Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"You, what do you want to do? I, I can tell you clearly that I am the future heir of the Xia family, and His Highness the King of Chu is still my good friend. If you dare to attack me, you will definitely suffer... ....”

Snapped--

Before he finished speaking, Gu Nuoyan slapped him directly.

Xia Dongfeng immediately turned red and became angry. He pointed at Gu Nuoyan and began to scold him.

"You damn girl, give me another hit if you have the guts..."

Snapped--

"I."

Snapped--

"Fuck you."

Snapped--

pop-

The slaps came one after another, lasting for a while, and then stopped.

Gu Nuoyan looked at the noble man who was beaten into a pig's head with regret, then turned to Yun Qian and said heartbrokenly: "Begging me to beat him. This is the first time I have heard such a mean request. Do you think he should be... The cerebellum may be underdeveloped."

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Chapter 5 Your life will be threatened

Yun Qian crossed her arms and nodded affirmatively.

"I think so too."

Xia Dongfeng's lips twitched when he heard the two people's unabashed comments. Haven't these two people heard that a scholar cannot be killed without humiliation?This really pisses me off.

Xia Dongfeng really wanted to curse, but instead thought about what had just happened.

His heart palpitated and he trembled:

"You, who are you, why are you having trouble with me, and where did I offend you."

Gu Nuoyan glanced coldly:

"Ao Mei'er."

"Um?!"

"It seems you know very well." Gu Nuoyan sneered.

Xia Dongfeng asked tremblingly and uneasily, "Who are you? How do you know Meier Niang?"

Gu Nuoyan did not answer his question, but pursed his lips and smiled: "Do you want to live?"

live? !That's not nonsense. Of course you want to live. Who would want to die if they are normal?

Xia Dongfeng was suddenly startled and quickly nodded yes.

"Very good." Gu Nuoyan nodded with satisfaction, "If you say this when you go back, I will ensure that you survive, otherwise..."

"You say it, please say it, and I promise to complete the task."

Xia Dongfeng was like a monkey preparing to have sex, his heart was filled with excitement.

After all, after escaping from here, he can do whatever he wants, so there is no way to be afraid of him.

Tsk tsk tsk, this man is still too young. He is pretending to agree now. After leaving here, he will gather elite soldiers and generals to conquer this place. He will make this man and woman completely surrender before him!

Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie.

"Very good, I'm very touched that you have such determination." Gu Nuoyan nodded with satisfaction, "So I, eh? Look what that is."

Gu Nuoyan pointed forward, and Xia Dongfeng looked along.

Huhu——

Empty and quiet, with only boring grass and nothing else.

"There's nothing, you want me, ugh!"

Before he finished speaking, Xia Dongfeng felt a huge thing being stuffed into his mouth, and before he could react, he was punched directly in the stomach.

then.

Gollum.

Just swallowed it.

"You, you, you bastard, what did you feed me?"

Xia Dongfeng quickly grabbed his throat and retched, trying to spit out the thing, but no matter how hard he tried, nothing could come out.

Gu Nuoyan looked at him indifferently and snorted: "Stop it, the Seven-Day Broken Heart Powder melts in your mouth. If you want to vomit it out, you have no choice but to have your stomach lavaged."

"What? Seven-Day Broken Heart Powder?! You, you, why do you have poison from the Western Regions? You, who are you?"

Xia Dongfeng put his hands on the ground and fell to his knees with a thud.

His cheeks completely lost color and became pale and weak. At this moment, he clearly realized that he seemed to have provoked some important person that he shouldn't have provoked.

"It doesn't matter who I am." Gu Nuoyan said coldly, "What matters is that you are my dog ​​now, and your dog's life will be in my hands from now on."

"I, I, I..."

Xia Dongfeng was speechless. In the end, his shoulders were helpless and he sat on the ground like a resigned duck.

Whether you like it or not, you can only silently accept his miserable and miserable life.

What a sin~~.

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"Jiejiejiejiejiejiejie, it's interesting, it's really interesting. Brother Yan, why don't you just follow the righteous path and follow others? Compared with the righteous path, the devil's path is more suitable for you."

