Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

He came to a secret room that no outsider knew about, wiped the room full of General Raiden puppets, and then left, Kujo Sora picked up his weapon, intending to carry out General Raiden's order and carry out a large-scale cleanup of the nobles. .

Because of the sudden suspension of the Eye Hunting Order, the rebels also suspended their offensive. The shogunate army that was originally confronting the rebels withdrew en masse, as if they did not intend to pay attention to the rebels, which made the rebels unable to decide whether to continue the attack. .

After the consumption of the Heart Sea divided most of the die-hards in the resistance, the hostility of the resistance towards the shogunate was not so intense. Now that the shogunate army no longer attacks, the resistance has ushered in the long-lost peace.

But there is no peace in Inazuma City.

"How dare you, do you know who I am, how dare you come to arrest me!"

"Why did you break into the noble's home? You're going to lose your head."

"Who are you? Let me go. I'm a noble. You don't need to touch me."

Kujo Sora came to the Kujo family in person and came to his adoptive father, the head of the Kujo family, Kujo Takayuki.

"Come with me. This is the general's order."

In Inazuma Castle, countless nobles were arrested overnight, and their children and servants were also controlled by the shogunate army.

For a while, people were discussing what happened and why the shogunate army suddenly took away so many nobles.

The prison was actually full. There were originally one person per person in the prison, but because too many people were arrested, some people were forced to be locked up together. I don’t know if it was intentional by the guards. Many nobles were persecuted and some were persecuted by the nobles. Or prisoners who used their power to be imprisoned were kept together.

The guards came to the large cells.

"You all should be honest. This is a prison, not your home, and I don't want to see you get into any disputes. Don't blame me for turning against the weapon in my hand."

Just when the nobles breathed a sigh of relief, the guard's next words made their hearts fall to the bottom again.

"Oh, I heard that the last time I was with Mr. Kujo, the guy brought people in and had a barbecue at the door. Why don't we go and have some too?"

"Go and have a look."

"Is this good? What if these nobles with delicate skin and tender flesh are beaten?"

"Hey, didn't we all give you a warning? And how can you prove that they were beaten and didn't fall accidentally?"

Watching the guards slowly park until the gate was closed, the other people who were also locked up in the prison began to move around. Looking at these nobles, each of them was either fat or slender, and then looked at those who were previously locked up. The people who came in were all tall and round.

What the guards said before was meant for them. They were not fools. How could they not hear such an obvious hint? After confirming that the guards left, they smiled evilly and stepped towards their new inmates. .

Of course, not all nobles are treated in such a miserable way. Some nobles with good behavior and the patriarchs of big families have their own private rooms. If they are not restricted from moving, no one would think that they are in jail.

"Brother, are you done baking? I can smell the aroma inside."

"Okay, okay, I'm just waiting for you."

The soundproofing effect of the cell door was almost non-existent, but the two guards acted as if they didn't hear anything. They ate kebabs and drank drinks with the screams inside, which was so comfortable.

If they had not been oppressed by the nobles, they would probably have become captains of the army long ago. Now that they have a chance to take revenge, of course they have to vent their anger. They even ignored the prohibition on alcohol. Anyway, it was a good day. If Even if their clothes were taken off tomorrow, they would have no regrets.

It wasn't until there was no more sound coming from inside and the barbecue came to an end. After confirming that there was no movement inside, the two of them wiped the grease from the corners of their mouths and stood up.

"Brother, thank you for the delicious food. We don't have any skills. If we don't take off our clothes next time we meet, I will take you to meet our warden. The wine he brews is completely unparalleled in the world. Absolutely."

"Oh, then I'll have a taste of it then."

After extinguishing the flame, Arthur took his things and left, and the two guards returned to the prison.

Seeing the nobleman who was beaten and couldn't even recognize his own mother, the two of them almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

"You two bastards, didn't you see these untouchables beating us? What are you doing for food!"

The one who was beaten the worst spoke, but it was obvious that he did not understand their current position.

Chapter 143 Little fox?

The guard's face suddenly darkened. He was already here, and who was he showing off his superior airs to?

"What you said doesn't count. Who knows if what you said is true? What if you hit a wall yourself and then framed someone else?"

"Fart, who would do this? Are you stupid?"

"Oh, wasn't that the reason you used when you sent this guy to prison? You said the scars all over his body were caused by him hitting the wall himself, and then he was sent here under the pretext of falsely accusing a nobleman. Have you forgotten? "

He was stunned for a moment, as if something like this was happening, but was it such a coincidence?

"What we say and do must be evidenced, so we ask third parties to see what they say."

Then he came and asked the prisoner in the cell next door.

"Tell me what's going on."

He wiped the blood on his hands on the wall and said with a wicked smile: "I saw it. He hit the wall himself. I was so scared at the time."

The same scene happened one after another in other cells. I thought that the sudden increase in prisoners would cause a riot. The warden came back in a hurry, intending to shock him, but he saw that the prisoners were all smiling, and only the guys dressed as nobles were covered in scars. .

