Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Yes, time flies."

The dishes were brought up, and today's dinner ended with the two of them sighing with emotion.

After Keqing left to continue working, Arthur also began to lament how fast time passed in the room. He thought that two months had passed since he first came to Teyvat, and he had also grown from an ordinary person. To the point where it is now.

I think back then, I was still an ordinary person in need of rescue. Now, I have become the new God of Wind, and I can already stand at the top of the crowd with my own strength.

Because Keqing's words woke me up. I have been here for so long, and I couldn't help but start asking myself, what is my goal?

At the beginning, Mondstadt had a fulfilling life. He and Ying worked together to solve the dragon disaster, or went to ruins, or participated in investigations. Then he met many people and achieved achievements that a person could not achieve in his life. But what was his pursuit? Since inheriting the position of the God of Wind, I have begun to lose my pursuit. At first, I was so focused on the system's lottery draws, but now I rarely take the initiative to hoard raw stones to draw cards. Obviously, I can do it easily now with my status.

Do you like reading books?Maybe, but more to pass the time.

Do you like to cook?A little bit interested, but mostly just to enjoy life.

What are your goals?Thinking about it, since I came here, I seem to have been drifting with the crowd. Because I met Ying at the beginning, I came to Mondstadt with Ying, and then started my own life. Because of Ying's goals and the system's tasks, I Just move forward.

But that is not my goal, at least not the goal that I am directly pursuing in my heart.

So what do you want?

Arthur laughed when he thought of this. He had been bound by the rules for too long. Modern rules and regulations, the tasks arranged in the game, and he had been following the rules for too long.

What I pursue is a life without restraint, a life that allows me to indulge myself. This is the life I want.

I did it because I wanted to. Didn’t I come to Liyue just because I couldn’t stand Mondstadt’s unchanging life? Didn’t I come to Liyue just because I knew the disaster was about to happen?

He has the ability to stop it, and the system has never assigned a task to interfere with him. If he had stopped Zhongli's plan, the system would not have an error and would run normally.

I just followed the instinct flowing in my blood, the instinct called war, the instinct bound by law and peace.

I just wanted to fight the real devil, so I didn't organize everything to happen. Other so-called contracts and so-called tasks were just incidental.

After recognizing himself, Arthur felt that his whole person had sublimated. He was no longer bound by rules and left the peaceful world. His nature of fun and fighting slowly emerged, but was suppressed by the common sense. Today is clear. The sigh made me find my original self.

[Congratulations to the host for seeing yourself clearly. Here is a gift from the "tree" to you. 】

"Oh, a gift?"

I opened the system and saw a package that was clearly a gift.

After opening it, the contents inside were revealed.

[Invitation from Honkai Impact.You can choose to leave the world you are in and go to the Collapse World. The invitation is a one-way ticket and cannot be brought with you. It can only be used by Arthur himself. 】

"Oh, the Collapse World? The Collapse World does allow you to experience the joy of fighting more than Teyvat, but unfortunately it's a one-way ticket, and I have no plans to leave now."

Without using this gift from the "tree", I still have things I want to contact in Teyvat. Now is not the time to leave, not to mention that in the collapse of the world, my strength may not be enough. Raise your power to the end of this world and leave.

Because the troubles and mental constraints that plagued him disappeared, Arthur slept particularly soundly today. Even when Keqing left the next morning, Arthur hadn't woken up yet.

Chapter 93 Fainted Gan Yu

Once again, he slept until three o'clock in the morning. This time when Arthur got up, he did not go to find Ying and Zhongli. After all, he had no intention of continuing to be a tool man with Ying. Now that Ying had obtained the incense of eternal life, because of his existence, he Ying, who knew Keqing, must have already boarded the Qunyu Pavilion.

Dadalia was probably ready too. When Ying left the Jade Pavilion, it was the time when he and Zhongli had concluded their contract.

"I'm in a good mood today. Let's go to Shengtang to play with Hu Tao!"

