Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

In fact, most of the normal shogunate army lived in the military camp, and only a few lived outside. But Kujo Sora didn't care about this. As long as you can make achievements in your own team, let alone living at home, as long as you can make meritorious deeds , you can just sleep at home every day.

"Oh, I live in Shenli's house now."

"The Kamisato family? Are you still a guest or guest of the Kamisato family? Forget it, the general never said that part-time jobs are not allowed, so I'll note it down."

Finally coming to a tent, Kujo Sora stopped.

"Okay, we're here. Go change your clothes. Just ask me if you need anything."

Then Kujo Sora left Arthur here and left alone.

Looking at the clothes that Kujo Sora had prepared in advance, he tried them on and they seemed to fit him quite well. Kujo Sora probably wouldn't investigate his own body data, as it was probably the pink-furred fox's fault again.

Yae Kamiko, who was reading the novel sent by Toma, suddenly sneezed.

Who has missed me who is both wise and beautiful!

This set of clothes is not ugly. Although the style is that of the Shogunate Army, anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is not a mass-produced product, but more like a custom-made one.

After throwing the original clothes into the system warehouse, I put on the clothes prepared by Kujo Sora. There happened to be a mirror in front of me. After looking at it, I couldn't tell you that the workmanship was really good!

But Arthur didn't pay too much attention to the style of his clothes. After putting them on, he walked out of the house and came to the training ground next to him. Many people were exercising spontaneously, but the number of people was much smaller than he thought. There were probably only a few dozen people. , maybe some people are still patrolling, but it is estimated that there are only more than a hundred people.

It is estimated that this is an elite unit directly affiliated with Kujo Sanra, because everyone's energy and spirit are unique in their own way.

Fortunately, everyone was training and didn't focus on Arthur. When they saw him coming in, they just looked at it and then moved their eyes to the wooden man in front of them again.

No one cares about me?That slipped away.

No one arranged work for him, and Kujo Sora also allowed him to do whatever he wanted, so what were he still doing here? He slipped away and went back to rest.

Perhaps this outfit does have a certain deterrent effect. Anyway, along the way, I have seen many treasure stealing groups and ronin groups, but after seeing my outfit, they all turned around and left, without any thought of going up.

Thanks to this, they escaped a disaster, otherwise Arthur would have started doing business as soon as he joined the job.

Back at Kamisato's house, Kamisato Ayaka was still dealing with the work at hand. As soon as she came out to take a breath and take a rest, she saw Arthur walking in dressed as a shogunate army. He thought that the shogunate army had discovered him. I came here to arrest someone for what I did.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Arthur.

"Arthur, are you joining the shogunate army?"

"Yes, I saw Kujo Sora today and was dragged in, so we can be considered colleagues now?"

I don’t know if it’s her colleague Kamisato Ayaka, but she feels like her head is quite big now.

Chapter 136 Shiwo Paimeng Fist!

Fortunately, it was confirmed that Arthur had joined the Tianling Order, became a guard of Kujo Sanra, and became a member of the Shogunate Army. However, it did not involve the work of the Eye Hunting Order. It was more like an ordinary person finding an ordinary job. It's just that I want to stop the Eye Hunting Order, which makes me a little stressed.

As a result, for several days, Kamisato Ayaka was completely relieved about Arthur joining the shogunate army.

But I felt a little sad for Kujo Sora inexplicably.

Kamisato Ayaka is now very much like finding Kujo Sora and asking her, what do you think of the subordinate you found who touches fish so naturally and so thoroughly?

Thinking about Arthur's actions in the past few days, Kamisato Ayaka felt that her initial worries were completely unnecessary. How could such a passive and sabotaging guy report him? It was Arthur's behavior that became more and more familiar to him.

After breakfast every morning, he changes clothes and clocks in to work, and then comes back before noon. He does nothing when he comes back. He is either eating his special snacks or lying down. Sometimes he will come over when he is practicing his sword. Take a look and give a few words of guidance.

Sometimes I cook two dishes to improve the food.

I have to say that although Arthur fished very hard every day and Ayaka Kamisato looked helpless, the food he cooked was really delicious!

Wait a minute, could it be that Arthur used this skill to capture Kujo Sora's stomach, and then gave him a false position!

hiss!It's scary to think about it. As the saying goes, if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first capture her stomach. I'm afraid Kujo Sanra can't live without Arthur. He is worthy of being a man who can stand up to Mondstadt's four winds. .

Arthur doesn't know the little Kujou in Ayaka Kamisato's heart, and Kujo Sora has never eaten the food cooked by Arthur. Even since that day, Arthur has never seen Kujo Sora, but Ayaka Kamisato is more like him. Was the one who got caught in the stomach.

