Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

"It obviously has nothing to do with me, I just took the blame."

"It has nothing to do with you, but why did you run away?" Arthur remembered the past and rolled his eyes at her angrily, "When we arrived in Liyue, you were wanted again because you were suspected of being the murderer of Emperor Yan."

Before Ying could speak, Arthur interrupted her.

"Yes, I know, but just like Mond, why are you running away when you have nothing to do?"

Ying immediately felt a little helpless. Looking at it this way, it seemed that it was all his fault for running away, "But Inazuma, I didn't run away!"

"You didn't run away?" Arthur tilted his head, "Aren't you wanted because you stopped the Hundred Eyes Ceremony and then escaped?"

"Wait a minute, I didn't notice it before. You seem to be wanted for running away every time. Why don't you wait until you get to Xumi? Try running away from the beginning to see if you can trigger the plot earlier. Do you think so? , those who serve their sentences.”

There was nothing wrong with the name "Executioner", and Ying wanted to speak, but found that there was no room for refutation. Who knew what Arthur said was correct.

"Can't you just imitate me?"

Because of Arthur's words, Ying fell into deep thought.

Mondstadt himself was wanted, and Arthur was regarded as the god of wind and became a guest of honor.

In Liyue, he was wanted, and Arthur became Keqing's guest, watching the theater on the high platform, and was entrusted with important tasks afterwards, but in the end he still did the task.

Inazuma, he paid his own money to join Inazuma. He worked hard and was still wanted. However, Arthur was very comfortable lying down at Kamisato's house. He worked in the Shogunate Army, but he just clocked in and got paid. It was the Resistance Army. Everyone cares about Arthur.

Obviously the two have similar goals, why are there such big differences in the process?

Is it really my own problem?

Chapter 193 Preparations before going to Xumi

Ying obviously had some doubts as to whether all his hard work was of no use. Look at Arthur, who got the title of God of Wind in Mondstadt and became No. 1 among ten thousand people.

He became a guest in Liyue, and he didn't need to work, so someone paid for him every day.

Ina Wife's side is even more outrageous. In terms of status, one person is lower than ten thousand people. However, the person mentioned here is on the same level as him. Even for ordinary people, Arthur's status is comparable to that of Ina Wife. God is enlightened.

Look at yourself again, why you are so miserable, you have received almost no benefits, just an honorary knight title, and the reputation of three countries, except for getting discounts on shopping, there is almost no use.

They are even used as cheap labor.

"Master Arthur, please teach me!"

On the other side, Ying was preparing to go to Xumi Zhong.

"Damn it, Madam, that guy actually sold me out like that. If it weren't for him, I would have completed Inazuma's plan."

"Forget it, anyway, one of the targets has been obtained, and the plan can be implemented."

"Doctor, get ready to begin."

"Okay, now that you are ready, the plan can be implemented. Go ahead and let the Order Academy prepare the Heart of God, and the God-making Plan is ready to begin." The doctor turned to the fools behind him and said.

"Yes, Doctor."

A figure in black robe disappeared as soon as the doctor finished speaking.

It is also because of Arthur's appearance that the god-making plan prepared by the doctor and the skirmishers has been greatly advanced. But fortunately, the god-making plan requires a lot of preparation work, and the heart of God is not some blood wheel eye and can be inserted instantly. Ready to use, relevant debugging and filling knowledge also requires a certain amount of time of preparation and experimentation.

As for Arthur and Ying, Arthur has nothing to entrust to Ying. After all, Arthur sometimes wonders why Ying can be so resentful. If others always give her entrustments, it is because Ying has her own needs, and Teyvat People have the attribute of giant babies.

But for someone like Ying, who has done so many great things, but only got a little reputation, if others were just a pawn involved in the incident, he would receive a subsidy and the respect of the people around him.

"That's weird!"

"I'll go with you, but don't do it in my own name. I suspect you will be wanted again after you go there. This time, let's do it in the name of the Wind God's visit."

Speaking of this, Arthur suddenly thought that if he went to visit, would the bunch of dead bachelors in Sumeru let him see the Grass God?

But Ying didn't think so much. She only knew that with Arthur's identity, she should not be wanted.

