The true original god of P Club players

P Club Players’ Real Genshin Impact Author: Host 69

Summary:

As we all know, Genshin Impact is a game of love and justice. P Club players believe in love and justice, so those who play Genshin Impact are all P Club players (confirmed).

"You are the leader of Xumi, how can you be so shameless?"

Ils said earnestly to Nasida, the little grass god.

Verse 1: Damn it, original!

(Sending updates (>▽<))

For a qualified P club player, losing is not embarrassing, but it is completely embarrassing to be taken down as a war criminal after climbing to the top. You can sit at the children's table when you eat, don't say you have played P Social games.

Good guy, you said it's easy, but what if you face a situation that you really can't beat?

Do you still need to ask? As the saying goes, if a man wants to die standing, he must first stretch his back before dying.

Iles is such a P Club player and has traveled through time many times.

However, everyone still remembers the first time. The first time Ilse traveled to Chongzhen in 1642, there were only two years left before sending.

After realizing that there was absolutely no way he could change his fate, Iers decided to just open up.

The system I got after traveling through time only opened up the one-time function of drawing cards with krypton gold (note the previous qualifier, there is only a one-time function of drawing cards with krypton gold. After drawing it once, it will be gone, and the system will directly become a decoration). Iles After using up all the precious metals in his bankroll, he got a clean nuclear bomb with a capacity of one thousand tons, so he immediately announced the move of the capital, took all the civil and military officials of the Ming Dynasty to the south of the Yangtze River, and then summoned the local wealthy gentry to come to the new capital for an audience. Then a nuclear bomb sent him and more than 1 people with high authority and deep roots into the sky.Anyway, none of these people were innocent when they died. Although I couldn't change history, at least I made these bastards who didn't die in history die, so I didn't travel through time in vain.

But what Ils didn't expect was that he actually traveled to a new world. This time, the start was a little better. Nan Ming... I'm going to be damned!

However, this time the system seems to have been updated. The function of drawing cards with krypton gold disappeared and was replaced by a map. However, the map can display various data of the country. Wherever potential talents appear, they will be notified in advance and the map will be updated at any time. Of course, all the information on the Internet is limited to the country. In other words, Ils can grasp the potential, beliefs, loyalties, political leanings and other information of everyone in the entire country. Compared with it, Proton is simply retarded. .

For Ilse, the greatest value of this national management system is that it allows Ilse to know every detail of the entire country. Who is a friend and who is an enemy can be seen clearly at a glance. There is no use hiding it. Star Spirit Kara can only be regarded as a spiritual phone in front of it. .

With the blessing of this system, Iles directly turned Nanming into a country without internal strife, because any individual whose internal strife index exceeds a certain range will be marked red by the system and informed Iles. As for this person's disappearance, Whether to throw it away in a remote place and refrigerate it depends on Ilse's mood.

At that time, Zhu Yuanzhang was not as scary as Ilse, which made the civil and military officials in the dynasty tremble with fear. They would not dare to do anything bad because if they did it, the emperor would know about it. Then there were the three clans, and even the nine clans, who did not want to have their household registration books. If it is cleared, do not provoke His Majesty the Emperor's will.

The local gentry were even worse. In the past, they could oppose the emperor by relying on their control over the grassroots. So what if the emperor punished the nine tribes? When it comes to the local area, there is no need for someone to execute it, as long as the executioner is bribed. , or the local gentry helped hide a few direct descendants, and the inheritance would not be cut off. With this layer of guarantee, those cannon fodders would be more willing to do their best to trouble the emperor.

But this doesn't work here in Iles.

He bought it, right? Iles knew it directly. Those who came back to life would have their household registration wiped out on the spot. Then Iles would tell the next person who executed the order where those guys who had the chance to escape were hiding, and the relevant personnel. Whoever is there, pull them out and organize them together. There are a few loyal people around the emperor who are willing to imitate the Legalists. If it doesn't work, there are still troops. You are all disobeying the imperial edict. This is rebellion!

Arrest requires evidence, but counterinsurgency only requires a list.

After Ils completed the unification of the country from south to north, he reshaped the entire country with more than 100 million heads.

