The witch ladies want me to confess my love

Kiana did not answer immediately, but thought about how to make Fourier understand her thoughts.

"Magic, Honkai, witchcraft, chakra, qi... Various supernatural powers in this world are called by different names based on different systems, but in the final analysis, their essence is lies, covering reality through lies, Build an extraordinary realm.

You see, in reality, it is impossible for anyone to punch a hundred punches per second, but if the boxer lies and uses some superb skills to cover the lie to the level of reality, then a hundred punches per second will be achieved.If he has done something that ordinary people cannot do, then he is an extraordinary person.

From this perspective, lying to someone and performing magic on someone are actually the same thing. "

"So," the husband was a little confused by his wife's lies, "I'm sorry because I told you so many lies?"

"No, don't apologize, my dear. Chasing strength, chasing money, chasing power, chasing love, you can't do it without learning magic (telling) lies. Every strong person in this world becomes stronger after telling countless lies. The way to rise is not to compare with someone who is more upright, but to compare with someone who is more shameless, and to compare with someone who is more skilled in lying.

For example, your two colleagues, Otto and Kallen, the former is progressive and wise, the latter is upright and powerful. They nominally hold such a prominent position and are the hope, successor and star of the Destiny Organization, but they are manipulated by those who are good at playing tricks. The Machiavellian old guys were firmly suppressed.

Developing according to the normal trajectory, they bring hope to others but are full of despair themselves. The integrity and kindness in their hearts will always be used by others. They will always be the stars of tomorrow, because today will always belong to the old guys.

But, maybe something dramatic will happen. "

Fourier lost interest because of Kiana's long speech. He felt as if he had returned to the lecture hall of the University of Bologna. The seriousness of knowledge firmly suppressed his desire.

No matter how perverted a person is, it is impossible for him to be in love with Euclidean geometry.

"Even if you say so, I am just a military engineer appointed by fate, and I can do nothing about their upper-level struggle." Fourier looked down at his hands, "I admit that I have placed a lot of trust in the two children Otto and Karen. Regarding the relationship between my brother and my father, I want to protect their lives, and I even imagine that you and I would have a son and a daughter like that.

However, people's abilities have their limits. I have always wanted to be a man more worthy of you and a person who can better protect those two children. But I have tried hard, but there is nothing I can't do. arrive.

That is a great deed that can only be accomplished by geniuses, supermen and madmen. We mortals are like a grain of sand beaten by the tide of the times. The gathering of sand may make a tower, but then the weak Jietian Tower will be quickly destroyed and swallowed up by the ebb and flow of the tide. "

"When human beings realize their own limits, they will crave transcendence (telling) ordinary (lies). This world is very gentle, and it uses lies (magic) words (laws) to satisfy people's thirst, and they are no longer limited to their own Mediocre.”

Kiana held Fourier's cheek, "Honesty will make people weak, let me monopolize your honesty, leave your weakness to me, and when you face the world, at the beginning of your life When you take the first step, be ready to fight——

Fight for me, fight for you, and fight for Luto and Kallen. "

This long sermon consumed all the woman's energy, and Kiana lay back lazily. For a husband, a wife's laziness is a precious scenery that she does not want to share with outsiders.

Kiana touched Fourier's thigh with her foot, "Let's go quickly. In another quarter of an hour, I may have to succumb to my desires and leave you at home."

Fourier shuddered. One day if Kiana didn't touch him, he could do a 720° mid-air swivel, slide and kneel in the living room, and open champagne to celebrate. Before getting married, a smart woman can make someone in love fall with her with just one look. Men's scalps are numb, but after marriage, a smart wife can make her husband's scalp numb with just one look.

Although both scalps are numb, the taste is completely different.

The 26-year-old Fourier got dressed and freshened up. Yesterday's bread was dry and hard enough to be used as a stick. He grabbed a few copper coins on the table and planned to buy some fresh food to pad his stomach.

