Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"Huh? I'm not joking. If it's Mr. Arthur, I think it's okay."

Arthur.exe failed to start and has crashed.

Shadow.exe failed to start and has crashed.

Is there a possibility? I'm just saying that it is possible. Yae Kamiko's dirty words were all learned from Kazuma. After all, although she is a descendant of the shadow, when everyone was still there, she was always held in Makoto's arms. inner.

"Okay, then it's settled."

Until Arthur walked out of the castle tower and returned to Kamisato's house, his mind didn't react.

[Hey, post it!They can all be posted!Beautiful girl sisters! 】

"Shut up, okay, give me the mission reward first."

[Limited mission: Let Zhen appear again has been completed.

Task reward: Waiver of one-time purchase of system services.

ps: Resurrection of a real person, giving away a shadow for free, maybe even a general as a dowry, you will make a lot of money! 】

Ignoring the system, I directly received the mission reward.

What is the fee required to waive the one-time purchase of system services? What other services can the system provide?

[This reward includes the lottery of rough stones and the copying of the Heart of God. Of course, the energy consumption of your skills can also be used to provide energy with this reward, so go and kill yourself, no, launch an awesome attack! 】

Fire up the hammer.

Arthur's first reaction was to draw a lottery.

result...

[It can only be exempted from ten consecutive draws once, whether to use it or not. 】

"no."

Just forget it for ten times at a time. You might as well keep the copy of God's Heart. At least the price is ten times different.

It's a pity that God's Eye has been swept away by skirmishers. Now everyone has disappeared, and they are no longer in Dao Wife.

As a result, as soon as I returned to Kamisato's house, my butt had not yet been warmed up, I suddenly received another invitation from Kamisato Ayaka.

"Arthur, do you have time tonight?"

"Yes."

Kamisato Ayaka breathed a long sigh of relief, "Can you accompany me to a place? I have something to show you."

"Well, no problem."

Although the festival was not held, Kamisato Ayaka still chose to take Arthur to the mountains and forests because of Inazuma's lively atmosphere.

Dancing in a clear lake.

"How's it going? Is my dancing...ok?"

Kamisato Ayaka's tone was a little cautious.

But in fact, Ayaka Kamisato’s dance is very beautiful.

"Well, the extremely light steps, elegant posture, and exquisite movements are just like a fairy descending to earth."

"No way, Arthur, you are too exaggerated. In fact, I am not very good at this kind of dance. It is great that I am not embarrassed."

Walking out of the lake, Ayaka Kamisato had a blush on her pretty face.

The white socks on her feet were soaked by the lake water. As Kamisato Ayaka walked towards her, a series of faint footprints appeared behind her.

"Arthur, although I have said it many times, I still want to thank you."

The two returned to Shenli's house together.

Along the way, Kamisato Ayaka was hesitant to speak. Even when Arthur asked Kamisato Ayaka if he had anything to say, Kamisato Ayaka always chose to change the topic.

As a result, Arthur had a strange dream that night.

He dreamed that he and Zhen were getting married, and then it was a Chinese-style wedding. As soon as he lifted the red hijab, he found that it was Ying, and Zhen was behind him and pounced on him, lying on his back.

And he leaned his head to his ear and whispered, "Husband, let the three of us sisters serve you tonight."

Then I looked, Damn, the general will also come at some time, just lying on the boat.

As a result, the plot behind it became even stranger.

Kamisato Ayaka and Ying formed a new resistance army and fought directly into the room, "Hand over Arthur!"

And this was not over yet, a bolt of lightning suddenly appeared in the room.

"The little Rice Wife Thunder God actually dares to rob someone. Let you see how powerful Liyue Thunder God is!"

Chapter 161 Arthur in a sack and the banquet

Wake up from dream...

After Arthur woke up, he still couldn't calm down for a long time.

If it was just a peach or an erotic dream at the beginning, what would it be next?

Let’s not complain about the resistance army formed by Ying and Kamisato Ayaka. What the hell is Liyue Thunder God!

As a result, I felt a faint feeling in my head as soon as I went out.

It's dark?No, it's a sack.

Shock!The wind god was put in a sack at Inazumagami's house!

Arthur didn't struggle. After all, before he was put into the sack, he saw a wisp of pink hair appear. Who else could it be after the Eightfold Divine Son?

Although I don’t know what Yae Kamiko wants to do, it’s not a bad idea to just lie in the sack like this and follow him around.

But the people around him were not so calm.

I saw the chief minister of Narukami Taisha Shrine carrying a sack. Although there was nothing inside, anyone with a discerning eye could tell that it was a human being.

But they didn't dare to care. They could only tilt their heads and pretend that nothing happened.

Yae Shenzi nodded with satisfaction.

He carried the sack all the way to his own Narukami Taisha Shrine.

