Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Qun Yu Pavilion is now located in the sky above the port, and the Qianyan Army is already stationed around the port, ready to deal with the upcoming crisis.

Arthur, on the other hand, took advantage of the fact that no one noticed him and flew directly into the air, heading towards the Jade Pavilion in the sky.

When Arthur came over, he saw that Ying and the other immortals had already arrived. Judging from the atmosphere on the field, it seemed that Liyue Qixing and the immortals had temporarily put aside their conflicts.

In order to face the crisis that Liyue was facing, they worked together to fight.

"Hey everyone, long time no see."

Feeling Arthur's aura, Mandrill almost couldn't help but take out He Puyuan and give it to Arthur. In a few days, he felt the aura on Arthur's body became deeper. If it weren't for the essence of the devil's residue, The difference is, I really couldn't help but take action.

"Mandrill, long time no see, do you miss me?"

The immortals from Liyue, Ningguang and others were also present, but only a few people from the Qianyan Army were present.

Seeing the look on Arthur's face when he saw his friend, Mandrill told himself in his heart that this was a friendly force and he couldn't stab him, so he resisted taking a few shots at the face that made him angry.

(After doing this, Mondstadt returns to Liyue!)

Mandrill avoided Arthur's figure approaching him, turned around and came behind Ying.

"Arthur, stop playing around now."

It was Keqing who came forward to end the hawk-catching chicken-catching activity between Arthur and Mandrill.

"Okay, Mandrill is really too shy."

Mandrill mentally said all the dirty words he knew in his life. Facts proved that there was a reason why Arthur could inherit the position of Fengshen and became friends with Hu Tao.

Seeing that Mandrill had already held Pu Yuan tightly, Arthur stopped teasing Mandrill. After all, he didn't want to fight with his own people before fighting the whirlpool demon.

"Fortunately, Arthur, you are here. Now I have more fighting power and more hope of victory."

Although she had already talked to Ying once at that time, when Keqing saw Arthur coming over, she repeated the current situation with Arthur again.

Just as Arthur expected, this time due to his interference, the progress of the Young Master's plan has been greatly advanced. Therefore, the number of newly manufactured final machines is now very small. Only one has been built. In addition, after receiving the news from Osel's appearance, Affected, most members of the Qianyan Army were unable to move.

Liyue Fang's combat power has dropped a lot than expected, and this is not the worst. The worst thing is that it is not only Osel who appears.

"What does it mean?"

After all, Arthur expected that the number of terminal machines would be sparse, and it would be very fast to even have one. But what happened if there was more than just Osel? What did the young master do without his knowledge?

"In addition to the demon god of the whirlpool who appeared, the immortals also discovered other existences."

Then Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun took over Keqing's words and said, "Let me explain."

"After the Demon God of the Whirlpool was sealed, its only remaining retinue was its wife, its last follower, Bashi. Originally, Bashi had been hiding in the deep sea since the Demon God War. Unexpectedly, Bashi has been hiding in the deep sea. The Bashi in the middle actually sensed Ossel breaking out of the seal so quickly. Now Osayr did not attack immediately. In addition to being afraid of the remaining power of the Rock King, he was also waiting for the arrival of Bashi, who is known as the 'remaining power of the whirlpool'."

Now there are two demon gods, which can be said to have raised the original hell level difficulty again, and even made everyone think of giving up.

"besides..."

"Wait a minute? Isn't this over yet?"

I thought this was over, but I didn't expect that just after Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun finished speaking, Ningguang beside him asked a new question.

"Although I don't want to believe it, the Fools' operation not only lifted the seal of the Whirlpool Demon God, but also detected vibrations on the ground at the foot of Hulao Mountain. It is suspected that other existences were also affected, but fortunately they did not appear at the same time."

"It is indeed a blessing among misfortunes. Those sealed there should be the former emperor's companions. Now they may have been affected and part of the seal has been unlocked, but it should not be unsealed for the time being, otherwise we will have to face it at the same time. Three demons."

Oh ho, Brother Tuozi is about to unblock him. Young master is playing a big game. Speaking of the current situation, is Zhongli's mentality so stable?

Zhongli, who is located in Liyue Port, is indeed a stable group now and is still in the mood to drink tea.

"If Liyue can handle this test with the help of Fengshen, I can rest assured, but Ruotuo? It should take some time."

Zhongli looked far away, as if he wanted to take a look at the comrade who was sealed under the Fulong tree. However, the worn-out Ruotuo Dragon King was no longer the friend who fought alongside him.

But what is the difference between right and wrong? When Liyue took shape and needed to develop, from the time when the ores in Liyue were mined and the earth veins were attacked, Dragon King Ruotuo was already on the opposite side of the people of Liyue. , wear and tear only exacerbates the process.

And when Arthur heard this tragic situation that was comparable to the level of doomsday, he suddenly knew why everyone looked listless when he came. In this situation, the two demons were about to meet, and Liyue lost the Emperor Yan again. Blessing is a war that can be called a catastrophe.