"Okay, let's set off now."

After bidding farewell to everyone in Liyue, Arthur returned to Mondstadt with his wife. He had no choice but to do so. Although he was the god of wind, the people of Teyvat didn't seem to recognize gods. They were still gods from other countries. Therefore, during this trip, Arthur planned to pay homage to the god of wind. Wendy asked for advice on how to meet the gods of other countries as gods.

"Ok?"

Wendy was pulled out by Arthur as soon as she drank a glass of wine. As a result, she heard Arthur's question, which made Wendy unable to react for a while.

"The salesman is how the gods send messages and prove their identity if they go to meet the gods of other countries."

"Huh? Do you still need to prove this thing? Can't you see it just by looking at your temperament?"

Wendy opened her hands, trying to show her wind god temperament to Ying.

But the god's temperament was not noticed. The wind brought by Wendy's hand made Ying smell the strong smell of alcohol on Wendy's body, which made her frown.

"Hey, hey, your frown is going too far."

"So, is there anything else?"

"Hey!"

Wendy made his signature expression, made a fist with his right hand and put it next to his head. He tilted his head slightly, and the two of them were so angry that they wanted to take action.

Fortunately, Ying's mouth substitute had no use, but it became a jio substitute, and Paimon kicked Wendy's face that still maintained a funny expression.

"Shiwa Paimon Flying Kick!"

Wendy made an exaggerated movement to be kicked away, and also completed a 1080° turn in the air before landing. She put her right hand on the ground and her left hand gently touched the place where Paimon kicked her. That expression made people feel It was as if he had been beaten by a heartless man.

But the two people who knew the actual situation and added emergency food only felt their anger rising.

Seeing Arthur and Ying clasping their fingers at this moment, seemingly planning to take action, Wendy stopped being funny and said seriously.

"We haven't seen Sumeru for a long time. Ever since the war 500 years ago, when King Daci Tree passed away and the new Grass God Little Jixiang Grass King came on the scene, the old man and I have not seen Sumeru again, but If you go to Xumi, there is still a way to be recognized."

After speaking, Wendy took something out of her bag.

He was still muttering, "Hey, I remember I put it here? Did you put it in the cave before and forgot about it?"

After searching for a long time, she couldn't find it. Wendy could only wave her hands, and then, "Hey!"

"So what are you looking for?"

"Huh? I'm looking for a photo. It's a majestic photo of me back then. I think they have this photo in Xumi, so I can recognize you. As for meeting the gods, when you get to Xumi, you can directly use the wind to carry the voice. Wouldn’t it be great if it spread all over Sumeru?”

"That's it?"

"That's it." Wendy nodded, "Otherwise, what do you think? Are you asking Mond to write a letter and send it to you? Isn't that what a meeting of gods is like? Find someone, find a place, and then meet for dinner and drinks. If you knew For the specific location, just go there. If it is an old man, he will find you first when you get around him."

Suddenly I feel a little stretched.

why.

It was obviously the world of Teyvat, the ceiling of combat power, and the gods of the seven countries seemed to meet in the same way as ordinary people, calling people, meeting, and then it was over.

As for the photos Wendy mentioned, most of them are photos of him in his magical costume. He is not Wendy, so is it possible that he still wants to cosplay as him? Yes, it is possible. Gaia Foundation can do it, but Arthur chooses to refuse. If he has to, The reason can only be described in two words, that is...

Shame!

After learning the news from Wendy, Arthur returned to Liyue. After finding a map to Xumi, he and Ying embarked on the journey to Xumi.

Because the main road involves the Strata Abyss, Arthur, who was too lazy to go through the underworld map of the Strata Abyss, decided to take a detour.

Go directly to Xumiru from between Tianqiu Valley and Caiqiao Valley, and then from Xiangzuipo to Huachengguo, and successfully enter Xumiru.

While on the way, Arthur kept thinking about what he would do if the people in the Order did not allow him to see the Grass God. Unable to think of a way, Arthur decided to pull out the remaining rough stones to see if there were any useful props.

Chapter 194 The enemy of the God of Wisdom is wisdom

The rough stones collected by the Adventurers Association during this period, plus those left by Arthur, are probably enough to draw more than forty rounds.

