Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

This was a completely unexpected development, and he glared at Zhao Bei complainingly.

Zhao Bi immediately covered her mouth with understanding and apologized: "I'm sorry, Master, I didn't know this was a secret, so I can't tell it. I'm sorry, sister-in-law, you should forget what I just said."

After saying this, Zhao Pei lowered his head again, grabbed the dry food, and worked hard to cook.

Don't worry about this at all.

This loli did it on purpose!

"Jia, Mr. Jia, isn't this still something I can't know about?"

Zhao Pei's eyes became darker and duller, and even his face lost its previous vitality.

Now she feels more like a widow...

Gu Nuoyan pinched Zhao Bei's thigh hard under the table, and then said: "They are just Taoist couples practicing together. Taoist couples and marriage are two different things."

"Is that so?" Zhao Xin was confused.

"Of course not, wuwu, yes, yes, yes."

Seeing Zhao Bei trying to cause trouble again, Gu Nuoyan immediately gave him a killing look.

Zhao Pei had no choice but to change her words first and do it silently, and wait until one day she met a female cultivator who had a good relationship with her master before mentioning it again.

Master is so handsome, there must be many people who have a crush on him. When the time comes...

Zhao Bei giggled more and more.

Gu Nuoyan saw that the two of them stopped talking.

According to the original plan, he called Wang Hu who was standing at the back, "Captain Wang, please stop standing and come over to eat together."

"what?"

Wang Hu was taken aback.

Obviously he didn't expect that Gu Nuoyan would actually invite him.

If he could, he would definitely want to eat it, but the problem is that he can't.

After all, some of the dishes on this table were drugged by him.

If you accidentally eat it yourself, that's okay.

This man is really nice. Why did he invite me again? Maybe there is something wrong with his brain.

If Gu Nuoyan hears these words, Gu Nuoyan will definitely laugh, you are the one invited!It cost me nearly 1 yuan to simulate a poisonous murderer like you. If I don’t kill you for fun, how can I be worthy of my 1 yuan?

"This is an overstep and is against the rules." Wang Hu apologized. He was a subordinate. There was no reason for a subordinate to dine with his master. Besides, these masters were two royals.

Unexpectedly, Gu Nuoyan said: "We are now companions on the journey. There is nothing we can't surpass. You are right, Mrs. Zhao."

Zhao Xin nodded and said, "Captain Wang, please sit down and eat too."

"No, madam, this is really against the rules." Wang Hu's eyebrows twitched and he quickly refused again, "If Your Majesty finds out about this, I will lose my head."

Zhao Xin also hesitated when he heard this.

Just when Wang Hu thought about breathing a sigh of relief.

"It's okay if you don't tell me. God knows and the earth knows that you know and I know. If you don't tell me, who in this barren mountain will know." Gu Nuoyan said with a smile.

Zhao Xin agreed and cast a quick glance at Wang Hu.

The corners of Wang Hu's mouth twitched. He had no choice but to sit down obediently with resentment towards Gu Nuoyan.

At the same time, he comforted himself that as long as he didn't eat poisonous food, it would be fine. Not only that, he could also guide this man to eat poisonous food. This was not a crisis, but an opportunity for him.

Then Gu Nuoyan filled a bowl of porridge and placed it in front of him.

This porridge seems to be the one he poisoned.

At this moment, I could only hear the whisper of the devil Gu Nuoyan echoing in my ears:

"Wang Hu, it's time for porridge."

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[I feel pretty good after two days of relief. If nothing happens, I can resume the third update tomorrow. If there is an accident, I will start the third update the day after tomorrow. 】

Chapter 33 Porridge

In the hot summer, people are suffering, so I give them a heart-clearing medicine.

Bitter melon, white porridge, chrysanthemum tea, reduce heat and fatigue.

Although the weather is not too hot today, there is no bitter melon or chrysanthemum in the bowl of white porridge in front of me.

But, the medicine is there.

The only pity is that this is not a heart-clearing medicine.

But poisonous heart medicine!

One sip will make you live forever and return to the west.

"No, no need. Mr. Jia, you should drink it. I, I, will just eat some solid food."

Wang Hu laughed honestly and pushed the porridge away.

Just kidding, drinking is impossible unless you want to die.

"I need to eat solid food, that's easy to say."

Gu Nuoyan quickly broke off two pieces of dry food and threw them into the porridge. He stirred them carefully before pushing the porridge back.

