Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"To be honest, Ying had good intentions at the beginning. If it had been anyone else, he would have solved all these people long ago. Even if he didn't solve them, he wouldn't have arranged a land for them to live in."

"It's fine now. She hides in the Pure Land every day and doesn't care, leaving us outsiders to worry about."

In Yae Shenzi's view, it is very simple to deal with the resistance. All it takes is the shadow to come forward and show what the power of a god is.

When the time comes, the Inazuma people who believe in the God of Thunder will naturally be defeated, and those fanatical believers of Orobas will also feel the disparity in power.

But thinking of that friend who had been autistic and couldn't even see him, Yae Shenzi felt that his tail was dull.

Even my favorite fried tofu cannot be eaten as a meal.

In fact, Yae Kamiko didn't care about Inazuma's situation at all, not to mention that the resistance army couldn't defeat the little guy from the Kujo family.

Just by taking action themselves, the rebels would have no chance to resist.

The resistance exists today entirely because Kage is still autistic, and the general doesn't care at all, plus the other two pursue concealing information.

"Lord Fengshen, I have a request."

"Say."

"Can you go to Yixin Pure Land and help me wake up my thunder god?"

Suddenly, the picture flashed in Arthur's mind. The wind god led the travelers and said to the wind demon dragon, go and slap them both.

Then when they arrived at Yanshen, he also took the travelers with him and said to Brother Tuozi, "Go and slap them both."

When they arrived at Inazuma, Yae Kamiko, who was indeed a dependent, pointed at Raikage, who was a god, and said to the travelers beside him, Go and slap them both.

The sense of sight is too strong.

There is an internal taste.

The anger that I originally had was gone, and now I just felt helpless.

Others are like their masters fighting their dependents, but when it comes to rice wives, they become dependents fighting their masters.

This master wants to thank us even after being beaten.

"You rice wives are really interesting, you have a lot of fun, I agree!"

"By the way, I'll give this guard to you. When the time comes, let me go in and watch the show."

After saying that, he took out a red guard and handed it to Arthur.

This was given to me by the wise and beautiful Lord Yae Kamiko!

Arthur simply accepted it and hung it on his head.

Yae Shenzi looked at Arthur with the guardian hanging on his head with doubts on his face.

"Um, this guard is hanging on the body or around the waist. What is this for you?"

"This was given to me by the wise and beautiful Yae Shenzi!"

"No, although I am not the god of Inazuma, can you please pay more attention to your image?"

"This was given to me by the wise and beautiful Yae Shenzi!"

"Can we be human beings?"

The fox never dreamed that someone could take him out of the car first.

Seeing that Arthur was about to leave without his guard, the pink-furred fox couldn't control himself at all.

"Wait a minute, can you take the guard off your head?"

"No, how can we let others know otherwise? This is..."

"do not talk!"

Finally, after signing a series of treaties that were humiliating and humiliating the country, Arthur took off the guard on his head and put it in his arms.

The treaty includes but is not limited to looking at the fox's tail, the most important thing is the Heart of God (Inazuma version) get!

After playing with the king chess piece, which symbolized the heart of the God of Thunder, for a while, he returned it to the son of God after hearing the system prompt.

The Son of God doesn't care about the Heart of God. After all, the God of Thunder himself doesn't want it anymore. He doesn't feel bad if he keeps it here or gives it away.

Yae Shenzi felt even more sorry for this tail that was about to lose its hair.

[System prompt: The host has obtained the Heart of God (Thunder), whether to spend 16000 raw stones to generate a replacement. 】

"No, there are no more rough stones."

[Okay, remember to make money.Oh, by the way, it was detected that the host had come into contact with the Heart of God and the God of Thunder, and the Rice Wife Map and Rice Wife plot missions were started. 】

[The map has been opened. The map of Yuanxia Palace is not open for the time being. It will be opened after obtaining the required tokens. Mission: Complete the commission of Yae Shenzi and give her master a few blows.Reward: Random skill*1.】

I opened the map and found that it was finally no longer dark on Inazuma's side.

However, is the system becoming more and more open to itself?

Why do I always feel that the system was rigid in the beginning, but since the emergence of the Imaginary Number Tree, the system seems to be becoming more and more emotional?

Chapter 127 Arthur: I am a cook!

In the end, Arthur was more like being kicked out of Narukami Taisha by Yae Shenzi.

Originally, Arthur wanted to stop by for lunch and then have afternoon tea to enjoy Yaegamiko's tail.

"But this wave of blood profit."

Looking at the rewards of his trip, the first thing he received was a royal guard gifted by the wise and beautiful Lord Yae Kamiko.

Then he stroked the fox's tail fiercely.

Regarding the commission from Yae Shenzi, he was not in a hurry.

Whether it's Shinkai or Kamisato Ayaka, although their goals are different, the results are the same. It's better to just take a ride.

I haven’t seen you for a few days. I wonder if everyone in Liyue misses me?

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Liyue, Arthur's family.Time Arthur left that night.

The first person to find the note left by Arthur was Keqing who came over to finish the meal.

