Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Extracting funny skills from Genshin Impact Author: Yuedian ℃

Summary:

He has traveled through time, and it is the original god who has traveled through time.

Great!

There is also a lottery system

Great!

And for the first time, I got two golden skills in ten consecutive draws, one of which is Sword Master

Okay, does traveling through Genshin Impact start with invincibility?

But the second skill will 100% be picked up with bare hands.

???

(Mainly playing various jokes and funny skills, the character in the plot is not the official mute character but the mute character)

Current skills: 100% being caught with bare hands, I can't do anything, just swing my horn and hit Varudo, the four gods can't get together a Mora, I will launch an awesome attack

Protagonist panel (before 109)

Strength: 35→70

Speed: 30→60

Intelligence: 350→400

Stamina: 30→70

Special status: core (wind, rock), preference for the tree of imaginary numbers

Props: clan sword*1, Gaia foundation, level skipping

Special abilities: 100% being caught with bare hands, proficient in cooking, cleaning, energy conversion, I can't do anything, speaking skills: bewitching, speaking skills: inspiring, archery of the gods (holding the horn for a while), smashing Varudo , the four gods can't get together a Mora, I will launch an awesome attack

Protagonist panel (after chapter 110)

Honkai Energy Strength: 2600HW (Official data: Herrscher Honkai Energy Strength is 2000HW or above, everyone has Herrscher Core)

Honkai energy burst power: 1500HW (Herrscher appears above 1000HW)

Special status: Core (Wind, Rock), Herrscher Core (Herrscher of Death), Favor of the Tree of Imaginary Numbers

Props: clan sword*1, Gaia foundation, level skipping

Special abilities: 100% being caught with bare hands, proficient in cooking, cleaning, energy conversion, I can't do anything, speaking skills: bewitching, speaking skills: inspiring, archery of the gods (holding the horn for a while), smashing Varudo , the four gods can't get together a Mora, I will launch an awesome attack

Item skill update

Props: Gaia foundation, demon knife "Star Broken", shopping phone, programmer's self-cultivation, grass god's wisdom wood carving, thorn flower crown, God's key (devouring key)

Special abilities: 100% being caught with bare hands, master of cooking, cleaning skills, energy conversion, I can't do anything, magical use of language, smashing Varudo, the four gods can't make up a mola, I will launch a bull Crazy attack, soap full of "gay love", super magic: Skyfall

Chapter 1 I woke up and found myself in Qiuqiu people’s pot

What do you think of when you wake up and feel enveloped in warm water?

Are you still dreaming, or are you remembering something embarrassing, or are you in some special environment?

But when I opened my eyes, I found that I was in a big pot, and there were side dishes. Normally, it was a story that only existed in dreams, but the current environment clearly told me that this was not ordinary, this seemed to be the second shift?I feel pain, and the clothes are obviously not the ones I wore before going to bed. In addition, the surrounding environment reminds me all the time that I have traveled through time.

When Arthur (non-Fate series character, with the surname Ya, see PS for details) woke up from warm water and looked around, he found that the surrounding scene was comparable to that of a primitive tribe. It was certain that he had traveled through time.

“Mani mi mita movo lata!”

The voice of a creature that looked roughly humanoid and wore a strange mask caught Arthur's attention.

When Arthur saw the talking creature, he immediately understood that he had traveled there through time.

That's right, he traveled to the world of Genshin Impact, one of the Mi Universe worlds. That strange humanoid creature was the Qiuqiu man, and the player who opened the server and his identity as a Yuan Shen expert allowed him to understand what the Qiuqiu man said. meaning.

"Give me meat from the water." (For translation, refer to Qiuqiu language.)

Yes, now Arthur completely understands the environment he is in. First of all, if he has not traveled to the Mi Universe of the composite world view, then the environment he is in now is the world of Genshin Impact. Just looking at the environment can rule out that it is not the case. Inazuma and Sumeru, but it is impossible to determine which country it is, and the place where he has been staying is the pot of the Qiuqiu tribe, and now the Qiuqiu people regard him as food.

"What's the matter? When other people travel through time, they either meet the protagonist or their wives at the beginning. Why am I in the Qiuqiu people's pot at the beginning, and where is my golden finger? As for the system, it doesn't have to be a certain point or a certain Lu system. It’s okay to have a certain cat.”

"Hey, the host mentioned the system, the random lottery system is turned on, and the host Arthur has been bound."

As Arthur complained, an artificial intelligence voice sounded from Arthur's head.

"Hey, the host has enabled the random lottery system for the first time. Do you want to enable the personal panel and system prompts?"

"Open it, open it. If you don't open it for a while, it will become a ration."

"Name: Arthur

Strength: 8 (10 for a normal adult male)

Speed: 9 (10 for a normal adult male)

Intelligence: 11 (normal adult male is 10)

Endurance: 6 (normal adult male is 10)

props: none

Special abilities: None”

"Hey, congratulations to the host for confirming the world he is in, and will be rewarded with Source of Entanglement*10. Congratulations to the host for discovering the system and successfully binding it, and will be rewarded with 1 newbie benefit."

