The true original god of P Club players

"what happened?"

The doctor gritted his teeth and asked, "Who else would dare to talk to him like this?" Experimental specimens were made in minutes.

But if you change it to a clown... you can't beat this one, so I'll skip it.

The clown gritted his teeth and asked, "Do you think our relationship with Xumi is too good and needs to be cooled down?"

The doctor was silent, but after a moment, he smiled and said: "I think there is no need to worry about this matter."

"Could it be that the skirmishers can talk to people properly?"

"No, it's the Red King who can definitely control the skirmishers."

"..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"Where do you stand on what you just said?"

"Uh... how about we talk about the progress on weapons?"

Up to this point, I was very concerned about Xumi's equipment upgrade, but some people, or some creatures, cared more than them, because they were directly feeling this hot power.

"Aim completed!" "Release!"

boom boom boom...

With the roar of Miss Qiwu, the Abyss Cult five kilometers away was bombed, leaving no gaming experience.

As the villain in the game, an existence full of mystery and cult atmosphere, the Abyss Order has its footprints all over Teyvat. They rely on a special transmission system to stir up trouble everywhere, and from time to time, someone will suddenly appear.

But those members of the Abyss Order who can use special teleportation are all the backbone. Let’s put it this way, the abyssal units that appear in the game and can fight back and forth with extraordinary beings are all middle- and upper-level personnel and rarely appear in normal times. , below them are many native creatures of Teyvat that have been infected by the abyss, such as slimes, churchens, sandworms, other animals and plants, etc., and they will even appear together with the dead zone.

Yes, it is those dead areas in the Sumeru Forest. Forbidden knowledge and the power of the abyss are not mutually exclusive. The relationship between the two is quite good.

A very worthy study, isn't it?

But for the Red Turban Army, there is only one way to deal with these enemies - blow them up.

In the game, only the owner of the Eye of God can clean up the dead zone, but in reality, through practice, everyone has discovered a simple and effective method, which is to completely destroy and purify everything with fire.

The method is to first use cannonballs and bullets to clean out all the movable things inside, and then use explosives to blow up an isolation zone around the dead zone. It must be large enough. The next step is simple - set fire.

A high temperature of [-] degrees Celsius is enough to solve many problems. If it is not enough, try white phosphorus incendiary bombs.

There is still a lot of phosphate rock in Xumi, which can be good if refined, but Ils still prefers napalm, which is convenient for making acquaintances.

I have to praise the little devil here. Today's workers are so hypocritical. They start to complain when the outside temperature is over 40 degrees. The little devil worked at an average temperature of [-] degrees Celsius, and the highest temperature was as high as the sun. Did you ever complain?People don’t complain at all, and learn more from others. This is an excellent national characteristic (confidence).

The power configuration of the abyssal camp is very similar to that of an insect swarm. Low-level units only have two characteristics: eating and bloodthirsty. If you have to say that pooping and peeing can be considered characteristics, then there are four.

The Abyss Priest, who is slightly smarter than them, can order them. The long-range unit is the Abyss Mage, who can add shields and output, but rarely uses teleportation. That kind of skill is difficult to use and consumes a lot of money. Abyss Mage is basically used in In terms of escaping, it is rarely used in battles. If a large group of soldiers is fighting and there is interference from elemental forces, it will be even more useless. It may be teleported to the enemy's knife and directly hacked to death.

There are idiots like this every year.

Although ordinary shooting has no interference with the elemental power, the impact and concussion of the shell explosion, as well as the violent chemical reaction, will temporarily make the elemental power in the surrounding environment unstable, which is equivalent to a few seconds of silence.

Regardless of the time period, a few seconds on the battlefield are enough for the opponent's white knife to enter and the red knife to exit, and even some intestines can be brought out. It's original, this must be intentional.

Facing this kind of shielded enemy, it will be a little difficult to break the shield at first, but as long as the firepower is sufficient, the rest is a small problem.