And there is Brother Tuozi in the rear who is about to break the seal. The fools are also watching him eagerly. There is really a wolf in front and a tiger in the back. There is also a circle of poisonous snakes wrapped around him, ready to go.

"How sure are you of winning?"

Although under this situation, it was good that everyone did not give up on Liyue, but they still wanted to hear their opinions on this war.

"Five or five."

"?"

"There is a [-]% chance that Liyue will be destroyed, and the other [-]% chance that it will be ruled by other demon gods, and Liyue will change its owner."

I didn't expect that Ningguang would tell cold jokes, but the current facts are like this. There is no hope of victory at all. If there is only one demon god, even if the preparations are not sufficient now, Ningguang thinks that he can win after dealing with it. Two demon gods can also win. You can find a way to defeat them one by one, but you may suffer heavy losses.

But knowing that there was a third person, Ningguang was ready to die for Liyue.

"Oh, what a headache!"

"No more pretending, I've shown my cards, let's celebrate! People of Liyue, I am the god of Mondstadt, the god of wind among the seven gods. I will temporarily protect (suddenly) bless (you) Liyue who has lost the rock god. "

"Yes, I even forgot that you are the God of Wind!"

Arthur, who was just about to show off, was suddenly knocked back to his original form.

Ying looked at Arthur's unkind eyes, and was indeed a little embarrassed, but she had almost forgotten that Arthur and the God of Wind had an identity. It was just that the two Gods of Wind before and after did not do anything serious, so she forgot about it.

Chapter 98 Zhongli, I’ll trick you into a trap!

"Is Mondstadt's wind god Barbatos?"

Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun took a look at Arthur. As one of the "three-eyed five-manifestation immortals" who followed the emperor to fight thousands of years ago, Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun also knew that Feng Shen was the oldest one besides the Rock King Emperor. A demon.

"Now Fengshen is not the guy who sells songs."

Although they don’t know what Paimeng refers to as “the singer”, everyone understands that Fengshen has also iterated.

Coupled with the death of the Lord God, all the seven former gods have left.

(Wendy, Zhongli: Huh?)

"It seems that the news from Mondstadt was indeed true. Then Liyue will be entrusted to you, Lord Fengshen."

"It doesn't have to be so formal, just call me Arthur. Even if I take over the position of Wind God, I was just an ordinary person not long ago."

Although no one present except Ying and Paimon believed Arthur's words that he was an ordinary person not long ago, but with the help of a god, the original situation of death without rebirth was solved. A turning point has come.

Everyone felt a little more relaxed because of this. After all, no one can really face death without fear, not to mention that in addition to the immortals, there are also new generations like Ningguang and Keqing who have not experienced the demon war.

Facing the pressure of the devil is difficult enough, let alone accepting the arrival of death calmly.

Just when Ke Qing looked at this person who had always been her guest, she couldn't understand how she would face Arthur in the future.

Seeing Ke Qing's expression changing back and forth, Arthur walked to her side, and before Ke Qing could react, he put his hand on Ke Qing's head.

"Don't think too much, I am who I am. Don't you think you are no longer Liyue Qixing that day? Are you not yourself anymore?"

Because of Arthur's existence, the immortals and Ningguang also discussed how to deal with the demon's attack.

"I originally wanted to use the new terminal to attack, but now it seems that as long as it can have a containment effect, it will be enough."

"The Final Machine is my work. Although it has been modified by you, I still need my power to exert its original power. Although there is only one machine, it can still be used to contain Ba Shu for a period of time. of."

"Then I and the immortals will be responsible for containing Ba Si."

Ying and the immortals planned to contain Bashi and prevent him from attacking Liyue with Auxerre. The task of solving Auxerre fell to Arthur's side.

"rise!"

Following Ningguang's movements, the Jade Pavilion rose at an extremely fast speed and came to Ocell at the same time.

Before Bashi arrived, everyone planned to take action first to deal with the main force, the Demon God of the Whirlpool.

Seeing Ocell's true form, Arthur was happy. He finally saw a creature without arms. The demon god of whirlpools, Ocell, was made of water. He was more like a dragon than a snake and had a similar mythology. The legendary beard, but that’s beside the point.

The point is, it has no hands!

Thinking of the clan sword that he had thrown into the warehouse and had not appeared for almost a month, he finally had the chance to appear again.

He took the sword in his hand, felt the weight of the clan sword, and then turned towards Osel, facing him with a sword. Different from the one with the Abyss Mage, this time Osel did trigger his 100% chance of being caught with nothing because he had no hands. The passive effect of the sword.

A wound directly cut off half of Osel's head. Before the head could hit the ground, there was another sword blow, and Osel lost another head.

Although everyone knew that Arthur, as the god of wind, would not be very weak, they did not expect to chop off Ocell's two heads with two random strikes.

The head fell above the water, and the head turned into running water, impacting the port of Liyue Port.

But when everyone was immersed in the joy of Arthur cutting off two heads of Osel in two blows, new heads were regenerated from the two severed heads.

