in their love life. Although he is still a little nervous, when he thinks that so many people are witnessing this relationship, Xingxiong still shows the stern temperament of a gangster sister and steps forward. He walked onto the stage with domineering steps.

"Sister stepped on me!"

"You are my only sister!"

"My sister is so sassy, ​​she's like a moving wrench!"

This moment immediately shocked the whole audience, and all kinds of praises were heard.

"Sister Ghost, please give me your advice for the rest of my life!" As Xing Xiong walked slowly onto the stage, amid the cheers of "Promise him" from the surrounding crowd, Qin Xiaolang knelt down on one knee and held out a ring with a smile.

"Then I'll leave it to you for the rest of my life." Xing Xiong suppressed the excitement in his heart and stretched out his left hand and placed it in front of Qin Xiaolang.

As the ring was put on the ring finger, the atmosphere in the venue reached its highest level.

A moment later, the two of them were in each other's arms, and someone they didn't know sent blessings while they were shopping. Sister Gui, who was so domineering just now, was now nestled in his arms like a little woman.

"Okay, the real last task today - buy a new bed board!" Qin Xiaolang pointed to the furniture city next to him and said in a serious tone.

"what?!"

"Yesterday, the bed couldn't bear the tossing of two people. It started to squeak even before it could be moved. If we don't change it to a more stable one quickly, if the neighbors go to the Guard Bureau to complain about us, where will the two faces be placed? ?”

"Eh!? Change, change to the biggest one!"

[Missy, let’s raise a litter of little cerebellar axes]

(PS: Let’s add an extra chapter as an update, I can’t see the subsequent refresh)

Shi Huaiya stared at the clock on the wall. When the hands finally pointed to five o'clock, before the bell rang, the girl rushed out of the office like a tiger descending the mountain.

She was in a hurry to go home and have sex with her husband. If she were to catch up with the traffic jam a little later, it would be troublesome.

"Missy, there is an urgent business. You may not be able to go home directly!" Unexpectedly, a person stood in front of her outside the parking lot.

"You...why are you here?" Shi Huaiya was not angry at all, but asked in surprise.

"Of course I miss my wife... Well, I'm actually too lazy to cook tonight, so let's just have a meal outside." Qin Xiaolang scratched his head and said sheepishly.

"No way, could it be that the sun is rising in the west today?" Shihuaiya said with a smile, reaching out to hold his arm.

After confirming the relationship and receiving the certificate, Qin Xiaolang resigned from the Guards Bureau to help her deal with the family business full-time. He was also responsible for her three meals a day. She usually took the deluxe love lunch prepared by Qin Xiaolang to her heart. Pink Dragon and the others show off.

I don’t know if it’s because of the blessing of love, but even the chefs from various countries invited to the family can’t cook as delicious as Qin Xiaolang’s. Therefore, after being naughty, she will always come back on time unless it is necessary for work. Dinner with loved ones at home.

"Silly girl, today is the first wedding anniversary!" Qin Xiaolang took her and hugged her in his arms, biting a cute pointed ear and said, "As a punishment for forgetting such an important day, I will carry you to the hospital. car."

"No, I can walk by myself. It's embarrassing for others to see me!" Shi Huaiya blushed immediately upon hearing this and tried hard to get out of Qin Xiaolang's arms.

Are you kidding me? It's right after get off work. If her colleagues see such a shameful scene, she won't be able to be dignified in the future. Especially the rice rolls, they will definitely ridicule her about this!

"We are an old married couple, why should we be ashamed!" Qin Xiaolang showed no intention of letting go. He stretched out his hand and stroked her back as if dealing with a squirming kitten.

Well……

Cerebellar Ax, who was still struggling, suddenly lost her strength and collapsed in Qin Xiaolang's arms. Then a hand passed through the crook of her knee. The feeling of her body hanging in the air made her hug Qin Xiaolang's neck tightly.

Obviously everything that should be done has been done, and even after completely letting go in the second half, the performance was really like a tiger that was not full, but the eldest lady was still in a state of high offense and low defense, casually touching If you touch a vital point, you will give up resistance and let him do whatever he wants.

