The dreamy horse racing girl and the real me

"Hmph, then Tamamo, let me ask you!"

"exist!"

"You have no money now and only have one pack of instant noodles left. You ate half of it today. How much is left?"

"There's half left. I'm not stupid."

"Then, what about eating half of the pancake tomorrow?"

"Well, there's half left."

"Well, it's pretty normal, taken together."

"Wait!" Wu Feng's words were interrupted by Tamao Shizi, who scratched his head and then patted it.

"If this cycle continues, I will eat half of the pancakes every day. In this way, won't I not run out of food at all?"

"Is it possible? I'm a genius!"

"Ah?" Wu Feng looked at Tamamo Cross.

"Isn't it right? If I take half today and half tomorrow, then there are endless pancakes. Then there will be unlimited pancakes? Then everyone won't be hungry."

"Isn't it possible? You are really a genius." Tamao Shiji looked at Wu Feng happily, raised his head, and waited for Wu Feng's praise.

However, Wu Feng just sighed and looked towards the small bay.

"Well, the dumber the child, the cuter he is?"

Xiaowan tilted his head slightly and said with a smile.

"I'm not stupid, okay? I'm just a little bit behind in math, just a little bit!"

"Well, it's Tamamo after all."

"Well, Xiaoyu is quite cute like this."

"Sister Tamamo, Miyu will take good care of you in the future."

"I said it all! And!" Tamamo looked crossly at Wu Feng!

"This guy is the same. Isn't this guy's English score zero? This guy took the test in Chinese, not English!!"

"Wu Lu Sai! What's wrong with English! English is the strangest subject in the world! Obviously the most people speak Chinese, why do you need to learn English?"

"It's so strange. I live in my own home and I don't learn my own language. I have to learn a foreign language. Isn't this strange?"

It’s strange, the Chinese learn Chinese and the Japanese learn Japanese.

This is normal!

However, even though there is a language in your own country, you still have to learn other foreign languages.

Wu Feng couldn't do it. English was memorized and forgotten, and forgotten and memorized again.

Although it is completely useless in life, it still accounts for a lot of points.

They all say that when you grow up, you can use English well, don’t go abroad, and don’t face these things specifically.

When I grow up, I don’t see the role of English at all!

so!

"(Mathematics) English is totally unnecessary!" x2

"Wu Feng!" "Tamazao!"

"Brother!!" The two people hugged each other and cried.

Xiaowan covered his face and thought about whether there was something wrong with these two guys.

"But, if you don't study mathematics well, you will, yes, you won't be able to calculate your ultimate sprint distance, wind speed, and various other effects, which are very important in the competition."

"Well, reading, I never think about this. I just do it when I think I can do it."

"Eh?"

Tamamo Cross, genius, Inazuma's white lightning, the breaker of Ashimao's curse.

As the saying goes, fools are blessed, fools who can live peacefully until they grow up.

Most have an inexplicable sense of intuition.

For example, when Wu Feng thought about it for a moment, he called Tamamo Cross Brothers, but Tamamo didn't refute.

That is to say!

"My breasts are suffering from a two-way foil blow!!"

"You're thinking bad things about me, aren't you! Wu Feng!"

"Weren't we brothers just now?"

"Hmph!! Why do I feel like you are saying bad things about me when you call me brother! Do you think that brother = male, and male = flat chest?"

"No, I haven't thought of it yet!"

"Ha! I haven't thought about it yet! You just have to think about it, right! Wu Feng, I can tell every move you make, the farts you make, the shampoo you use, and which hand you use to bathe."

"This is the only area where my memory and thinking ability are so powerful. Please tell your teacher I'm sorry!"

Wu Feng shouted!

"Well, it's Tamamo after all, so it's not really necessary to use data and think about it to grasp the battle situation."

Xiaowan scratched his head. As a rational and tactical genius Ma Niang, Super Xiaowan was accustomed to formulating strategies by observing his opponents and observing the situation.

However, a guy like Tamamo Cross is his opposite.

As long as I think hard, I can find another level of genius with perfect timing.

The difference between the two also leads to the difference in their running methods.

For example, Tamamo Cross cannot understand the escape horse mastered by Xiaowanwan, so he can only choose to escape.

And Tamamo Cross' chasing horse can't escape from the small bay.

After all, information processing takes time, and the opportunity to chase a horse is often just that moment.

