Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Her white and tender legs stretched out from the water, raised generously, and she said in a bad tone:

"What is the situation between you and her?"

"That's what you saw." Gu Nuo said, scooping up a handful of water and washing his cheeks.

Zeng Qinghan snorted, "If you don't want to say it, forget it. I don't care about your affairs anyway."

He is just a tool for my cultivation, I don’t care about other things.

Yes, even if the sky falls, it has nothing to do with me.

It's irrelevant, that's how it should be...

"...Don't you have any previous memories?" she asked.

Gu Nuoyan said with a playful smile: "Don't you care?"

"Isn't it okay if I ask just to kill time? How dare you have any objections?!"

No, how could I dare to have an objection to a girl with a lot of water?

Even if it does exist, it can be ignored as long as there is enough water.

"That's right." Gu Nuoyan said calmly, as if it had nothing to do with him.

Zeng Qinghan frowned: "Don't you care?"

"I care." Gu Nuoyan said, "otherwise why would I ask her."

"No, you just want to give the other party a step down. Even if she doesn't plan to tell you in the end, you will still go." Zeng Qinghan denied.

Gu Nuoyan supported his body with one hand and looked at her playfully, "Are you so sure?"

"That's why I'm so sure." Zeng Qinghan also supported his body with one hand, in a symmetrical posture, and looked back at him with a firm tone.

After staring at such a girl for a long time, he shrugged and lay back down again: "Let's just treat it like that."

"Hmph, sooner or later you will lose your temper."

Clicking his tongue in disgust, Zeng Qinghan came out of the water.

She touched her swollen belly worriedly.

I just ate so much that it would take a while to digest it all.

Zeng Qinghan stepped on the water and left, but just when she was about to open the door, she stopped again.

"Hey."

"Ah."

"You...are not leaving, are you?" she asked suddenly.

Gu Nuoyan glanced sideways at the girl's back.

After a long time, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"I don't think I have anywhere to go."

"Heh, that's true."

With a sneer, Zeng Qinghan relaxed her shoulders, as if she got the answer she wanted.

However, the moment she stepped out of the door.

"what!!!"

A girl's scream broke the silence.

Zeng Qinghan and Gu Nuoyan immediately put on their clothes as quickly as possible and ran towards the sound without saying a word.

"Zhao Zhao? Zhao Bei?"

Gu Nuoyan didn't expect that it was these two people who asked for help.

And when their eyes fell on the attacker.

"Why, why are they here..."

At this moment, Zeng Qinghan's horrified eyes hid unbearable anger.

The attacker who appeared in front of everyone was Gu Zhi.

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[The next chapter is [-] words, and will be updated a little later. 】

Chapter 26 A chill in the waist [Second update, please vote for me]

"Han'er, she will be your queen mother from now on. You must get along well."

"Well, father, don't worry, I will definitely get along well with my mother."

"..."

"...Why, why, why did you betray your father and mother!"

"Betrayal? How can this be called betrayal? There is no doubt that this is his salvation, my stupid daughter~"

......

"what!!!"

Zeng Qinghan's roar resounded throughout the corridor.

Everyone's eyes were focused on her at this moment.

The spirit sword came out of the body and changed shape and steps, just like a flash of lightning.

There were several bloody kidneys strung on the silver sword blade.

Just sprinkle a handful of cumin to bring out the internal flavor.

"My, my waist."

The Gu corpse finally roared unwillingly, and all of them turned into ashes and disappeared into the world.

Looking at the scene in front of them, Zhao Zhao, Zhao Pian and even Gu Nuoyan felt a chill in their lower bodies at the same time.

Good feelings, it turns out that the second way to stop the zombies from moving is this.

This is too perverted, what genius came up with this method?

Gu Nuoyan felt a chill, but found that Zeng Qinghan did not stop after getting rid of these Gu corpses but continued to chase them out.

Just then, Ye Shiji Ye heard the sound and rushed over.

"Xiao Ji, I'll leave these two to you."

"Huh? Please ask me, please ask me for what?"

Ye Shiji was stunned and couldn't understand the situation at all.

After Gu Nuoyan finished speaking, he chased after him.

Not long after, he caught up with Zeng Qinghan.

"Say it quickly! Who, who, what bastard gave these things!"

Zeng Qinghan waved the leather whip he got from nowhere, and was whipped continuously, holding his head and lying on the ground, a 'woman' with a bulging front and back.

"I don't know, I really don't know. This charm was given to me by someone else."

The pitiful, weak and helpless woman with a bulging front and back is crying and begging for mercy, which is heart-breaking to watch.

But why does this 'female' voice sound so majestic?

"I ask you, who gave it to you!"

Zeng Qinghan asked indifferently, word by word.

And the moment the words fell.

Snapped--

"Wow~~."

He swung the whip hard and hit the perky buttocks.

He really showed no mercy at all.

"Almost there."

Even Gu Nuoyan felt a little palpitated, so he reminded him aloud.

"Brother, oh my god, brother, please take care of your mother-in-law, she is trying to kill someone."

The protruding 'woman' seemed to have seen her savior, and immediately rushed to Gu Nuoyan desperately and hugged his legs.

Only then did Gu Nuoyan clearly see the true face of this 'woman'.

"Are you, Zhao Jin?"

"Huh? Do you know this kind brother..."

Zhao Jin looked up excitedly, then his face froze and his voice stopped abruptly.

He stared at Gu Nuoyan dumbfounded, unable to say the next sentence for a long time.

Gu Nuoyan nodded understandingly, stepped back silently, and then looked at Zeng Qinghan.

"Just don't kill him."

"No, big brother, don't leave, big brother, big brother!!!"

Snapped--

The heavy whip was swung down, and the miserable wailing, even if the whipping stopped, could not stop for a long time, and kept echoing for a long, long time~~.

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"We must lock him up, but we can't let him escape again."

Afterwards, Zhao Zhao handed Zhao Jin, who had fainted, to the soldiers.

When the soldiers saw the woman with her eyes turned white, foaming at the mouth, and her front and back bulging, they couldn't accept the fact that this man was actually Zhao Jin.

After all, he is really too curvy, more curvy than most women.

"I didn't expect that Zhao Jin was willing to change his gender in order to escape. He is a ruthless man worthy of respect."

In another sense, Zhao Zhao sighed.

Gu Nuoyan also nodded in approval. If nothing else, this determination alone was worthy of recognition.

The only pity is that Zhao Jin is still ugly even after changing his gender.

It seems that no matter where it is, gender reassignment technology is not as powerful as in Savadika's country.

"So why are you here?" Gu Nuoyan looked at Zhao Zhao and asked.

Zhao Zhao suddenly trembled, paused, then immediately smiled and said:

"Of course I came to soak in the hot springs. I didn't expect to meet you here. What a fate."

"Are you sure you're just here to soak in the hot spring?" Gu Nuoyan tilted his head and asked.

Although his gaze was calm, it made Zhao Zhao feel very stressed.

This man is not easy to mess with.

"Of course, otherwise what else do you think I could do here? Follow you? Impossible."

Zhao Zhao put his hands on his arms and laughed perfunctorily.

This man really can't lie at all, and he can write such things that consume so much toilet paper.

"alright."

Gu Nuoyan did not pursue it.

Zhao Zhao was relieved when he heard this.