Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Hearing their voices, Arthur also waved to them with a smile.Zhongli didn't say much, but the young master who also just entered the house didn't expect to see Arthur, one of the two most famous guests (soft rice) in Liyue and Zhongli.

Unexpectedly, she just wanted to ask Zhongli for help. Unexpectedly, Arthur also came with her. She found Zhongli because of Zhongli's erudition, and another factor was that Zhongli was a guest of the Hall of Rebirth and had no direct relationship with Liyue Qixing. No information will be leaked.

But the person next to Ke Qing is different. There are even rumors that this person is not only a guest, but even the future son-in-law of the Ke family. He also has the same title of honorary knight as the one beside him. If he usually is absolutely I don't mind getting to know Arthur and even sparring with him, but now it might ruin his plan.

After everyone was seated, the young master couldn't say anything to ask Arthur to leave. Seeing that everyone present knew Arthur, if he really let Arthur leave, he would easily make trouble and arouse suspicion.

The young master could only pretend that nothing happened and introduced Zhongli's identity to Ying and Paimon.

"Let me introduce you. This is a Taoist. Mr. Zhongli, the guest of the Hall of Rebirth."

"People on the road?"

"Well, in Liyue, an industry like the Palace of Rebirth will always have to come into contact with some business on the road."

The young master paused and continued: "And we fools have always liked to deal with these... friends who walk in the shadows."

"Walking in the shadows?"

Arthur felt that Paimon had been led astray by the young master. The main business that the Rebirth Hall was responsible for every day was still trivial matters. At most, Hu Tao would take over some matters such as exorcism and searching for dead souls.Paimon was probably not thinking of assassins or killers.

After all, they are sending people to their graves and touching the corpses.

"On the road...in the shadows...sending people to death? Wow! Could it be that this organization is the Rebirth Hall?"

"That's right!"

"Could it be that Emperor Yanwang was given to you by you..."

"Stop, Paimon, your mind has gone astray. You two may not be communicating on the same channel."

I don’t know if Zhongli really didn’t hear what Paimeng suspected, or he was infected by Hutao and started to regain his childlike innocence. I guess if Paimon continues to think about it, he will probably come up with something that has been deposited in the shadow of Liyue for 5000 years. killer organization of the year.

I'm afraid I don't even have the plot figured out now.

And looking at her like this, she seems to have been led astray. If she doesn't interrupt her, she might end up in a strange place after a while.

"Zhongli, you should tell me what Shengshengtang does. I feel like if you don't tell me, these two will think that Shengshengtang is the mastermind behind the assassination of the emperor."

The emperor himself, Zhongli, did not expect that the Palace of Rebirth, where he worked as a guest minister, would be imagined as an organization that assassinated him. Zhongli thought to himself, he should work a little bit more in the future, and don't let others think of the Palace of Rebirth as some strange organization. Wonderful.

"Guys, you may be thinking in the wrong direction. The Purpose Hall is in charge of the funeral organization and aims to send people to death with peace of mind."

"what."

Ying and Paimon showed disappointed expressions, but the young master beside them laughed.

"Don't you think that the Hall of Rebirth is a killer organization? Or do you think that Mr. Zhongli is a killer?"

The young master did not continue to laugh, but continued: "It is true that the friends of the Fools have many killers, but the Hall of Rebirth is not one of them, at least not on the surface."

Although she was a little curious about the young master's last words, she did not continue to interrupt. She planned to wait until the young master left to ask Arthur how the situation was.

"I came to meet you and get to know Zhongli because..."

Before the young master could finish speaking, Zhongli took over.

"Because I have a way for you to see the immortal body of the Rock King."

"!!!"

Zhongli ignored Ying and Paimon's surprise.

"Although Emperor Yan Wang is the ancestor of all immortals, in the final analysis, he can also be regarded as one of the immortals. Throughout Liyue's thousands of years of history, immortals have passed away one after another. This is an irreversible trend."

"Although the Rock King Emperor has many honorary names, such as the God of War, the God of Contract, the God of Commerce, Morax, the Rock King Emperor, etc., immortals are also included among them."

"With the development of the times, the immortals are gradually moving away. But whenever an immortal passes away, there will be a grand commemorative ceremony. This is the tradition of Liyue. But this time, the Seven Stars of Liyue had no time to take care of this tradition. , It really doesn’t look like..."

Feeling the aura of this person who had been alive for who knows how long, he was indeed a little angry. If Zhongli rated Liyue Qixing's behavior this time, he would definitely fail.

"After all, it is a strange case of murdering an emperor."

"Yes, the murderer has not been found yet."

"The strange case of murdering the emperor? The murderer? The Palace of Purity does not care about these things. What the Hall of Purity cares about is that the ceremony of inviting immortals is so grand, but the ceremony of sending immortals is left unattended?"

The more Zhongli talked, the angrier he became. Fortunately, he had faked his death. If he really passed away, if the spirit in the sky knew that Liyue Qixing left his body alone, he would probably be angry on the spot.