Everyone has what he needs, and everyone has what he gets.

"Well, Tamamo Cross can't handle all the situations on the field at once."

"In a roadless race, as long as you can win, it's so tiring to deal with so much."

"Hey, but if it is handled well, it can save a lot of energy and allow them to consume each other's energy."

Well.

One feels that mental exertion is not tiring, and the other feels that if you use your brain, your brain will grow.

Is such that.

"Well, Xiaoyu, if you don't do well in the math test this time, you will have to take the make-up test. You may be able to do it during summer training and play."

"Oyster! Oyster Da! I want to go to the beach, watch the festival, and play, Oyster! Wu Feng! You must have a way!"

"Help me, Mr. Wu Feng!"

Tamamo Cross looked at Wu Feng expectantly. As a disciple of the founder of the school, Wu Feng, who is now in the limelight, must be able to persuade the school to abolish the mathematics examination.

"No, how can I pretend to be self-serving and harm other Ma Niang who are studying hard just for you? Give me a good exam and study hard!!"

Wu Feng refused righteously.

After all, Wu Feng's idol is Mr. Bao Qingtian.

"Oyster, oyster da! Vadasi, oyster!"

"Give me good tutoring! From now on, practice devil tutoring! At the very least, you must pass the exam!"

"Hmm!" Tamao Shichi lowered his head.

"But Wu Feng, what about your Treson trainer exam? Don't you also have to take the English test?" Xiaowan asked.

In order to prevent trainers from slacking off, Treson conducts examinations on his trainers every year.

Those who fail will naturally have to stay for tutoring.

Like the horse girls, the subjects are relatively simple, but the training is more difficult.

"You also need to study English well."

"Hey, but what if, I mean what if, I change my subject and take the Chinese test?"

"Huh? But for the Chinese subject, aren't you the examiner?"

Well, who can understand Chinese in school better than Wu Feng, who can switch between authentic Cantonese, Hakka, Northeastern, Mandarin, and even Shanghainese at will?

The task of coming up with this question can only fall into Wu Feng's hands.

You can't possibly let a group of foreigners who can't tell the difference between a flat-toned tongue and a Chinese person who has studied Chinese for more than ten years and even taken exams, right?

"Wait a minute! Wu Feng! You make up your own questions and do them yourself! Are you worthy of those trainers who have worked so hard to learn English?"

Tamamo Cross caught the flower point.

"Huh? Why don't you help him up?" Wu Feng looked at Tamamo Cross, silently took out a piece of paper and handed it to Tamamo Cross.

Due to Wu Feng, Miyu, Xiaowanwan, Tamamoshiji and others all learned some Chinese from Wu Feng.

"These are the questions I will ask this time, please."

"Aren't you afraid that we will leak the questions? Please keep the questions well for me!"

Tamamo turned around and looked at the question above.

"Uh? Huh? This?" Tamao Shiji looked confused.

Mi Yu came closer and soon turned into a circle of eyes.

Xiaowan came over to look at the question.

"It rained today and I almost fell down while riding my bicycle. Fortunately, I held on to the handle! Please explain the meaning of handle."

"Thanks to running two steps, I almost didn't get on the bus to Shanghai. May I ask what everyone means by getting on."

"I think math is actually quite simple."

Tamamo Shiji picked up the math book and sat down, looking hard.

then.

"Whoo~"

Fell asleep!

"It's too fast!!"

"There's nothing I can do about it, I just want to sleep when I see it!"

Tamamo Cross screamed sadly after being woken up.

"I obviously know these words, but when combined together, I don't understand them at all!"

"Then, as I watched, they were dancing and telling me, sleep, sleep, come here. In the world here, there are not so many worries, and there are no breasts."

Tamamo Cross had a sad face.

Knowledge does not enter the brain. It is clearly said to study hard.

However, when I was reading, even things like how many legs a mosquito had were very interesting.

Moreover, when you look at mathematics, you will see the white Wu Feng floating in the air, saying to yourself.

Come on, everyone in this world is equal. Here, you are the biggest big sister.

Xiaowan whimpered and called her Tamamo-sama.

Just cross the river.

However, the realistic Wu Feng can only speak.

"Don't go there!! There are big-breasted succubi in hell!"

"No Road Race!"

"It hurts, it hurts! Don't bite me!"