Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

In order to increase the power of the skill, he also put on a coquettish look, with a springy look on his face, and spoke affectionately to the Water Abyss Mage.

"Xiao Shui, work hard for the abyss!"

When the Mage of the Abyss saw this scene, one of the tight strings of the battle was broken. A scene appeared in front of him. He married the apostle of the abyss in a muscular black stocking maid outfit, and then gave birth to a child. The child just His face was full of flesh since he was born, and the apostle of the abyss on the side also dressed the child in a toddler version of a black stocking maid outfit.

Then the apostle of the abyss said in his ear with a rough voice: "Xiao Shui, this is our daughter."

The sullen child in his arms also said in a voice that seemed comparable to Zhang Fei's: "Are you the father of the Sa family?"

"Fuck, I'm not going to do this anymore, please die with me!"

After saying that, the Water Abyss Mage, who was slowly making bubbles to surround Arthur, directly canceled the bubbles around Arthur, and instead rushed directly towards the Fire Abyss Mage who was still attacking, while using his staff to continuously release water attributes. The attack hit his shield.

"Are you crazy! What are you doing!"

Seeing the crazy Water Abyss Mage, the other two Abyss Mage immediately shouted at him, especially the Fire Abyss Mage. Seeing him coming, they quickly retreated to avoid his attack.

"Churchill, have you forgotten His Highness's order?"

"Die, all die, go to hell, abyss!"

Facing the Fire Abyss Mage's questioning, the Water Abyss Mage, or Churchill, seemed to be unable to hear, and continued to attack like crazy.

Seeing this situation, the Ice Abyss mage on the side also planned to check on Churchill's condition first, otherwise the two of them would be held back by each other and he would be in vain.

But how could Arthur let him leave like this? Since no one interfered, he could easily release his skills and attack the Ice Abyss Mage who was about to help, preventing him from helping.

But unexpectedly, the upgraded skill effect was triggered.

The Abyss Mage can hold the blade with both hands, but because of the shield, the sword cannot reach into the shield. The situation created is that the Abyss Mage wants to reach out, but does not reach out, and Arthur wants to cut, but the weapon is not strong enough and does not cut in. .

The Ice Abyss mage smiled, thinking he had discovered Arthur's weakness.

Arthur also smiled, his new entry triggered.

Seeing Arthur's smile, I felt a little chill in my body.

Then he felt a stream of heat slowly flowing out of his body. When he looked down, he saw that it was Arthur's sword that had penetrated his body.

"why!"

The Ice Abyss mage never thought until his death why he was stabbed by the sword even though his shield was not broken.

I felt the feeling of using a sword to attack directly, and it was so refreshing. This sword that seemed to be able to cut off everything felt so good. No wonder so many people are addicted to cold weapons and swords.

But just when he was about to pull out the sword and continue, he found that the sword in his hand was broken. It seemed that as his first weapon, the edgeless sword had reached its end today.

I originally wanted to take over the remaining two abyss mages directly like this, but it seems that this is not possible.

Throwing away the broken blade in his hand, he looked at the imaginary number soldier who had turned into an imaginary number core and was quietly recovering in the distance. It seemed that he had almost recovered.

Then let him stand up again and let the imaginary number of elite soldiers deal with the two abyss mages.

Chapter 38 Abyss Finale and Gossip

The imaginary top soldiers who had been ignored by a kind of Qiuqiu army suddenly reappeared on the battlefield. No one could have imagined that it had been broken, but it did not usher in the end, but quietly hid itself and recovered.

The imaginary number of soldiers who reappeared on the battlefield turned into lawn mowing machines again. Following Arthur's order, when they rushed towards Arthur, all the Qiuqiu people who passed by were eliminated until they arrived. The vacuum zone with Arthur as the center stopped.

At this time, the only two remaining Abyss mages were still fighting inseparably. He chased him and fled, but he couldn't fly. With the water abyss mage's suicidal attack, the fire abyss mage finally lost his protection. The protection of the shield collapsed to the ground.

At this time, when he saw the remains of his colleagues in front of him, as well as the crazy Water Abyss mage in front of him, and the imaginary number of elite soldiers who reappeared on the battlefield, he had given up struggling.

"My life is over."

Finally, the incoming vanguard soldiers arrived in front of him and eliminated them with one blow. Only one water abyss mage who was affected by the bewitchment was left on the field.

