Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

Huixin interjected at the side, saying that other secretaries were unreliable, wasn't she talking about herself? She was obviously very reliable, but Miss Gan Yu was too good at it.

If she could learn Gan Yu's routine, she would probably go to Bubu Lu to see a doctor in a week, or go directly to Shengshengtang to prepare for the funeral.

Arthur just chatted for a few words and left.

Then came to the Hall of Purity.

"Arthur, why did you think of coming to play with me today?"

"Playing? Can't I just take care of your business?"

Hu Tao raised his eyebrows, with a look of disbelief in his plum blossom pupils. Hu Tao put his hand on Arthur's head and the other hand on his own head.

"You don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?"

There was no work in the Hall of Rebirth today. Everyone was resting in the Hall of Rebirth in twos and threes. Zhongli didn't go out either, he just sat there drinking tea.

Hu Tao said to Zhongli who was sitting aside: "Arthur seems to be seriously ill. I'm going to take him to Bubulu to have a look. Zhongli, please help me look at the Rebirth Hall for a while. If there are any customers, please remember to promote it."

After saying that, Hutao pulled Arthur and walked out the door.

Zhong Li couldn't help but smile as he watched this scene, while the others also raised the corners of their mouths slightly after seeing it.

This was the first time they had seen someone take the initiative to take care of the business of the Rebirth Hall, and then Hu Tao got sick on the spot and talked nonsense.

"Wait, why am I talking nonsense?"

"You're not talking nonsense, then you take care of my business?"

Hu Tao also knows that he is doing nothing, and if he takes care of his own business, he will die or the people around him will die.

Who in the right mind would buy a coffin in advance? Even if Hutao sells it every day, they just want to promote the Hall of Rebirth. Who would order a coffin in advance if they have nothing to do?

Unfortunately, Hu Tao was wrong. Some people really are so idle.

Rather than saying this to Hu Tao, it would be better to say that the person he actually wanted to tell was Zhongli, who was watching the show silently.

Seeing the smile on Zhongli's face, Arthur decided not to tell him that he had been elected as the new Rock God. When he received the news tomorrow, he would laugh at him for another day.

"Stop tugging, don't tug, your clothes will fall off if you tug anymore."

Hearing what Arthur said, Hu Tao let go of his hand.

"Actually, I didn't order it for me, I ordered it for someone else."

?

Are you a little wicked?It's okay to order a coffin for someone else.

Everyone in the Hall of Rebirth thought so, but after hearing what Arthur said, they all fell silent.

"Didn't I see that Gan Yu has dark circles under his eyes and is swaying in his seat, so I came here to inform you?"

Everyone knows that Gan Yu has been very tired recently. After all, although some plans will not be told to them before they start, Qixing has hyped things that can bring benefits such as establishing diplomatic relations before they start.

As a follower of Gan Yu, it was of course very hard, especially after he returned, he frantically dealt with the accumulated documents. Many passers-by saw Gan Yu coming out to look for food at night, and they were worried that Gan Yu would just lie on the roadside. sleep.

Some enthusiastic people even contacted Qian Yanjun and Bu Bu Lu Lai. Others had bad eyesight and thought the swaying figure was haunted, so they called the Rebirth Hall.

So everyone knows about it.

There was some silence for a moment. They were not surprised by Gan Yu's work pressure and even when Arthur told them that Gan Yu had died suddenly and was preparing to send a ceremony to the immortal.

Finally, Hutao decided to arrange for someone to go to Yuehai Pavilion, bring some supplements to express condolences to Gan Yu, and by the way, persuade Gan Yu not to be too tired.

Zhongli saw the fruit basket placed in front of him and fell into deep thought.

"Hall Master Hu, what is this?"

"Oh, this is a fruit basket, don't you know?"

Zhongli didn't know that this was a fruit basket. He was curious as to why the fruit basket was placed in front of him.

"By the way, Zhongli, don't worry, there are some supplements that you have brought with you."

