Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"Disciple, Gu Nuoyan pays homage to Master."

"Well, come in."

Inside, a familiar cold female voice came.

As always, there is not much difference from the impression.

Something's wrong...

Gu Nuoyan frowned.

Recalling the last time I saw Liu Yue, she looked a little strange, plus the matter of the phoenix egg.

Experience tells Gu Nuoyan.

There's something wrong behind this door.

So, after a long time, it’s here.

It's called - Analog Moment.

I don't know if it's because he has vented his energy a little too much recently. His inner demon journey from the sixth level to the seventh level has become unresponsive recently, as if he has fallen into dormancy.

There is no danger of suddenly entering the devil's mind.

In this case, there is no need to hesitate.

Let's start our simulation.

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[Second shift asking for a monthly pass]

Chapter 9 The Return of Simulation

[Recharge successful, current balance is 10000]

[Yes/No Sims will spend 2000 money points once. 】

I don't have much money left now, and I have to go find the old woman later.

Gu Nuoyan lamented that it was getting harder and harder to make money.

Yes.

The simulation begins.

[, you came to meet Master Liu Yue and conveyed the news to Liu Yue that you wanted to be on the list of gods. 】

[Liu Yue was shocked after hearing this. She did not deny it immediately, but asked you about your true strength now. Your answer was. 】

stop.

Gu Nuoyan came here to make a decision.

Immediately the branching options appear.

[A, tell her truthfully about your strengths and weaknesses, and say that if you don’t believe it, you can come and try it yourself. 】

[B, continue to disguise yourself, saying that you are just a short and weak three-second man. 】

[C, half exposed and half reserved, it means that the most you can do is call me daddy. 】

Although there are so many problems with the wording of each option.

But in fact, this is not harmful. Anyway, it is a matter of continuing to act like a pig or showing that you are actually a mighty tiger.

Now that I am planning to be on the list of geniuses, I may not be able to continue pretending.

But think of everything he has experienced with Liu Yue so far.

Although there was no definite evidence, Gu Nuoyan felt that she was just waiting for him to become stronger.

Then use Crow Flying on yourself.

So far, after tempering his energy with countless second options, his oyster-picking skills are no longer what they used to be.

But even so, he was still powerless when facing the old woman and flying with the old woman's crow.

Let’s continue pretending in front of Liu Yue first.

[You said that you were just a three-second man. Liu Yue smiled evilly. She expressed disbelief. She jumped into the air and used her stunt to fly like a crow. You were exploited for 49 and [-] days. 】

【With the last drop of nectar falling from the flower stamens. 】

【You are old and skinny. 】

"..."

It's okay, it's still within the acceptable range. In fact, if you think about it carefully, your performance so far says that you are still a scumbag. Even a stupid fox like Yaya doesn't believe it.

(Yaya:???)

In fact, the correct choice should be to leave three points and expose seven points.

[...You tell Liu Yue that you are actually quite durable. 】

[Liu Yue smiled evilly and said she wanted to try how long it lasted. 】

[After 49 days of Qiqi, you will be so happy together. 】

【How old are you. 】

"..."

Damn you, if you are in a good relationship, this is a ticket to hell with no return, right?

Gu Nuoyan looked depressed.

It seems that you should just find any reason to run away.

Anyway, in the end I honestly admitted that I was still sitting on it.

[...You tell Liu Yue truthfully about your current strength, Liu Yue expresses that she is proud of you, and she agrees to let you enter the list of geniuses. 】

"..."

He didn't want to say anything. At this moment, Gu Nuoyan just wanted to say one thing.

Sure enough, you can’t believe what a woman says!

Pinching his brows, Gu Nuoyan continued to look at the simulation.

Now that the strength aspect is fine, there should be no problems later.

[However, she made a request. Only if it is met, will she allow you to enter the list. 】

[You had no other choice and agreed to Liu Yue’s request]

[Then Liu Yue took out the whip, raised her butt towards you, and begged you to whip her. 】

Gu Nuoyan:? ? ?

Gu Nuoyan crossed his arms and took a serious look.

Weird.

Rubbed his eyes.

Take a closer look again.

Still weird.

No, you're imitating the wrong person. Shouldn't it be Zhao Zhao's prerogative to ask for a whipping?What kind of fun are you, an old woman, doing here?

I don't want to listen to the old woman's gasping. Uh-huh, I mean, this master must have been stimulated by something. How could it be like this?

"Could it be that she ate the phoenix egg and the phoenix egg caused the impact?"

Regardless of whether this is the case or not, luckily I simulated it in advance, otherwise I really don’t know if I can hold it steady when faced directly.

However, along with it, a problem also emerged.

It’s a matter of options next.

[A, it’s hard to disobey the teacher’s orders, so I whipped him hard until her butt blossomed. 】

[B, how can it be done through clothes?You said that you have to take off all your clothes to get beaten. 】

[C, you are wrong, you turn around and ask him to whip you. 】

No matter which one it is, it's very perverted.

By the way, isn't there an option to just leave?

I don’t know if he is overthinking it, but I always feel that after the simulator evolved, this function is not as easy to use as before.

Gu Nuoyan crossed his arms, thought carefully for a moment, and chose C.

To say why.

The reason is simple.

Blindly obeying will only be counterproductive. This is the truth he learned during this trip to the Western Regions.

The following facts proved that his choice was correct.

[You raised your butt towards Liu Yue. 】

[Liu Yue’s cheerful face disappeared, a dark line appeared on her face, and she returned to indifference. She waved you away with disgust, and promised you to spread your information and let you be on the list of talents. 】

[After resting at home for a few days, you decided to go to the Xia family, find Nao Meier and solve everything. 】

[But just the night before you are going to leave. 】

[A huge furry figure suddenly appears. She wraps her nine tails around you and strangles your neck. 】

[The attack came too suddenly, and you didn't have time to react. 】

[Your vision goes dark. 】

【How old are you. 】

It’s another year.

Although he is dead, he feels surprisingly comfortable.

"Now it seems that the old woman has no problem for the time being."

But I didn't expect that there would be another disaster a few days later.

And nine plush tails.

Were they the nine plush tails he was thinking of?

If so... Gu Nuoyan half-closed his eyes and glanced meaningfully in the direction of Piaomiao Peak.

There were only two foxes around him now.

If I had to say it, it would be...

Thinking of this, Gu Nuoyan withdrew his gaze and walked into Liu Yue's boudoir.

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In the dim room, Liu Yue was wearing a fiery red gauze, holding one arm, lying on her side on the big bed that could accommodate ten people.

Her eyes were lightly closed and her breathing was steady, as if she was thinking about something, quietly meditating.

Opposite her was Gu Nuoyan, who was standing there respectfully, quietly waiting to raise his butt at any time.

Of course, his eyes quickly swept over Liu Yue's body without leaving any trace.

The two exquisite little feet exposed are alluring and childish.

The only pity is that I didn't wear stockings.

If those little feet were wearing silk stockings and holding the holy sword, then even if Gu Nuoyan didn't want to be old-fashioned, whipping the old woman and listening to her gasping, there would be no problem at all.

I don't know how much time passed before Liu Yue opened her eyes.

The fiery red eyes were like peonies blooming in a sea of ​​flowers, full of alluring color.