Seeing that the other two former colleagues were dead, the last water abyss mage lost the motivation to continue, directly lifted his shield, and crashed into the sword in the hands of the imaginary number soldier, ending his life.

Due to the influence of the bewitchment, the battle situation changed dramatically, but in the end the winner was Arthur.

What, the opposite side?That's okay, good comrades, we will remember you.

Because he has lost his only weapon, the edgeless sword, high-intensity harvesting is no longer possible. As for going back to borrow a sword or get a sword, there is not much need. After all, the Qiuqiu people's army was originally created due to the influence of the Abyss Mage. They will jointly attack Mondstadt. Perhaps the Abyss Mage has just died and the Qiuqiu people will continue to fight after seeing so many humans. However, when the Qiuqiu people continue to lose a certain number of people, they will wake up and withdraw to their original tribe. to the original life.

But how can things go as planned?

After letting the imaginary soldiers stay in place to deal with the surrounding Qiuqiu people, Arthur also flew back to Mondstadt and came to Ying and Qin who were on the front line of the battle.

"Arthur, you are back!"

Paimon, who appeared out of nowhere, saw Arthur coming and immediately said hello to Arthur.

After Ying and Qin took care of the enemies in front of them, they took two steps back, then looked at Arthur who came back, and both said hello to Arthur.

"Qin, it seems that Abyss was behind this incident."

Arthur shared his experiences with the two of them one by one. Of course, the part of enchantment that was used in the middle was brushed aside.

"It turns out that the mastermind behind this is Abyss. He controlled the Wind Demon Dragon before, and now he wants to control the Qiuqiu people to attack the city. What does Abyss want to do? But it seems that things are about to come to an end."

As the imaginary soldiers started mowing mode on the other side of the bridge, the ordinary Qiuqiu people were no match for each other. They all fell under the giant blades of the imaginary soldiers. The pressure on the Mond side was relieved again, and the pressure on the Mond side was reduced again. The citizens of Mondstadt in the back saw the return of the 'Wind God', and the pressure was relieved. It must be that their own 'Wind God' has solved the mastermind behind the scenes.

Everyone's times are getting higher and higher, but because the pressure is relieved, they start gossiping while fighting. Some people say that the mastermind behind the scenes is the Fools, and the 'Wind God' just went to deal with the Fools. Others say that the mastermind is the Abyss, and just now it was Abyss. Go and deal with the Abyss Mage.

Although the latter guessed it correctly, everyone felt that the Abyss Mage was just too weak, so they started to suspect each other. Then as the gossip spread, the content became more and more outrageous. In the end, no one knew that it was the polish of that master. , after the final version reached the forefront, it turned into a plot comparable to bloody copywriting

It is said that the Ice God fell in love with Lord Fengshen of Mondstadt, and then after being rejected, he grew hatred out of love and wanted to destroy Mondstadt under Fengshen, and then Abyss happened to get involved. It was for this reason that Fengshen appeared on the battlefield. He just went to I went to deal with the Ice God and the Abyss, and now I am back because the Abyss has been defeated and reconciled with the Ice God.

I didn’t even know that the guy from the shock department had also traveled through time and gave this plot a title.

Called: Shocking, the story that the God of Wind and the God of Ice had to tell.

When this gossip reached the forefront, Qin and Ying were almost shocked by the gossip and let go of their swords. Arthur is the protagonist of the story, the "Wind God" as everyone calls it, and all the words finally converge into One word.

"Fuck." 二五五⑤九五三澪檪

Isn't Mondstadt's freedom a bit strange? The speed at which gossip and gossip spread is even far faster than the modern Internet. It has only been so long and it is already so outrageous. I am afraid that in a few days, the news will become a joint invasion by the six countries. City, the 'Wind God' single-handedly repels all the armies.

As for Ying and Paimon, who reacted and knew what happened and Arthur's true identity, they laughed directly without taking into account the occasion. Ying restrained himself a little and tried not to laugh out loud, but Paimon didn't care. Too much, flying directly next to Ying, holding his belly and laughing.

Even Qin, who was always serious, suppressed her blush and forced herself not to laugh.

As for the Fengshen himself, of course he also heard about the rumored plot that took off. As the person who started this gossip, it means that the mastermind behind the scenes is Wendy of the Abyss.

Seeing this plot that has been changed to the extreme by magic, I always feel chills behind my back. After all, Mond might think that Arthur is the 'Wind God', but if this news reaches the ears of the other seven gods, in the end, this The blame will definitely fall on oneself, especially the protagonist of the story, the Ice God. Although the Ice God's character became very cold after that incident, no one wants to become the heroine of the gossip article and still be a loser. Dog character design.

Wendy has already thought about how to use her identity as a bard to compose music after the war, so that this gossip will disappear.

Ice God: Your death omen star shines in the sky!

While everyone was still processing the gossip.

I saw a huge shadow coming from the distance, followed by changes in the weather. The sun that was originally shining in the clear sky was blocked by clouds, and it was accompanied by unbearable strong winds.

The originally fierce battle on the bridge was staggered by the strong wind, no matter which side it was on, and some people collapsed to the ground.

As this figure appeared in front of everyone, the originally high-spirited spirit of the people in the circle suddenly weakened.

Because this figure was the Wind Demon Dragon that had not been seen for several days, but fortunately, the Wind Demon Dragon did not fall directly on the side of Mondstadt City, but fell on the other side of the bridge.

"Barbatos!"

Chapter 39 The Wind Demon Dragon attacks again

The battle that was about to come to an end once again turned into a doubtful war due to the appearance of the Wind Demon Dragon.

"Arthur, fly up quickly and attract the Wind Demon Dragon's attention. I'll try to see if I can lure the Wind Demon Dragon to other battlefields."

Wendy's voice reached Arthur's ears along with a gust of wind, and depending on the situation, both Ying and Qin also heard Wendy's voice.

Although I can't guess what Wendy wants to do, fighting in this situation is a devastating blow to Mond. Now he can only listen to Wendy's advice.

Arthur slowly flew up, and the Wind Demon Dragon's eyes were successfully attracted.

After looking at the Wind Demon Dragon in front of him, it can be seen from the hateful eyes of the Wind Demon Dragon that the current Wind Demon Dragon has been so eroded that it can no longer even distinguish the person in front of him.

With the roar of the Wind Demon Dragon, the Wind Demon Dragon stood up and flew towards Arthur. Everyone behind him was so frightened by the scene in front of them that they lost their expressions. For the Wind Demon Dragon, it was not like the Qiuqiu people who could rely on unity alone. Okay, in the face of absolute combat power, no matter how many people there are, it is just an increase in sacrifice.

What's more, the Wind Demon Dragon can fly, even if there are too many ants to bite the elephant to death, it can't happen to the Wind Demon Dragon.

With the appearance of a wisp of wind, Wendy took action. Arthur felt that his body suddenly became much lighter, and then Wendy's voice came from his ears again.

"Lead the Wind Demon Dragon elsewhere first, and I will use the wind to help you. Don't worry."

Hearing Wendy's words, Arthur flew towards the Wind Demon Dragon fiercely, and then as he approached immediately, he flew past the Wind Demon Dragon on one side and flew towards the direction behind the Wind Demon Dragon.

When the Wind Demon Dragon saw Arthur leaving, he also chased after him.

The Wind Demon Dragon left. In addition, due to the aftermath of the Wind Demon Dragon's appearance, the number of people on the Qiuqiu people's side was greatly reduced. In addition, there were a number of vanguard soldiers who were still harvesting. Finally, the Qiuqiu people could no longer hold on. As a figure fled, countless Qiuqiu people followed the former's footsteps, gave up the attack, and ran towards their original tribe.

"Oh!"

As the Wind Demon Dragon and the Qiuqiu people evacuated, the citizens of Mondstadt let out a shout that could resound through the sky. The Qiuqiu people heard the deafening sound and even accelerated their departure.

In the end, except for the mess at the scene, which proved that a war had occurred here, all signs related to the war disappeared.

Until the Qiuqiu people completely disappeared from Mondstadt's sight, the imaginary number of elite soldiers who completed their missions also returned to their original homes. The Mondstadt side that had won a great victory was here, with no difference in status. , let go of all restraints, sang loudly, everyone smiled, gathered together, and cheered for the victory.

Even though Yura, as a member of the Laurence family, was not favored by Mondstadt, because she had been on the front line of the war, she was finally accepted by everyone in Mondstadt at this moment. Even the members of the knights and adventurers on the front line were also accepted. He lifted up Yura and Amber and threw them into the air to express his joy.

Many members at the back looked at the scene here and also stared at the main fighting forces around them.