Regarding the panel, Arthur felt it was very reasonable. For a social beast who had graduated from college and received two years of training, it was acceptable for his strength and speed to be lower than that of a normal adult male. If he worked overtime every day, his physical fitness would definitely be in a sub-healthy environment, and his intelligence would be in a sub-healthy environment. The average person's level of 1 is also within the normal range. Regarding the panel, Arthur felt that it was generally within the range of his expectations. However, unexpectedly, he found that the world and the binding system had rewards, and it was also the source of entanglement. This time it was better. , it’s really Mi Universe.

"System, tell me what your role is and what the benefits are for newbies."

"Dip, as the name says, the main function of this system is to conduct draws. The reward pool is completely random. You may get various props. The probability of five stars is 0.6%, and the probability of four stars is 5.1%. Five stars are guaranteed to be 90, and four stars are guaranteed. Stars are guaranteed for 10 rounds, and various rewards are only for rarity and do not represent actual strength.”

"The benefits for newbies are to open a limited card pool once, and a five-star reward must be issued once within ten consecutive rounds, and you can choose a general direction. The direction you choose should not be too specific. For example: the ability to attack is feasible, but the ability to attack with firearms is Not feasible.”

After hearing what the system said, Arthur completely understood. What kind of random lottery system is this? It is completely a pirated system. The probability completely copies the lottery probability and guarantee mechanism of Genshin Impact. The only difference is that the novice benefits are It's directional, and it's a blessing to be able to draw gold instead of purple for ten consecutive times. After all, the 20-shot stone given out at the beginning of the server is really a guarantee, something that Noelle has experienced. Arthur has experienced it.

"Quick, draw, limited card pool for beginners' benefits, the ability to choose a direction can help me escape the fate of being a meal on my plate."

Although he wanted to complain about the system, Arthur immediately chose the lottery. After all, he now had to rely on the system to become Qiuqiu's favorite.

"Hey, the lottery starts

Congratulations to the host for obtaining the prop: Sunset Fruit (food, no other function)*3

Coke (same as above)*1

Gorgeous clothes (looks like noble clothes)*1

Raw stones (can be used to summon resentment seeds to help, or accumulate 160 raw stones for a draw)*10

Mora (the currency of this world, seems to have certain divine power) *10000

The exclamation mark for summoning the big grudge (you can ignore the environment and summon the golden grudge to help complete the task, and the task reward will be provided by the host)*1

HP recovery potion (small)*1

Gold coin (coin made of pure gold)*10”

As the lottery started, Arthur looked at the effect of the rewards while proceeding to the next draw. Until the ninth draw, a golden light finally appeared in the prize pool.

"I have withdrawn the money, I hope it will give me better abilities."

"Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill: Swordsmanship Master (skill description: When holding a sword, the attack caused is doubled, and at the same time, the master-level swordsmanship ability and experience are given)"

"Oh no, I'm the master of swordsmanship at the beginning. I'm invincible at the beginning. There's still one more draw left. Keep going. Just use it casually. I've already made a lot of money with just this skill. It's my fault that I complained about the system in the first place. The system is super powerful. "

But what followed was another golden light.

"Wuhu, take off."

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the passive buff: 100% of being hit by the enemy with bare hands (when attacking with a sword weapon, the enemy will be hit by the sword 100% of the time. This skill is a causal skill and is not affected by any external factors. It is a passive buff effect and cannot be canceled. )

This lottery is over. For subsequent draws, the host is asked to accumulate rough stones or obtain the source of entanglement for the lottery. The system may release tasks from time to time. "

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Countless question marks appeared in Arthur's little mind. Do you think this final reward is strong? Arthur will definitely say yes. After all, with the Law of Time and Cause skill, think about a certain river god. As long as he plays well, he can completely blast all skills. But do you think it is useful? Arthur said that this skill is now completely debuffed, which offsets the effect of the previous skill. After all, sword attacks are doubled, which means it is doubled a hundred times. So what if it is caught with bare hands? After all, now Arthur's skill set is comparable to Li Jing's, and his superb swordsmanship skills are completely offset by his 100% ability to catch swords with bare hands.

"Oh, come on."

Chapter 2 On my turn, use 10 rough stones to summon the Golden Retriever Idiot

"Oh ho, let's not mention that I don't have a sword at all. Now I can't kill him even if I have a sword."

Arthur looked at his lottery draw and then at the environment he was in. Suddenly he had the idea that he didn't want to work hard anymore and this was it for the rest of his life. After calling the system many times but getting no response, Arthur had given up on relying on it. The system has the idea of ​​​​changing its current situation.

I looked at the results of my lottery. Apart from a swordsman master and a 100% chance of being caught with bare hands, the others were almost all kinds of daily necessities, moras, gold coins and rough stones. If you were dealing with humans, you could trade, but Qiu The Qiuqiu people don't know how to use it. Even if the Qiuqiu people have it, they get it by robbing it.

Sunset nuts and cola can be enough to satisfy your hunger if you are currently in the wilderness survival stage, but what can you use them for now? Can you add some side dishes to yourself?