Since the Abyss is the enemy of the entire Teyvat continent, extraordinary beings from various countries have relevant experience in dealing with them. Ils asked the extraordinary beings in Xumi to compile these into a book and hand it over to the scholars of the Command Academy for research. , and at the same time collected a large amount of the wisdom of the masses from the Democratic Progressive Party, and finally published the Teyvat version of the "Militia Training Manual", New Calendar 0000 edition.

Therefore, the newly trained Red Turban Army has rich theoretical experience in dealing with the abyss, and can then be tested in actual combat on the battlefield. The most indispensable thing in Teyvat is various abyssal creatures.

As for the test results, it turns out that barrage coverage is better than anything else.

Xumi's Red Turban Army has found the correct way to fight, and now it's the Abyss Church's turn to suffer.

Historically, they could cause huge disturbances with just a few layouts, causing the power of the abyss to surge wildly. Nowadays, the number dispatched is less than three digits. It is normal for them to be dispatched by a Red Turban Army patrol if they happen to encounter one. ?

It's normal. The version of Teyvat OL has been upgraded. Why didn't you update? Didn't you see that Liyue next door and Zhidong in the north have started to patch and install DLC? You have to keep up with the times.

This was a battle that took place fifty kilometers away from Xumi City (formerly Kavanyi). The battlefield was in the desert. The two warring parties were the patrol team of the Red Scarf Army and the monster legion composed of the Abyss Priest and the Abyss Mage.

Normally, such a huge abyssal invasion force would require at least thousands of elite Xumi soldiers to fight against it, and extraordinary beings would have to be behind the formation to prevent the erosion and spread of the abyssal power.

But now, times have changed, blast me!

After discovering that it was an abyssal invasion, all Xumi soldiers immediately replaced their bullets with white phosphorus bombs, as did the 60 soldiers accompanying the army and the Qiwu Miss who was dragged by horses. At the same time, trenches were dug on the spot and simple mines were deployed around them. Climb the barbed wire fence and wait for the enemy to come over and enjoy the treatment of the Western Front in World War I.

It was indeed the treatment they received on the Western Front in World War I. They even had Maxim, a full five.

The ensuing battle was full of artistic atmosphere. Explosions, explosions, explosions, there were explosions everywhere. The burning white phosphorus directly turned the patches of abyss monsters into ashes. The abyss mage was completely unable to play any role in the impact and explosion. Their effective range is only a hundred or so meters, but the artillery position opposite them can be five kilometers away. The Red Turban soldiers closest to them are surrounded by a minefield and barbed wire. Although they are portable, they are not as strong as The exterior of the Yongbei fortifications is meticulously arranged, but breaking through the past also requires time and cost.

In the game, the scenes of insect swarms attacking humans are very exciting, but in reality, you look down on the firepower of modern weapons when you charge in a dense formation. The formations of British soldiers in those days were dense enough. Sixty thousand people died in one day. To be counted as wounded, if the insect swarm unit area is invested with more troops than this standard, do you want the enemy's artillery to die happily?

There is only one solution, and that is under cross-country conditions, each individual soldier moves at a speed of more than [-] kilometers per hour. Kill the enemy before he can react. With such a speed, you really don’t think about it. Captain XX?

Iles experienced this feeling, and the incomparable Churchill understood it in World War I (as mentioned earlier).

As the last abyss mage was stabbed with blood by the rushing Red Turban soldiers, the battle ended successfully.

But just as the soldiers were cleaning the battlefield, a pungent black substance was continuously emerging from the crater caused by a missed artillery shell. The officer who realized that something was wrong immediately reported the matter to the Iraqi police. here.

This is the signal for a massive invasion from the abyss!

Chapter 102: Eagle Sauce Trap

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The abyss invasion was no small problem, and Iles rushed to the scene as soon as he got the news.

At this time, the land where the black material emerged has been completely covered by the sticky black material. The Red Turban Army has established a blockade around it, with machine guns on standby and cannons on their faces. As long as the Abyss Church catches a cold, it will immediately let the other party understand what is happening. It’s called the temperature from steel, the low-end version of World War I.