After Fourier left home, Kiana sat up and the warmth faded from her face. She showed a sarcastic smile and played with two rings, one of which was called "Conqueror" and the other was called "Executioner" , she forced him to stay from Fourier on the pretext of a love token.

"You have to behave well, my dear~ For me, you have to transcend your ordinary self and embrace the wisdom hidden in the void." She said to herself in the air.

No.17 Chapter [-] Fantasy of the Undead III

When Fourier was at home, he was a good husband who loved his family. After he went out, he was a social animal who did not waste a moment.Due to the outbreak of the Black Death caused by the Honkai Impact, Tianming's medical team was short of manpower. Military engineers like him, who were out of touch with medical care, were temporarily assigned to the medical organization to participate in the work of saving people and treating illnesses.

Although all he could do was to use a healing punch to make the irreparable patient who was suffering from the disease die on the spot and reduce some pain.

This should be regarded as a kind act, at least Fourier had a clear conscience when using the healing punch.

His full name is Charles Baptiste di Fourier, he is 26 years old, and he comes from the Principality of Ferrara, which serves as a buffer between the Republic of Venice, the Republic of Genoa and the Destiny Territory. This is a very small country. It seems unbearable to be caught between city-states with rich military virtues.

And he is the second son of the family. As we all know, the second son of the family is always the spare tire and the stepmother, and the gap between him and the eldest son is as desperate as Arsenal and the Rams.

Therefore, if he wants to avoid the life of boiling chicken in plain water, he must make a living by himself.To this end, he spent a lot of time working as an apprentice under a scholar and used his body to repay the tuition - don't get me wrong, it was physical work.

After that, he studied theoretical mathematics at the University of Bologna established by the Tianming Organization. After graduation, he joined Tianming and became a drafting military engineer, and was generally called a military engineer.

His marriage to the girl from the Kaslana family was an accident. The young man met Kiana Kaslana while working together. To be precise, Kiana met her when she provided him with security tasks.

Because women have a much higher tolerance to Honkai Impact than men, and young girls have the best tolerance, Destiny naturally concentrated its resources on training young girls to become the sharp blades of the organization, giving them the Valkyrie. This is a title full of honor.

Those beautiful girls are very good at fighting, and the most capable of them is the Kaslana family. Fourier initially didn’t want to have anything to do with this white-haired family. He was originally a Valkyrie, and he had an ancestral legacy from the Kaslana family. Guaili, whoever married the Kaslana family almost consciously lay down in the tomb of marriage, with the word "domestic violence" written all over the coffin lid.

Like other scholars from the University of Bologna, Fourier's combat power is about 0.5 goose. He is very confident about his combat power. As long as he doesn't want to be locked on the balcony singing "Counting Stars" all night, don't fight with him. The Valkyrie walked too close, leaving no room for ambiguity.

He didn't want to find Kiana, but Kiana came to him. When he worked with Kiana for the third time, he went to Rhodes Island to make friends with strange beast-girl allies (such as claiming to be rabbit ears despite being donkey ears, When someone who forcibly distorts everyone's cognition (referred to as someone who refers to a donkey as a rabbit) participated in the construction of a military fortress.Under a tree, a white-haired Valkyrie with a combat power of 4000 geese knocked Fourier against the wall.

"Do you have a girlfriend now?" Kiana asked.

"No."

"Congratulations, now you have it."

Fourier's legs went weak when he heard the good news. The man was in tears and did not shed tears easily. However, before the marriage was forced, he replied in a crying voice: "What hatred or resentment? Sister, please spare me. What the hell are you doing?" What do you like about me, can't I change it?"

"Everything, as long as you are still a human being, I like you." Kiana replied domineeringly.

Fourier's face turned ferocious because of the pain of thinking. He was doing a multiple-choice question in life: either give up the dignity of a human being, or embrace the daily life of domestic violence and the balcony.

Is there any need to hesitate?Kiana, I don’t want to be a human anymore!

