Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

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"I am human."

At least in my opinion, yes...

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Chapter 28 Enough for a table of mahjong [Three thousand words]

Ambiguous answer.

It sounds a little bit bad.

Zeng Qinghan pretended to be a joke: "So you are really not a human being, right?"

"If not, what are you going to do?" Gu Nuoyan blinked and asked, "Are you going to kill me?"

"Oh, wouldn't it be too easy to kill you?" Zeng Qing laughed coldly, grabbed him by the collar, closed the distance, and pressed their foreheads against each other, "I will imprison you and train you to become my No one can get close to you except me, you are mine."

"I don't want to use anything that belongs to me. Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are really a horribly evil princess." Gu Nuoyan gritted his teeth, seeming to feel sorry for meeting such a lunatic.

"What? Is it possible that you just now know that I am such a person?" Zeng Qing asked with a cold smile, raised her little foot and stepped on his abdomen hard, "It would be better to say that you should be grateful to me for being tolerant and not despising you for being inhumane. If I had been someone else, I would have wiped out all the evil spirits like you."

"It's as if you didn't kill the descendants of my Gu family." Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes coldly.

Zeng Qinghan frowned: "What a mess, who has killed your descendants?"

"Why not?" Gu Nuoyan said confidently with his hands on his hips, "Just now you killed hundreds of millions of my descendants."

"Don't make false accusations against me, I didn't..."

The words stopped suddenly, and Zeng Qinghan's cheeks turned red visibly.

As a result, his legs pinched unnaturally hard.

Gu Nuoyan glanced at him and said aggrievedly: "Look, just a second ago, you once again killed thousands of descendants of my Gu family."

"you this?!"

Zeng Qinghan almost couldn't help but yell, he had never seen such a bad person.

If she didn't know this man's personality well, she would really...

Gu Nuoyan sighed with regret, "Oh, my Gu family was originally sparse, and now you have killed so many potential descendants. How do you think this account should be settled?"

"What? You still want me to pay you?!"

"Hey, you said this, I didn't."

Gu Nuoyan spread his hands to express his innocence.

This time, Zeng Qinghan was really in a panic.

This feels as if I have been prostituted, and in the end I have to pay for it, which is outrageous, eh?Wait, something doesn’t feel right about this metaphor.

Who was prostituted?Who was prostituted? !It's obviously my aunt that I should sleep with him!

"But since you've laid it all out, let's just do the math." Gu Nuoyan counted with his fingers, "Every time you kill one of my Gu family descendants, it's cheaper. It'll cost you one yuan. Look, For the sake of my junior sister, the children and grandchildren you killed in the past will not be counted on you. You can just pay the cost of killing the children and grandchildren just now. I think you can give me about [-] million... "

"That's enough for you. How do you know I'm smothering you instead of nurturing you?"

Zeng Qinghan interrupted the conversation with an unbearable roar.

The words stopped abruptly at this moment. Gu Nuoyan was stunned and his mouth opened in a circle.

Stop talking. At this moment, Gu Nuoyan almost forgot to breathe.

Zeng Qinghan also realized at this moment what outrageous words he had just said, and red clouds surged on his pretty face.

She quickly defended: "I, I mean, there are so many descendants in your Gu family, there will always be one or two that I miss, and then give them to me, no, you bastard, you even made me say it What!"

"I didn't tell you anything." Gu Nuoyan was speechless.

Zeng Qinghan's face turned redder, and he became more and more ashamed.

In order to avoid the embarrassment of digging out three bedrooms and one living room.

She decided to screw him over.

As the saying goes, as long as I am not embarrassed, the one who is embarrassed is the other party.

Just do it.

But the two of them just got excited.

"Wouldn't it be true that your appearance will increase the survival rate of my Gu family's descendants?"

"You bastard, just move on your own and stop talking nonsense!"

Zeng Qinghan roared and waved his fists, baring his teeth.

Alas, who told me that the power of life and death whether the descendants of my Gu family will drown or not lies entirely with you.

You are powerful, you have the final say.

Gu Nuoyan concentrated on transporting the Gu family's descendants, while Zeng Qinghan spared no one and concentrated on strangling the poor descendants.

"Master, where are you? Come out quickly. Stop playing hide and seek. Berry misses you all night."

A voice protected the Gu family's suicide squad who were dying.

"Who is she?" Zeng Qinghan asked while concentrating on strangling the descendants of the Gu family who had invaded the territory.

Gu Nuoyan replied while sending his descendants off: "The apprentice I accepted is a little princess from the Western Regions."

"Jockey Meizu."

"Where did you learn this word?" Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes speechlessly, "She is still a child."

