Chapter 56 When the salary is in place, the emperor will be crushed
As the saying goes.
The human world is hell, and the gods above who commit crimes will be sent to the human world, not to hell.
What if, one day, you get on a submarine imitating the Titanic and go deep into the seabed?
I can't get on the boat.
But fortunately there is plenty of oxygen, plenty of water, and plenty of fuel.
However, there was not enough food.
When I woke up one morning, I suddenly found that my dearest relatives and friends suddenly asked me to carry a big stove on my back.
Then they sat around and put their arms around each other.
Tamamo Cross, who used to challenge himself every day, was lucky because TAMA came, and troubled because TAMA left, suddenly greeted himself cordially.
Xiao Bei on the side wanted to come up and give herself a massage.
Are you sure this isn't the devil's smile?
"Nissan, let me give you a massage. Thank you for your hard work."
Want to relax your muscles?
"Wu Feng, try my special sauce, which comes from Hokkaido!"
This is?
Does the hot sauce from Hokkaido make you taste good?
Wu Feng looked at the sauce Tamamo pushed over.
"Torena-san, how about you try mine?"
What!Little bay!Are you going to hurt me too?
"Onii-chan, try mine."
Mi Yu, you too?
"Can I ask what rules I have violated?"
"Huh? No, will we harm you?"
"Others may not, but Tamamo, do you have the nerve to ask me this? Do you want to try your own sauce? The green color of the mustard cannot even be concealed in your soy sauce."
"Tsk!"
"No, how did you discover my perfect acting skills?"
"?"
Wu Feng looked at Tamamo Cross and pinched his throat slightly.
"Oh, dear Miss Tamamojiji, oh, my three goddesses, look at this lovely Miss Tamamojiji, how cute she is and how heart-warming she is."
"To shut up."
"Oh, my old friend Tamamo, I swear."
"Shut up! If you do that, I'm going to kick your ass with my boot!"
"So do you know what I felt just now?"
"Um, I'm sorry, I'll be more natural next time."
Do you still want a next time?
"So, what happened? Everyone feels like they suddenly discovered what it was like to be alone, without a father or a mother since I was a child, and then begging all the way until now."
"Shh! What nonsense are you talking about!" Xiaowan quickly covered Wu Feng's mouth.
"We just saw pictures of you as a child."
"It's not easy to raise yourself and Xiao Bei well along the way. Thank you for your hard work."
"Is that why?"
"I thought you had raided my QQ space, that's it."
"?"
Wu Feng breathed out, that's it, some things in the past.
"First of all, those things are in the past. What doesn't kill me will eventually make me stronger."
"Secondly, it's actually not difficult, especially knowing that there are still people who care about you and that there are people waiting for you at home. At least, you know that your life is not meaningless. What you do can make a person live a better life."
"It's already quite beautiful."
Yeah, compared to coming home and not having anyone in the house.
The so-called home is just a place where memories of the past remain.
The connection between people living in the world is the connection between people.
It would be great for me to live a new life, return home, and hear the voice calling me.
"Besides, who doesn't have some hard times to recite sutras? Did Tamamo live an easy life as a child?"
"Mi Yu's life is not easy. Even Xiaowan will have his own troubles."
Wu Feng slowly raised his Coke.
"The thing we insist on the longest is to live. No matter what happens, we are trying to live."
"So, this cup is for everyone."
"when!"
Everyone raised their glasses silently.
"Wu Feng, it's rare for you to say cool words."
Along with the drinks, there are various kinds of meat.
Beef, tripe, shrimp, etc.
Different people have different ways of eating.
Some people like to eat their favorite food first to get the most satisfying happiness.
For example, eat the eggs directly from the noodles.
Some people also like to eat it with other things.
For example, a bite of skewers or a bite of porridge.
Of course, some people like to save their food and eat it slowly.
When eating melon seeds, remove the shells, pile them into a bowl, and eat them in one bite.
However, there should be no such thing as myself.
"Nissan, try my shrimp." A shrimp.
"Well, it's delicious."
"Onii-chan, try my shrimp meat." Another one.
"Well, it's quite delicious."
"Torenasan, this shrimp is fatter, let's try it." It was still one shrimp.
"Forehead."
"What are you doing? Why are you looking at me? Isn't it enough that the three of them gave you shrimps? Are you going to steal mine?"
"Well, here you go! Here you go! Humph! Look at the things in the bowl, look at the things in the pot, and think about the things in the river!"
Tamamo Cross picked up the complete shrimps he had skewered and stuffed them into Wu Feng's mouth in one breath.
"Woooooooooo!"
"I just want to say that Tamamo is still growing, so you can eat more! If you don't need it, give it to me!"
I'm about to die. I just seemed to have seen Shiji watching me counting money.
"Yes, Xiaoyu has also gained weight recently."
“A lot of the clothes from a few years ago can no longer be worn.”
After Xiaowan finished speaking, Tamamo immediately retorted.
"I, I didn't get fat, I didn't."
Tamamo compared her waistline.
"Just, just a little bit, a little bit!"
"But your elementary school uniform is gone. It obviously fit well before." Xiaowan muttered.
"Well, it's good to be fatter. Fat ones are very cute." Wu Feng looked at Tamamo and said, "The body is the capital of revolution. Health is the key. Besides, plumpness is also good."
"So, you also think I'm fat?"
"It's good to be fat. What's wrong with being fat? If you get fat, you will be like a tank on the track. You will definitely be invincible!"
"Besides, look at those sumo wrestlers. The fatter they are, the stronger they are! Their strength is determined by their weight."
Tamamo crossed her chin and thought for a moment.
He seemed to be thinking about something.
"call."
Fortunately, the flicker passed.
"So, you still think I'm fat? And will I turn into a square tank that's 1 meters tall and 4 meters long?"
"..."
"Xiao Bei, let me tell you, you can train with us these days,"
"What a blunt change of subject." Tamamo looked at the man.
"It's so blunt." Everyone agreed.
"Then what do you want me to say? It's better to say that Tamamo has actually become fatter. It's better to double her weight!"
"Or do you want me to stuff Tamamo with more than ten kilograms of meat now?"
Wu Feng silently put out a whole bowl of meat.
"Also, let's let Xiaobei train with us."
Tamamo looked at the pile of meat piled up by everyone.
He gestured to his belly.
No, it won’t fit!
Big! !
"Hey, do you want me to train with everyone? What happened?"
"Recently, there is a game in Treson, and Tamamo is going to participate. It just so happens that you can come and take a look and see how everyone is preparing for the game."
"Okay! But what kind of competition is it? I haven't heard of any competition recently. It's obvious that Treson's school anniversary is coming soon."
"This is it."
"Ok?"
"It's just the competition Treson applied for, an OP-level event, just a small competition."
"Oh, really, then my brother and Tamamo-sama will definitely win!"
"Well, I will win."
"What's wrong, why are everyone looking at me like this?"
Xiaobei scratched his head.
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