Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Upon hearing this, Yaya tapped her lower lip with her jade finger, and her fluffy ears twitched back and forth. She nodded her little head lightly for a long time, but then immediately shook her little head.

"What's going on?" Gu Nuoyan urged.

"Yeah." Yaya was frightened, her ears were half-folded, her index fingers poked each other back and forth, and she muttered faintly: "I, I forgot, I feel like I heard it, but I feel like I didn't, that's pretty much it. Such a feeling..."

"Ugh, Master, please don't hit Yaya on the head. Yaya is already stupid, and if you hit her again, she will become even more stupid."

"You don't want a stupid fox warming your bed either."

Yaya curled up into a ball and covered her little head.

What she fears most is pain.

"...Why should I hit you so well?" Gu Nuoyan held his forehead and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

If what he thought was right, Yaya must have been lucky enough to meet Ye Shiji once or twice when he was still with Ye Shiji.

That's why she had an impression of the sword master's name.

Gu Nuoyan didn't pay too much attention to this matter.

On the one hand, it is difficult to explain clearly the matter of Ye Shiji for a while, but on the other hand, the matter of the genius list is more important.

Just kidding, he can't really challenge Ye Shiji.

I'm afraid that in the end, the fight will end up on the bed, and I won't be able to laugh.

"Indeed, young master."

In her arms, Yaya's ears twitched and she raised her fleshy little hands, as if she wanted to say something.

"What's wrong?" Gu Nuoyan looked at Yaya.

"Master, please take a bath first. Yaya has already prepared the bath water." Yaya said with a smile.

Gu Nuoyan glanced at the monthly magazine on the table with his peripheral vision.

A moment of silent thought.

nodded.

......

As the only male disciple of Huanhe Sect, and also the ex-lover of the sect leader, Gu Nuoyan's living place is still relatively luxurious.

Just like bathing, except for the sect leader Liu Yue, the other disciples all take baths in large baths.

Although if you practice to a certain level, you can control the spiritual energy to completely and automatically clean the inside and outside of the body.

But people live for the sense of ritual.

So bathing is still very important.

Gu Nuoyan put a towel on his head and soaked in the bath enjoyingly, relaxing all over.

Speaking of which, he hadn't felt so relaxed like this for a long time.

Gu Nuoyan opened his mouth and looked back at the hazy surroundings.

During the last period of my stay in the Western Region, I also took a bath.

But in the end he was attacked by Zeng Qinghan.

It was supposed to be a moment of relaxation, but in the end, it failed to relax and the body was even hollowed out.

This can be said to be a long-lost tranquility.

But peace could only last for a moment, and he would have to be busy with more things next.

Thinking of this, Gu Nuoyan scooped up a handful of water and rinsed his cheeks.

It immediately made people sober up.

The top one on the list of geniuses couldn't touch porcelain, so Gu Nuoyan planned to look at the following ones.

The second one is Fairy Chixia from Donghua Taishan, whose cultivation level is at the seventh level.

The third one is Fairy Dongyue, who comes from the Zhongzhou Prime Minister's family. Her cultivation level is at the sixth level.

The fourth one is Fairy Xuehan, a casual cultivator, whose cultivation level is also at the sixth level.

The fifth one is a lay disciple from Buddhism, Taoist Qiu, whose cultivation is at the peak of the fifth level.

When you see their names for the first time, you must have questions.

The same goes for Gu Nuoyan, and the question is quite big.

Why are they all female?

In fact, not only are the top five women, but even the top twenty are almost all women. You can't count five male cultivators on the list on one hand.

Hiss~~, he had been acting badly before so he didn’t know much about it. Could it be that the mainstream of the cultivation world now is that Yin is strong and Yang is weak?

Although hitting a woman is somewhat objectionable.

But since it’s for the sake of being on the list, I can only do this.

After all, this is the quickest way.

As for there is another way, that is to kill the demon cultivator on the evil list.

Establish meritorious deeds and kill stronger demon cultivators, which will be an important reference the next time you evaluate the genius list.

But this approach is too difficult.

First of all, it’s not like you can find magic cultivators just by looking for them, let alone those magic cultivators who are on the list.