"Loli old lady."

"Real kids!"

"Oh, five years to start."

"Hey, you have to argue with me, right?" Gu Nuoyan was angry.

In order to punish the ignorant woman in front of him, he sent Sun Fa, a descendant of the Gu family, to attack.

Facing an overwhelming force, the Gu family's army attacked one after another.

No matter how good Zeng Qinghan was at hunting down the descendants of the Gu family, he would still be defeated in the face of such a powerful army.

After a while, the Gu family's army was littered with corpses, and they fell on Zeng Qinghan's royal pet, the armored shell.

"Damn it, ha, ha, you, just wait for me, ha, ha, sooner or later I will have to pay you back this debt."

Zeng Qinghan was panting, wiped the sweat from his forehead, put on his skirt and black stockings, and put down his bold words.

Gu Nuoyan raised his lips in disdain.

It wasn't that Gu Nuoyan looked down on her, it was just the fact.

He can then rely on infinite simulations to continuously choose two to increase his energy.

Even if one day, Zeng Qinghan becomes stronger and has the tendency to kill her.

But in the face of infinite simulation, everything is just a cloud.

The two came out of the hidden room and happened to bump into Zhao Pei who happened to be walking towards them.

Zeng Qinghan quickly looked up and down the little Loli, his eyes flashed, and he seemed a little surprised, but she didn't say anything and just passed her by.

Zhao Pei scratched the back of his head in confusion, trotted over to Gu Nuoyan and asked:

"Master, Master, who is that sister?"

"She is my second junior sister, Zeng Qinghan." Gu Nuoyan replied.

Zhao Bei suddenly understood and nodded in understanding, "It turns out to be my uncle, but why does my uncle look at me like that? It feels so weird."

Zhao Bei crossed her arms, feeling very distressed.

Could it be that she is jealous because she is so cute?

Don’t tell me, it’s very possible!

"I don't care what you are thinking, but it's definitely not what you think." Gu Nuoyan mercilessly exposed, "And you are not cute at all."

"Ugh, Master, you are bullying me. My disciple is so cute and easy to push. I really don't know what you are waiting for, Master." Zhao Pei's cheeks bulged into small steamed buns, complaining of dissatisfaction.

"What do you have to do with me?"

Gu Nuoyan went straight to the topic and didn't want to talk nonsense.

"Master, are you sure you can continue to talk to me like this?" Zhao Bei narrowed his eyes faintly, and his tone suddenly changed.

Gu Nuoyan's brows twitched, as if he noticed something.

Zhao Pei put one hand behind her back and half-covered her mouth with the other hand. She bent over and said quietly with a dark smile on her face:

"Hehe, well, Master himself knows this. It would be boring if the disciple directly exposes it."

Gu Nuoyan sneered: "No, let's talk about it, or let my teacher take a look. Maybe my teacher can help you refer to it."

Zhao Bi waved her little hand: "No, no, my sister and Sword Master are still waiting for us. Let's go over there quickly."

After saying that, Zhao Pei jumped up and down and ran forward happily.

Staring at the back, Gu Nuoyan's eyes were half closed.

I wonder if he is overthinking it.

He suddenly had a bad premonition.

......

"Emmmm, you stinky girl, you did it on purpose."

"Master, I don't know what you are talking about."

Zhao Liang blinked innocently.

Her watery, round eyes were pure and innocent, and she really couldn't see any evil thoughts.

If he hadn't known this guy's true identity, Gu Nuoyan would have just picked him up and slapped him on his ass.

Why was Gu Nuoyan so angry?

The reason is simple.

Now in this room, there are enough women with whom he has a close relationship to form a mahjong table...

Ye Shiji, Zeng Qinghan, Zhao Zhao, oh, this is not a woman who knows her roots, she must be thrown away. This is the woman of the Zhao family who knows her roots, Zhao Xin is the right one.

Facing the women who gathered here and were inextricably related to his descendants, he felt very complicated.

It shouldn't be a matter of recreating Brother Cheng later.

Under the table, Gu Nuoyan pinched Zhao Bei's butt hard to punish her.

Then his eyes fell on the four women who were also staring at him.

It was just a normal look, but Gu Nuoyan seemed to smell a strong smell of gunpowder in the air.

"Gu, Mr. Jia, this is..."

As an elder, Zhao Xin cast her eyes on Zeng Qinghan and asked the question first.

"Oh, this is..."

"His junior sister, Zeng Qinghan."

Zeng Qinghan interrupted the conversation coldly.

"Ah, yes."

Gu Nuoyan twitched the corner of his mouth, nodded, and turned to Zeng Qinghan and said: