Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

After a while, Qin slowly accepted everything. Unexpectedly, in one morning, she seemed to have released a year's worth of emotions.

"Then, Lord Fengshen..."

"Just call me Arthur. Look at that Fengshen next door. To be honest, just treat him as an ordinary friend. There is no need to be so restrained."

Unexpectedly, Qin suddenly became restrained. It may not only be the change of identity, but also because of everything she did for Mond.

"Well, Arthur, thank you for your help. In this way, without the threat of fools, Mondstadt can concentrate on development. But you should accept those Mora. You have done a lot for Mondstadt." , we can’t accept these molas.”

"Well, Arthur, since this happened because of me, why don't you tell me any difference? Even [-] million won't be enough for me to drink for how long!"

The originally good atmosphere was completely ruined by Wendy.

I always feel that Wendy is even more unruly than before. Could it be that Wendy had already restrained herself before?

"Qin, you can keep it. After all, for me, the molas are enough. So many molas have no other purpose than to hold Zhang Hui. If you really want to give me something, then give me a property And a one-handed sword is enough.”

Qin didn't refuse anymore. After all, Mondstadt really needed some money to invest in post-war construction. As for real estate and weapons, it would be too easy to solve them.

You just need to think about it carefully, not be too perfunctory, and you need to choose carefully.

Chapter 47 The week after the celebration

Now my daily life is to get up, drag Wendy out of the tavern, throw her to the tavern, call Ying and Paimon to eat, wait for Wendy to wake up, let Wendy take her to study, wait until she comes back for dinner in the evening, and then Wendy continues to go to the tavern. , go back and rest by yourself.

It seems that Ying was introduced to the Adventurers Association because she had nothing to do recently. She is taking commissions every day, and she can hear Ying complaining every time she eats.

In the blink of an eye, Arthur has been taking over from Wendy for a week.

[The system update is completed, this time the updated item is: Heart of God.

After the system update, you can use 16000 rough stones to purchase the God’s Heart you already own. Each God’s Heart can only be purchased once. It has the same function as the original version. However, after purchase, the original God’s Heart will be fused with the host and cannot appear on the Teyvat continent. 】

[Heart of God (Wind): One of the seven gods, the possession of Mondstadt Wind God. After system update, when held, it can absorb the faith generated by Mondstadt. By consuming faith, you can draw a limited card pool and all items in the card pool. It is a one-time product and is affected by the region. 】

In general, after the update, there is only one more card pool and the option to purchase the Heart of God. The biggest use is that it can completely eliminate the prying eyes of the fools.

When Arthur continued to find Wendy and planned to study, Que was rejected.

The reason is that Arthur has learned almost enough. He is not a god who is good at too many skills. Since the various skills of manipulating the wind and the archery of the gods have been handed over to Arthur, that is enough.

But Wendy also provided Arthur with a candidate to learn from, that is Liyue's Rock King Emperor. As a god of martial arts, whether it is various martial arts, Liyue's fairy magic, or using the power of elemental creations, the body The oldest of the Seven, Morax is far more capable than anyone else.

Arthur didn't bother anymore. After studying for a week, even if he had a study buff due to his preference, it was time to take a break and relax.

I just returned to the hotel and found two more boxes on the hotel table. One box was the same as the one Diluc used to store Tevarin's tears, and the other was a long wooden box.

There was a note left on the table.

The general meaning is that Qin didn't find Arthur after arriving, so she contacted the store manager to borrow a key to open the door and put the things in the house. The two boxes contained the reward given to Arthur by the Knights of the West Wind.

"I didn't expect Qin to be ready so quickly. I just said it casually, but Qin was too serious."

I don’t care much about real estate. After understanding, although the prices of various ingredients in Mondstadt remain high, it is because the planting is always damaged by various beasts and Qiuqiu people. The market needs to hire adventurers or dedicated people to take care of it. In addition, The price remains high due to wear and tear during transportation, but things like weapons, armor, and houses are not expensive.

First, he opened the long wooden box, and what he saw was a one-handed sword glowing with black light. The blade was bladed on both sides and was well made. The decoration and carvings looked more like a sword that belonged to a nobleman.

[Item name: Clan sword

Effect: When attacking, there is a 10% probability of triggering a critical hit effect, which can be superimposed with the skill effect. When the triggering probability is greater than or equal to 100%, the attack will definitely trigger a critical hit effect.

