Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Yaya nodded her little head affirmatively.

The title of the book has the word vixen written all over it, so how could it be possible that it was mistaken?

That's not a joke.

But if that's the case, what exactly went wrong?

"I know!" Su Li suddenly snapped.

"What?!" Yaya's eyes flashed, urging Su Li to continue talking faster.

Su Li opened the book in her hand, pointed at one of the illustrations and asked:

"Look here, do you think something is wrong?"

"Something's wrong?" Yaya frowned cutely, staring at the painting pointed by Su Li.

but.

"There's nothing wrong with it, isn't it pretty?"

"The figure! The bust! The long legs! Look at the vixens in the painting. Which one of them is not protruding forward and backward? Then look at yourself!"

Rumbling--

For a moment, Yaya seemed to be struck by five thunders, and she was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

She stretched out her trembling fleshy little hands, touched her fleshy white feet, rubbed her slender white silk legs, and pinched the smooth grassland. She was numb.

puff-

With a weak cry, Yaya knelt down on her knees, and Yaya's eyes lost their brightness at this moment.

Her eyes trembled and she murmured feebly:

"Well, if you put it that way, the young master has never been willing to use me for birth control because of my poor figure."

"Although it's a pity, it should be like this." Su Li gritted her teeth unbearably.

I never expected that this was where the mistake happened.

Yaya was desperate, but she immediately raised her head with a sneer and said:

"I'm still young, and I'm still in the developmental stage. I'll definitely be able to become more forward and backward in the future, right?" Yaya laughed dryly, seeking confirmation.

"This..." Su Li bit down and silently looked away.

Although she doesn't want to attack the same kind of people, the problem is, if she remembers correctly, Yaya seems to have said that she has been in this shape since several years ago. In addition, she is not a practitioner. If nothing else, her body shape should be It's just fixed.

"why is it like this......"

Yaya's eyes were full of tears, she was completely desperate, pitiful, weak and helpless.

Su Li felt very distressed when she saw this.

She couldn't just leave it alone, she had to do something. Driven by this belief, she said:

"You can't just give up. Who says your figure won't change again? That kind of thing is impossible."

"Is this possible?" Yaya twitched her nose and said aggrievedly.

"Of course, to tell you the truth, my sister is a fox with a curvy front and back. She is the number one fox beauty in our Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters!"

Su Li inserted her waist, proudly raised her chest and raised her head.

"You mean your missing sister."

"Yes."

"Ah this..." Yaya quickly looked Su Li up and down with her eyes.

Although Su Li's figure is not bad, it is far from that fascinating level.

If it is her sister, there must be many similarities. In that case, will her sister really be who she says she is?

"Hey, you can doubt me, but you can't doubt my sister. I dare not say anything else, but my sister's figure is definitely awesome."

Su Li rubbed her nose proudly.

Seeing that she was so sure, even Yaya had to be convinced. She nodded her head and said:

"In that case, I'd better wait until I find your sister and then ask her to help me train my body."

Su Li immediately retorted, "No, it's the only thing that's absolutely not okay."

"Huh? Why."

Yaya was confused for a moment, she didn't understand.

Wouldn't it be better to find someone to teach you directly?

Su Li looked left and right, sneaking around. After repeatedly making sure that no one was staring at this place, she leaned into Yaya's ear and said:

"I'm telling you, this sister of mine, tsk tsk tsk, has a dark mind."

"Dark?" At that moment, Yaya's eyes became dangerous. He stared at Su Li, looked up and down quickly, and asked, "How dark is it?"

"It's hard to say." Su Li clicked her tongue, not noticing at all, and continued to talk, "But I'm sure that if you dig out that woman's heart, it will definitely be dark, yes, yes, and more, That guy loves pretty girls so much that he can look at them in the mirror for most of the day."

"Also, she is obviously a young girl, but she still pretends to be an experienced big sister. I really don't know who she wants to give to by being so hypocritical, oh!"

"Who is it! Some bastard suddenly hit me on the head. I don't know if it will knock someone stupid."

Su Li: (╯▔Pan▔)╯

Chapter 14 Senior sister, I’ll give it to you [Second update, please vote for me]

"Tail? Yaya, did you hit me?"

Looking at the big fluffy tail floating over her head, Su Li looked blank.

What happened?

Why is this cute little fox hitting me?

and......

Yaya stared at her with a sullen expression, her deep eyes like a diseased beast.

The moment he is targeted, his throat will be bitten, waiting to be completely hissed.

