The dreamy horse racing girl and the real me

Some people say that if you don't stay in the dormitory at night and wander outside, your mind will be eaten by the green devil.

Some people say that the chairman, who looks small but is very mature and reliable, has a twin sister. You can see this sister in various places with candies and fun.

This sister will act coquettishly with you for candy.

However, please be careful once you see this coquettish scene.

You have to be careful whether you will be targeted by the green devil.

Then, I forgot everything, as if my soul was being swallowed.

Recently, a new campus legend has emerged.

Under the curse of Lu Mao Ma Niang, generations of Lu Mao Ma Niang have fallen on the road to break the curse.

The unyielding origin from the heart connects the will of each of them!

"The curse destroys our will!"

"My people were considered an impossible race."

"But! The curse cannot stop our struggle and cannot destroy our will!"

"Because the soul that rebels against fate will never admit defeat!"

"It connects the thoughts of each of us Lu Mao Ma Niang, allowing us to unite in despair!"

"Hiss! Who wrote these lines? What on earth did you ask me to read?"

"Huh? Miss Tamamo, we didn't prepare any lines for you."

"Then what is this? Wu Feng showed it to me and asked me to read this at the beginning."

"Oh, but Mr. Wu Feng said that when you opened the show, you wanted to announce to everyone your unyielding will and your determination to persevere until now!"

Tamamo Cross took a deep breath, put down the script book in his hand, and turned to look at the seat beside him.

The man on the seat was already holding his belly, trying hard to hold back his smile, and slowly slid off the table.

"Wu Feng!!!"

"Pfft! Hahahaha."

"You bastard!"

In the end, Wu Feng couldn't hold back his smile and laughed loudly.

Today, the school sent people to catch Wu Feng and Tamamo Shiji to record a video together.

Breaking the curse and embarking on the path of a horse racing girl, she finally made it to the center and participated in the Tamamo Cross with a huge reward.

Wu Feng remained unknown for three years, and then in the vast sea of ​​people, he chose the Tamamo Cross and embarked on the journey.

No matter how you think about it, it’s very topical.

In particular, a senior person in the college who once proposed supervision over Wu Feng suggested that there is a possibility that Wu Feng is Ma Bomin.

I have already thought about how to put Wu Feng in every corner of the world, and I am even preparing to cooperate with various places.

In the public toilets, Wu Feng's photos were printed on all the paper towels. In confusion, Wu Feng's photos were printed on both the inside and outside of the trash cans.

This must be the most widely circulated method of publicity.

What's even more outrageous is that they paid people to go to the toilet, and Wu Feng's head was printed on the back of the door. There were even no lights to prevent people from going to the toilet at night.

A certain old man was willing to pay for fluorescent dyes out of his own pocket.

For a time, several trainers and school senior officials around him felt it.

How much this old man loves Treson, and how much he hopes that his students can go to the world.

Only Wu Feng, who was fishing on the side, noticed something was wrong.

In this collective meeting of trainers, why are everyone suppressing their laughter? So, who on earth would be so pitiful and tortured like this by the old man?

Or the old man’s student?Could it be Okino?

Good brother, although brother thinks this is too much.

However, a dead Taoist friend is not dead to a poor Taoist!

However, Okino laughed extra loudly and was so excited that he wanted to be the first to rush out and hold this person up in front of everyone.

Then he shouted: Look, this is the unlucky guy!

Then, after ruling out all impossible answers, could it be that it’s me?

After all, you can't possibly print Tojo Hana's face in the men's room.

Something will happen!

So, who is that idiot?

After careful analysis and asking around, Wu Feng finally discovered that the tortured idiot he had been laughing down there just now, and even outwardly agreed with, was actually himself!

However, it was so dangerous that Wu Feng finally discovered this crazy idea.

That day may have been Wu Feng's third time attending, or even his first swearing-in ceremony.

The first time was in junior high school, following the ruthless top student in the school, raising his hands and shouting.

"I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!"

The second time was in high school. I stood in the middle without opening my mouth, listening to the people next to me shouting: "Steel is tempered a hundred times, and beauty lasts a hundred days; with high morale, we vow to create glory!"

The third time, this time, if I didn't have a knife in my hand, I would have started the Master Killing Conference!

Old man, have you ever thought about it?