Even when she is very angry, if she pinches her tail like this, or bites her ear and says a few loving words, the other person will blush and say, "I see how pitiful you are, I'll forgive you this time."

Being able to maintain this cute attitude like a little girl after marriage is one of the reasons why he likes Cerebellar Ax.

Tsundere and tsundere, if there is only the arrogant part, then she is a bad-tempered young lady who is difficult to get close to. No matter how beautiful she is, Qin Xiaolang is not willing to be a licking dog or something, but Shi Huaiya will always perfectly reflect the tsundere. On the one hand, he couldn't help but want to tease her.

"Hey, brother Xiaolang, it's been a long time. What brought you to the Guard Bureau? Hey, I said it's okay for you to marry a beauty like Missy. Why, haven't you had enough at home?" The familiar police officer said hello and couldn't help but joke.

These words made Cerebell, who was already shy, almost bury his face completely in Qin Xiaolang's chest.

"I'm afraid you'll be hungry at night, so I came here to bring you dog food." Qin Xiaolang said nonchalantly, his lips gently touching Cerebell's forehead, "Are you full? Do you want to eat more?" a little?"

"*Explicit*, you can just show off, one day I will be able to find a girlfriend!" The latter felt as if he was struck by lightning, gritted his teeth and ran towards the depths of the parking lot, while other single Pero also left quickly. pace.

However, many veteran police officers who already had families lamented the great relationship between the couple and thought about whether to bring some gifts to the couple at home to relive the passion of the first wedding.

"That... do it again!" At this time, Cerebellum said with a sound like a mosquito.

"what?"

"Just kiss me again like you just did!"

"Since it is my wife's order, of course it is..."

Qin Xiaolang smiled and was about to kiss Cerebroaxe's forehead again, but he didn't know that the other party suddenly got angry, hooked his neck with a slight force, and took the initiative to offer a sweet kiss.

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"You...ah, damn, I'm so dizzy." I don't know how long it took before the dizzy Cerebro finally came back to his senses and found himself sitting in the passenger seat.

"Cerebellar axe, steal oil and eat it. It goes up but cannot come down!" Qin Xiaolang hummed something in a low voice with a proud look on his face.

"Hate it, you bad guy, you spend all day thinking about how to lie to me!" If the car wasn't still driving on the viaduct at this moment, Shi Huaiya would have wanted to pounce on him and give him a slap.

This guy was clearly hinting at her dark history. She had promised to help him chase Chen, but it turned out that this guy had nothing to do with Chen at all, and he was approaching her for this purpose, causing her to involve herself.

And now, when he suddenly made a sneak attack, he was kissed in return, leaving him breathless and brain-deprived of oxygen.

However, it is not impossible to teach him a lesson.

I have never been good at learning, and I can't recognize the poetry and elegance that Qin Xiaolang manipulated me. I rolled my eyes and came up with another good idea.

Taking advantage of the traffic jam on the viaduct, she suddenly hugged Qin Xiaolang's arm and kissed him gently on his neck. Then she kept moving up, and even her cute striped tail kept running across Qin Xiaolang's palm to tease him. Looking at him.

When Qin Xiaolang's breathing became obviously heavy, Shi Huaiya suddenly returned to his original position and tightened his seat belt.

"Yeah, the road ahead is open. Let's drive to the restaurant quickly. I'm almost starving!" She seemed to be fine, and a happy smile of revenge appeared on the corner of her mouth.

It was more than an hour's drive from the Guards Bureau to the restaurant he booked, and it would be at least after eight o'clock after dinner, enough to make this annoying guy feel aggrieved for quite a while!

But the happy Cerebellum Ax had no idea what would happen after returning home.

……

At night, under the red-faced gazes of the maids and sisters, the young man carried the young lady like a sack and entered the bedroom at a speed that was no less than a sprint of [-] meters.

It seems like another fierce battle!

"So, Missy, let's raise a litter of little cerebellar axes!" Just like his poetic approach in the car, Qin Xiaolang gently bit her animal ear and said in an extremely gentle tone.