What exactly happened here?Did I say something wrong?

"Ya, Yaya, you, are you okay?" Su Li asked cautiously and tentatively.

Yaya was stunned for a moment, and the next moment, the weird atmosphere disappeared instantly. She clasped her cheeks with her fleshy little hands and said confusedly:

"What's wrong, Sister Su Li, is there any problem?"

"No, no..."

Su Li frowned, wondering what's going on?Why does she feel like she doesn't remember what happened just now? Could it be that she has lost her memory?

"I must have thought too much."

This is Yaya, how could she hit me for no reason?I must have thought wrong.

It must be so.

"Sister Su Li, hurry up and continue talking. Why is your sister so bad?" Yaya urged.

Su Li cleared her throat and continued: "She is so dark that it is simply unimaginable. Do you know that when we were children, we both fell in love with a toy, but in the end we only bought it for her, not for me. purchase.

One day, I took advantage of her not paying attention and stole it. The next day, she broke the toy by herself, and then told our mother that I broke her toy. Good guy, now When I think back, my butt hurts so much. I have never seen such a shameless woman. "

"Oh, that's it~~, it turns out your sister is a shameless woman."

"You, what's wrong with you? Why do you speak in that tone?"

Su Li felt a chill when she heard Yaya's sudden faint tone, and felt like her brain was going numb.

"Ah, what are you talking about?"

Then Yaya's expression returned to normal.

The calm face, sweet smile, and the atmosphere felt like an illusion for a few seconds.

Evil, too evil.

Why is this fox even more evil than my sister?

"Sister Su Li, please hurry up and continue talking. I want to hear more about your sister." Yaya urged with a smile.

That smile was chilling.

Su Li immediately trembled. She twitched the corner of her mouth and waved her hand:

"Well, let's wait until next time. I have to continue looking for my sister."

"See you."

After saying that, Su Li didn't even bother to wipe her mouth, and ran away in a hurry.

Yaya just watched the other party disappear. As her eyes gradually turned orange, she clicked her tongue and said:

"This damn girl will be waiting for me, and in two days I will pluck her hair to make a carpet."

Yaya, or rather now, Suya held her chin in one hand and clicked her teeth.

"Don't show off to me, get out of here." Suddenly she said.

Then, a few seconds after she finished speaking, in the dark corner behind her, a graceful figure twisted its body and walked out of the darkness.

Yun Qian chuckled, gently picked up the hem of her skirt with both hands, and saluted her elegantly:

"Long time no greetings, my Demon King, I wonder what your Majesty wants me to do when summoned."

Yaya glanced sideways at her and said coldly: "Did he tell you the third thing he asked you to do?"

"Back to Your Majesty, Brother Yan still reserves the third thing for now." Yun Qian said with a sweet smile.

"..."

Yaya looked unhappy and stared at her with cold eyes.

Seeing this, Yun Qian tilted her little head in confusion, seeming to express confusion.

But in the next second, she suddenly understood, clapped her hands, bowed and apologized:

"Your Majesty, I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have called your Majesty's young master my brother. In this case, the family would be older than your Majesty. It's your Majesty's fault for speaking ill of consideration. Please don't blame me."

It was pretty good at first, but now that you say that, I feel even more unhappy... Yaya cursed.

She hummed, crossed her arms, crossed her slender white legs, and said coldly:

"He has arranged for you to do a third thing. Remember to tell me. Also, help me find these things."

Yaya took out a piece of paper from between the two peaks and handed it to Yun Qian's hand.

Yun Qian immediately promised: "Your Majesty, please rest assured. I will do my best to find it for Your Majesty."

"Haha, you didn't even look at it, but you knew you could find them all?" Yaya sneered.

Yun Qian tilted her head and replied sweetly: "If your Majesty wants anything, even if it is the sun, I will definitely get it. You must know that your respect for your Majesty is like the endless river, the sea and the stone, the sun and the moon." Can."

"Okay, stop flattering, find everything for me as soon as possible, and don't let me keep an eye on him." Yaya interrupted coldly.

What she hates most is flatterers.

Yun Qian didn't care either, she shrugged her shoulders and said:

"Your Majesty, do you have anything else to give me?"

Yaya said nothing more and waved her hand.

But just when Yun Qian was halfway out of sight, she said again:

"Kick the fox out there for me."

"As ordered."

Yun Qian retreated.

After a while, a fox roared outside the house.

"Who is it?! Who is it that always hits me on the head? Get out of here!"