Keqing was probably still working overtime, and Xiangling had to go over there and be caught studying slime cooking, so she might as well go and play with Hutao.

Arthur, who thought this way, left his residence and headed in the direction of the Hall of Purity.

"Hall Master Hu? She's out."

When Arthur came to the Hall of Purity, he did not see Hu Tao. After asking others, he found out that not only Zhongli but also Hu Tao had gone out early this morning.

As for what to do, they didn't know.

"After all, she is Hall Master Hu. She can do anything."

Since no one was seen at the Rebirth Hall, they were probably promoting their Rebirth Hall package at the Adventurers Association or stealing Qiqi from Bubulu.

Since Hu Tao was not seen in the Rebirth Hall, it would probably be very difficult for him to find Hu Tao. After all, no one knew Hu Tao's trajectory.

I left the Hall of Rebirth and walked to the street. I looked at the street where nothing had changed. It was as if the death of the emperor a few days ago had never happened. Everyone's life was still going on normally.

Last night I recognized myself clearly and had great ambitions, but today I was extinguished by ordinary life.

"It's so relaxing!"

This feeling of knowing clearly that something big is about to happen around you, and you can show off your skills, but it hasn't happened yet is really painful, and you can't leave easily, and you can't speed up the flow of time.

He walked endlessly on the road like this until a shaky figure walked towards him.

"sorry."

"Don't worry, Wang Xiaomei."

Arthur actually met Gan Yu on the road. Gan Yu was staggering towards him just now. His dodge perfectly overlapped with Gan Yu's swing direction. In the end, the two of them collided with each other, but their physical fitness was very different. Not ordinary people.

Even though Gan Yu looked like he was about to fall asleep at any moment, he would not fall down on the roadside just because of a collision while walking.

"Um, who is Wang Xiaomei? I'm Gan Yu."

Gan Yu finally woke up a little because she bumped into someone. When she heard Arthur's address, she directly refuted Wang Xiaomei's address and then reported her name.

When he raised his head and looked at the person in front of him, he remembered Arthur's name from his chaotic memory.

"Mr. Arthur, I'm sorry, I'm a little too sleepy."

Because of the emperor's death, Gan Yu, who signed a contract with the emperor at the beginning, has been unable to accept the bad news of the emperor's departure. He can only continue to squeeze himself with work so that he will no longer think of the bad news. However, because Gan Yu's workload is not small, now He also forced himself to work overtime. After a few days, even Gan Yu, who was half human and half immortal, had dark circles under his eyes.

A few days ago, Gan Yu was responsible for leading Ying to Qunyu Pavilion at Ningguang's request. Ningguang's original intention was to let Gan Yu take some time away from work to relax properly, but after notifying Ying, Gan Yu walked away Then he found that Ying behind him had disappeared without knowing when.

I also walked to the market without knowing it.

(Ying: Why did Miss Gan Yu, who just said she was going to guide me, disappear in the blink of an eye?)

"How about you go and take a rest first? I feel like you are about to die suddenly!"

It would be better to say that Gan Yu's current situation would have been unexpected if he had not died suddenly. He had thick dark circles under his eyes, his feet were floating, he was unsteady in walking, and he even briefly lost consciousness. If Gan Yu was not a half-immortal, he would probably be dead now. Without waiting for the ceremony of sending immortals to Emperor Yanwang, we can directly prepare for Gan Yu's funeral.

"Don't rush into the performance of Shengshengtang!"

Seeing Gan Yu start to sway in place again, it seems that he is starting to lose consciousness again. He feels that if no one cares, Gan Yu will faint on the road at some point.

"Forget it, I'll just act as a good Samaritan."

After all, they were on the street. Gan Yu couldn't let go of this situation, so he brought Gan Yu, who was shaking, to the Hall of Purities. After saying hello to the others, he took Gan Yu to the Hall of Purities to rest.

"Miss Gan Yu is so tired."