Recovery potions are typical treatment consumables. Since I am not injured now, I can at most take a sip and taste it. As for the gorgeous clothes, I can wear them and sneak into the city if I escape danger.

"No, if the system is right, the draw will be based on the direction I provided, and it has a guarantee, but it only said that there will be five-star rewards and self-directed rewards, but it seems that it didn't say that the directional rewards are five-stars, and there is no I told you there was only one, right?"

Arthur suddenly realized his logical misunderstanding. He originally thought that five stars were directional rewards, but this was just a card drawing mechanism of normal game manufacturers, but the system never said so. Arthur was completely constrained by the thinking of the earth game. .

Then I looked at the rewards again and noticed the rewards that were full of complaints: the exclamation mark for summoning the Great Resentment.

Think back to the Genshin Impact missions, let alone world missions. How many daily and sudden missions require the protagonist to deal with NPCs surrounded by slimes or Chuqiu people?

Especially for Mondstadt, after you deal with the Qiuqiu people, you still need to find hemp rope and cloth to help the NPC repair the slime balloon. After you collect the materials to repair the balloon, you will be rewarded with 10 rough stones and 2000 moras. Isn't the environment I'm in now the same as NPCs in games, except that NPCs are basically surrounded and crouching on guard, and I'm just in the pot.

As he said, Arthur immediately extracted the exclamation point that summoned the Great Resentment and the drawn rough stone Mora.

The moment he took out the prop, Arthur understood how to use it. He only needed to provide a reward and then raise the exclamation mark above his head to use it.

Since it can be used and he is out of trouble immediately, Arthur is no longer sleepy and immediately assumes the Yu-Gi-Oh card drawing posture.

"It's my turn next. I draw a card and use 10 rough stones to activate a magic card: Summon the exclamation point of the Great Resentment, summon the golden-haired fool, come out, and it will be decided by you."

Someone in Teyvat said: When a person's desire is strong enough, he can have the eye of God. If not, an exclamation point will rise above his head. At this time, a golden retriever will appear to help you complete the task, no matter how underworld the task is, the golden retriever Fools will try their best to help you complete it, but you only need to pay some stones that are useless except for collecting stones (the original stone is set as a stone that has existed since ancient times, has no trading value, and is only used for collection) and only enough for one meal. Mora of rice is enough.

"Let it go."

A pleasant sound came from nearby, followed by a nearly colorless tornado. When the tornado touched the Qiuqiu people, the wind tornado was dyed with fire due to the influence of the torch in the Qiuqiu people's hands. The elements spread into a fire tornado, doubling in power, and at the same time a heat wave hit him.

The Qiuqiu people on the path were blown up by the dyed fire tornado, and then destroyed by the gathering. As the final tornado lost power and dispersed, only a mask and some mora fell to the ground.

Arthur only felt that the game was sincere. After the Qiuqiu people were defeated, only the materials and Mora were left behind, just like the game. At the same time, the Qiuqiu people's bodies dissipated like the game data, and only part of the black energy remained, and then slowly Fade slowly until it disappears.

"Ying, look, someone is bathing in Qiuqiuren's pot."

With the sound of the white flying objects, Ying's eyes were also transferred to Arthur after completing the battle and collecting supplies.

Noticing Ying and Paimon's gaze, Arthur immediately responded.

"I am a traveler. You can call me Arthur. Thank you both for your help. Can you take me out of the pot? In order to repay your kindness, I will reward you both."

When Arthur said the reward, Ying jumped up and fished Arthur out of the Qiuqiu people's pot.

After coming out, Arthur looked back at the environment he had just been in. In the game, he didn't feel how big the Qiuqiu camp was. The biggest pot looked like it was the one used to verify the quality of the Yebo stone during the Liyue mission. Pot, it seems that other camps don’t have pots that are too big, only small pots the size of slime.

But the pot in front of him is as high as three people, that is, with the help of Ying, otherwise with normal physical fitness, if he jumps down from a position comparable to the top of the second floor, as long as Qiuqiu people are not blind or deaf, they will find it immediately , and because the diameter of the pot is also very large and the edge is curved, it will also cause injuries due to uneven take-off. If you are unlucky, it will be regarded as the rhythm of reopening.

"Thank you both for your help. Here are 10 rough stones and 2000 molas as my reward. What do you call them?"

Although the only person who helped him was actually Ying, if he didn't know the plot, he would definitely not pay attention to Paimon, but as a game that has been with him for more than two years, Arthur also knew that Paimon was positioned in the game as Ying's guide and plot trigger. , and the rice experts also speculated that Paimon is the trumpet of Tianli or the Demon God of Time. There is no need for him to knowingly know Paimon and deliberately ignore her.

Of course, it's definitely not because I don't want to be given a bad nickname by Pai, it's definitely not.

"I am Ying, and I am also a traveler, Balabala..." Ying introduced herself and explained her identity.

Arthur also understood that he had met his girlfriend who had just arrived in Teyvat. He had just gained the power of the wind element after coming into contact with the Seven Heavens Statue, but he had not yet met Amber's girlfriend.