Although breakfast and lunch are sometimes missed.

But as for dinner, Keqing has eaten at Arthur's house almost every day since Arthur's arrival. She even got the key to Arthur's house, which saved her from knocking on the door.

After Keqing knocked on the door for a while, there was no response from inside, so Keqing took out the key and opened the door.

I thought it was because Arthur didn't hear the sound while he was cooking or because he overslept, but after looking around, he didn't see Arthur.

Instead, I saw a letter on the bedside of Arthur's bedroom.

After opening it, I found that it was a letter from Arthur to himself and others.

[To friends in Liyue:

I went to play with my wife, hey! 】

Look at the smell of crumbs between the lines in this letter.

Keqing couldn't hold it back and the letter was torn in half.

Then I discovered that there was a second letter, and I resisted the anger in my heart.

Keqing also opened the second letter.

[I guess you couldn't hold it back, Keqing, so you tore open the first letter. I've told you to do things calmly. Although you are in a hurry, don't be anxious yet.

Don't worry about me, I'm just going to complete a friend's request, and I'll come back to play with you when the time comes.

By the way, Keqing, help me tell the others by the way. Things are a bit urgent, so I won’t write to everyone. 】

Keqing sighed after reading the letter.

It was a hard-earned habit, but Arthur left quietly.

To be honest, I feel a little uncomfortable.

Although Inazuma's side is still locked up, Keqing is not worried about any danger to Arthur.

The originally beautiful mood was suddenly covered with dust because of Arthur's departure.

But for Arthur's second letter's request, Keqing still chose to help Arthur convey it on his behalf.

After folding the two letters, he kicked them into his arms.

Keqing, who was not in the mood to eat, left Arthur's house directly, planning to talk to Ningguang first.

It was already the afternoon of the next day when the news of Arthur's departure reached Ying.

"Hey, has Arthur gone to the rice wife?"

"Well, that's what the letter said when I went to his house last night."

"Well, by the way, is there a boat to Inazuma right now? I want to go and have a look too."

"Dao Wife is currently under lockdown. It is estimated that no passenger ships can go there. You can ask Ning Guang. She should have a way to send you there."

Arriving at Qunyu Pavilion, because of Ningguang's order, Yingzai Liyue could be said to have unimpeded access and was taken directly to Qunyu Pavilion.

"Ying, why do you have time to come over and see me? What's the matter?"

Arthur's departure did not affect Ningguang, and Ningguang's life remained the same.

It was because Keqing came to him in a panic yesterday, which made Ningguang feel a little funny.

It’s not like he’s not coming back, he’s such a big man, and he found himself in a panic because his friend was missing. Those who didn’t know it thought his husband had run away.

"Ningguang, is there a way to get to Dao's Wife?"

"Ina Wife, ah, are you going to find Arthur?"

"Well, and I haven't been in Liyue for a short time. It's time to start a new journey."

"Let me think about it, now Inazuma Suoguo can only sneak across. You can wait a moment. After Beidou comes back, I will find someone to contact you and ask her to take you there."

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Time returns to Arthur's side.

Arthur originally planned to walk to Inazuma Castle while eating eggshells, but not long after leaving Narukami Taisha Shrine, he encountered a group of shogunate soldiers.

"Stop, who are you?"

The shogunate soldiers who were still resting on the ground stood up when they saw someone approaching, and the leader asked Arthur questions.

But when he saw that he was not wearing any weapons and did not have the Eyes of God, he was relieved.

"I'm just a cook. I originally wanted to find some inspiration, but after I left the house, I found that I was lost."

What does it mean to come as soon as you open your mouth?

Arthur's mouth didn't tell the truth, but the shogunate army didn't doubt it. After all, he didn't have weapons, he didn't have the Eye of God, and he didn't bring many things.

At this time, only writers and chefs looking for inspiration will go out.

"Okay, stop wandering around. It's too chaotic outside now. Just come with us. We will take you back to Inazuma City after we finish our patrol."

After saying that, he sat down in his original position.

Arthur didn't expect that these people were quite friendly. He thought they would take the opportunity to make money like the people on the outlying island.

Although there are some indifferent people in the shogunate, these grassroots people still stick to their true intentions.

"My lords, did you find anything during today's patrol?"

"Don't call me Guanye. We are different from those guys who think about making money every day. Just call me captain, or depending on your age, you can call me brother."

"It's not the group of rebels who have caused chaos around Inazuma Castle. Originally, we were supposed to follow Lord Kujo to the front line, but now we have to patrol nearby because we are worried that someone will harm the residents of Inazuma Castle."

"By the way, don't go out wandering around if you have nothing to do in the future. Even if you are wandering around, remember to go to the Adventurers Association to hire a few adventurers as guards."

"Some time ago, there was also a group of chefs, it seemed they were called the Almighty Food Group?"

"They were unlucky and met the Kairan Ghost. If it hadn't been for good luck that Ms. Kuki Shinobi happened to be looking for some materials to maintain the dolls, they would have all become souls killed by the sword."