Anyway, no matter how ruthlessly he kills, he will still kill far fewer innocent people than the mites, insects, and gentry. Especially when he sees those people in high positions and powerful positions who thought they could deceive him, kneeling on the ground crying and regretting their original actions, The sourness is really more refreshing than any happy water.

However, Iles still has to face the most realistic problem. His stay time in each world is limited, or the length of his life force determines that he cannot be a witchcraft bacon on the golden toilet. Although the system allows He can be strong, free from disease and disaster, and immune to all poisons and live to the limit of human lifespan, but after the age of 150, he still has to send it.

Of course, being able to live to be 150 years old is enough to change and determine many things. This is called institutional inertia. But after the sun goes down, there will always be monsters and ghosts emerging. Death and death are a high probability, even if Iles had arranged everything during his lifetime. , and he cannot guarantee that the entire world will continue to move forward on a positive and enterprising historical trajectory after his death.

Over time, Ilse himself began to look away. He did his best while alive and left seeds after death. This was enough. Each generation has its own tasks. He did everything he could during his lifetime. If future generations are unwilling to follow their own path, then I wish them good luck, and maybe they will open up a new future.

Is there a possibility that future generations cannot follow your path because they do not have a system?

It seems so, then it's okay, but many ruthless people in history didn't have a script, let alone a system.

There are talented people from generation to generation, don't be afraid, if you spiral enough, you will always rise.

But after this rebirth, Iles found that the situation was different from what he thought.

He has a brand new body, instead of resurrecting a dead body, and the little loli standing in front of him is...fuck, original!

How many years have passed? I haven’t played a game for a long, long time. What could be the origin?Could it be that the author who wrote the script for My Life went to work as a happy book reader for Hedgehog Cat?

"Excuse me, who are you?"

Nacida blinked. The stranger in front of her made her feel confused and curious.

She was confused because how did he appear in the device that blocked her, and curious because she had never seen such power before.

Not to mention seeing it before, there was no warning at all before. How did you do it?

Ilse was silent for a good ten seconds as he observed his new body and whether he was wearing any clothes.

Fortunately, I am wearing sports and leisure clothes outside. Judging from the style, it should be the style before I traveled through time, but at least I am not naked. We have to pay attention to the image.

After making sure that her appearance was not eye-catching, Ils looked at Nasida, the little grass god.

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Ilse, and I am a visitor from outer space."

"It's obvious that you are not from Xumi. May I ask why you are here?"

"I also want to know this question, but the most important thing now is to get out."

The seal that Nasida is in is tailor-made for her. What does that mean?After the 1.8-meter tall man like Iles squeezed in, the space inside became very unfriendly. Compared with this, the small house is considered a luxury house.

"Sorry, I can't help it..."

Nacida didn't say the next words, because Ils just punched the seal and walked out.

We already have a system, shouldn't we have something like body strengthening? And don't forget what function Iers's system is. He himself is equivalent to the incarnation of the country's will, truly condensing the power of the country into his personal existence. Except for the problem of life limit, which has no solution so far, it has been strengthening in other aspects, and the system can collect the popular support of the entire country, that is, the public support, and turn it into something called destiny value.

Come on, come on, let me see if there are any friends who have increased the anti-entropy value and the world snake value.

The destiny value has many functions, especially after the climate management function is opened, it is great to have good weather every year.

In addition, there are more crude ways to use it, such as directly tearing the seal by hand as we do now.

Back then, he had torn Zhao Gou's, wild boar's skin, and Maodun Shanyu's clothes with his hands on the battlefield. Literally tearing them with his hands felt like tearing apart chicken tenders, except that the bones and fascia were not easily handled, and they were easily torn apart. Symmetry makes obsessive-compulsive disorder go berserk.

In this way, Ils hugged Nacida and walked out of the seal that imprisoned her. The latter was speechless for a long time.

After the two landed, Ils said to Nasida: "Let's open the skylight and speak openly. I have a contract here. If you are willing to sign it, I can let you witness a miracle."

Nasida was stunned for a moment, then asked with a smile: "What kind of miracle is it?"

"A Sumeru where everyone has enough to eat, is warmly clothed, and is not invaded or looked down upon by others."