Along the way, Arthur didn't feel much bumps. Even if the space in the sack wasn't too small, the stability and comfort were higher than the previous carriages.

Suddenly, I felt that Yae Shenzi stopped.

The sack that trapped him was placed on the ground, and he heard a familiar voice.

It was true that the gentle voice came from nearby, "Son of God, didn't I ask you to invite Arthur over? Why are you carrying a sack?"

Instead, Ying seemed to have thought of something.

Ying stood up, walked quickly to the sack, opened the sack, and stared at Arthur inside.

"Hey, Shadow, good morning."

"Good morning."

Kage was still a little confused, but when Kage came to his senses, he chased Yae Shenzi directly at Narukami Taisha Shrine, with a weapon in his hand, intending to teach this little fox a lesson.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Arthur. The son of God is still young and too naughty. Please forgive me."

Still young?Thinking about seniority, as a friend of Foxai Palace, in terms of backup, he is indeed older than the Yao Shenzi, and maybe also in age.

"It doesn't matter, I'm used to it. If she doesn't treat her so disdainfully, I'm still not used to it."

Hearing Arthur's words, Zhen showed a slightly embarrassed look.

After Arthur sat next to Zhen, Zhen took out the wine cup and got half a glass of sake for Arthur.

After Arthur took the wine cup from Zhen's hand, he found that the number of wine cups was more than the number of people present.

Not counting myself, Yao Shenzi, Raiden Movie, Raiden Shin, even if I include Raiden General, there are only four people, but even if I exclude the wine cup in my hand, there are still five.

And Zhen also saw Arthur's gaze, "Mr. Arthur, are you curious why there are so many wine glasses?"

"Ah."

"Actually, I originally planned to hand over the descendants of Tora Chiyo (the Oni clan who was Shin Yokage's friend during Inazuma's time), but unfortunately, the Blue Oni clan can no longer be found, and the little one from the Red Oni clan The guy’s personality is a bit..."

emmmm, I was really silent when I said this.

Arthur was also silent.

Inazuma's current red ghost is Ito Arataki, but his personality is indeed a bit...

At best it sounds eclectic, but at worst it sounds childish.

Then Zhen continued, "On the contrary, the descendants of the Tengu clan have now become the generals of the shogunate army. Looking at the time, it will probably be soon."

Talk about Tengu, Tengu has arrived.

Kujo Sora was still wearing the demon-modified version of the hunting clothes. As soon as he arrived, he wanted to inform him at the door in advance. He saw that the general he was following was holding slippers and running after Yae Shenzi in front of him.

"Emm, I must not have woken up yet."

"Here! Here!"

Zhen, who was beside Arthur, waved to Kujo Sora, and Kujo Sora also saw the two people sitting on the floor, and walked straight to Arthur and sat down.

"Shadow, Son of God, stop making trouble, everyone is here."

When the truth came out, the two stopped playing around. Several people sat together, and Ying also called the general out.

!!!

Two generals!

Although I don't know what happened, but...

Great!

"Ahem, it seems that Xiao Sanluo doesn't know the general yet."

Kujo Sora felt a little uncomfortable hearing the real title, but thinking that this was Inazuma's first generation thunder god, the sister of the general he followed, he had no objection.

But General?

Isn’t the person he serves the Thunderbolt General?

Kujo Sora was summoned by Kage for a meeting yesterday and learned some information, but it did not include that Kage and the general were two people.

But the explanation was very simple, and Kujo Sora accepted it easily. After all, the general seemed to have changed a lot some time ago. In fact, the two generals themselves could easily accept it.

"Then let's start our banquet, cheers!"

"cheers!"

As a result, he may have got drunk, and the general actually wanted to perform a talent for everyone.

"I'll show you how a general catches a fox with his bare hands."

After saying this, the general stood up and planned to capture Yae Shenzi.

It seems that the general's feelings have become more and more like ordinary people's recently, and today is also for revenge. After all, he has been deceived by Dan Hu many times.

Yae Shenzi:!

Yae Shenzi’s hair exploded!

From Arthur's perspective, he seemed to see the pink tail on her back appear and stand up.

I was not the only fox present. I saw the general coming over without even putting on his shoes, and the son of God had no time to put on his shoes.

Before the banquet started, Shadow chased Shenzi for a lap. Shenzi didn't expect that it was just a warm-up, and now he has become a general.

Moreover, the general was not as merciful as Kage, and he didn't care whether his socks and clothes were stained or not, and he just chased Shenzi and ran around a few people.

"Help, help! The general has shot the fox!"

Several people looked at me and I looked at you, and they all smiled.

This is a world where only pink-furred foxes can get hurt.

In the end, the general succeeded in catching Yae Shenzi who gave up resistance. Because Kujo Sora was present, he gave the palace minister of Narukami Taisha a face.

He didn't put her directly on his lap and spank her, but gave her a brain-destroying blow as a warning.