The demon cultivators on the list, without exception, are all cunning and cunning people.

If it were so easy to find, why would it be called a magic cultivator?

Demonic cultivators are rats hiding in dark corners and are difficult to encounter on ordinary days.

"Ah, it is indeed senior brother. Senior brother, you are finally back."

pop-

Huge water splashes.

A pair of smaller apples sandwiched two cherries, tightly attached to his back.

The big watery eyes flickered, full of excitement and curiosity.

Demonic cultivators are all rats hiding in the gutter.

It's hard to come across.

Therefore, even if he is holding a demon saint in his arms, there is a demon cultivator not far away, and even the white snake girl who is always planted by him, it is still very reasonable.

After all, these demon cultivators did not encounter them on their own initiative, they all came here with their butts raised.

"It's very hot, Ni Zuokai."

Gu Nuoyan had a straight face and pushed Su Wanrou's two cherries away in disgust.

"Senior brother, we haven't seen each other for so long. Are you too indifferent to others?" Su Wan Roubu pouted his mouth happily, and his jade fingers faintly drew circles on his chest.

Gu Nuoyan glanced sideways in disgust.

If a woman who can kill you with just one bite acts coquettishly and cutely begging for food next to you, you can be happy.

"Speak up quickly if you have something to say." Gu Nuoyan urged.

Prevent yourself from making the mistakes that every man makes.

When Su Wanrou heard this, she immediately became angry. She rubbed his chest, pursed her lips and said:

"Senior brother, we haven't seen each other for so long, don't you want to post more with others? Just like that night."

stickers?

Of course I want to.

I even want to make you cry.

In every previous simulation, your little coquettish hooves squeezed me to death. It would be difficult to explain the hatred in my heart unless I made you cry.

But if the cost is death, forget it.

He doesn't want to die quietly yet.

"...I'll go out if you're fine."

After saying that, Gu Nuoyan stood up and left without any hesitation.

Su Wanrou was so angry that there were splashes in the water. She wanted to pounce directly, but then she thought of her purpose.

She endured it and changed her words:

"Okay, okay, I'm not kidding you. Actually, I want to invite my senior brother to go down the mountain with me to do a mission."

"Task?"

Gu Nuoyan stopped, looked up and down quickly at the girl floating on the water, and asked:

"What mission."

"Of course we are doing what us righteous monks should do, slaying demons and defending the Tao! Senior brother, let's go to the evil-slaying list together!"

Su Wanrou smiled brightly and gave Gu Nuoyan a confident thumbs up.

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[The first change, asking for a monthly ticket]

Chapter 12 The vixen’s self-cultivation [Second update, please vote]

Backstabbing is a very technical thing.

But backstabbing is also exciting, which is why so far, there are always saviors who like the sport of backstabbing.

It can be said that precisely because of the backstab, the world is full of excitement.

Staring at the girl in front of him, who solemnly vowed that he would backstab his companion, Gu Nuoyan felt a little complicated.

He returned to the bath.

He looked at each other with the girl whose eyes were shining with starlight. After a long time, he crossed his arms and asked in a deep voice:

"Are you serious?"

"Of course, this can still be false."

"Then Master..."

"Master has agreed, now it's up to you, senior brother."

That old woman actually agreed?

Doesn’t this mean she is not a cultivator, or does she not know that this little girl is a saint from the Yinrou Sect?

After thinking for a moment, Gu Nuoyan continued to ask: "Can I ask what the mission is?"

"They are a group of bandits. They commit crimes by burning, killing, and looting. The government has sent troops to attack them many times. However, the bandits have a demon cultivator who is on the evil list. This makes it difficult for the government to act. There is no other way, so they handed it over to We monks will solve it."

"Evil list."

Gu Nuoyan narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

He happened to be thinking about the evil list, and just in time, Su Wanrou brought information about the evil list.

Is it a coincidence?Or maybe someone did it on purpose.

Either way, there is something fishy about this.

It's better to say no.

but.

"I'll think about it." Gu Nuoyan said solemnly.

After all, it was the saintess of Yinrou Sect who suggested it. There might be unexpected and serious accidents, Gu Nuoyan judged.

Besides, even if she really wanted to do something, she still had the simulator at hand.