Extract funny skills from Genshin Impact

But the two of them waited here for a long time, and no one came out.

"Hey, where is the Grass God? Even if I have something to do, shouldn't I ask my relatives to come and take care of me? If not, I can ask the people from the Order Academy to come and pick me up. It's such a big deal?"

Ying said angrily.

"Arthur, how about we just rush to Jingshan Palace? If she doesn't come out, we'll go in."

Arthur thought for a moment and disappeared directly with Ying.

The Void Terminal cannot display the location of Jingshan Palace, and it is not written on the map, but Arthur still has a cyber version of the magic mirror.

And the magic mirror is indeed reliable.

Directly guided the two of them to the Jingshan Palace.

There were many people walking along the way, and there were many gates. But when the people around them wanted to stop them, they were fooled by Arthur's words and let them go.

The fusion of these two speaking skills is really useful, especially when used to fool these scholars and apprentices who are stupid and know nothing except knowledge.

It is a coincidence that neither the Great Sage nor the Gale Disciplinary are here today. According to the words of the surrounding scholars, the Great Sage seemed to have something to do and left with some people, while the Gale Disciplinary also left not long after. .

And Arthur also came to Jingshan Palace and saw the current grass god, the little auspicious grass king Nasida.

Now she is sleeping like a baby.

It should be said that it was sealed.

Ying frowned when he saw this scene, and Arthur walked directly to Nacida and forcibly annihilated the surrounding barrier with the power of the law of death, and Nacida slowly woke up.

As soon as he saw Arthur, he said in that lovely voice: "The new Fengshen, welcome your visit. I am very sorry that I cannot respond to your invitation."

Listening to Nasida's voice, Ying, who was still a little angry just now, was stunned. Why is this voice so familiar?

Ah, isn't this the sound of Arthur's little summons?

It seems to be called teri?

I can't say they are very similar, I can only say they are exactly the same. Apart from the tone of voice, there is almost no difference.

"It's okay, it's not your fault."

The sound of the system came at this time.

[Such a cute little grass god, how can the host bear to let her be used here? 】

[Publish the Xumi mission and use your own way to let the little grass god get back everything that belongs to you and change the current situation of the little grass god.

Reward: God Filling Knowledge*1.]

Arthur has no intention of looking at this reward. After all, even if this mission is not issued, he still has to change everything. As for letting Nasida be the same as the original work, let the records of the Great Merciful Tree King disappear and let the Little Grass God become a real god. Ser didn't intend to do this.

"let's go."

Arthur took out the wisdom wood carving called the Little Grass God, which was actually a tool to reduce wisdom. As it was activated, everyone in the surrounding area lost the enemies of the God of Wisdom, which was referred to as losing their wits. .

Coupled with the wonderful use of Arthur's language.

Arthur was going to do something big.

Arthur walked directly to Xumi City and came to the most crowded area.

Lifting Nacida, holding Nacida with both hands, she lifted it above Arthur's head.

He took out the small speaker and microphone, and handed the pink small speaker to Nasida, while the microphone was held by her and asked to be placed in front of her.

"People of Sumeru, look, this is your current grass god, the little auspicious grass king, Nasida. Isn't she cute?"

"Tell me, she's cute, super cute, so cute."

Then Arthur motioned with his eyes to move the phone away, and then whispered something to Nasida.

"nana!"

Nasida's voice came out from the small speaker. The sound was pleasant and moving. Coupled with this cute voice and the somewhat cute nana voice, a kind of young man couldn't help but feel excited.

Coupled with being bewitched by Jiangzhi and Arthur, the people around them couldn't help but shout.

"The little Lucky Grass King is the cutest in the world!"

"Nascida is so cute!"

"The grass god is the cutest in the world!"

Chapter 197: Gun in hand, follow me!Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!

Just like the result of a fan meeting, Nasida, who was forced to be a home girl all this time, couldn't help but shrink her neck, and this action made the people around her shout even louder.

Arthur pressed his hand to silence the sounds around him.

Arthur coughed a few times, and then continued: "Such a cute little grass god, are you willing to let her suffer?"

"unwilling!"

"I will fight whoever makes the little Lucky Grass King suffer!"

"The Little Grass God is Sumeru's most precious treasure!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost heightened, Arthur changed the subject.

"But over the years, have you seen the appearance of the Little Lucky Grass King? Even the Flower God's Birthday, which originally welcomed the rebirth of the Little Grass God, has become smaller and smaller recently. If some people hadn't fought hard to resist, it would have been even bigger. It was forcibly canceled by the sages.”

"And these stupid sages locked up our cute little grass god and refused to give him good food or buy new clothes. This set of clothes has been worn for 500 years. What's even more outrageous is that , it is not even allowed to communicate with the Little Grass God, it is only used as a tool to support the Void Terminal, do you think those sages should die?"

"Damn!"

"Damn!"

"Believe in the Grass God and love this treasure given to Sumeru by the world. The people of the Little Lucky Grass King, for the happy future of the Little Lucky Grass King, come with me. With the gun in your hand, follow me! Save the Grass God and kill him Good dog!"

"Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

"Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

"I vow to kill all the dogs in the academy!"

"I vow to kill all the dogs in the academy!"

Suddenly, the voices in the crowd stopped, and only a few people wearing the clothes of the Order were still shouting.