Item description: The sword of the old nobles who once dominated Mondstadt.The workmanship is excellent, and the decoration and carvings highlight the identity of the wielder. 】

Compared with the previous edgeless sword, it has an additional skill effect, but there are only two possibilities for using the sword yourself. One is that the opponent can catch the edge, then it cannot cause damage, the other is that it cannot catch the edge, which will trigger a sure hit and a critical hit. .

But the quality is definitely much better than the edgeless sword.

Then it was time to open another box. Inside was a title deed and a map. The location of the house was marked on the map. It looked like it was a property outside the city. The map also indicated the route and notes. Inside Fully furnished and decorated.

Mark the location of the map mark on the map that comes with the system.

Think about it, less than a month after arriving in Teyvat, I already own a property of my own. In modern times, it would have taken me a long time to work alone, or even half my life. Go pay off the mortgage.

He put away the clan sword and prepared to go to the house that Qin gave him. He might live there for a while.

After thinking about it, he still called Ying. At this time, Ying had probably just woken up. After all, the commissioning time was mostly in the afternoon or evening, so Arthur planned to take Ying to go with him, and Ying was currently taking risks ( The attribute of worker (person) has appeared. If you really need anything, you can directly entrust your help. Speaking of which, after registering as an adventurer, it seems that I have never been to the Adventurer Association.

"What's the matter, Arthur? What's wrong with calling me?"

Ying seemed to have not woken up yet. She opened the door with sleepy eyes. Her pajamas were already messy. It seemed that Ying hadn't gotten up yet. When she heard the knock on the door, she drowsily buttoned her clothes. Open the door.

Because I had just woken up and my mind was still awake, the buttons of my clothes were buttoned in the wrong place, and a gleam of spring light was exposed from the neckline. One shoulder was also buttoned wrongly, causing the shoulder to slide down, but it did not fall.

"Ying, aren't you up yet? I thought you were up, and I wanted to ask you and Paimon to go with me to the house that Qin gave me."

Hearing the house, I suddenly woke up.

He directly pressed down Arthur's shoulders with both hands. Due to Ying's movement, one side of the clothes slipped directly from his shoulders. Because of the slip of the clothes, a deep ravine appeared directly on the chest that was originally tightly wrapped.

"You're not young anymore!"

Arthur asked himself to calm down, but he didn't know what he meant by thinking about it now.

Ying also gradually woke up and felt that there was something wrong with her current dress. She let go of Arthur, went back to the house and put on the clothes she had been wearing before walking out again, taking Paimon who had just been woken up with her.

"Let's go, tell me what happened on the way."

Then he held Paimon in one hand and held Arthur in the other, and walked out of the tavern.

In the end, Ying remembered that she didn't know the route, so she let go of Arthur's hand and let him lead the way. On the way, she also told Ying about everything that happened after the celebration.

Finally, they arrived at the location on the map, and the silhouette of a building came into view.

Chapter 48 Living with your girlfriend

The first thing that came into view was a three-story building, surrounded by a wall more than two meters high. Entering from the main entrance, it was a villa similar to Chenxi Winery.

Entering from the door, the decoration inside is very simple, there are no precious works of art, only a pair of decorative swords and a one-meter-high round shield hanging on the wall, and nothing else.

Ying and Paimon came in, and together with Arthur, they visited various places.

The third floor is the storage room, which contains some wooden boxes containing common vegetables and fruits. The first floor is the reception room. There is a wooden round table in the hall, which can accommodate about ten people to eat together. The north side of the room On the side is the kitchen, and on the south side are two small rooms. One is relatively simple, with only a bookcase and two sets of chairs. It seems that the previous owner used this place as a study room. There are all kinds of books on the bookcases. From the history of the Seven Kingdoms to Liyue novels, there are many types.

The other room is a small reception room with a square wooden table in the middle and a chair on the left and right. There are two bouquets of flowers on a small table near the window, one of which It was Cecilia flowers, and the other bunch was glass lilies from Liyue. There was a cabinet next to the small table with neat tea sets in it.

The second floor is the bedroom. There are five bedrooms on the entire second floor. The two bedrooms are located on the right side of the stairs. They are all tidy, as if someone has always taken care of them. The other three bedrooms are relatively smaller. These are bedrooms for single occupancy only and should be guest rooms reserved for guests.