Nacida was silent for a long time and said calmly: "According to my understanding, there has never been such a country in the history of Teyvat. This miracle is worth looking forward to, but what evidence do you have to prove that you can do it?"

“Since I’ve actually done it, would you like to share my guide to nation-building?”

Ilse's sharing is to let Nasida watch the historical images recorded by the system. These images are the system's summary of Ilse's life, that is, what he changed from the beginning of managing this country to the time he left this world. It's similar to the video playback after the end of the Ice and Steam era, but there won't be a question of "Is it all worth it?" that will mess with your mentality.

All images are in split-screen comparison mode. The difference is that it is still New York. This is New York before Ilse came, and this is the crater after Ilse came... Ahem, ahem, nuclear bombing of the United States, natural disasters every day, la la La la la.

I am saving all mankind! (convinced).

After seeing these images, Nacida looked at Ils with a little more admiration and respect.

"The country you have managed is prosperous, powerful, and prosperous. It is like a myth. So do you think Xumi can become the same?"

"Everything depends on man's effort, and man will conquer nature!"

"But it also requires sacrifices and costs, right?"

"A country where you are good to me and everyone is good to you does not exist. Any policy has a price. If you please everyone, you will die."

Nacida nodded slightly and then asked, "What is life in your eyes?"

"It's money. The difference is whether you spend it on the road to a better future or waste it on meaningless display and disputes. At least I can guarantee that it will be valuable."

Nacida was silent for a long time, but finally made a decision. She looked directly into Ils's eyes and said: "My beliefs are different from yours, but you have proved that you can find a prosperous and powerful path. Xumi is now We need people like you. As the guardian of Xumi, I am willing to sign this contract. On the contrary, I hope you can live up to your trust. When your actions harm the people of Xumi, I will do my best. Fight you with all my strength.”

"It's a very responsible speech. I've written it down. Don't worry, if you give me your trust, I'll give you a miracle in return."

Section 2: It is easier to fish in muddy waters

(Second update, the collection has increased by 50.00%, now three! (~￣▽￣)~)

In his long life, Ils realized that human beings have their limits. The more obsessed with face, the easier it is to fall into trouble. If you want to be a good national leader, you must do three things well.

The first is persistence, the second is shamelessness, and the third is persistence without shame.

As long as you practice the above three things diligently, practice makes perfect, and you will become a great talent in the future!

After Sister Naxi signed a contract with Ils, Xumi was officially placed under Ils's command. The national management system was online, and the great time traveler was about to start governing the country!

"Ah, the mountains and rivers are all red. It's so dazzling that I almost can't open my eyes!"

Don't get me wrong, it's not that Nasida has embarked on an unimagined path, but that Sumeru's map is full of Linden.

The public sentiment index is an important indicator that reflects the support of the country's people for the country. The current comprehensive public sentiment index of Xumi is: 27.

It's such a kind score. Iles scored 27 points in the English test of the college entrance examination that year, with a full score of 150.

What's wrong!What is there to feel inferior to? I failed in English because I am patriotic! (Being confident) The highest personal popularity index is [-], and the lowest is negative.

The room for decline is so low. It seems that the tax rate can be raised to 90.00% first. The common people who only have [-]% of the harvest will not be able to resist no matter what (I am sure).

Dear, the reason why the lowest number is negative one is because when the public sentiment reaches a negative number, people all over the country will have an unending "friendly relationship" with you. This is equivalent to killing a person's parents after cutting off his financial resources, and then filling up his browsing history. The world has been open to the public, and this has been achieved. Do you think there is any need to reduce the space?Anyway, people will fight you tooth and nail.

So there is no happy place for Xumi?

Yes, the sages here at the Order Academy are all smiling, and they are satisfied with their current lives.

This expression is very familiar to Ilse. The gentry in the late Ming Dynasty also smiled like this.

"It belongs to his grandmother! How did Xumi become like this? I have a tiger-head guillotine!"

It's useless to say anything in this situation. With these insects, how can we manage Xumi well? We must take a heavy blow.

Now they dare to collect money, but they are not allowed to eat people in the future. Oh, they are already cannibalizing people, so they deserve to die! (slapping the table)

After her blood pressure jumped, Iles looked at Sister Naxi with an unkind expression.

