Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"What's wrong?" Gu Nuoyan subconsciously turned around to take a look.

"what."

Looking at the nun who was holding his butt with one hand and her waist with the other, he subconsciously screamed and was stunned.

For a moment, the atmosphere turned gloomy.

Both of them were silent, staring blankly at each other.

It wasn't until Gu Nuoyan's hand subconsciously grasped the softness twice that the time that had stopped moved.

Gu Nuoyan looked a little embarrassed and said, "If I said it was an accident, would you believe it?"

"...The donor was joking. The donor saved the young monk. How could the young monk not believe it?"

Surprisingly, Qiuyue Ying Sanfei Dan was not angry, and even showed a friendly and shallow smile.

Well, I want to compliment you again. I am truly worthy of being a Buddhist. I am kind-hearted and broad-minded.

"By the way...donor, are you interested in listening to the chanting of scriptures?" Qiuyue Ying asked with a smile.

Gu Nuoyan was stunned, "Huh?"

Qiuyue Yingsan smiled kindly and continued: "Amitabha, the Dharma is boundless. In fact, the young monk sees that your seal is black, your limbs are twitching, and your hands and feet are weak. It is a sign of great misfortune. The young monk happens to know a set of Prajna Sutras, so the young monk will help you. Please remove the sins from your body."

"Don't come here. You just talked about transcending the sutra. What kind of elimination of sins are you talking about?"

Gu Nuoyan quickly threw away the hot potato and took several steps back with palpitations.

Qiuyue Yingsan simply patted her cassock twice and said with a smile:

"Monks don't lie, and the benefactor is not dead. Why does the young monk recite the Sutra of Transcendence?"

"Then what sutra did you just say you wanted to recite for me?" Gu Nuoyan asked after reading.

Qiuyue Yingsan made a friendly reply: "Prajna transcends the Sutra."

Gu Nuoyan:......

Isn’t this still a transcendence? !

The corners of Gu Nuoyan's mouth twitched crazily. He wanted to take back what he just said. This nun was so unreliable.

It is said that people in Buddhism are all in vain, why is she so petty?Is it just touching her twice?I haven’t broken the vows yet.

Gu Nuoyan secretly cursed and was ready to run away at any time.

"Brother."

Su Wanrou's urgent voice came from the distance.

Just as Gu Nuoyan was about to turn around subconsciously, she ran over in three steps and two steps at a time, frantically groping Gu Nuoyan's body.

After feeling that the long object was still intact, she let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's great. My happiness for the rest of my life is still there. She is still here. It's great. He didn't run away from home. Long live!"

Chapter 31 Monster man, I want you to help me practice [Second update, please vote]

"Are you all right?"

Gu Nuoyan's face was dark and his eyes were gloomy.

He really wanted to pick this woman up, beat her up, and vent all his resentment so far.

"Senior brother, why are you saying this? You obviously don't know how painful I have been through."

Su Wanrou twitched her nose, full of grievances.

Gu Nuoyan's brows twitched when he saw this, and he narrowed his eyes carefully:

"Read the story and see if you can convince me."

"What do you mean, can I convince you? I'm obviously..."

"Um?!"

Su Wanrou instantly lost her confidence after being glared at by Gu Nuoyan.

There was no other way, so she lowered her voice and muttered instead: "Isn't it all the fault of that dead female ghost just now? She actually put a woman's body in my senior brother's face to scare me. I couldn't hold it back, so... ..”

"My face." Gu Nuoyan twitched his brows, "Could this be a painted ghost?"

"Yes, yes, this Painted Skin Ghost is so bad. Even if she lies to my subordinates in front of me, she also cheats on my senior brother's face. You said it's just that she is in front of my senior brother's face, but her body has not changed. Wow, I get goosebumps when I think about that scene."

Su Wanrou's face turned pale, and she trembled and rubbed her shoulders.

After listening to Su Wanrou's description, Gu Nuoyan also had a picture of his body turning into a woman's body in his mind.

The scene was truly amazing and made him feel uncomfortable all over.

but......

"Subordinates? What subordinates? Junior sister, do you have any more subordinates?" Gu Nuoyan tilted his head and asked with a smile.

Su Wanrou immediately twitched her body and laughed:

"Senior brother, you are annoying. I accidentally didn't say something because of a slip of the tongue. What subordinates? Where did I get my subordinates? I am a junior sister of the Huanhe Sect. I don't have any subordinates at all."

Gu Nuoyan also nodded affirmatively, "That's right. I thought you were actually the young sect master of some sect and you came out to experience life. It seems I was overthinking it."

"Hahaha, you must be overthinking. If I were the young sect leader, I would imprison you directly. How could I let you flirt with those vixens here? Hahaha, it's impossible." Su Wanrou Laughing with arms akimbo.

"Hahaha, let's just say, it's impossible." Gu Nuoyan also laughed with his hands on his hips.

It's so simple to fool each other sometimes.

Qiuyue Ying looked at the two people with three faces, and her heart was already in turmoil... Why did she always feel that these two people were so weird and a little perverted, and especially the one over there was the most perverted.

"Thank you to the two donors for helping me this time. I'm very grateful, little monk." Qiuyue Yingsan suppressed her heart and bowed politely towards the two of them.

Only then did Su Wanrou notice that there was another woman here. She was about to take measures to deal with the new vixen.

"Dead bald donkey? Why is there a dead bald donkey here?"

Akizuki Sakurazo:......