Seeing several large and small bags being placed next to him, Zhongli felt something was wrong, but Hu Tao didn't give him a chance to run away.

"Okay, that's all. Unfortunately, Miss Gan Yu doesn't like meat and fish, so we can only prepare these. Zhongli, go ahead, you can go."

Hutao put the fruit basket in his right hand, and the others also put other things in Zhongli's hands. Seeing Zhongli who seemed to be moving, Arthur couldn't help the smile in his heart and laughed out loud.

You were just laughing, right? Zhongli.

This time it was your turn to be laughed at by everyone. Arthur felt unhappy and took out a photo camera to take a photo. Zhongli's dark history +1.

Zhong Li looked indifferent and quickly left the Rebirth Hall under the gaze of everyone.

After his figure completely disappeared from everyone's eyes, everyone finally couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed out loud. Some of them beat their chests and beat their feet, laughing until they were out of breath.

Of course, this was just the beginning. In the next few days, Zhongli's expression kept changing, and they kept suppressing their laughter. It was very hard.

Because Ningguang and Keqing brought people over.

"Zhongli, Liyue's future depends entirely on you, come be the Rock God!"

Zhongli was completely confused on the spot. What is this?

Do you want to listen to what you are saying and let me be the rock god?

Didn’t I just retire?Discovered?It shouldn't be.

As a result, Ningguang told Zhongli the whole story.

Zhongli's face turned dark.

"Damn Arthur, I should have blown you up with a sudden movement of heaven and earth!" Zhong Li complained silently in his heart.

Chapter 188 Xiao Keli

The first thing he did was take Zhongli to the Golden House. Seeing the Golden House that he had not seen for a long time, Zhongli felt a little nostalgic, and then he felt bitter.

I have worked hard for thousands of years, and now I am dragged to work again just after I retired. What kind of hatred is this?

Speaking of which, the blame for this matter still belongs to Arthur. If it hadn't been for him, how would he have been nominated.

Arthur: Hey, who missed me?

It's a pity that Arthur can't hear it. Arthur is currently holding the right hand of a cute little loli and walking on the streets of Liyue, attracting the attention of countless people.

The other hand of the little Loli was held by Ying. The little Loli walked and bounced, and from time to time she would jump up and hold the hands of the two of them to swing on the swing.

"Brother Arthur, sister Ying, Keli wants that."

Kelly pointed to a stall on the street with a furry doll on it.

"Okay, Xiao Keli, let's go."

The two of them led Keli to the stall. Just when Keli was still focusing on this doll that was very similar to her own Duduke, Arthur and the stall owner's eyes met. Together, the two of them were a little embarrassed.

Because this person is the one who bought the modified version of Count Rabbit.

"Hey, long time no see. What happened last time?" Arthur asked curiously.

The stall owner waved his hand.

Although it had been so long, there was still some resentment in his tone, "Don't say that. I didn't find out until I went back that the person I traded with was a treasure thief group. I don't know where they picked it up, and then put it outside." He sold me a piece of skin, and then I got someone to beat him up."

"Just pick whatever you want. I left in a hurry and didn't have time to say thank you. Later I came back and heard that you were traveling. Just pick whatever you want on the stall and I'll give you one for free."

Hearing the stall owner's words, Arthur lowered his head and looked at Kelly, who was holding Duduke and looking at each other with the doll.

He gently placed his hand on Kelly's head and rubbed it.

"Did you hear that, Xiao Keli? Thank you uncle quickly."

"Thank you uncle!"

Keli's voice was crisp, sweet, and full of childlike innocence. The stall owner couldn't help but smile when he heard it.

Worthy of being the pistachio of Mondstadt, the lucky four-leaf clover Keli in the Knights of the West Wind has easily gained the love of others.

Keli directly held the doll that was very similar to Duduke in her arms.

"I want this. This is very similar to the Dudu my mother gave me. Thank you uncle."

"The little guy is so good. Come on, such a cute little guy, uncle will give you more apple candies."

After speaking, the stall owner took out an apple candy and gave it to Keli, and then received Keli's smile and thanks, which made his smile even happier.