You go to the toilet, close the door, take off your pants and squat down.

When you look up, holy shit, there is a handsome, handsome man behind the door, looking at you with a smile.

What, what did you want me to say?

Said: "Are you here to poop?"

I feel that if I walk outside then, I will be showered with shit!

Moreover, you are recruiting a fucking horse girl, horse girl!

You posted my picture in the men's room and said you were selling my sex?

how?

Have you ever seen Jockey Man?

Damn it, when I go out, I don’t just have to worry about shit falling from the sky.

I also have to worry about whether there is a gay guy behind me unzipping my pants, right?

Damn it, print it on paper.

No. When you use paper, do you know how to read it?

Don't you just wipe it and throw it away?

My face is just, just.

I still remember that Miss Junchuan recorded what Wu Feng said at that time.

Because Ms. Junchuan added a keyword that she could block on her own.

All of a sudden, the 1-minute recording was filled with BBBBBBBBBBBBB.

Forget it, Wu Feng looked at these recordings later and realized that 1 minute was the limit of recording, but it was not Wu Feng’s limit.

Just listen to these BBBBBBBBB.

Wu Feng directly grabbed the phone and initiated LINE's deadly series of calls to the old man.

Ms. Junchuan even said to the old man on LINE.

"Old man, pick it up quickly, Wu Feng is immobile!"

"Wu Feng was so angry that he fainted!"

You can't blame Wu Feng for having a bad temper.

How should I put it, just thinking about it, Wu Fengguang felt that he would be protected by the three goddesses until he died.

Late in the evening, when you were walking outside, your stomach suddenly hurt and you went to the public restroom.

As soon as I entered the door, before I could squat down, there was something wrong with the light and it went out all of a sudden.

Even the latest toilet lights have sensor lights.

If you don't say anything, he will be destroyed.

Grandma, what, are you here to poop or to sing?

In the dark park, the lights suddenly dimmed.

There is no one in the toilet, and the toilet faucet is not closed tightly, making the sound of dripping water.

There are even mirrors that come standard in horror movies.

In this kind of environment, how can people be in the mood to care about their surroundings? The only thought is.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'll leave as soon as I'm done!"

In such a silent, standard lonely environment like Silent Hill.

Suddenly, you find that the door in front of you emits a little light.

People are photophilic, so when you are in the dark, you will naturally look over there.

At this time, you saw a human face slowly come into view.

While "you" were shocked, Wu Feng felt that he was going to be eaten a "kilo" in a few days!

Then, it’s not over yet. You’ve finished fucking, and you’re frightened and pulling out the tissues in the paper tube.

Then there was a faint light on the head of the person in front, and you saw that there seemed to be something on the tissue.

You know you can't look too much. If you do, you'll be scared.

But human curiosity is like Pandora's box. You tremble and want to wipe your butt with paper, but when you mention wiping your butt, Wu Feng gets angry and wipes your butt with his own face!

Before doing this, you will take a look at this piece of paper.

Although I usually don't take good care of my butt, I don't want to move it when I sit down every day.

However, at this time, if you know that there is something on the paper, do you still dare to wipe your ass?

However, this is the most uncomfortable place.

If you don't wipe your butt, do you dare to go out?

Faced with such a situation, you can only bite the bullet, look at the paper, and silently say, "Go away!"While squinting at the paper.

Then, discover.

"What a fool! It's this photo comparison again."

Then, you make up your mind to teach this guy a lesson.

What lessons can you think of in this situation?

You looked at the filth underneath you and suddenly had a great idea.

"Hey, doesn't this allow others to remember the person in the photo?" When the old man heard this, he realized that his idea was so useful. Most people would never think of his idea, and the other two colleges couldn't match his idea. Fantasy.

Why do you, Wu Feng, have so many opinions?

Can I still harm you if I promote it to you?

"But! When the time comes, it will be me who gets shit all over my head! Besides, if someone looks at my photo and suddenly does that, then I am not the one, isn't it?"

"I'm dirty!" Wu Feng lamented, although he was a handsome and elegant person.

It’s even nicknamed Cold Noodle Little White Dragon. Of course, the cold noodles I make are truly outstanding!

However, I don't want to be thought of like this.

"Hey, Wu Feng, what a troublesome guy!"

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