Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Suddenly the charm on his waist flashed.

It was a call from the righteous killer Yun Qian.

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*To Be Continued

Volume [-] The Hypocritical Phoenix

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Chapter 1 Who wants to die [Second update please vote for me]

Zhongzhou.

This place is ruled by the Zhou family of the Xuanyuan Dynasty, led by the four major families.

Since ancient times, the imperial power has always been supreme, assisted by the four major families.

However, due to the fact that the four major aristocratic families have become more and more powerful in recent years, and the various princes are fighting openly and secretly within the royal family, the power belonging to the emperor has been divided less and less, and there seems to be a tendency to be emptied out.

The current Holy Week Emperor is also quite worried about this.

He is so frustrated as an emperor now.

His beloved concubine, Princess Han, mother of the sixth prince of Qi, Zhou Zhen, and the second prince of Chu, Zhou Yu, was also quite troubled.

You know, if the emperor's power decreases, her power will naturally decrease as well.

Her quality of life will be greatly reduced.

This is the only thing she absolutely doesn't want.

"Why don't we just send troops to take back all the power." Princess Han gave a suggestion.

Emperor Zhou snorted and didn't even bother to scold this woman.

If he could easily take back power by sending troops, he would have sent troops long ago. As for delaying it until now?

Women are women, and their knowledge is too short-sighted.

"I, I also want to help your majesty share your worries."

Concubine Han shrank her shoulders in grievance.

"Okay, okay, you better stop causing trouble. You should eat, drink, and do whatever you need to do."

Emperor Zhou waved his hand in disgust and drove Princess Han out.

This is really aggrieved to Princess Han. She used to hug her every night and call her "Little Tiantian" before she even dated her. Now the new person has become the old person. Because I have given birth to two children, she starts to dislike me.

Isn't it just a little bit loose?

Smelly men like tight ones.

dong dong dong-

Just when the two were depressed, there was a knock on the door, and it was their son, King Zhou Yu of Chu, who walked in.

"My son, I would like to send my regards to my father, the emperor, and my mother, the queen."

Zhou Yu bowed to the two of them respectfully and bowed his hands.

Emperor Zhou also straightened his posture and assumed the position of a superior, and said in a deep voice: "Yu'er is so late, what can I do?"

"Go back to my father, I am here to relieve my father's worries." Zhou Yu said with a smile.

"Oh? Jieyou?" Emperor Zhou was stunned for a moment, and then sneered, "My good boy, it would be nice if you don't cause trouble to my father, and you even talk about Jieyou, ha."

Emperor Zhou said angrily. He was more or less aware of Zhou Yu's little actions, but he did not punish him because he had loosened his imperial authority.

Now I actually have the nerve to come in front of him and say such things.

"I'm afraid you don't want to take my place to relieve your worries. You don't have to." Emperor Zhou snorted coldly and flicked his sleeves heavily.

"Your Majesty, please calm down, Yu'er definitely didn't mean this." Concubine Han quickly begged, "Yu'er, please tell the truth quickly, don't be angry with your father."

Zhou Yu showed a bitter expression when he heard this, and replied: "My father is so suspicious of the child, which makes the child feel a little chilled. Everything the child has done is for the father."

Hearing this, Emperor Zhou's brows twitched slightly.

But his serious expression didn't change much. Who doesn't know how to say nice things? If you have the ability, please give me back your military power first.

Even if the military power is not returned, it will be whatever you say.

"Father, this is the child's military talisman. Now return it to father." Zhou Yu knelt on his knees and presented the military talisman with respectful hands.

Emperor Zhou was dumbfounded for a time. He actually returned it. He was not joking, but said that the military talisman was fake and was just to deceive him.

"Father, the military talisman is indeed real. I am really willing to return the military talisman, and at the same time I am willing to give up everything I have now. However, I have only one request. I hope my father is willing to believe me."

After hearing Zhou Yu's serious speech, Emperor Zhou was confused as to whether he was really overthinking it.

Concubine Han took advantage of the situation and said, "Your Majesty, you see how filial Yu'er is. This is all Yu'er's intention."

"...It seems that Father really misunderstood you."

After receiving the military talisman, Emperor Zhou believed in Zhou Yu again.

Looking at the son in front of him who was pleasing to the eye from head to toe, he asked:

"That's probably more than what you want to say."

"As expected of your father, you really know things like a god." Zhou Yu praised, "My son brought good news to my father. Didn't my father always want to have a new concubine? I have already found one." ”

"Oh really?!"

Emperor Zhou doesn't feel sleepy when talking about this.

"emperor......"

Concubine Han on the side immediately felt aggrieved and pouted.

Seeing this, Emperor Zhou quickly comforted him and said, "The harem has been empty recently. If we don't expand the harem, my face will be wiped out."

"But......"