"Warden, long time no see, did you miss us?"

Seeing that the group of guys who were the most trouble-making before not only did not cause trouble, but instead talked to me as if they were chatting with each other, and then looked at the miserable situation around them, if he didn't understand what was happening, he, the warden, probably wouldn't have to do anything. .

When the nobles who were captured heard the warden coming, they quickly began to scream and began to explain the crimes of other prisoners and the injustice of the guards.

But they didn't expect that the warden didn't even look at them and came directly to the two guards.

I thought I would be reprimanded, but the reprimand came, but it was different from what I imagined.

"Asshole, who made you drink? And I know it as soon as I smell it. It's probably just ordinary drinks on the roadside. You can't concentrate!"

guard:? ? ?

"Come on, I'm going to teach you a lesson today so that you can learn a lot. Come on, the wine I brewed is ready to be opened today. I'll take you to concentrate on drinking."

Then he turned his head and looked at the cell door behind him.

"By the way, you prisoners, please don't do anything that you can't do, otherwise I will be angry. Third Master, please keep an eye on me. If anyone causes trouble, you can report it to me when I come tomorrow. I’ll give you a glass of the newly opened wine.”

The prisoner known as Third Master looked at the nobles locked up in the prison and smiled, and then replied, "Just remember to bring wine over tomorrow. When you, Third Master, and I are guarding this place, you are not here yet." Was born."

After receiving the third master's reply, the warden left with the guards.

The prisoners looked at the third master and then at the nobles beside them, wondering whether they should continue to attack.

"You guys, what do you think I'm going to do? As long as you don't break out of prison, I don't care what you do."

Everyone looked at each other and smiled, and started the second round of group fighting.

Unlike the chaos of the Kujo family and the Hiiragi family, today the Kamisato family has started a banquet.

Kamisato Ayato announced that today's social gatherings would be closed early, and then came to the Mokuro Teahouse. The entire Mokuro Teahouse did not accept outsiders today, and only a few acquaintances participated in the banquet held by Kamisato's family.

First of all, there is Toma who has been hiding here, then there are the two brothers and sisters Kamisato Aya and Kamisato Ayaka of the Kamisato family, and then as the biggest contributor to this operation-Arthur.

Originally, Arthur said that his information was given by Yae Shenzi, but in the end he did not invite her over.

"I didn't expect that this is the first time we've met each other. Thank you for being a big help to Mrs. Dao."

This is a lie. Ayato Kamisato doesn’t know how many times he has investigated the person who was invited by his sister to stay at Kamisato’s house behind his back, but on the surface he still pretends to be the first time he has met him.

In the end, the theme of the banquet still revolved around hot pot. Fortunately, there was no hot pot game this time, otherwise a good celebration would have turned into a murder scene.

On the other hand, Kamisato Ayaka looked a little disappointed.

Seeing his sister feel disappointed, Kamisato Ayato wanted to start the hotpot game again.

It ended with Toma falling to the ground again.

Facts have proved that the wildest person in this game is Toma. Even if the things added by the two Kamisato are outrageous, they are still edible. Look at Toma again. He really dared to add anything, even though he won. , but is this a bit too much?

Regarding this operation, other people in Inazuma City, except for the first day, were still doing what they should do in the subsequent time. It was as if nothing happened. They just felt that the prices had dropped a lot recently, and suddenly they felt that their lives were... There is hope.

There was also a power transition between the Kujo family and the Hiiragi family, but no one except Kamisato Ayato paid attention to the impact of this.

But after things reached this situation, General Raiden had no next move. How to solve the Eye Hunting Order, and how to deal with the Fools, because without General Raiden's order, Kujo Sora could only continue to keep a close eye on the resistance. At the same time, pay attention to the safety around Inazuma Castle.

Arthur, on the other hand, was completely hooked. He looked at Yae Kamiko who was reading a light novel in front of him, while using his free hand to pick up the chopsticks to pick up the fried tofu in the bowl and put it into his mouth. He felt that every time this woman Every time he appears, he is causing trouble for himself.

And it turns out that Arthur's guess was correct.

In the several appearances of Yae Shenzi, the first time she almost let herself eat the King's meal, the second time she accepted the commission to give her master a few slaps, and then introduced herself to Kujo Sora and gave her the information to make herself stand out. This time , the appearance of Yae Shenzi still did not bring any good news.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My old friend now sees that her doll has a bug. Now she has to repair the doll, but she can't show up, and she's crying and fussing, so she wants to help me bring her some novels and snacks. What?"

"Why don't you do this yourself?"

"Uuuuuuah, I wanted to go there, but she didn't see me at all."

"Then why don't you find a wife?"

"That little guy? Although the hunting order has been suspended, the wanted order for her has not been cancelled."

The final result was that a little pink fox came to the castle tower with a little pink fox lying on Arthur's shoulders.

