The dreamy horse racing girl and the real me

"I want to participate! I want to! I want all the horse girls to see me!"

Tamamo couldn't wait any longer.

As long as you win the first place.

When the time comes, everyone will see a reed horse girl in the Treson Hall of Fame.

I see myself, and every year I will be introduced to Treson, so that other Lu Mao Ma Niang can see it.

"Wu Feng! Let's sign up quickly!"

"However, if the president attends."

Mi Yu looked at Tamamo Cross.

"So what? We haven't competed before, and it's not certain who will win and who will lose! It's really not possible! What if Rudolph has a stomachache that day and doesn't participate?"

It's a little too outrageous.

Everyone looked at Tamamo Cross.

"What's wrong? Wu Feng can volunteer to work overtime. Is it difficult for Rudolph to have a stomachache?"

"really."

"You three!"

Wu Feng gritted his teeth, as if he had eaten the original large intestine.

Grandma, I’m not that extreme.

Work eight hours a day and get off work after completing your work tasks.

Isn’t this stipulated in the labor law?

Isn’t this what the ancestors fought for for themselves?

Why is it wrong for me not to work overtime voluntarily?

Will I have to pay to work in the future?

hateful!What you are doing is illegal!

I'm going to attack you hard!Let you guys know what the power of workers is!

"Humph!"

Especially you!

Tamamo Cross!

Hum!He also stretched his face over, if he hadn't been away from Zaun for many years and the keyboard was not in his hands, he wouldn't have been able to do it for a long time!

Do you believe it or not that you look like a little bitch provoking yourself?

Believe it or not!

Gee! !

Got it!

Believe it or not, I stuck out my tongue and licked your face, and then I PRPR until your dreams at night are all PRPR! !

"Miscellaneous fish!"

Tamamo opened her lips slightly and said nothing, but Wu Feng had already seen what the other party wanted to say!

hateful!If it weren't for my high quality, I would have just started talking!

Dudu!

Dudu!

The bell rang suddenly.

"?"

Take out your phone.

Oh, landline!

Landline, who uses a landline these days?

Do you use it?You use?I don't need it anyway.

Even if Traeson provided a landline phone in each teacher's dormitory, he still paid a monthly fee.

Wu Feng doesn’t need it.

After all, the phone is always in your pocket, and you rarely use it to make calls and watch more screens.

The phone bill can't be used up at all.

As a dead game owner said, don’t you have a mobile phone?

Most of the people using landlines these days are salesmen.

beep!

The phone is still ringing!

Oh, I know clearly that the reason why I didn’t answer the phone is because I found out that the person on the other end was a salesperson, so why do I still want to call?

It just so happens that although I can't be rough with my horse girls, I can't talk casually either.

but!

It is still possible to kill a cow across the mountain or kill a chicken to scare the monkeys.

At this time, if you want to show your majesty to your own Ma Niang, how dare Tamamo dare to be so arrogant?

Recall, recall.

Recall that I was a top laner, and I single-killed the opponent's Nuoshou at level three. Then I was suddenly tapped, and I was told that there was a gap in the top lane. I saw that the bottom lane died three times at level one, and I was angry that I didn't support him.

Recall that you shot yourself, got four kills, and the score was 7 to 14, and then the opponent was the last one to fight four. You ended the game with a record of 27/15, and then looked at your teammates' total record of 7 kills.

The voice also came, I am S+, you can play the C section as you like, give it away, I don’t want to play anymore, you are a loser.

Hard, fist hard!

The Soul of Zuan is back!

now!Come on!

Wu Feng raised his head and took out his mobile phone.

But the three horse ladies opposite just felt it.

"Murderous!"

"Wu Feng seems to be angry, Tamamo, go and apologize to Wu Feng!"

"If Onii-chan doesn't want to work, Miyu can also raise Onii-chan."

Wu Feng looked at the three horse ladies who bowed their heads, maintaining the spirit of Zu'an on the surface, and felt happy inside.

Now, just answer the phone again, output vigorously, and show that you are not easy to mess with.

Then he raised his arms and shouted, these horse girls would honestly admit their mistakes.

When the time comes, he stands up and looks down at the Tamamo Cross.

shouted loudly:

"Zayu Tamamo Cross! Where's your courage just now! Zayu Zaoyu Zaoyu! Zaiyu's legs are weak all of a sudden!"

Then he stretched his face hard and made him angry to death!

beep!

The phone is still ringing!

Wu Feng clicked the answer button.

"Hello?" The opening words on the phone were the same as before.

Wu Feng's genes were ignited.

This feeling is like receiving a sales pitch in the middle of the night, asking myself if I can get a POS machine, a data card, or even an airborne call.

This girl's voice was no different from other sales calls, except that it was not so artificial, but rather sweet and full of energy.

The most important thing is that one can imagine that the person opposite is a young and energetic girl.

If you actually do this kind of thing, then let Teacher Wu Feng's words make you cry in pain, and then you can find your way back!

"Nissan! Are you there?"

"Hey, Xiaobei? Xiaobei, have you eaten today? Is it delicious? I specially made your favorite carrot cake for you today. I also prepared honey water for you. I also made jelly for you in the refrigerator. "

"I saw you were sleeping so soundly this morning, so I didn't call you. Were you scared when you woke up and didn't see your brother?"

"Ha, I'm not afraid anymore. Xiaobei has grown up. He used to cry when he couldn't see his brother."

"Okay, don't worry, brother won't leave. Be careful in the future."

The three horse girls in front of them looked at each other.

The trainer in front of him was drooling, smiling, and his eyes were full of tenderness.

Are you really not a girl control?

Wu Feng also found that his majesty just now seemed to be shattered to pieces.

I could only turn my back quickly.

"What? When you were helping your brother tidy up the bedroom, you found a lot of tightly wrapped books under the bed. I remember I didn't have them. Wait!!!"

The rubbish that Xiaobei wanted to throw away before he came, but because Xiaobei came early, he had no time to throw away the notebook.

Moreover, since it was rare to get up early today, I didn’t remember it at all.

not good!

"Nissan, this arrogant female brat will eventually fall in love with me. What does R18+ mean?"

An even more serious question came over the phone.

"Are there R18s in these books?"

"Don't look! Don't look, Xiaobei! Leave it! Let brother come!"

"Just let us handle it!" X3

Eh?

Wu Feng looked at the three horse ladies who appeared behind him inexplicably with golden eyes.

"Hey, my house is pretty messy!"

"It's okay, I can handle it, I'm used to it!" Xiaowan said.

"Yes, Xiaowan will handle it! She is professional! She has helped others tidy up their rooms more than once!"

"Whether the bed is dirty because you were eating snacks while reading a novel in bed, or you mixed the clothes in the laundry, Xiaowan will take care of it for you."

?

Wu Feng covered the phone and looked at Tamamo.

"I, I only do that occasionally."

"Okay, it's indeed my fault, but the food is delicious, and it was sent by Xiaowanwan, and it can't be left overnight."

Turns out he is still a habitual offender!

Wu Feng glanced at Tamamo.

Continue talking to Xiaobei.

"Don't touch this garbage. Others put it here, brother. You will have to return it to others when the time comes."

"You go outside and play for a while first. Brother's TV is connected to games. You can play whatever you want."

"Archive? Play whichever archive you want to play. If it doesn't work, just delete all the archives and start from scratch."

Damn, what a love!