Arthur came to the first bedroom on the right side of the stairs and put his belongings in it. He planned to live here in the future.

"Ying, what do you and Paimon say? Do you want to live here together, or continue to live in Mondstadt City? There are so many rooms here, and I have nothing to do living alone..."

After saying this, Arthur reacted. Although he and Ying had been together for a while, it was okay to stay in a hotel before. Although the room was just a step away, after all, it was in a hotel and no one would care too much. But the current situation is an invitation If a person of the opposite sex lives in one's own home, in modern terms, it is inviting others to live together.

After saying this, Arthur felt a little regretful. After all, it was nothing to say, but if he thought about it carefully, it was like inviting Ying to live together. Isn't this a confession in a different direction?

But Ying didn't seem to think so much and agreed directly. Then, amid Paimon's cheers, she came to the bedroom next to her and planned to stay there.

Since Ying didn't care, he didn't need to care too much, but Arthur thought for a moment, did he have a good impression of Ying?To be honest, there is no certainty that it is fake. In other words, everyone has a love for beauty. After fighting together for so long, a deep friendship has been formed, but this good impression is more like calling the paper man’s wife. In that way, maybe love will develop after getting along for a while in the future, but now they are more like friends or comrades-in-arms.

The items in the room were very complete. The only things that needed to be replenished were a variety of meat products and a new set of tableware. Ying went back to pick up the things she had left in the hotel and checked out. The shopping was left to Arthur. On the head.

First, I bought a few new sets of tableware, and replenished some poultry and animal meat. When I was buying things, the store owner saw that the person coming was Arthur and didn't even ask for Arthur's money. Instead, he gave me a lot. Otherwise, If there is a warehouse that comes with the system, there may be too many things blocking the view.

But Arthur still paid the money. The store didn't ask for money, so he put the money directly on the store's counter, then turned around and left, without giving the store a chance to return the money.

After Ying had packed up his things, the two of them returned to the villa outside the city together. Ying went back to the room to put away his things first. Arthur saw that the sun was already above his head, so he took out a few portions of the animal meat and vegetables he had just bought. , I plan to make lunch.

"Speaking of which, I think I got a five-star recipe once. I don't know what the effect is, so I just took this opportunity to make it and see."

Arthur first cooked a pot of rice, then fried two random dishes and put them on the table. Then he returned to the kitchen, intending to try the way he made it during the ruling.

The ingredients are very simple. This recipe does not require fixed ingredients, so I prepared two portions of animal meat and two portions of cabbage. However, this recipe is different from the original cake. You can easily understand how to make that cake. came out, but this time, no matter how much I researched this dish, I couldn’t figure out how to make it.

Since I couldn't understand it, I directly used the effect of culinary proficiency to directly generate this dish called Judgment. I even remembered the system's notification sound after making it.

[Ask the host to select the image of the dish. If not selected, the default state will be used. 】First transfer ②⑤⑤⑤⑨⑤③ Mio Zero

"Well, is this dish so magical? You can also choose the appearance? Then choose the fried pork with honey carrots."

[The selection is successful, the current appearance is: Fried pork with honey carrots. 】

Although the system beeped, a piece of fried pork with honey carrots appeared on the dinner plate. The appearance looked the same as when Amber treated the guests. He just intuitively told himself that this was just the appearance, and then he put it without much thought. This dish, which was listed as a five-star recipe by the system, was served on the table.

But I don't know if it was an illusion, but I always felt that the fried carrots with honey sauce on the dinner plate seemed to make a "hissing" sound, just like the sound of a hot knife cutting butter.

After placing all the dishes on the table, Arthur went to the second floor to ask the two of them to come down to eat.

After reaching the table, the system sound sounded again.

【warn!warn!Please ask the host to stay away from the dining table immediately to avoid danger.If you do not choose to stay away, please do not consume Judgment Time. 】

【Warning again!Please ask the host to stay away from the dining table immediately to avoid danger.If you do not choose to stay away, please do not consume Judgment Time. 】

As if the system rules were triggered, the system's voice sounded like crazy, but when asked why, the system started to pretend to be dead and continued to repeat the warning words.