Yun Qian leaned against the big tree and looked at Gu Nuoyan with a cheerful smile.

Yun Qian saw everything that happened just now. She clearly witnessed how Gu Nuoyan brutally tortured Xia Dongfeng.

Tsk tsk tsk, that method is simply more brutal than hers.

Yun Qian's snow-white legs shrank, making her wet with excitement.

"Ha, you think so highly of me." Gu Nuoyan laughed at himself, "But forget it, being with a madman, I'm afraid I will be assimilated."

"Brother Yan is disgusting. He actually calls someone crazy. Have you ever seen such a cute lunatic?" Yun Qian held her jade finger in her mouth and looked at her with resentment.

Gu Nuoyan waved his hand in disgust and said:

"Okay, it has nothing to do with you here. Just go and do whatever you need to do."

"Humph, Brother Yan, who has always been in trouble but has given up, doesn't recognize anyone when he puts on his pants, and he treats people like this." Yun Qian choked, with no tears in her eyes, "Obviously, I haven't slept a wink these days, and everyone is... Say no, Brother Yan, you still insist on doing things and don’t give me a chance to close my eyes. Wow, you haven’t slept for so many days in a row, and I feel like my body doesn’t belong to me anymore.”

"...This is the first time I've heard staying up late described as so fresh and refined." Gu Nuoyan's eyebrows twitched.

However, Gu Gu Nuoyan did not relax and was still indifferent to this.

After all, this woman is dangerous in every sense of the word.

It is real evil.

If he can't handle the relationship well, what awaits him is endless darkness.

Gu Nuoyan knows this better than anyone else.

"Quickly put away your poor acting skills. If you continue, it will only make you think you are funny." Gu Nuoyan said in disgust.

"Ah, that's such a pity." Yun Qian stopped pretending to cry, "I originally thought that if you wanted to, I couldn't give someone else's first blood to you."

"You still have first blood?!" Gu Nuoyan opened his mouth in shock.

His calm and indifferent face collapsed, he was really scared this time.

The corner of Yun Qian's mouth twitched, her expression froze, and she smiled softly and said, "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

"Sorry, no offense intended, I was just scared."

Gu Nuoyan looked away leisurely.

"Really?" Yun Qian looked at her suspiciously.

Gu Nuoyan had no choice but to clear his throat and said again:

"Hmm, by the way, aren't you looking for someone? How are you doing?"

"Thanks to you, there's basically no problem." Yun Qian showed a satisfied smile.

Gu Nuoyan frowned when he heard this, "My blessing, what do you mean?"

"That's the literal meaning, why do you want to know." Yun Qian giggled, "It's not impossible for me to tell you, but in this case, the three things I promised you will be gone. ."

"That's fine."

Gu Nuoyan flatly refused. To be honest, who Yun Qian wanted to find had nothing to do with him.

Besides, since she has been found and it has not affected his life, it is good to leave it like this.

This is what Gu Nuoyan originally thought.

but.

"Are you really sure? Don't blame me for not warning you. I'm afraid you will regret it afterwards, and maybe even your own life will be in trouble."

Yun Qian sneered meaningfully, staring straight at him with her deep gaze, which once made him feel very uncomfortable.

What's going on with this discomfort?

Could it be true as she said.

Is this person she's looking for bad for me?

If this is true, who is this person?

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Chapter 6 It’s thick and delicious [Second update, please vote for me]

"My dear brother Yan, do you suddenly want to know again?"

Yun Qian put her hands behind her back and smiled sweetly.

Gu Nuoyan withdrew his excited gaze and said with a cold smile:

"Do not want to."

"Cut, it's boring."

Yun Qian put her hands behind her head and waved her hands casually, "Then I'll leave first. Call me if you need anything. Oh, by the way, I'm also very welcome to help you with your physical needs."

"I do not need."

Gu Nuoyan kept a straight face as he watched the smiling and cheerful girl disappear into the darkness.

If you ask her who is the most difficult woman to deal with, he will probably answer directly without hesitation.

This murderer is really difficult to deal with in every sense of the word.

Gu Nuoyan shrugged and looked at the cabin on the roof.

In the darkness, only a light on the top of the mountain was on.

So how should he explain next?

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