"Gentlemen, this battle is a victory for Mondstadt, and it is the fruit of freedom that we have taken with our own hands. Cheer, be happy, and celebrate the heroes who have won and ourselves who participated in this heroic epic."

With the sound of the piano, the Mondstadt side became even more lively, and some people even suggested that a city-wide celebration be held now.

"Qin, the Wind Demon Dragon will leave in a moment. After the battle, the people of Mondstadt will be ignited with a happy atmosphere immediately. Then, after the matters are properly handled, we can solve the problem of the Wind Demon Dragon together."

When the Wind Demon Dragon came, Wendy also used the wind to spread the words to Qin's ears.

That's why Qin chose to let everyone celebrate before the Wind Demon Dragon was solved. When the atmosphere reached a certain level of excitement, Wendy and Lisa walked towards Qin.

Diluc also joined the team here.

"Lisa, from now on, I'll leave Mond's side to you, and we'll take care of the Wind Demon Dragon side."

As Qin's best friend, Lisa certainly knew what happened. After nodding her head and agreeing with Qin's decision, she left the crowd and came to the citizens of Mondstadt to liven up the atmosphere for Qin.

Of course, some people are worried that the 'Wind God' has attracted the Wind Demon Dragon, and there will be no way to solve it.

But most people think that it is just the Wind Demon Dragon, and the 'Wind God' has taken action, so it can be solved casually.

As everyone slowly returned to Mondstadt City, preparing to celebrate the end of the war, Qin was also preparing to support Arthur, who had held back the Wind Demon Dragon.

Wendy finally did something serious and gave a few people a layer of wind protection. Then she felt the position of Arthur and the Wind Demon Dragon from the wind, and then led everyone to follow them.

On Arthur's side, with Wendy's support, he easily prevented the Wind Demon Dragon from catching up with him. As an added bonus, the protagonist's perspective of chasing the Wind Demon Dragon and breaking the Wind Demon Dragon's poisonous blood behind his back turned into a... The wind demon dragon fired wind bombs behind him and chased him.

The mood is really complicated.

Fortunately, because I was pulling ahead, I had the route in my hands, and I came to the Dadaupa Valley in a roundabout way. Affected by the terrain here, the frequency of the Wind Demon Dragon's attacks and the speed of pursuit were greatly increased. Weakened, he shuttled back and forth between the three tribes with his body, and was so angry that the Wind Demon Dragon, which had been slipping away, destroyed the surroundings at all costs.

It's not a gathering place for humans anyway, so Arthur doesn't need to care. Instead, the Wind Demon Dragon destroys the surroundings to make it easier for him.

Qiuqiuren: Listen to me, thank you...

Because Arthur kept leading the Wind Demon Dragon to circle here, Wendy quickly led everyone to follow. However, seeing Arthur easily shuttle through various forests or Qiuqiu people's buildings with his body, aside The Wind Demon Dragon was furious but had nothing to do with Arthur.

For a moment, everyone even suspected that even if he and others could not come to support, Arthur could disgust the Wind Demon Dragon and give up the pursuit. But now, the Wind Demon Dragon seemed to be a little too hasty in pursuit, and even was eroded by the abyss because of his anger. His mind had recovered somewhat, and he could already recognize that the person in front of him was not Barbatos, but because of his anger and his own dignity, he did not give up chasing Arthur, but put Barbatos aside.

Seeing Arthur walking the Wind Demon Dragon as if walking a dog, the corners of several people's mouths twitched.

"By the way, do we still need support? He seems to be having a lot of fun."

I don't know why, but I suddenly no longer want to help. I even felt a little pity for the wind demon dragon who was being brushed around.

Even Wendy wanted to cancel her assistance and let the Wind Demon Dragon vent its anger.

But it’s not that big things are weird.

"Now is the right time to see the poisonous blood behind the Wind Demon Dragon...?"

Just when Wendy was about to say that removing the poisonous blood from the Wind Demon Dragon's back and then letting Ying purify it would restore the Wind Demon Dragon's sanity, she didn't know when the poisonous blood behind the Wind Demon Dragon had disappeared.

"?"

Chapter 40 The dragon disaster ended unexpectedly

The poisonous blood that was originally supposed to be eroding the wind demon behind the wind demon dragon, when Arthur looked again, he found that the original position of the poisonous blood had returned to normal, and there was nothing left.

"Why did the poisonous blood disappear?"