I also feel that Keli is cuter and cuter.

As a result, Ying suddenly spoke, and the smile on the stall owner's face froze in fright.

"Keli, why does this look so similar to Duduke? It couldn't be a bomb made by you, right?"

Arthur also looked over when he heard this. Indeed, he looked very much like Dudu. Although Dudu was just a gift from Keli's mother Alice, you have to know that Keli's skill in making bombs is amazing. It came from Alice.

"It wasn't made by Keli. The bang bang made by Keli is rounder than Dudu."

Having said this, the stall owner breathed a sigh of relief.

It felt like this day was like a roller coaster ride. Unfortunately, his heart would not let him let go so easily. This was a world of riddles and sentence breakers.

"Could it be Ms. Alice's work?"

"Hey, is this the one who turned the wind dragon ruins into wind dragon ruins, and then injured Kujo Sora?"

"Wait, wait, what are you talking about?" The stall owner was now panicking, "The Alice you are talking about cannot be the author of "Tyvat Tour Guide"."

"Yes."

"Could it be that this little girl is..."

"Yes, she is her daughter."

The stall owner was silent.

When he mentioned the name, he couldn't remember who this person was. After all, Alice had been obsessed with traveling in the Seven Kingdoms since the end of Old Mondstadt and the establishment of New Mondstadt.

If you want to talk about the elder of the Witches and the guardian of Old Mondstadt, many people may not know who it is.

But you have to tell me that you wanted to use Qiuqiu people as free labor, and then bombed the corridor of the Wind Dragon Ruins, and you wanted to blow up the Star Cliff to make it equal, and you probably have a series of experiences that no one knows about.

The stall owner felt that he shouldn't go out recently, so he bought a reconnaissance knight's bomb from the treasure thief group last time. This time he came back with a super double and bought the bomb of the witch who wanted to blow up every day. He is Shouldn't we find a master to tell fortunes and drive away evil spirits?

Fortunately, this was just a misunderstanding. In the end, Keli proved that it was just an ordinary doll, not a bomb, and the stall owner breathed a sigh of relief.

But the mood of setting up a stall was gone, so he gave Arthur and Ying each a doll, then closed the stall and went home.

Each of the three people was holding a doll. Because of her hair color, Keli was misunderstood as Arthur and Ying's daughter.

"By the way, Xiao Keli, when will Abedo take you back?"

"Brother Abedo seems to have said that he wants a book with illustrations. It seems that it will take a few days."

Oh, I guess it was because Inazuma was open to the public, so I was roped in to draw the illustrations for "The Record of Shen Qiu's Picking Up Swords".

"Keli, do you want to go somewhere to play? Abedo happens to be busy, we will take you there."

Keli thought for a while and said, "I heard that there is a very big lizard in Liyue. Can Brother Arthur take me to see it?"

When Keli said that, she put the newly bought doll and Doodle together, spread her arms vigorously, and drew circles in front of her, trying to show that the lizard was really big.

Arthur thought of a possibility.

Keli is not talking about the ancient rock dragon lizard, it seems not impossible.

In order to prevent mistakes, Arthur asked Kelly, "Little Kelly, how tall is the lizard you mentioned? Is it a little taller or much taller than my brother and sister?"

"Kelly heard that he is as tall as the Knights!"

Okay, the case is solved, it’s really an ancient rock dragon lizard.

Ying also thought about it, and she already wanted to refuse, but seeing Keli's overflowing smile, Ying's words of refusal turned out to be, "Okay, sister, I will let my brother take you to play with the big lizard."

Ying leaned into Arthur's ear and said, "Wait for me for a while. I'm going to stop by the Adventurers Association to ask if there is a request from the Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard, so I did it by the way."

"go Go."

As expected of Ying, she can always make people speechless in strange places.

Keli was a little curious as she watched Ying leave.

"Brother Arthur, what are you doing, sister Ying?"

"She, she drank too much water just now. In order not to affect her travel, she went for convenience."