There is no way, the Red Turban Army does not have that kind of super-large caliber siege artillery. The train guns in World War I were all equipped with 305, heavy artillery and even the 420 Big Bertha. The largest caliber artillery in the hands of Ils is still lying on the test range. The Schneider 1917 155 howitzer, the comprehensive performance of this artillery can be used in World War II, let alone World War I.

Trivia: This artillery was originally designed by the French company Schneider for Tsarist Russia, but it was used for its own use after the October Revolution.

"Is this the abyssal material?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, we have completely sealed off this area. As long as the enemy dares to come out, we will make it impossible for him to come back!"

"Hehehe, is that right? Then, you can disband now."

"Yes! Huh?"

"This is not an abyss. I didn't expect to find it in this way. Have you really never seen this thing before?"

Well, Ilse discovered the eagle trap, the blood of modern industry, the material basis of the turmoil in the Middle East - oil.

Iles was surprised. It stands to reason that the oil that even Miss Qiwu can explode is in the shallow layer of the earth's surface. It is a self-exploding oil well that can erupt by itself when dug. It is a high-quality resource. Generally speaking, It's easy to spot, so there's no reason the locals don't know about it.

Soon locals who knew about oil were brought to Eales, and Eales realized that he had made a stupid mistake.

The oil he wants does not mean that the locals call this stuff oil. In the desert, this stuff is called stinky mud or black mud, and it is also called black stinky. No matter how it is written or called, it is not half the same as oil. It's a matter of cents. Even if you ask the US military to come over, you won't be able to attract them without seeing the real thing.

After all, the U.S. military is a virgin terminator. It is normal for the US military to have nothing to gain.

The blockade was quickly lifted. At the same time, Iles also discovered a small bug in the system, that is, the system's resource display interface would react differently depending on the naming method.

For example, the naming method of petroleum resources is not displayed on the map, but after entering the resource name according to the naming method of the local people, the corresponding resources are displayed, or Iles directly corresponds to the keywords through comparison, which shows that he has traveled to After the world of Genshin Impact, the system that has been expanding its territory in the parallel world of earth history has also become unaccustomed to the local environment. Fortunately, it is only a minor problem.

This also reminded Iles that the local people’s names for some resources are different from those on earth, and the database needs to be re-established. This project is not difficult. It only requires collecting resource samples from all over the country, and using geological exploration and construction of geological Just in the name of a museum, no one would suspect that there are other fishy things here.

As long as the resource sample database is established, all the resources in Xumi will have nowhere to hide. For example, oil now, show your true posture, let me be healthy!

"(⊙o⊙)..."

The expression above is Iles's mood at this time.

Damn, why are there so few!

At this time, there was an oil field at the foot of Iles, which was a self-effluent well. It was very good, but the reserves were not very friendly.

Only 10 billion tons, a quarter of the size of Daqing.

Our country's annual oil consumption is 7 million tons, and this oil field will bottom out in just over a year.

Please note that this is only the total reserves, and the cost-effectively mined reserves are only half, which is 5 million tons.

At this time, someone will definitely say: Hey, Xumi has not yet entered the second industrial revolution. With a mere population of 3000 million, it does not use much oil at all. A small [-] million tons is enough, so don’t be so anxious. Well.

Then you are really too optimistic, not to mention the period of population explosion that will inevitably occur in the development process from agricultural civilization to industrial civilization. Even in modern society, Denmark, with a population of less than 600 million, has an annual oil import volume of more than 1.3 million tons. Although each country’s dependence on and consumption of oil imports is different, this is enough to explain many problems.

Either Ils should immediately come up with technology that can burn elemental power as a psyker and take another development path that is completely different from the earth's technology tree, or he should respect objective reality and prepare in advance.

Taking into account the development needs of industrial countries in the next 50 years, if Xumi wants to achieve oil freedom, it will need at least Kuwait-level oil reserves. Is there such a kind of oil reserve in Xumi...

"This is?"

Iers noticed that there is a super large oil field on the western border of the Sumeru Desert, with reserves of...

"One hundred million...nine trillion barrels!? Ten times the oil reserves in the Middle East!!!"