If it weren't for the fact that he was partly at fault this time, Zhongli would have thought about ending the trial. He didn't expect that no one would handle it at the beginning. It's been so long. Although it was designed by him, there were no unrelated travelers. All the immortals have returned, but there is still no movement from Liyue Qixing.

Arthur poured a cup of tea for Zhongli, and Zhongli took a sip before slowly calming down.

"Traveler, I heard about you from the young master. Since you have some friendship with the God of Wind...can you consider working with me to prepare a farewell ceremony for the emperor?"

Ying looked at Arthur at this time, and Arthur pretended not to know anything.

"You and Young Master talk too much, I need to sort out my thoughts."

What the young master said before he came, coupled with the conversation here, really made Ying's thoughts a little confused. Why did he feel like he was involved in something again?

"Oh? You talk too much? On the road, the meaning of these words is to silence... It's very interesting. Draw your sword, right here."

Although the young master is joking about it, if the young master agrees, he will never refuse. After all, the mission is for the Queen of Winter Kingdom, and the battle is for himself.

Chapter 82 The contract with the young master

"Just kidding, let's continue."

Seeing that Ying did not respond to his words, the young master did not continue to pester her. After all, the queen's mission took priority.

Then there was a very ordinary conversation. From the two of them, they learned that if they wanted to see the body of Emperor Yan Wang, they would need to complete the ceremony of sending it to immortals before they could have a chance to see it.

Yingya could only agree to participate in the follow-up plans. Although he was not interested in these, he could only participate now.

"If you agree, then follow me. We'll talk about the details on the way."

"Okay, my matchmaking task has been completed. How's it going? You can go if you want, don't worry about me, I want to have a few more drinks...and get familiar with how to use chopsticks."

But the young master's eyes were not on the chopsticks, but glanced at Arthur who was still eating slowly.

"Ying, if you want to leave, it's difficult for me to participate in the ceremony of sending immortals. You and Zhongli should go first."

After all, I still have the identity of Keqing's guest. Even if I want to go there and join in the fun, I am afraid that I will be misunderstood by interested people. I don't care, but there is no need to cause trouble to Keqing just for fun.

After Ying left Liuliting, the young master was eating vegetables and drinking tea, but his eyes were always on Arthur.

"Don't stare at me like that. I have no idea about your plan. Is this enough to eat? Do you want to order two more dishes?"

"Oh? I don't understand what Mr. Arthur is talking about, but it may not be enough."

He turned around and shouted to the waiter outside the door, "Just serve a few more dishes, and then warm up a pot of wine."

The food and wine were served quickly. After they were delivered, the young master dismissed the waiting service staff at the door.He gave Arthur a glass of wine, poured himself a glass, and drank it all in one gulp.

"As expected, I still prefer drinking. I still can't get used to drinking tea."

After all, Paimon didn't look like he was an adult, regardless of his appearance, so the young master didn't ask the waiter to bring him drinks, but only brought some tea to quench his thirst.

After drinking a glass of warm wine, he poured another glass, raised the glass and bumped it against Arthur before continuing to eat with chopsticks.

But the young master is indeed not very flexible in using chopsticks, but he is already much better than most outsiders.

"I have admired Mr. Arthur's name for a long time, and it turns out that being famous is worse than meeting him. Moreover, Mr. Zhongli from the Hall of Purity is also a friend of you, which I really didn't expect."

"No, no, the No. 11 executive officer among the fools has been famous for a long time. I heard that you studied under the abyss swordsman Silk, but I didn't expect to meet him here."

The young master did not expect that his identity would be known to Arthur. Of course, it was not the identity of the executive of the Fools, which could not be resisted, but that he was a student of Silk. Not many people knew this news, not to mention that there was still a lot of people here. Not the winter solstice, but Liyue.

The young master asked tentatively, "Do you know my teacher?"

"do not know."

"?"

Unexpectedly, Arthur directly said that he didn't know him. There can't be someone who knows the existence of his teacher Silk but doesn't know him.

Arthur just assumed that he had heard about it from somewhere, so he didn't ask any questions. He just didn't expect that anyone had heard about the relationship between Silk and himself, and was a little surprised.

After all, Silk is a swordsman from the Abyss. The swordsman does not matter, the main thing is the Abyss. The Abyss is not accepted by the Seven Kingdoms and is almost a public enemy. Even he has always concealed this news, except for a few people. , few people know.

"I want to make a deal with you."

"Oh, what kind of deal do Mr. Arthur and I want to do? As a guest of Liyue Qixing, you should not be short of anything."

"Fools are better at this kind of thing."﹝qianxun﹞554.707⑤⑤⑤

The young master became a little interested when he heard this. He stopped holding the chopsticks in his hand and planned to listen to Arthur explain what made Arthur entrust him instead of contacting Liyue Qixing.

"First of all, it's the reward I'm providing. When you see the body of Emperor Rock King, I won't take action against the Fools, and I won't tell anyone else about your plan."

