Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"Do you want to ask me something?" Gu Nuoyan suddenly asked.

Zhao Zhao's eyebrows twitched, and she was choked for a moment. She laughed dryly and said:

"Jia, Mr. Jia, why do you say that?"

"You don't want to say it."

Without further ado, Gu Nuoyan drank the herbal tea and turned around to leave.

"Wait a moment."

Zhao Zhao quickly called to stop.

Gu Nuoyan also stopped, crossed his arms and looked at her quietly, waiting for her performance.

Zhao Zhao's thin lips opened and closed slightly. After many attempts to speak but stopped, she pursed her lips and muttered: "Speaking of which, Mr. Jia, your black jade intermittent ointment is for your senior sister to use. She has been around since she broke her leg. How long."

"About three years," Gu Nuoyan responded, watching her continue to ask, "Any questions?"

"In this case, it would be best for me to go with you when the time comes." Zhao Zhao took advantage of the situation and said.

Gu Nuoyan tilted his head in confusion, and Zhao Zhao explained: "If the leg is only broken for a month, just take Black Jade Intermittent Cream both internally and externally, and the broken leg can be reconnected in as soon as three days, but beyond this time, Acupuncture and cupping are also needed as supplements, and the follow-up treatment lasts for about fifteen days.”

Is it still so troublesome?

This was indeed unexpected by Gu Nuoyan. He didn't expect that so many steps would be needed. If so, wouldn't he have to take Zhao Zhao back with him?

I always feel like there is some trouble...

Senior sister Xia Yingxin probably won't get into anything, but it's hard to say about the others... Gu Nuoyan's face gradually darkened.

Seeing this, Zhao Zhao raised his eyebrows in displeasure, put his hands on his hips and said, "Hey, what's that expression on your face? Do you dislike me?"

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense." Gu Nuoyan quickly denied it.

"No, you do." Zhao Zhao's cheeks bulged into small steamed buns. She didn't believe this evil.

She was still a little guilty and didn't know how to face this man.

But seeing his disgusted look, I became angry... Speaking of which, from the first time we met, this man has been very casual with me. Obviously I am the princess, I am the princess... ...She needs to be respected. Treating her so casually is really too much.

The more Zhao Zhao thought about it, the angrier and more unhappy he became. The shyness that he didn't know how to face was completely gone at this moment.

Instead, there was anger that wanted to give him some color.

But how can she get revenge?

By the way, that thing...

A flash of inspiration flashed before Zhao Zhao's eyes. She had a bad idea, but at this time, there was a problem with the alchemy furnace elsewhere, so she could only take care of that place for the time being.

Gu Nuoyan frowned. He was not blind. Although he didn't know what Zhao Zhao wanted to do specifically, he could still guess bad thoughts.

A great man once said that before facing danger, we must strike first.

So in order not to be squeezed dry, what we have to do is to knock her out first.

Sometimes it's so simple to keep a woman's body in uniform.

Did you lose school?

Uh-huh, let's get back to the point. In this case, it is inevitable to bring Zhao Zhao back.

Although he was a lot uneasy, he still had the simulator in hand. At worst, he could simulate it first when he went back to eliminate all risk factors.

But at the same time, you have to be careful about Zhao Zhao. After all, according to previous simulations, the princess's true personality is a masochist... Her true personality cannot be inspired.

After making arrangements, Gu Nuoyan planned to evacuate first, deal with Ye Shiji's side, and then deal with this side.

But as soon as he turned around and took two steps, something kicked at his feet.

When I looked down, I saw a notebook.

There is a famous person in the notebook-Zhao Zhao.

It's Zhao Zhao's notebook. Could it be the formula for Black Jade Intermittent Cream?

Out of curiosity, Gu Nuoyan picked it up and opened it to take a look.

Then he froze.

"In the first episode of "Two or Three Things About My Sister-in-law's Affair with My Husband", Sister-in-law Xin smashed Mr. Jia's clothes hanger..."

What is this?

Gu Nuoyan was confused when he saw the title.

But somehow, I feel like this thing must be interesting.

He flipped through it and read a section, then quickly closed it.

He silently took a sip of herbal tea to cool down his excited heart, and took another look at the small notebook in his hand.

At this moment, he just wanted to say a word.

——You are actually a cuckold slave.

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Chapter 7The Princess’s Anger

——The first time Sister-in-law Xin hit Mr. Jia with her clothes hanger

Widow Zhao was holding a fork pole in her hand to lift the curtain. Suddenly a gust of wind came. Widow Zhao's hand slipped and the fork pole hit the man's head impartially.

Widow Zhao was panicked. When she looked over, she realized that she had hit a man, and she kept laughing in apology.

The man under the curtain was hit with a fork like this, and he covered his head with his hands. He raised his head and wanted to curse. When he saw that Widow Zhao was so beautiful, he took back the curse words as soon as they came to his mouth.

When Widow Zhao took a closer look, she realized that it was her eldest sister-in-law's fiancé and her sister-in-law's teacher.