And Arthur chose to use them all directly.

"System, leave one rough stone, and charge the rest into points."

[Points balance: 7400, whether to start the lottery. 】

"Hey, take it all."

[The number of draws is 46, and the remaining points are 40.]

As the lottery began, blue and purple lights flashed.

Until the end of four ten consecutive rounds, a golden light never appeared.

But this is normal. Before, I was completely lucky to get it from Keli.

"Single-draw miracle, give it to me!"

One shot, two shots,..., five shots, still nothing, Arthur gave up, but the last shot came out.

It's gold.

The lottery draw ended, and the system sound came.

[Reward Summary: One weapon upgrade scroll (5x), Skill Fusion Scroll*1, prop gift box of your choice*1, the cutest girl in the world, Alicia’s trumpet that is loved by everyone* 1. The microphone of the world’s number one idol Te Riri*1.]

Seeing these rewards, Arthur was a little confused. Is the prefix of this small speaker a bit long?

Then I opened the descriptions of several items.

The first was the weapon upgrade scroll. There was nothing to say. Arthur threw it on Lake Toya without even thinking about it.

[Lake Toya has been upgraded successfully and has been upgraded to the weapon: Demon Sword "Star Break".

The demon sword "Star Break": "A sword made from a 1-year-old 'King Kong tree' that grows on the border", so it is a "powerful wooden sword" that can destroy "rocks or meteorites".

Attributes of the demon sword: Bleeding and poisoning effects are added after attacking, and the poisoning attributes are random.

If it is detected that the host has a skill, 100% of the host will be caught with bare hands. When holding the demon sword "Star Broken", the skill effect of 100% of being caught with bare hands can be selectively triggered. 】

Although the demon sword "Star Break" was originally the name of Lake Toya's advertising, the effect of this upgrade is indeed very similar, especially the last one, which I love and hate 100% when being caught with bare hands, can actually control whether it is triggered or not.

The skill fusion scroll was thrown into words that I could hardly use: Bewitch and Words: Inspire. There was nothing I could do about it. The judgment of this skill was too confusing. Unless it was a large-scale battle, its usefulness could be called 0.

[The fusion is successful and new skills are acquired: the wonderful use of language.

The wonderful use of language: What you say is more convincing to others, and it may have random effects. 】

Well, average, but better than nothing.

At least it will be more effective in the future when it comes to deceiving people, ah no, telling others' fortunes and peeking into the future.

As for the prop gift box, it’s very interesting.

[Optional props: Wendy's sylph doll, Zhongli's dragon model, the imperial statue of Narujin, the wisdom wood carving of Xiaocao Shen, the assembled model of the Tribunal, the reduced version of the war model, and the winter snowman . 】

They are all dolls related to the gods of the Seven Kingdoms.

Finally, Arthur looked at the descriptions of each doll and chose the wisdom wood carving of the Little Herb God.

[The Wisdom Wooden Sculpture of the Little Grass God: It can successfully deprive enemies of the God of Wisdom within a radius of five kilometers. 】

"Who is the enemy of this God of Wisdom?"

The voice of the system came, seeming to be suppressing a smile.

【It is wisdom. 】

6.

So this is the Five Kilometer Dementia Doll?

As for the last two, Arthur just glanced at them. They had similar functions and were only used for sound transmission. Arthur skipped them without looking at them.

And this journey was not very smooth, because it was close to the construction site of the Black Rock Factory, and there were many treasure thieving groups and monsters wandering around.

"This group of treasure thieves is really awesome." Ying couldn't help but sigh.

"I feel that if these people's ability and patience are used to do serious things, even if they join the army, they will probably become the mainstay in a short time."

"really."

Arthur and Paimon couldn't help but nod.

There is no way, who makes this gang of treasure thieves be everywhere, they can easily enter places that even countries cannot set foot in, some things that have been discovered by the authorities are only because the treasure thieves discovered it first and then were noticed. Know.

It's pretty outrageous.

The most outrageous thing is that sometimes these treasure stealing groups can coexist peacefully with the Qiuqiu people.

Although they are only some distance apart and each is in his own camp, who in the right mind would have such courage?