"Let's go quickly. I used illusion to confuse the guards at the door. They can't find us now."

"I don't think there is any need for illusions. As a great hero in bringing order to chaos, I should be able to meet General Raiden."

But I don’t want them to see me like I am now!

Ignoring the little fox-like appearance of Yae Shenzi, Arthur went straight to the castle tower.

Chapter 144 Shadow: I understand!

Realizing that someone was coming, Kage did not continue to adjust the general, but directly took control of his body.

As a result, I saw the little fox lying on Arthur's body.

Ah, why is this fox so familiar? Is it a descendant of Yae Shenzi?

Kage could never imagine that Yae Shenzi would appear in front of him in the same form as he did at the beginning, only as her descendant.

Then he looked at Arthur. In the memory passed down by the general, this was the hero who caused other people to collude with the Fools. It seemed that after a bug appeared in the general's logic, there seemed to be no reward?Are you here to ask for a reward this time?

"Son of God, is the shadow controlling this now? Why does it feel so dull? It seems even duller than the previous doll."

"Emm...it is indeed controlled by the shadow."

The whisper between the two was not heard by Ying, but no matter how disdainful Yae Shenzi was, it would be difficult to admit that his own god was stupid in front of the gods of other countries, especially now that Ying looked so cute and didn't know what to say. , so that Yae Shenzi couldn't help but take out his chubby little paws and cover his eyes.

I can't stand it anymore, don't embarrass Dao Wife anymore!

Ying still controlled his body and stared blankly at Arthur who was standing under the hall.

Hey, why didn't he speak? I remember the general was always like this when he met others. No, I can't be in a hurry. Maybe he was embarrassed to say, I'll wait first.

As a result, the two of them started to stare at each other. Ying was waiting for Arthur to speak, and Arthur looked at Ying looking at him blankly, because he had something to say, or he could tell. Your own identity?On how you want to communicate with yourself.

Yae Shenzi felt that he had made a wrong decision. How did he think that he brought these two people together? Woohoo, put your things down and let's go.

"Well, we're here to bring you something."

After saying that, he took the things behind him in front of him.

"Oh, bring it up then."

The first thing that caught my eye was a stack of light novels. I don’t know if Yae Kamiko did it on purpose. The first one was written in the form of "I, the Retinue of the Thunder God, Encountered the Eye Hunting Order at the Beginning". At this time, only Yae Kamiko dared to do this. .

There were some small desserts on the side. Maybe the person dealing with the problem now was Ying. Ying asked Arthur a question after seeing the cover of the book.

"Do you think the Eye Hunting Order can achieve Inazuma's eternity?"

Speaking of which, I am no longer sleepy!

"Eternity? If the Eye Hunting Order eliminates the number of Eye of God holders, eternity can be achieved. Even if the group of treasure thieves is not the first to achieve eternity, look at how few of them have the Eye of God. What's the result? They can be found all over the world, let alone eternity, it’s good if they don’t cause a big mess.”

"But isn't it because they don't have the Eye of God that they don't cause big trouble?"

Ying wanted to defend himself, but his tone was a little unsure.

"Tell me, is there a possibility that it's not that they can't cause big trouble because they don't have the Eye of God, but that other people have the Eye of God and can resist their threats, so they don't cause big trouble."

Seeing that Ying didn't speak, Arthur continued to persuade him.

"The Eye of God is also a part of a person. It is precisely because of the Eye of God that this person can realize his dream and witness his future. Even if the Eye of God is taken away, it will only be useless to those who still have the energy left. They have lost some power, but the path to chasing their dreams remains the same. For those who have exhausted their remaining energy and lost the Eye of God, they have lost their future. How can eternity last when the future is in vain."

"You are sophistry. In fact, the crime rate in Inazuma City has been greatly reduced after the execution of the Eye Hunting Order. If someone had not colluded with the Fools, the current situation should be better."

Arthur raised his eyebrows when he heard Kage's words, but he thought that when the general was in power, all the information was informed by San Mongyuki. Under the operation of Kujo Takayuki, he only reported good news but not bad news, except for the rebels. Positive news.

Suddenly Arthur felt that he should let Shadow see reality.

"The crime rate has dropped only because the population of Inazuma City is decreasing sharply. Those with the Eye of God either joined the resistance or fled from Inazuma City. A small number of people surrendered the Eye of God but the number is too small. Some ordinary people have also been affected by The squeeze was forced to leave Inazuma City. In the simplest terms, if there were 100 million people in Inazuma City before, 10% of them were involved in crime. Now there are only 5.00 people, which means the criminal population has reached [-]%, but The number of people involved in crime has indeed been reduced by half. Do you think this is a good thing?"

Is this a good thing?Shadow didn't know that after the war 500 years ago, she only wanted to maintain Inazuma's eternity, and was worried that her and her sister's last home would become abandoned, but it seemed that she was wrong when she heard what this person said.