"Yes, if Mr. Arthur hadn't said that Miss Gan Yu was still alive, I would have thought that Miss Gan Yu died suddenly and went to the Shengsheng Hall to handle the funeral arrangements."

"Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense."

Amidst the discussion of several other people, Arthur brought Gan Yu into the Hall of Purity. In addition to the rooms of Hu Tao and Zhongli, there are also rooms for other employees, but no one will live here. There are also some rooms for guests. guest room.

Take Gan Yu to the guest room, support Gan Yu and slowly put her on the bed.

Watching Gan Yu sleep, he lifted Gan Yu's soft and elastic feet with his hands, then took off the shoes on his feet, slowly moved Gan Yu's legs to put them on and covered them with quilts.

Arthur used the holy light effect brought by the cleansing technique for a long time to bless Gan Yu. Although it did not have a good healing effect on outsiders, it could at least restore Gan Yu to his current state. He looked like he was about to die suddenly at any time.

After everything was dealt with, and seeing the color slowly returning to Gan Yu's face, Arthur sat down next to him and looked at Gan Yu who had fallen asleep.

Although staying up late for a long time brought dark circles under his eyes, it could no longer cover up Gan Yu's outstanding appearance.

Looking at Gan Yu lying on the bed, his long blue hair was spread out casually because he was lying on the bed. Even if he was asleep, there was still one between the two small black and red unicorn horns on both sides of his head. Da Mao remains standing.

Because of the quilt, only her arms and slender black silk legs were exposed to the air. Her hands were covered with white sleeves, and a pair of black gloves were worn on her hands, and then her white jade-like arms were exposed.

Because after going to bed, Arthur took off Gan Yu's shoes, so he could only see a pair of legs wrapped in black stockings. Because he was sleeping so deeply, his feet wrapped in black stockings just leaned against each other quietly. The fence at the end of the bed.

Arthur, who was sitting next to Gan Yu's bed, even seemed to smell the refreshing milky fragrance coming from Gan Yu's body.

He remembered that Keqing mentioned the coconut sheep the day before yesterday, and that Ying also mentioned the coconut sheep when he went to the terminal yesterday. Now that Gan Yu is by his side, the words of the two people also came to mind again in Arthur's mind.

He looked at the mountain peaks that were still tall even though they were covered by quilts.

Suddenly the memories from the past flooded into my mind, and the first thing that appeared was the expression of Shen He drinking Ganyu after opening it.

Because after Gan Yu fell asleep, the mountain peaks formed by the quilt seemed to be magical, attracting Arthur's attention, and it seemed that something about to be judged by Yan Fei would happen in the next moment.

"I am back!"

In the end, it was the sound of Hu Tao's return that woke him up, and prevented him from embarking on the path of crime.

Chapter 94 When the sun comes out, I will bask in the sun; when the moon comes out, I will tie up Qiqi.

"Hey, it's really Miss Gan Yu!"

Knowing that Arthur had brought Gan Yu over, he turned around and entered the guest room without seeing Gan Yu in the living room, and then saw Gan Yu lying on the bed, while Arthur was sitting on the side immersed in a sea of ​​books.

Arthur seemed to be addicted to the sea of ​​books and couldn't extricate himself, but in fact he said in his heart, "What a danger!" If Hu Tao had not had a lively personality and said hello before coming back, he might have been escorted by Hu Tao as a prisoner by now. gone.

It is estimated that the news before the arrival of the devil tomorrow will be: Keqing Keqing intended to molest Miss Gan Yu of Yuehai Pavilion, but was stopped by Hu Tao, the leader of the Rebirth Hall who acted bravely.

If there was a Ministry of Shock, the headline of the news would be: Shocked, a man with the surname of Asia, behind the title of hero, would actually do such a thing!

But no if.

As the master of the Hall of the Past, Hu Tao knew some medical skills. He walked to Gan Yu, took a stool and sat down. After checking Gan Yu's condition and making sure that there was no serious problem, he took Arthur to the living room to chat. .