And they noticed something was wrong.

Damn it, I am what I call a church dog.

"Everyone, please don't hurt our comrades. There are also people in the Teaching Order who like Little Lucky Grass King, but they are suppressed by the sages and have no chance to speak out! So, everyone rushes to the Teaching Order with me to deal with the great sage!"

"Gentlemen, this is a revolution, rush duck!"

"Rush rush!"

"Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

This sentence of "Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!" became the slogan of everyone. There were more and more people along the way. Arthur did not lead these people and rushed directly to the Order Academy. It went around Xumi City in a circle.

Along the way, there were only a few hundred people there, but now, when I look back, there are already dense black shadows.

There are not only ordinary people from Xumi, but also some young people wearing the costumes of the Order, as well as some travelers wearing foreign clothes, and even the Gilded Brigade and the 30-man group hired by the Order have also joined the team.

Wait a moment, Arthur rubbed his eyes, why are there still a few fools mixed in?

But this is not a problem, because my group has already arrived at the Zubair Theater.

Although the last Flora's birthday has just passed, the Zubair Theater still retains the decorations left over from the Flora's birthday two months ago.

Only here will there be traces of the belief in the Little Lucky Grass King.

The owner of the Zubair Theatre, Sheikh Zubair, is all dumbfounded. It’s not even show time yet. Why are there so many people?

Moreover, the clothes of the two people at the front were obviously not from Xumi. The man didn't even have a void terminal next to his ears. This should be a standard feature for everyone in Xumi City.

Sahar, the mercenary in charge of the 30-man regiment here, couldn't help but tremble when he saw the dense crowd. He couldn't be so unlucky. Why did so many people come out not long after he accepted the guard job here? People make trouble.

Do you want to stop it or not?

Fortunately, she didn't need to make her own choice, because she found that there were other mercenaries in the team, as well as members of the 30-man group.

They allowed Sahar to make smart choices.

"What are you stopping? There are so many mercenaries in the team. They must have gone through the process. And there are seniors here. If something happens, it won't be my turn to take action."

Sheikh Zubair rubbed his hands and came to the front of Arthur, "My lord, what are you..."

Arthur didn't need to answer, and the people behind him shouted their slogans in unison.

"Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

"Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

Sheikh Zubair couldn't help sweating crazily on his forehead. He was already shouting crazily in his heart. He shouldn't have come today. Wouldn't it be nice to sleep a little longer at home? Why should I come out?

A woman with emerald green eyes, red twin ponytails, long hair reaching her waist, and a crown with black horns, wearing a dance dress and dance skirt with gradient colors also came forward.

A pair of beautifully designed strappy sandals clicked on the ground, making a crisp sound. The flip-flop design made her feet appear longer and longer. The toes were painted with the same gradient nail polish as the dress design.

As a well-known dancer at Zubair Theatre, Nelu attracted the attention of most people as soon as she appeared on the stage, even Arthur and Ying were no exception...

Maybe their attention spans are different from others?

"Arthur, do you think she will catch a cold if she wears this and exposes her belly button?"

"Probably not. After all, he is the holder of the Eye of God. Is this horn the horn of a cow?"

As soon as Nelu came over and was about to say something, she saw Nasida being held in Arthur's arms.

"This kid is so cute."

Nilu's words came out directly, but this look made her feel more and more familiar the more she looked at it.

"This is the little grass god."

"Ah, it turns out to be the God of Grass..." Nilu was silent for a few seconds, as if she had lost her mind. Then she realized what Arthur said and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Hey!!! Mr. God of Grass!" !”

Although the Little Lucky Grass King has not appeared in the public eye for a long time, the portrait of the Little Lucky Grass King is still spread among the people who have truly received Nasida's favor.

"Eh!!!"

Nelu turned around and found that Sheikh Zubair, who had been offline, also exclaimed.

It turns out that it was not disconnected, but that the response was delayed by n beats, and I only reacted now.

Other passers-by, mercenaries, and merchants around also exclaimed.

Especially for some young people, this may be the first time they see their own gods.

But seeing Nasida motionless in Arthur's arms, a question arose in everyone's mind, that is, who is this man?

Why was the grass god of Sumeru held in his arms? The grass god did not resist at all.

There is also why the Grass God has not appeared for so long, and why he appears now.

And what's going on with the group of people behind them.

Chapter 198: Siege of the Imperial Academy

Seeing Nilu and Sheikh Zubair in front of them lost in thought, Arthur and Ying took Nasida to the center of the stage of Zubair Theater.

The structural design here is so that everyone here can see the performance on the stage, and the sound can spread to every corner around it.

Arthur coughed slightly, and then said: "Such a cute little grass god, are you willing to let her suffer?"

"unwilling!"

"Gun in hand, follow me! Save the grass god and kill the wise dog!"

Before Arthur could continue to speak, the people who were following him shouted loudly, causing the people who were here to hold down their voices. Their ears hurt from the sudden sound.

There was no need for Arthur to repeat what he had said before, and the original followers spontaneously told everything to the people around them.

Then more and more people joined the team that followed.

Seeing that there was no need to speak, Arthur lifted Nasida in his arms.

Nacida looked at Arthur and then at her people below.

Then he picked up the little pink lama in his hand and said, "nana?"