"Little Grass God, let me ask you a question."

"Okay, you can ask."

"how old are you?"

"Is it the time after waking up, or the time before waking up?"

"Does that make any difference?"

"If you count the time before waking up, I am already over 500 years old, but if you only count the time after waking up, I am 20 years old."

"Wait a minute, you're not going to tell me that you spent nine-tenths of your 500-year life sleeping!"

"No, I am waiting to wake up. Although I have inherited the power of the Great Compassion Tree King, it still takes time to grow. From ignorance to self-awareness, this is a very long process."

"Well, I understand. You only took on your current form 20 years ago, so that's what you mean."

"Is such that."

Well, I really can’t blame others, but this is the most reasonable explanation for the actual situation.

The little grass god in the game is five hundred years old, but this age itself is a huge Ubisoft.

If the Little Grass God has been sealed for 500 years from the day she was born, then it only proves that she, the God of Wisdom, is indeed a parallel import. She can't achieve anything in 500 years. It is recommended to establish a new god. My dear, this The number has been deactivated.

Of course, there will definitely be people here who say that the Little Grass God is restricted and sealed. He can only use a little bit of power, and he has to hide the use of the void system from the great sages, as well as the doctors of fools. Now, what can she do even if she has 500 years? We must understand and tolerate her.

Of course it's okay to put it in a story, but if this story happened in reality, Ilse would be scolded.

That's 500 years, not [-] days or [-] seconds. Besides, Nacida can use power through the void system. Didn't Nacida take action on both the madman in Aru Village and the demon scale disease? Well, as Xumi's belief, can't the Little Grass God contact the Great Wind Disciplinary Seno?Even if you can't contact Sano, there are still many operations you can perform with just this one hand.

Let's do the simplest and crudest thing, can we use the power of the God of Grass to cultivate a few "living saints"?Then let them rush into Xumi City in the name of "purifying the gods and killing the wise" and perform a show of trampling all the bones of the ministers, okay?Or can we support a few people, give them some safety knowledge, and let them join the team of the Order Academy to play Infernal Affairs?

Even worse, pretend to be the Red King and trick a few desert people into using them as cannon fodder to create chaos. You can't even think of a way to do this. What do you, the God of Wisdom, do for a living!Change it to a retarded god. The gentry I hacked to death are better at playing than you.

Then someone will say: Sister Naxi is kind and can't bear the death of Sumeru. According to your method, how many people will die of this Sumeru? What will happen when the fools take the opportunity to attack? You know how to kill and kill, but you don't know. He is a ruthless and cruel war criminal from the P Society who is so sophisticated in his ways. He can take a punch from my 30 years of skill!

If Nacida really thinks so, it is okay in the story, but in reality, it only proves that she is not a qualified national leader. It is recommended that she be a mascot and never lead Sumeru.

The leader can be Sankara or Noriega, but he must not be Cheng Xin. No matter how good his personal ethics is, if a leader is useless to the country, he is a waste. He may even be worse than a waste, because he will be held back. No matter where he is, he must be in a good position. What do you do? Carrying the whole country on your shoulders is not about letting you feel the peace and tranquility of the years. You have to be able to carry things and do things.

By the way, drag out those guys who ask who it is and fuck them!

If it were the government-controlled economic leaders in the African region, it would be treated as if I didn't say this.

But reality is not a game. Where it should be reasonable, its logic is unbreakable. Of course, weird things can make people doubt the authenticity of the world, but at least when it comes to Nasida’s IQ, reality gives the most reasonable answer. reply.

Nasita has not lived in vain for 500 years, but has only been awake for 20 years. This is equivalent to a young girl who has spent 20 years facing a group of old fritters in the Order Academy, and a thing called the Doctor who is secretly making trouble, and her fists and experience are all destroyed. It's normal to completely crush and not play well.

In this environment, Nasida still had the courage to resist, seek breakthroughs, and rely on limited resources to protect Sumeru in a cage. She was not an incompetent god, but a wise person with determination, will, persistence, and ideas. god.

After understanding the actual situation, Iles sighed and said, "You have worked hard too."