"There's nothing wrong with Miss Gan Yu. She's just overworked. I just came back and heard that you sent Gan Yu over. I thought you were using Miss Gan Yu to boost my performance."

"Don't make trouble."

Seeing Hu Tao acting like a brother-in-law and wanting to put her arm around her, I was really not used to it. Although the hall master had an airport at such a young age, if he really wanted to put his arms around like this... .

There doesn't seem to be anything inconsistent.

Since Gan Yu had nothing to do, the two of them did not disturb Gan Yu's rest. They closed the door of the guest room and walked out of the living room. Then Hu Tao told everyone not to let others enter the back of the Hall of Rebirth. If Gan Yu wakes up, let him Just pay attention to her rest.

In terms of age, Gan Yu is probably not of the same generation as Hu Tao's ancestors. Although Hu Tao sells various funeral packages at the Rebirth Hall to everyone he meets, he still has respect for this seven-star secretary who has lived for who knows how long.

In fact, the real reason is that in Gan Yu's case, if he really passed away, he would hold a ceremony to send immortals to immortals, and there would be no need to promote himself at all.

After walking out of the Hall of the Past, Hu Tao began to complain to herself about why no one had booked a funeral package for herself. Obviously everyone would die in the end, so why not leave a way out for herself in advance.

As an employee benefit, everyone who joined the Shengsheng Hall was given the top-notch funeral package by Hutao for free. Even Arthur became friends with Hutao because of the relationship between Xiangling and Zhongli, and was also given the top-notch package service. .

According to Hu Tao, as long as you leave one day, no matter where you are, Shengsheng Hall will be responsible for taking you back to your hometown and sending you to your afterlife.

But Hutao never dreamed that his guest was the rock god himself, and that the immortal ceremony had already been prepared before the person died. Arthur's hometown was not in Teyvat, and in Arthur's situation, he was not allowed to die. Tangdu has become a thing of the past, and Arthur still misses his old friend with Zhongli.

Hu Tao has been frustrated, but it has not dampened her confidence.

"Arthur, I'll leave it to you to perform the final performance of the Immortal Presentation Ceremony. Whether the Hall of Rebirth can achieve higher results in the future will all depend on your performance!"

"give it to me!"

Hutao didn't know that because of her words, the people who participated in the immortal ceremony were almost scared to death. For this reason, not only did her performance not increase much, but she also received criticism and education for a period of time.

"Where are you going?"

Looking at the direction getting further and further away from the market, this route is either heading to Yuehai Pavilion, or heading to Bubu Lu, or leaving Liyue Port and heading to Tianheng Mountain.

Hu Tao would definitely not go to Yuehai Pavilion, so Arthur had a guess in his mind, and Hu Tao's words just confirmed Arthur's guess.

"Let's go and catch Qiqi!"

Sure enough, as expected of Hu Tao, his daily life was either working or selling funeral packages and trying to bury Qiqi.

Even when Qiqi turned into a zombie and couldn't remember what happened in her life, and could barely remember anything if she didn't issue a pardon, she could still retain her fear of Hu Tao. It shows what Hu Tao did to Qiqi to make him Qiqi remembers Hu Tao with her body memory.

But Arthur did not stop Hu Tao's behavior. If it were before, Arthur might have left with Hu Tao on an excuse or changed the subject, but Arthur, who had let himself go, would naturally not refuse Hu Tao's request.

"Did you bring the hemp rope? Did you bring the sack? Did you bring the shovel?"

Faced with Arthur's three consecutive qualities, Hutao was confused at first. How could it be that Arthur was more skilled than him, but Hutao proved that he was the professional.

In addition to hemp rope, sacks and shovels, Hutao also prepared bandages, chains, and even took out a strange object. Then Hutao reacted quickly and quickly put it away.

"That's it, nothing more."

Although Hu Tao said this, if Arthur read it correctly, what Hu Tao took out and took away in the end seemed to be a mouth ball?

Hutao had prepared a way to deal with Qiqi's opening and attracted others. Why was it a mouthball?