At that moment, Ilse's eyes almost turned into eagle sauce, but when she looked closer, fuck!Why is there only a small area in Sumeru? It is still a highland area, and oil will flow to lower areas. How much can be extracted?

There are still quite a few, of which 20 billion barrels are definitely the amount belonging to Sumeru. The recoverable reserves are... one billion barrels.

Iles's mentality exploded on the spot.

Damn it!Of the nine trillion barrels of oil, I can only get 20 billion barrels, so I’m just sending it off like a beggar!

My oil!

Calm down, calm down, Ils, what's the difference between you now and Yingjiang who can't walk when he sees oil? We are human beings, not animals. We have to earn decently... Mader!Just use the reason that Nata has mass-destructive laundry detergent to do it for them!Anyway, these people don’t know the wonderful uses of oil. Instead of letting it rot in the ground, it’s better to let me use it to climb technology trees. This is all for the Teyvat White Cave and a white tomorrow! OK oil, GOGOGO! ! !

"Ilse."

"What's the matter, Nacida?"

"You don't look very safe."

"Have it?"

Nasida nodded vigorously and said, "It looked like she was trying to find any reason to kill someone."

"No, no, no, Nasida, you are in a good mood. This is the expression that saves all sentient beings. Amitabha, God bless you, Amen."

Nacida looked at him with suspicion. Her expression just now was definitely one of preparing to cause trouble, but she was not sure who the target of Ils was.

Could it be the solstice?After all, not long ago, the relationship between the two parties was still in a superposition of heart-to-heart and heart-to-heart. Maybe Iles wants to let the other party truly understand what heart-to-heart is.

It’s even scarier when you think about it this way.

Iles held his cheek with one hand and tapped the index finger of one hand on the table. After a moment, he thought of it.

"Nascida, the world needs more heroes."

"???"

Who can understand this? Anyway, Nasita didn't understand. The Riddler gets out of Xumi!

Fortunately, Ilse explained it right away. He said earnestly: "In my motherland, when a person has achieved great success, he must contribute to the world. Now our Xumi has been reborn. It was because I had been caught in the rain, so I lifted it up... I mean holding an umbrella for others, this is a noble act of helping each other between human beings, you think so too, right?"

Nasida's expression has changed from (⊙o⊙)... to (*￣︶￣).

I believe in your evil!

I have been getting along with Ilse day and night for almost a year. I understand it completely and dare not say it, but Nasida has still summed up some rules.

If Ilse does something without saying a word (asking who owns something and drags it out to fuck), it means that the matter is related to life and death. If Ilse discusses something with herself, it means that it is a matter of life and death. It takes a long time to execute, and if Ilse talks about love and justice before doing something...

This is the prerequisite for "turning your home into a mine". Xia Ya smiled slightly. This is all a calculation.

"So what were the original words?"

"As the saying goes, if you are poor, you can take care of yourself; if you are rich, you can help yourself since ancient times...and help the world. Our neighbors need our help."

"You just changed the content in the middle, right? You must have added private goods, right? Tell me what the original version is."

"Help the world!" Iles's expression was very upright, like Powell holding washing powder at the United Nations General Assembly.

justice?I am justice, and we P Club players are the embodiment of love and justice!He is not a war criminal who kills entire families at every turn. Anyone who says so is slandering us.

You do not believe?How dare you not believe it!Come here, drag his whole family over and have them bled one by one!

Nacida covered her forehead and said, "Tell me who you are eyeing?"

"Actually, I just think that our national border is not very beautiful and needs to be decorated. You see, the land in the west is too abstract, and some of the color blocks are not very beautiful. I think it should be redecorated with red, which represents the people. .”

"Does Nata have any grudge against you?"

"How is it possible? They don't have the qualifications yet."

Just kidding, back then we killed the Huns, massacred Rome, crowned the Catholic Pope in Moscow, canonized the Orthodox Patriarch in Paris, placed the capital of Protestantism in Mecca, and placed the Buddhist holy site in Venice. The threshold for offending us is also very high, okay?