Facing this man who would be her future sister-in-law, Widow Zhao couldn't help but blush with embarrassment and said hurriedly: "I was blown away by the gust of wind just now and accidentally hit the official. I hope you won't be offended!"

Under the curtain, Mr. Jia was also enchanted by her beauty, and his body was numb. Hearing what she said, he quickly said with a smile: "It's all my fault. I can't walk without eyes. Don't blame me!"

Widow Zhao quickly joined in with a smile and said, "As long as the officials don't mind."

Mr. Jia joked: "My wife is so beautiful, how can I be so embarrassed to blame you? There is a motto that I don't understand. I wonder if my wife can answer it."

"Of course you can, officer. I wonder what the motto is?" Widow Zhao waved her hand and called him up.

Mr. Jia immediately rushed forward anxiously and handed a piece of paper to Widow Zhao.

Widow Zhao frowned slightly after reading it:

"Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me? I'm a stupid concubine and don't know what the official means."

Mr. Jia lightly fanned the folding fan in his hand and pursed his lips with a meaningful smile: "You will know when you turn it upside down and read it."

"Turn it over..."

Widow Zhao blinked her almond-shaped eyes, turned over the paper, and after reading it, her pretty face turned red immediately, and she rolled her eyes in annoyance.

"Young Master Jia is disgusting. He actually dares to molest my concubine. If Zhao Zhao finds out about this, I will become a sinner for the ages."

"It's cool to be a ghost under the peonies. If I can spend a spring night with my wife, everything is worth it."

"Then what are you waiting for, sir? Come quickly and spoil this bitch."

"Of course it's okay, my little lady."

"Jie Jie Jie Jie."

dong dong dong-

clap clap-

ahhh-

Hurry up--

...The earth is shaking and the mountains are shaking, and the spring scenery is full of fragrance. The content that follows is simply unbearable to look at. Calling it despicable, shameless and obscene would be an insult to that word.

Gu Nuoyan silently closed the notebook and took a breath.

Somehow, after reading this, he no longer had any desire in that regard.

It's the kind of thing where you don't have any desire for a long time.

I even felt sick to my stomach when I saw the word "widow"... I still won't play the drinking game with Zhao Mama tonight.

Gu Nuoyan looked at the notebook in his hand with a complicated expression.

He had somewhat guessed that Zhao Zhao was doing something he shouldn't have been doing lately, but he didn't expect that he would go so far.

It's so well written, no, it's really shameless.

How could Mr. Jia be so lustful!

Adaptation is not random, and joking is not nonsense.

In order to avoid ruining Mr. Jia's heroic and fearless image, this thing was quickly destroyed.

Gu Nuoyan glanced around and saw no one was around. He opened the alchemy furnace and threw the notebook inside.

The flames are burning brightly, and the sinful words will eventually turn into ashes and disappear in the world.

Gu Nuoyan's mood suddenly felt much better.

"Hey, it turns out you are also watching "Two or Three Things About My Sister-in-law's Affair with My Husband"."

Ok? !

Suddenly a voice sounded that made people's blood pressure soar.

Gu Nuoyan looked around and saw two medicine boys, each holding a book, talking together.

"Of course, this is now a must-read classic in the Western Regions. The portrait of the thirsty Widow Zhao in it is really great."

"No, no wonder Mr. Jia couldn't resist the temptation. If I had a widowed sister-in-law like this, I would definitely make her want to die every night."

"Speaking of which, this novel can actually be published with the surname Wang as the protagonist. Do you think the author named Zhaoriyan is a member of the royal family?"

"It's very possible, otherwise it would have been so astringent and without such a strong backing, there would have been no way it could have been published."

"Who do you think this author could be? There are only four people in the royal family now, but no one of them seems capable of writing such a thing."

"No matter who she is, there is absolutely no way she is Princess Zhao. Princess Zhao is such a serious and serious person, and she will never write such excellent things."

"I also think so. No one can be Princess Zhao."

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What the two drug boys were talking about was full of confidence and enthusiasm.

But Gu Nuoyan still said, you are all blind, poor baby.

Gu Nuoyan covered his face, feeling sorry for the ignorance of the two medicine boys.

"Speaking of which, this guy actually published a book. She's really good at it..."

Gu Nuoyan's mouth twitched. He never thought that one day he would become a character in a picture book.

It was true that he felt uneasy, but he was not panicked.

After all, you are writing about Jia Ming, what does it have to do with me, Gu Nuoyan.

Besides, I didn’t get hit on the head by the little lady.

He just played the game of feeding Mommy.

He walks upright, sits upright, and is not weak at all.

"Master Jia?"

Zhao Zhao came over after finishing his work, only to find that Gu Nuoyan looked like he had escaped into Buddhism.

What's going on?

"Your Majesty, there's nothing to do, so I'll leave first."

Gu Nuoyan bowed his hands and saluted Zhao Zhao respectfully.