"Oh, I don't know what you are talking about or what your plan is. I just think Liyue Qixing is doing a bad job and I just want to help."

"There's no need to pretend to be stupid. I'm not Paimon and was fooled by your casual remarks."

Seeing Arthur's undoubted attitude, the young master began to wonder if he had leaked something somewhere, and even wondered if anyone else had noticed.

One hand has even been placed on his waist, ready to take action.

"Don't rush to take action. Liyue Qixing probably hasn't discovered your plan yet. They just suspect that you are trying to destroy the internal peace of Liyue. Those things outside have not been discovered yet. As long as you don't mess around in Beiguo Bank, nothing will happen. .”

"I surrender."

The young master made a gesture of surrender. Now he did not doubt that Arthur was deceiving him, and he was also sure that Liyue had not received the news. It would be better if all the things outside the country were known. If he found out, Liyue would be there soon. Just take action, there is no need to wait until now.

As for using force to deal with Arthur, I have thought about it, but it is unrealistic. Although I have confidence in my own force, facing Mondstadt's famous hero, I don't think I can easily deal with Arthur, as long as I don't finish with one blow. If you fight, your plan will come to nothing.

This is an unequal bet. I am just a martial arts fanatic, not stupid. There is no need to go to this extent.

"Say your request. If you really comply with it, the fools will not mind providing you with the greatest kindness, Mr. Arthur."

"There is no need for goodwill. First of all, it is the original stone. I need 16000 of this."

Arthur handed the young master the rough stone that he had kept and had not let the system put away.

The young master looked at it and saw that it was just a rough stone. This thing had never been of any use. It was basically used for collection. Although the quantity was a bit large, it was not a problem.

After all, it’s not a problem as long as money can solve it.

Seeing that the young master was fine, Arthur stated his second request.

"As for the second and last point, it is also very simple for you. It is a non-taboo. After your plan is over, all imitations of this thing must be destroyed. It doesn't matter if it is genuine, but all imitations must be eliminated."

"Yes, I can agree to whatever you ask for. The contract has been made. Anyone who breaks his promise shall be punished by eating rocks!"

"The contract has been made. Anyone who breaks his promise shall be punished by eating rocks!"

After the oath was established, the atmosphere between the two of them relaxed a lot. Since they no longer had to worry about Arthur leaking information, things became much easier.

Chapter 83 New dependent, Theresa! teri!

"The second rule is very simple. By then our plan will have used up a lot of the [-]-no-taboos. Even if there are not many left, we can just use them all together. In the end, there will only be a pile of residues and raw stones left. It’s easy to solve. After all, it’s just a collection. As long as you have money, there’s nothing that can’t be solved. I’ll send someone to your house when I’m ready, or should I tell you in advance to do the transaction at Beiguo Bank?”

"When we meet again, just be ready and leave it to me."

The atmosphere between the two gradually became harmonious, and they even began to talk about some things, but they both made a tacit understanding and completely avoided the part about the plan.

Just when they were both full of wine and food, they left Liuliting together. As for the bill, of course it was sent to Beiguo Bank.

Thinking of it, Ying should have been arranged by Zhongli like a tool man to prepare various preparation materials. It seems that most of the work is done by the Rebirth Hall itself. The only thing that needs to be prepared is the night stone and balm. Speaking of the night stone...

I don't know why I thought of the pot in Dadaupa Valley again. Ying probably wouldn't think of using that pot to test Yebo Stone again.

Dada Upagu: I feel uncomfortable if you don’t persecute me for a day.

"Arthur A dream!"

"So don't call me by the name of some blue mechanical cat."

Not long after he and the young master left Liuli Pavilion, and he was still preparing to go home, wondering if it was time to persecute Dada Upa Valley again, Ying's voice came from behind him.

Looking at Paimeng and Zhongli beside Ying, it seemed that he was still involved in the team searching for the stone.

But no matter how much you think about it, it is impossible to actually go to Dadaupa Valley. Even if the two of them travel day and night, it will take a week to go back and forth. After all, there is no anchor point for teleportation.

"Don't be so cold, Arthur Ameng, do you have a cauldron there? We need a cauldron to test the night stone."

"We don't have a big pot, but we do have a cooking pot at home, but who would use a cooking pot at home to detect stones!"

The good news is that what you have in your hand is just a sample of Yebo stone, which is some thin slices as light as cicada wings. It can be used in a cooking pot, but physiologically, no normal person would use a cooking pot to boil stones.

Thinking of this, he glared at Zhongli. If others didn't know it, he didn't know it either. Zhongli was afraid that he had already distinguished the pros and cons of several Yebo stones as soon as he saw them. He just didn't want to expose himself, so he didn't choose directly. The reason is that because of his status as the Emperor of Jiuyan King, he has not yet adapted to society's view of money. In Zhongli's opinion, buying them all can solve all problems.

"Forget it, you come with me."