Wang Hu's mouth twitched wildly, and he was about to open his mouth to continue to refute:

"I almost forgot, I should sprinkle some chopped green onion." Gu Nuoyan took some chopped green onion and sprinkled it.

Green scallions adorn the white porridge.

Just looking at it whets the appetite.

Wang Hu thanked his whole family directly from the bottom of his heart.

Is this a problem with green onions?Even if you throw a piece of gold into it, you can't hide the fact that it is poisonous porridge.

Wang Hu was sweating like rain, and his hands were shaking under the table.

He simply gritted his teeth and said, "Well, actually, I'm allergic to chopped green onions, so you should eat this porridge."

Wang Hu pushed the porridge back to Gu Nuoyan.

"Huh? Is there any? Did you eat chopped green onions before I met Captain Wang?" At this time, Zhao Pei raised his head while chewing on half a piece of dry food, with a look of doubt on his face.

"That was before. In fact, I just recently discovered that I am allergic." Wang Hu said smoothly.

"That's it."

Zhao Pei nodded in understanding, with pity in her eyes.

I can't even eat chopped green onions. It's really miserable.

She shook her head regretfully and continued to nibble on her dry food silently.

"I understand." Gu Nuoyan didn't press any further.

After all, it’s a physical problem, so it’s not easy to force it.

When Wang Hu saw this, he loosened his clenched hands and his palms became wet. Just when he thought he could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Gu Nuoyan smiled bitterly and sighed with regret, "Well, I know Captain Wang is still worried about the day I cheated you of your gold coins. I understand that you have the right to complain about me. If you don't accept my porridge, I won't accept it." Understand, it’s not your fault.”

Wang Hu:? !

I rely on you, uncle, the evildoer should file a complaint first!

"Don't talk nonsense here..."

Unable to bear it, Wang Hu slapped his legs angrily, pointed at Gu Nuoyan's nose and threatened to curse.

"is this real?"

But before that, Zhao Xin stared at him.

The words came to his lips and he choked them back.

Zhao Xin's eyes were displeased and she said coldly: "Captain Wang, we are traveling companions now, how can we care about that little thing? Besides, Mr. Jia saved our lives, not to mention ten gold coins, just one." Thousands of pieces, if he wants it, he has to give it!"

Then, she added shyly in her heart: Of course, if he wants me, I can give myself to him.

"That's not the case. I, I'm really allergic."

Wang Hu was still struggling.

But his current defense is so weak.

Zhao Xin was already half-infatuated with Gu Nuoyan, and with the grace of saving her life, the two emotions overlapped. So what if Wang Hu was really allergic?

Allergy is not a terminal disease, and at worst it can be cured.

"Captain Wang, just drink it quickly. With this bowl of porridge, your grudges will end here." Zhao Xin waved her hand.

"Yes, after eating this bowl of porridge, we will have no grudges in the future."

Gu Nuoyan took advantage of the situation and picked up the porridge and put it into Wang Hu's mouth.

Watching as the death's scythe is about to be sent deep into the throat.

"I, I, I don't drink!"

Wang Hu shook his arm.

bang-

The porridge fell to the ground.

The white porridge spilled all over the floor,

At this moment, time is silent.

Wang Hu panicked and hurriedly wanted to explain.

"Huh?! Why is this porridge bubbling?" Zhao Pei held dry food in his mouth and pointed at the porridge spilled on the ground in confusion.

I saw that the originally delicious white porridge was now gurgling and bubbling on the ground.

This state looks like...

Zhao Xin immediately exclaimed: "This porridge is poisonous?!"

The moment they heard this, a chill came from everyone's hearts.

Zhao Pei immediately vomited all the dry food in her mouth. She felt instantly nauseated and had no desire to eat at all.

"Captain Wang, what's going on?"

Thinking of Wang Hu's strange behavior just now, Zhao Xin immediately noticed something was wrong.

Her face was ugly and her expression became more and more unkind.

Wang Hu knew that he couldn't explain it at all, so he ran away immediately.

But after taking two steps, he found that he was just rolling around in the desert, with sand between his fingernails.

Looking back, I realized that my legs had been cut off at some point.

In the smooth cross-section, you can even clearly see the blood vessels cut in half, still trembling.

Such superb cutting skills prevented him from feeling pain immediately, and his feet were already separated from his body.

what happened?

Who did it?

"Ahhh!"

The belated pain came rushing back.

It pierced the nerves in his brain, causing Wang Hu to scratch his head and scratch his head in pain.

After a while, he screamed with runny nose and tears.