Thomas watched Arthur finish lunch and sit in the pavilion to rest. He always felt like he was alone, but unlike Kamisato Ayaka, he quickly thought of who he looked like.

It's just that two people, one sleeps every day and the other fishes every day, but they still have something in common, that is, they don't do anything serious!

I thought about meeting another honorary knight today.

Why is there such a big difference in personality between the two people?

One person gets a salary of 60 and fishes every day, and the other gets a reward of thousands for an adventurer's break, working like crazy, even working a day for ten useless rough stones and [-] molas. What is this? Spiritual.

(This is the spirit of taking advantage of others!)

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"Ying, I'm begging you, please stop digging! Didn't you see that the old man's face turned dark! I told you, stop digging!"

Paimon grabbed Ying and tried to pull her away, but with Paimon's small body, let alone dragging Ying away, Ying didn't even feel much as her body strengthened.

She took the walnut and gave it to her as a small shovel to give to Arthur as a gift. After completing the task of the Adventurers Association, she found a corner of a treasure chest in the ground and started digging it up.

"Ying, aren't we here to find Arthur? And it seems that Hutao brought your shovel to Arthur. Don't use it casually!"

"Don't drag me, it's coming out soon! Ah...it's coming out! I'm ready!"

Finally, the treasure chest was dug out. Ying was so happy that she opened the treasure chest and found the same thing, but this excitement was the whole point of opening the treasure chest.

Ignoring the old man whose face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, he took away the contents of the box and threw the box back into the pit. Ying turned around and patted the dust on his body from digging treasures and left.

Ying originally arrived the next night and easily entered Inazuma with the help of Toma, but after discovering a new map, she immediately started treasure hunting mode.

New material, pick it up!

New ingredients, pick them up!

New treasure chest, pick it up!

I pick up, pick up, pick up everything. I pick up wherever I go. There is nothing I can’t pick up. As for Arthur, I’m not familiar with it. Why is it important that I pick up things and open boxes?

It is still the time for Brother Kong to cry. Why has my sister not looked for me since she posted a missing person notice in Mondstadt? Love will disappear, right?

"Towards the stars..."

"jump over!"

"Welcome to..."

"jump over!"

"Eat my Paimeng Fist!"

"Hey, Paimon, what are you doing!"

"What are you doing? You skipped it. Are you here playing games?"

But Catherine was not angry, and handed the reward to Ying with a smile. Mond and Liyue had fallen, the adventurers had all been led astray by Ying, and now Dao's wife could not escape Ying's clutches.

Fortunately, due to the dual influence of the Lockdown Order and the Eye Hunting Order, not many people come to the Adventurers Association now, and the pollution of Ying has not spread yet, but it is only a matter of time.

Taking the reward for completing today's commission, Ying took Paimon to a small restaurant, ordered something casually and ended today's commission.

Every time she misses Arthur only when she is eating, not because she has time to miss people when she is free, but because when she is eating, she thinks of Arthur's cooking skills, which are fast and delicious. You don’t have to spend any money, who doesn’t love this?

It's not that Ying hasn't inquired about Arthur, but after Arthur came to Inazuma, he didn't do anything earth-shattering, so no one knew him. Even the patrolling shogunate army had no impression. For people who have never met each other before, let alone remember their names, if it weren't for looking at their clothes, I wouldn't have remembered that there was such a person.

"Ah! I finally got here, but Arthur didn't see it. I can't make much money, and the enemies here are hard to fight, and they are extremely poor! The sea chaos ghost I met last time set fire again, I blocked it again, but when I took out my wallet at the end, it was cleaner than Paimon’s face!”

"You...guy?"

I wanted to refute it, but whether this description is praising myself or criticizing myself, it feels like we are not hearing it right, but there seems to be nothing wrong with it.

Unfortunately, the most wrong thing Ying did was to meet Toma on an outlying island, and after leaving, he should not have gone to Inazuma Castle and accepted the commission as soon as possible. Instead, he should have asked Toma, a "local snake", as soon as possible. .

Today, because Kamisato Ayaka was worried every day, Thomas didn't even go to look for her, otherwise Arthur would have met her long ago.

Fortunately, because of Arthur's inactivity in the past few days, Kamisato Ayaka felt relieved and finally had the opportunity to deal with another honorary knight Thomas saw.

Looking at the photo in his hand, Kamisato said to Toma: "Bring her to Kamisato Yashiki tomorrow. I want to talk to her."

Chapter 137 Arthur A dream, help me!

Early in the morning, Arthur went to clock in and sign in for work again, but the result was the same, another day where he didn't see Kujo Sora, another day when he didn't work after punching in, so he went home to fish.

But what was different from the past was that this time when Arthur came back, he saw an acquaintance coming out of the Kamisato Yashiki.

"Ah, it's Arthur!"