"Actually," he squeezed out the words one by one through his teeth, "Actually, I like dolphins and am not interested in humans at all."

Kiana was startled. She put her hand on Fourier's shoulder. The man's eyes widened. The black pupils reflected the Valkyrie licking her lips and approaching like a predator. He was hugged into his arms. Inside, the Valkyrie's soft body hugged him tightly.

Kiana's breath penetrated into Fourier's ears: "Wouldn't that be better? Valkyries and dolphins are similar in many ways."

who I am?Where am I?What am I doing?

Soon after, Kiana and Fourier, whose memory was vague, got married amidst the blessings of the bishop and friends. Most of the guests present were Valkyries from the Destiny Organization. They were fully armed, with swords, guns, halberds and heavy matchlocks. Being bright makes men give up the idea of ​​escaping from marriage.

The Canon in D major was played at the wedding, and the Sixth Symphony (Pathétique) was also playing in Fourier's heart.

Although the beginning was full of surprises, it became resistant in the middle, and now Fourier is enjoying it.If you can't fight, join (@Durant), if you can't resist, enjoy it, and running away is shameful but useful. These are the three principles of life for small citizens.

Their married life was harmonious. Although Fourier still didn't understand what the eldest daughter of the Kaslana family liked about him, there was no doubt that he was happy.

This is the stable life he wants. There is no money, no power, no status. Even for love, he gets on the bus first and then pays for it. But stability is better than everything. The inner peace calms his material desires. Everything he gets is like It's like a dream, full of unreal feelings.

Fourier often thinks like this on the way to work. The first 15 minutes before leaving the house, he thinks about having a baby with Kiana, the middle 15 minutes starts to think about work, and in the last 15 minutes, he loses all his energy and wants to turn around and go home.

Not long ago, he was transferred to a kid from Otto. The kid was eleven or twelve years younger than him, but because he was from the Akapolis family, he became his airborne superior, and he worked with another kid named Cass. The Valkyrie of Lanna's family and some colleagues who only have a nod of friendship work hard to solve the Black Death epidemic.

Fighting for life with the God of Death is a noble and serious matter. The moment he saw his workplace, his expression became serious, just like the monarch El-Melloi II who was famous for working overtime. .

When Fourier walked into the institute, his young boss Otto was talking to a bishop in Tianming. Although he was facing a young man, the bishop still showed a deferential attitude towards Otto - of course, it was only on the surface. Respectfully, for these people, Otto has no reason to be respected except for his good surname and good status.

The Priests of Tianming are the spiritual and temporal rulers of the territory directly under Tianming's jurisdiction, and deliver supplies to Tianming's research department and military department.The medical team led by Otto cannot do without the material support of the bishops.

After seeing Fourier coming, Otto turned to his subordinates, his lake-green eyes filled with indifference: "You are five minutes late, but I forgive you."

Fourier sighed. Even if he is a boss, it is embarrassing to be reprimanded by a kid. Considering that Otto is the young master of the Akapolis family, Otto is as delicate as a little girl, and the treatment here is good. , he forgave Otto.

The son-in-law of the Kaslana family sounds very good, but the Kaslana family focuses on the path of fighting and has little involvement in the world, so even some destiny priests look down on the Kaslana family.

In contrast, the Akapolis family occupies a leadership position in destiny. Anyone who sees the surname Akapolis must consider whether he can speak to avoid causing trouble with his tongue.

Otto Akapolis is second only to his father and brother in the line of succession. Although it is unlikely that he will rule in this life, there may be some surprises. Fourier thought about it and felt that he I don't have the courage to offend this brat.

After all, we have to eat.

And he likes Otto and another kid named Kallen very much.Even the statue at the door is dirty. Perhaps only children like Otto and Kallen retain a trace of purity.

At the same time, as a scholar, Fourier respected him. Otto's talent was undoubted. He was a person who could truly change the times.