"Don't worry, my dear concubine, no matter how many concubines I have, you will always be my favorite, and the position of master of the harem must belong to you."

"Your Majesty, you must tell me the conversion number, but you can't lie to me." Concubine Han nudged him coquettishly.

"Easy to say, easy to say." Emperor Zhou patted Concubine Han's arm comfortingly, and then his eyes returned to Zhou Yu.

"Tell me, which girl is she from?"

Emperor Zhou licked his mouth.

"Back to my father, I am the eldest daughter of the Xia family, Xia Yingxin."

"Um?!"

The smile on Emperor Zhou's face disappeared instantly.

Even Concubine Han's face turned stiff.

The Xia family, Xia Yingxin, was a name they were all too familiar with. It was because of this woman, their youngest son, Zhou Zhen, that he died unexpectedly, leaving the white-haired man to give away the black-haired man.

How could they look good upon hearing this name now, besides.

"If I remember correctly, this Xia Yingxin is already a useless person. The Xia family actually agreed to send her to the palace. I am afraid they want to completely change the country's name to Xia."

Emperor Zhou snorted in a deep voice and slapped the handle of the seat hard. The two mustaches on the corners of his mouth trembled, full of anger.

Concubine Han also cast a dissatisfied look, asking her to be a sister to the enemy who killed her son, what a joke.

But Zhou Yu chuckled: "Father, please rest assured. The current head of the Xia family has already said that as long as my father is willing to accept Xia Ying into the palace, all the power held by the Xia family will return to the imperial power."

"Is this true?" Emperor Zhou suddenly became interested.

Zhou Yu took advantage of the situation and said:

"To show sincerity, the Xia family has handed over half of its military power, which is all contained in the military talisman just now."

"Okay, okay, then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get your wife."

Emperor Zhou clapped his hands and applauded excitedly.

You know, both men and women prefer women younger than themselves.

Only men who like to eat soft food like older women.

However, Zhou Yu's next words poured cold water on him:

"This will take some time for the time being. Xia Yingxin is not at the Xia family now."

"Then where is she?" Emperor Zhou asked.

"Huanhe Sect."

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at the same time.

In the forbidden area behind the Huanhe Sect, Xia Yingxin pushed her wheelchair, holding a long sword in her arms, and said comfortingly to the two little foxes huddled in the corner:

"Stay here and don't open the door no matter who shows up."

"What about Sister Xia?" Yaya asked worriedly.

"Sister, go out and take care of the garbage."

Xia Yingxin smiled calmly and patted their little heads comfortingly.

After going out, the smile disappeared in an instant. Xia Ying was filled with anger and pushed the wheelchair outside the house with her spirit sword.

Looking back at the soldiers gathered outside the door, she pulled out the sword in her hand.

"Who wants to die!"

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[Second update, please give me a monthly pass. This volume will almost fill a lot of holes. 】

Chapter 2Choose to forgive him

At night, the moon is dark and the wind is high.

A girl with long hair is standing here, the breeze is blowing, and thousands of strands of green silk are fluttering in the wind.

The high-spirited girl is holding a sharp sword, just like a majestic and immovable mountain. The girl seems to have stepped out of the painting, eye-catching, charming and profound.

The only thing that is regrettable is that the girl is sitting in a wheelchair at the moment. If it were her before, now she would definitely be a high-heeled black stockings swordsman that makes people want to kneel down and lick her.

It's a pity that there is no if.

Facing the dark soldiers, the girl held her sword tightly from beginning to end without relaxing at all.

The atmosphere at the scene was tense, and the war was about to break out.

At this time, footsteps were heard from the soldiers in front.

The soldiers spontaneously divided into two groups, and a tall but skinny man walked out slowly, holding a dead wood cane in his hand.

He is the eldest son of the Xia family, Xia Yingxin's brother - Xia Dongfeng.

As soon as he saw the girl in the wheelchair, Xia Dongfeng showed an unbearable expression. He covered his face and washed his face with tears. He was really... so happy.

"Hahaha, my good sister, my good sister, I can't believe that after several years of seeing you, you are still so frustrated. No, you are more frustrated than you were a few years ago. I am embarrassed to recognize you as a brother."

"Ha, it's as if I want to recognize you." Xia Yingxin snorted coldly, looking with disdain, "Why are you back?"

"The second brother was killed. As the healthy heir, brother Wei will naturally come back, ugh cough cough cough."

How are you healthy? You look like you have kidney deficiency... Xia Ying rolled her eyes and cursed in her heart.

Her eldest brother Xia Dongfeng has been frail and sick since he was a child, so he has been disliked by the family since a long time ago. Even his father, who is the head of the family, does not want to make him his heir, but because of his status as the eldest son, he has been holding back.

Until it was discovered that he was having an affair with his father's concubine.