Originally, Ying didn't notice Arthur coming over. After all, the contrast between the clothes and Arthur's was too great. Paimon noticed Arthur first and pulled Ying to look at Arthur.

"Hey, long time no see, Ying."

"Long time no see? A week?"

"I don't think so, but isn't there an old saying that says three autumns have passed since I last saw you? Doesn't this describe the importance I attach to you?"

But it seems that the more she talks, the worse her face becomes.

"Do you mean that you paid attention when you left without saying hello, or did you know about it after someone else conveyed it to me a day later?"

"I was wrong!"

Since Arthur had a good attitude in admitting his mistake, Ying did not care, but took out a lot of things and handed them to Arthur.

Arthur looked at it this way and found that there were a few letters inside which were normal. Then after seeing the shovel, the painting style changed. There was a jar of slime condensation, and there were flowers, stones, and all kinds of weird things behind it. Everything is there.

First there were letters, basically letters from a few acquaintances. Cui Si, who had been offline for a long time unexpectedly, sent himself a letter, and then there was a book. When I looked at the title, it was, Good Guy, "The Whispering Words".

It turns out that this is not a homophone joke, this book actually exists!

Then the shovel was given by Hutao, and the slime condensation was given by Xiangling without even thinking about it, but the letter said it was wine soaked in slime condensation.

hiss!Then go back to Mondstadt and let Wendy try the poison.

Then there are the flowers from Gan Yu, an unknown stone sent by Zhong Li, and the most valuable ones are Ning Guang’s letter and gift.

It is a set of "Liyue Millennium" chessboards and chess pieces. If I remember correctly, this thing seems to be worth more than my house in Liyue. After all, it is the first edition owned by Ningguang privately. Not to mention the material, it is just symbolic. It’s already quite expensive.

Finally, there was Keqing. I didn’t see Keqing’s gift, but the envelope was slightly longer. After opening it, I found that there was no long letter like the others, only a small note and a bun.

Judging from the degree of wear and tear, it must have been something Keqing carried with her, and the content on the note only contained a few words.

【come back earlier. 】

Although there were only four words, in Arthur's opinion, Ke Qing's words had already given him the urge to let go of everything and return to Liyue to continue his life.

After putting everything away, I discussed my recent life with Ying.

It turned out that Ying was now going to go through the things he had gone through again, and Arthur didn't take away the little thoughts of Ayaka in God, and just handed over the pot that sealed Bashi to Ying.

"You should take this thing with you first. I have modified it a little. If there is a danger, it can help you get through a difficult time. Remember to give it to me after you use it. After all, I just tried to modify it, and it is not very stable."

"Emmm, isn't this the pot that belonged to Grandma Ping? You won't be able to release Bashi."

"It's okay, as long as you don't seek death and let the God of Thunder split it. By the way, do you still have the token that Zhongli had back then? You haven't used it."

"No, those who can beat me can't use it. Those who can't beat me can't use it, and I haven't used it yet."

"Okay, then you go ahead."

With two layers of life-saving props, you don’t need to worry about Ying’s safety.

After all, this is reality, not a game. If General Thunder really takes action, can Ying really escape?Arthur was skeptical.

That's why I gave the half-modified pot to Ying, but I hope it won't be used.

As a result, Arthur fished until night, and three messages came in succession. The first message was sent by Kujo Sora.

The visitor handed the letter to Arthur and left.

[After you come here tomorrow morning, you will go patrolling the prison with me. A prisoner with a very special nature has been caught. 】

Then not long after, Kamisato Ayaka and Toma also came back, bringing two pieces of news at the same time.

The first one is that Masakatsu was caught. He often walks by the river and there are people who don’t have wet shoes. Kamisato Ayaka has already guessed this result, but as a member of the Urusha Society, she can’t take action directly, so she can only let him Toma went to find a way to contact someone to rescue Zheng Sheng.

Another news is that Thomas has determined the number of God's Eyes. Now the number of God's Eyes is only two short of one hundred.

Originally, Kamisato Ayaka wanted to invite Arthur to help rescue Masakatsu, but Arthur directly showed Kujo Sora's letter to him to Kamisato Ayaka.

It was a coincidence that the person responsible for the care was asked to rescue the person, but after all, Arthur had to patrol with Kujo Sora. For the sake of Arthur's identity and safety, Arthur was not allowed to participate in the plan.

Arthur also explained that he would not tell the news to Kujo Sora, and if someone robbed the prison, he could put some water in the troubled waters and fish in troubled waters.

Kamisato Ayaka and Toma both believed it.

Not to mention waterproof, I am afraid that if I had not rescued all the people here, I might not be able to see Arthur complete the patrol. It is estimated that if Kujo Sanra hadn't said that Arthur would still be fishing at home for a day tomorrow.