Are you polite?Let me see it clearly. I am a lay disciple, and I have hair. I have hair...Qiuyue Yingsan roared crazily in her heart. If she hadn't been an eminent monk, she would have almost lost it.

"Take a closer look. Isn't this the sentimental teacher from Tiantian Academy? It turns out you are a bald ass." Su Wanrou clapped her hands together and suddenly realized.

"Damn you brat, do you believe it or not? I'll hit you to death with a hoe!"

Qiuyue Yingsan smiled kindly and took out the magic pestle from her cassock, and was about to hit Su Wanrou on the head.

Only then did Su Wanrou realize that she had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly hid behind Gu Nuoyan and pushed him forward.

Even if she loses her senior brother in trouble, she still knows how to burn bridges across rivers.

This guy... Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes. Regardless of whether he wanted to or not, he could only apologize first.

Lest he be dragged down and be saved.

Qiuyue Yingsan just came back to her senses and said quickly;

"Amitabha, it's my fault. I don't lie as a monk. I dare to ask the two benefactors which sect they studied from, so that the young monk can come to thank me in the future."

"...Huanhe Sect." Gu Nuoyan said calmly.

To be honest, he didn't want to file a lawsuit at first. After all, the nun was still holding the magic pestle in her hand, and looked like she might smash someone's head at any time. Who would dare to report her name.

But after thinking about it, I am a Buddhist after all, so I shouldn’t break the precepts just because of this.

Not to mention the fifth-ranked public figure on the list of geniuses, she has been cultivating to this day, and her moral conduct must be very high.

"Oh? Huanhe Sect." Qiuyue Yingsan's eyes lit up, she quickly looked Gu Nuoyan up and down, and urged with some excitement: "So you are the only man in Huanhe Sect, the little lover of the sect leader Liu Yue. Gu Nuoyan, who also has unusual relationships with many women in the sect."

Gu Nuoyan:......

I don’t know if I am this Gu Nuoyan, but I know that now I want to take off your cassock and bring you to the Buddha to have sex with you.

Gu Nuoyan's face was dark and his eyes were gloomy.

Qiuyue Yingsan also reacted, cleared her throat to cover up her embarrassment, bowed and changed her words:

"I've heard about Donor Gu's name a long time ago. When I saw him today, he turned out to be as talented as the rumors said."

"Master Qiuyue speaks too harshly."

I think he is a playboy as the rumors said... Gu Nuoyan slandered.

Qiuyue Yingsan seemed to have noticed something. She didn't say anything more knowingly, but said: "Could it be that the two of you came to the academy to get rid of ghosts."

"This is the mission we received." Gu Nuoyan replied, and asked tentatively, "Why is Master Qiuyue here? Our missions should not be repeated, right?"

"Donor Gu, please rest assured. The young monk was entrusted by Buddhism and came here to teach. The ghost removal is just a matter of course." Qiuyue Yingsan explained.

That's good.

Gu Nuoyan breathed a sigh of relief. If the mission was repeated, it would involve problems between the two sects, which would not be resolved for a while.

Qiuyue Yingsan sighed regretfully and said: "It's a pity that I didn't expect that it would end up like this. Alas, with this situation, the academy may have to suspend classes for a while."

Qiuyue Yingsan looked back at the scene with a complicated expression: "But it's worth it if we can get rid of the evil ghost."

Speaking of this, she felt much more at ease and comfortable.

Unexpectedly, Gu Nuoyan said: "No, the ghost is still there."

Qiuyue Yingsan: "Why did Gu Donor say this?!"

Gu Nuoyan did not reply immediately, but instead looked around at the place where the female ghost had just exploded.

He narrowed his eyes meaningfully.

Why do you say this?

Very simple.

He has looked at them all.

A future where female ghosts are still alive.

......

Meanwhile, on the other side.

In the dark corner, the hunchbacked man spit out dark bruises. He gritted his teeth and knocked the poisonous poison in his hand heavily.

"Huanhe Sect, Gu Nuoyan, okay, I remember your name. Just wait for me. If you dare to ruin my good deeds, I will definitely turn you into a ghost and you will never be reincarnated!"

......

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Chapter 32 Divination

"Another person is missing."

Early the next morning, in the college, Qiuyue Yingsan called Gu Nuoyan and Su Wanrou to the office with a serious face.

Just now they learned that another person was missing.

"Who is it?" Gu Nuoyan asked.

He looked as usual, without any surprise.

Since the female ghost still exists, someone will disappear sooner or later. The only thing that shocked Gu Nuoyan was the speed of the other party's actions. They had just been blocked by so many of them last night, but they dared to act again that night. This was undoubtedly It's a naked provocation.

I'm a little upset.

"Donor Gu, I'm sorry. I should have believed your words last night. I didn't expect this ghost to be so cunning. It was my mistake." Qiuyue Yingsan solemnly bowed to Gu Nuoyan and apologized.

"Haha, you damn bald donkey must be regretting it now. I told you not to underestimate my senior brother, you deserve it." Su Wanrou didn't mind seeing the excitement and stuck out her tongue provocatively at Qiuyue Yingsan.

But Qiuyue Yingsan was not angry, she always kept smiling and said apologetically:

“Donor Su’s education is right. The young monk’s practice is still shallow, and the young monk’s practice is not enough.”

Faced with Su Wanrou's cynicism, Qiuyue Yingsan was not at all confused and responded appropriately.

Something similar to last night's disgrace to Buddhism has not happened again. This is the attitude that a truly eminent monk should have. It is not like last night, and there is no attitude that a qualified monk should have.