Demon gods will not die completely. Every demon god that dissipates will leave residues in the world that cannot be completely eliminated. Among the demon gods, there are still a group of beings at the apex. They have no concept of death themselves. We can only deal with them by wearing them out. and seal.

The situation of Brother Tuozi in Liyue is similar to that of Osel. As a demon god formed by the precipitation of elements, his life is close to infinity and there is almost no concept of death. Even Zhongli, who was the Emperor of the Rock King, could only These demonic seals.

With just a few heads, Osel can recover directly as long as they are still at sea. It is precisely because of this disgusting recovery ability that even after he has transformed into Zhongli, Zhongli is still disgusted with seafood after so many years. It is probably the same as when he and Osel I was disgusted during the fight.

But Arthur still saw that his attack had caused damage. Although Osel recovered his body, subtle changes could be seen in the speed of his body swing during recovery.

It's a pity that there is no health bar, otherwise we can know how much damage was done to Osel, but from this point of view, it is difficult to cause fatal damage with just a sword.

and...

I saw that the clan sword looked like it had been through a great battle. Although the originally brand-new blade was not broken, it had obvious signs of wear and tear. Presumably if we continue to attack, the clan sword would become the edgeless sword it had been before. ’s footsteps.

At this time, the Fools also appeared where everyone was. Because there was only one Final Machine, the combined efforts of all the immortals were still full of fairy power when Arthur attacked. The appearance of the Fools did not interfere with the charging of the Final Machine. Yes, but every time they attack, the immortals have to recharge. As the most effective weapon on the field, the immortals focus on the ultimate machine.

"Damn you fools."

Although the immortals wanted to take action, in order to continue attacking Osel, they could only concentrate on charging. The only people on the field who could fight were Ying and Keqing. Ningguang was also restrained by the Yun Pavilion and could be hit if he was not careful. , leading to the annihilation of the entire army.

"Come out, teri!"

This month, Arthur also saved fifty bullets for the opportunity to summon his followers by sending bills to Keqing. Ying and Keqing had to deal with the large crowd of fools and ensure that they did not interfere with the movements of the immortal and Ningguang. Obviously it's not easy, so I just summoned them to help them, and they will be needed soon as cannonballs.

At the same time, other imaginary numbered soldiers were also summoned.

"Use encouragement to everyone, use confusion to fools."

[It is detected that the current camp is in Liyue, it is detected that the core (rock) is held, and the inspiration is automatically triggered. It is detected that the appearance of the members of the Fools and the Demon God is related to Zhongli, who belongs to Liyue, and cannot use bewitchment. 】

"Zhongli, I'll trap you like a monkey!"

Chapter 99 Freeze!

Unexpectedly, he would receive Zhongli's backstab now. Bewitching could not be used. The demon cannonball he dreamed of no longer existed. However, the strengthening effect of encouragement could be triggered normally. Ying and Keqing received the effect of encouragement. At the same time, the immortals He also gave his blessing to the two of them. With the appearance of the teri army, the Fools suddenly fell into a disadvantage.

The only thing that is a pity is that the blessings of the immortals have no effect on Arthur and his summons. Otherwise, the teri army can end the battle by itself without the presence of Ying and Keqing.

"teri!"

Each of the teri army took out their own weapons, including various guns and ammunition, and some teri people worked together to get a cannon from nowhere.

The fools came over eagerly, wanting to give Liyue a critical blow. They were about to succeed, but unexpectedly countless villains suddenly appeared, and they were still holding weapons.

The advance officers of the Fools, who were at the front, wanted to laugh at Liyue, but they actually sent a villain like this who couldn't even touch his thigh to stop him.

But as the teri approached, they began to regret that they had underestimated these two-headed little guys.

A group of teris at the front were wearing a pair of inappropriate sunglasses and each had a baseball bat. The stupid people wanted to squat down and mock them.

"Where did the little dwarf come from..."

Before the last word was spoken, the baseball bat came into close contact with his face. At the same time, his body was hit by the baseball bat in Teri's hand like a baseball and flew directly from the platform.

"Be careful, don't underestimate these short guys..."

A round cannonball organized what he wanted to say.

"Who are you calling dwarf? kora!"

"Call me teri!"

Because Arthur is not around, the teris no longer pretend. Do you think they can't talk?No, no, no, how is that possible? They just keep saying "teri!" and maintain their "idol" baggage.

But when someone calls me a dwarf, what is the baggage of being an idol?Don't worry if your head blows off.

Ying had a dark look on his face, but he didn't expect that the harmless expression and the cute voice of "teri! teri!" were all fake. This group of teri seemed to be the gang leaders. They were harmless there. It was simply More of a villain than a crowd of fools.

Because of the appearance of teri, Ying and Keqing suddenly had no target to attack, and even teri came to preach.

"Join our teri church. If you don't like anyone in the future, we will help you solve it."

Ying and Keqing quickly rejected the teri's propaganda for joining the religion, and instead joined the forces that crippled the Fools.