"Okay, Bishop, you can go back today." Otto concluded, "Fourier, let's go."

Fourier's boss has reached puberty, but he still looks like a young lady, with fair and delicate skin, and a childish voice that makes it difficult to distinguish between male and female. He also wears a long, loose, dress-like robe to cover his figure. Her long blond hair was tied to her chest with a rope.

If viewed from the front, Lord Otto is more like a pampered princess than the domineering one who sets off nuclear bombs and fireworks on the balcony. His beauty blurs gender, his coldness expresses his position, and his arrogance is even worse than that of any noble lady.

In fact, when Fourier first came to report on Otto, he misunderstood Otto's gender and looked at what he regarded as a "little girl who had lost her parents", and his actual boss "touched the head - hello" Sugar-help it find its parents” three times in a row.

In the horrified eyes of the surrounding employees, he squatted down to help him button up his collar and praised Otto for how beautiful he was.

"I am your boss Otto Akapolis," the "little girl" looked at him with disgust, "I'm glad you didn't take me to see the goldfish, otherwise I would have broken the glass and asked for five hundred dollars. Axeman, in a matter of seconds deprived you of your right to breathe.”

I have to admit, you are stronger now!

After making the same judgment as Mr. Jin, an enthusiastic citizen, Fourier succumbed, and Otto did not delve into it. Although he was still a child, Otto had the ability to distinguish between good and evil. He learned from Fourier's generous hands. I only felt warmth.

He's a stupid but bad guy.Otto mentally labeled Fourier.

In addition to Otto, the other kid is also difficult to deal with.

Although Karen Kaslana has not yet reached the age of 16, the age standard for entering the Valkyrie Army, her combat power has reached 5000 geese. Once she makes up her mind to do something, she will use her strange power to lead Otto to the full force. Street running.

Sometimes Otto's legs were hung with Fourier, who had been kidnapped innocently, and the reason was that Karen thought it was because he had the hands of a swordsman.

Chapter 18 Fantasy of the Undead IV

"So, you really don't want to learn swordsmanship? It would be boring to sit here all day long, and you would go bald."

Karen came over while Fourier was drawing the picture. The almost 16-year-old girl was wearing a nun's outfit from the Destiny Organization. She was conservative overall, but had a cut on her chest. The charming and deep ravine swallowed up the sunlight and fed back. Into an imaginative color palette.

As a married man, Fourier naturally looked away in embarrassment and dignity.

Karen is nearly 170cm tall and has stunning curves to match.It would probably be very hard for Karen to have those two hearts completely restrained in clothes.

That's why it is necessary to cut a hole at the top so that the bound human heart can get a little freedom and relief.

Kallen felt comfortable, but she was completely unaware of her lethality. Kiana once described Kallen to Fourier as being two to three cup sizes larger than her. She joked that they were both members of the Kaslana family. The difference in Valkyrie rating (BS) is as big as the difference in cup sizes (CE).

Fourier admitted that he had an instinctive admiration for Karen's muscular body, but it only stayed at the level of admiration.

The rational love for his wife, the emotional desire, the respect for secular rules, and the friendship between Otto and Karen made this trivial desire firmly suppressed in the bottom of his heart.

While Karen was talking to him, Fourier glanced at Otto secretly and found that although the young man was still smiling cordially, his eyes had a hint of jealousy.

Anyone who is not a fool can tell that Otto, a stinky brat, likes Kallen. Unfortunately, Kallen is the silly daughter of a landlord, and her relationship with Otto is still in the realm of close friends.

However, Karen is Otto's fiancée. Regardless of whether she has feelings for Otto or not, Otto will eventually get his wish and enjoy the daily life of domestic violence.

In Fourier's opinion, their relationship would not have the second ending.

Fourier loved these two children. Otto and Karen may be friends like a couple, or they may be a couple like friends.As an audience, the taste of these two relationships is like honey grapefruit tea and honey lemon tea, one is sweet with bitterness, and the other is sweet with sourness.

The love story between him and Kiana is that of Celtic hot pot, a pot of seasonings stewed with mutton. The cooking method is rough, but the taste is very refreshing, but the body cannot bear it after eating too much.

"My eldest lady, please spare me." After hearing Kallen's words, Fourier pointed at himself, "A goose can chase me everywhere, you expect me to learn the sword to fight Honkai Impact" Beast fight?"

"Even if you can't become a first-class swordsman, it's good to exercise." Kallen blinked, "There are always a few days every month, I can always see you walking in vain, it's with Kiana Let's fight, if you are willing to exercise, you may not lose to the Valkyrie."

How dare I fight a Valkyrie?It’s a miracle to me that Kiana has not been subjected to domestic violence so far.Fourier thought.

The members of the Kaslana family are born warriors, and Kallen, as the most talented one, was given elite education by the Destiny Organization from an early age. Her desire to cherish the world is a result of the Kaslana family’s family environment and acquired education. result.

For a female warrior, childbirth is a matter that greatly affects her career, which means that she has to be idle at home for almost a year. If her desire to have children is very strong and she has one child a year, then the investment of destiny will be Become a joke.

Therefore, Kallen, the strongest Valkyrie destined by destiny, must love everyone equally. She must become a saint, the patron saint of the weak, and fight for all the good things in this world.

Become a living sacrifice.

Faced with the Valkyrie, who has been castrated by justice and responsibility, if Fourier explains why he always walks around a few days a month, he will either be slapped into the wall by Kallen as a hooligan, or thrown into the wall by Otto. The cup summoned five hundred axemen and deprived him of his right to breathe on the spot.

"Uh-huh, that's my uncle here." Fourier replied.

Karen was an idiot. She couldn't hear the perfunctory tone in Fourier's words and said seriously: "People's physical fitness can be acquired. Fourier, when you really want to do something, the whole world will unite." Get up and do your favor.”

"A classic line from "The Shepherd Boy's Fantasy Journey". Miss, you didn't forget to read while training as a Valkyrie. It's really touching."

Fourier turned sideways and showed an inscrutable smile, and Kallen felt a strong sense of crisis in her heart for no reason.

"Karen, you can't stop learning.

Indigo is extracted from indigo, but it is darker than indigo; ice is condensed from water, but it is colder than water. If the Valkyrie studies extensively and reflects on herself every day, then she will be wise and understanding. , the behavior is no longer faulty. "

This is just the beginning of "Fuzi Encouraging Learning Chapter", but it is no less terrifying to Kallen than encountering an emperor-level Honkaimon.The Valkyrie lost the idea of ​​entangling Fourier to abandon literature and join the martial arts, covered her ears and ran away.

"I wish you will become a bald monster soon."

The Valkyrie gave Fourier the most vicious curse she knew, and this curse was very lethal to a 26-year-old man——

Ever since he met these two difficult brats, Fourier felt that his hairline had been receding.

"Fourier, in order to maintain the image of the Valkyrie and prevent beautiful bald girls from appearing on the battlefield, the Destiny Organization has developed hair transplant technology." Otto said seriously: "Do you need me to reserve a place for you?"

unnecessary!Fourier thought.

There is a rock-paper-scissors-like relationship between Fourier, Otto, and Kallen: he can restrain Kallen with persuasion, Kallen can restrain Otto with innocence, and Otto restrains Fourier with cold eyes. .

In them, the complexity of interpersonal relationships is fully reflected.

As an adult's little revenge and teasing, Fourier stopped Karen who was about to leave, talked about some topics that interested her, and teased the young boss with a humble mentality.

Sometimes he really wonders. Otto is in good condition, so why is he so humble when facing Karen?

This kind of humility is not only reflected in psychology. Otto follows Kallen's footsteps and will go through fire and water as soon as he is told. He is just like a little milk dog that has been well-fed by his mistress.