But to be honest, Arthur didn't understand why the system kept him away from the dining table and emphasized the decision. After all, the system's original prompt was a dish cooked by a younger sister for his sister and friends.I thought it would be that kind of dark cuisine, but since you can set the appearance, it's okay as long as the taste is good. That sister can't want to harm her sister and her friends.

Seeing that Arthur had been ignoring the system, the system stopped warning, but sent a new prompt.

[If you want to dine, please taste the verdict at the end.to avoid serious consequences. 】

The system's words have changed. Arthur plans to listen to the system this time. It seems that the system knows what effect this dish has, but it just didn't say it out. When he tasted it at the end, could it be that it was the dish from the Yaowang restaurant next door? He was too satisfied after eating it. Nothing else?

Without thinking much, he told the two of them to prepare for the meal, and told Ying and Paimon that the middle dish of "fried pork with honey carrots" would be eaten last.

As Arthur announced that dinner was ready, the three of them began to taste the food on the table.

Chapter 49 Deals with ladies

"good to eat!"

Paimon's eyes gleamed as he ate the food.

He is indeed a master of cooking. Although he has made cakes once before, this is the first time he cooks directly. Looking at Ying and Paimon frantically cleaning the food on the plate, he knows that it must taste good.

In less than a moment, all the food on the table was eaten, leaving only the Judgment, which looked like fried pork with honey carrots.

"Okay! Let Paimon taste what this last dish tastes like!"

Then the three of them moved their chopsticks towards the last dish, but judging from the shape and taste, it was no different from ordinary fried pork with honey carrots. But when the three of them put their chopsticks deep into the air, something else happened.

Just listen to three "bang" sounds at the same time. If there are outsiders here, they will find that after the three of them took a bite of Judgment, the three of them fell directly to the ground, their eyes turned white, and they... Foaming at the mouth.

[When it is detected that the host's life is in danger and the judgment of eating is detected, the current faith in the heart of God is consumed and the host is healed. 】

As a burst of golden light flashed from Arthur's body, Arthur regained consciousness. Before the consciousness ended, he only remembered that the three of them were about to put the food into their mouths. How come the next moment, he was lying on the ground?

Then he saw that he was not the only one lying on the ground around him. Paimon and Ying were also lying on the ground with foaming at the mouth and white eyes, and they had already begun to twitch.

Arthur used cleansing and healing twice to get Ying and Paimon out of danger. Unexpectedly, this seemingly normal ruling could actually poison both himself and Ying.

Did the sister who made this dish have a blood feud with her sister and friends? She actually made such a dish. It is worthy of being a five-star recipe. Just one bite can bring someone to the verge of death. If she eats the whole portion, I'm afraid it can't kill the demon directly, so no wonder it reminds me to stay away from the crowd.

"Ah, I seem to see the food I have eaten waving to me from the other side of a river."

"I thought I saw my brother telling me to cross the bridge."

Paimon and Ying woke up, and their consciousness seemed to have a dream after taking the Judgment Time. They dreamed that there was a river, and someone was waving to them on the other side of the river.

"Pfft, what's the Teyvat version of Naihe Bridge? And isn't your brother still alive?"

In the end, based on Arthur's explanation, the two of them realized that they and others almost died after taking a bite of food, and finally made a decision together that they would never make Judgment Time again.

Then Arthur put the rest of the verdict outside the gate of the wall together with the plate, planning to find a place to throw it away when he went out tomorrow, so as not to hurt innocent people.

But when the door opened the next day, Judgment and the plates disappeared. It must have been taken away by wild beasts or Qiuqiu people.

But inside the abyss, that day they were looking for doctors everywhere and summoning a large number of Shuiqiuqiu shamans to save their endangered prince.

The first thing Sora said when he woke up was: "You must not let Ying enter the kitchen."

There seemed to be a misunderstanding, but neither party knew the actual situation on the other side, so things just passed.

Because there was nothing to do, no need to study with Wendy, and nothing major happened, and knowing that there would be no crisis later, Arthur began to slowly become lazy after that.

Every day after getting up with her, she would make breakfast first, and then wait for her to take on tasks from the Adventurers Association, while I would fish at home. In the afternoon, she would buy groceries and go home, and I would make dinner and continue fishing. That's it.

The new Fengshen became a stay-at-home guy.

It's a pity that there are no mobile phones and computers in the world of Teyvat. Otherwise, I could lie in bed until the end of time and have no choice but to pass the time by reading books every day.