"We all know how to sing karaoke and go to bars on weekdays. Hang out with the sisters. If that doesn't work, we can go to Cowherd's shop."
"We are all men. If you say it boldly, uncle will understand. How can a man not be pregnant, right?"
"No need to say anything more, uncle understands, uncle understands."
At this moment, Tamamo Sanye seemed to be standing on the peaks, issuing judgment on Wu Feng at the bottom of the valley.
This is a decisive blow, there is no solution!
"Well, but, I really just want to play games. If I have this time, wouldn't it be good to play two games?"
Wu Feng still insisted.
After all, games are still more attractive to me.
Of course, it’s more fun to lie on the bed and hold your phone high to watch videos, especially funny videos.
Or listen to some ASMR and then be woken up by the phone.
"Look at you, you are dishonest. We are half-brothers. Is it necessary?"
"We are all brothers, brothers, brothers, do you understand? There is nothing to hide."
Tamamo Sanno said dissatisfied.
"But, I really don't like going out, Tamamo can probably testify."
"Testify, how can you testify that you were with her on Saturdays and Sundays? You can't do it."
"Okay, this guy is super lazy and doesn't like to go out all day long."
The petite girl on the side was fussing around and picked out a popsicle from the bag behind Wu Feng.
And in the fierce murderous gaze of the other party, he waved to the few little guys who poked their heads out and sent the popsicles down one by one.
Tsk, my king's power took my popsicle and wanted to leave without shouting a title.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you cheapskate."
Tamamo glanced at Wu Feng, then turned to talk to the younger brothers.
"This is what this big brother gives you. Call me this title, otherwise I won't give it to you."
After saying that, Tamamo poked her chin and recalled it carefully.
"Let's call him Wu Feng, the True Eye of the Evil King who convicts of sins, and the ruler of darkness and destruction."
Yes, yes, that's it. You know it very well, Tamamo.
Hum, that is, who am I?Still can’t handle you?
Tamamo nudged Wu Feng gently.
"Hey, what a great middle schooler."
The kid scratched his head and said in disgust.
"Eat or not?"
Why do you have so many opinions when I give you something to eat?
"Thank you for the True Eye of the Evil King who has judged sins, and the ruler of the darkness and destruction, Lord Wu Feng."
On a hot summer day, who can say no to refreshing and cold popsicles, pudding, and a word?
OK, you understand!Wu Feng returned an affirmative look to Tamamo.
Tamamo curled her lips, seeing that you understood what you meant.
Seeing the exchange of eyebrows between the two, Tamamo Sanye beside him couldn't sit still.
"Hey, how do you know what Wu Feng likes to do on weekdays?"
"He's not with you all day long."
"Uncle understands!"
"But, this guy is really with me almost all day long."
"Nani!"
The uncle stood up instantly and looked at Wu Feng.
"This guy usually either sleeps at home or trains. When he's not training or sleeping, he's just sitting there using the air conditioner."
Tamamo looked at the trainer next to her with disgust.
I don’t go out to play all day long.
"What's wrong? The outside world is so scary. Let me tell you, don't step out of your comfort zone. Just be yourself."
"Yes, yes, you are right."
Tamamo shook her head, not wanting to argue with Wu Feng.
"Then, at night, when you don't see your little brother, what if he goes out to play?"
The uncle quickly interjected.
"The evenings have been with us lately."
"Ah!" Uncle Tamamo Sanno shouted in surprise. "We? Are we all together recently? At night?"
"Well, basically we'll have dinner in Wu Feng's dormitory until bedtime."
"Nani!" The uncle wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his head.
"Then, what if he went out to play by himself when you went back to sleep?"
"It's impossible. At that point, the school has a curfew and the guard won't let him out."
"He, he can climb over the wall. Looking at his physique, he can climb out of the wall."
"No, Miss Junchuan will catch you."
"He, he can beat up Miss Junchuan."
"He can't beat it."
"Tsk, why are you so useless? Even a woman can't beat you!" The uncle became anxious and stood up to question Wu Feng sternly.
"How can you beat a woman?"
"Damn it, I'm a horse girl!" Wu Feng retorted immediately.
"Oh, then, that's normal." The uncle suddenly paused as if he thought of something.
But Tamamo smiled and said nothing.
"Well, then he sneaks out during the day while you are not awake."
The uncle is hysterical. He must catch Wu Feng's problem today.
"Um, but let's wake him up."
"what!"
I haven't even enjoyed the wake-up call service from my cute little cotton-padded jacket, damn it.
Is this man, this man, really invulnerable?
How can there be a perfect man? Impossible!
"Xiaoyu, you have to know that men are not good at all."
Sanye knows better than anyone else this kind of thing about men.
Moreover, if he has Wu Feng's conditions.
Trainer Treson is handsome and has a bit of a youthful look.
At the same time, there is a sense of seeing through the vicissitudes of life, a sense of a lifetime of experience in the words.
Damn it, how could such a handsome, weak, and responsible guy with a sense of responsibility appear in this world.
Still next to his daughter.
If it were me.
"I'm telling you, Xiaoyu, you need to know, you need to know."
"If I were this guy, I would have sex and drink every day, and find more than a dozen girls. You have to be careful of this kind of guy."
"Oh, what would happen if it were you?"
With a cold and gentle voice, Tamamo and Wu Feng silently shrank to the corner.
"Me? I will definitely marry five wives, and who else will be the king of nightclubs than me?"
"When the time comes, let your mother bring me tea and water. It will be very pleasant."
"Restore my manly glory and tell your mother who is in charge!"
As he spoke, the uncle seemed to realize that the person who had just asked the question was not his daughter.
"Well, it seems that you have a lot of opinions about me. Husband, sir?"
Ma Niang, a young woman who looked very similar to Tamamo, stood at the door and looked at the uncle inside.
His hands were ticking and he was raising his arms.
"Husband, do you have anything to say?"
"Gollum."
Chapter 57 Not the peak, just the beginning
"I was wrong."
"Humph, I heard that you want to marry five?"
"No, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation!"
"I heard that you want to become the king of nightclubs?"
"Just kidding, kidding."
Sitting in the living room listening to the screams coming from the next room.
Tamamo watched Wu Feng drink a cup of tea for almost three minutes.
"I'm sorry. I have received professional training. Generally speaking, I don't laugh."
Wu Feng slowly put down the teacup in his hand and spoke to Tamamo solemnly.
"Unless you can't help it! KORA, don't act serious at this time!!"
"But aren't you also smiling happily?"
"Because I can't help it!"
Putting down the tea cup, Wu Feng saw Tamamo's smiling face and couldn't help laughing.
When I picked up the teacup, I couldn't see anything, I could hear the screams next door more clearly, and I couldn't help but chuckle.
Is this a situation where there is no way forward or retreat?
"Oh, don't act like you are very cultured at this time!"
Tamamo roared.
"Ah."
well!
Tamamo's fist became harder and harder.
Before Tamamo could take action, the fight immediately started.
At last.
"Either you go to bed today and don't get out of bed, or you get out of bed and sleep on the sofa!"
After a sweet shout, the uncle walked out with his head lowered.
He looked up at Tamamo and Wu Feng.
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