Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Just when Gu Nuoyan was confused, she saw the top-secret area under Liu Yue's skirt huddled in the corner.

I remember that place...

"who are you?"

Gu Nuoyan narrowed his eyes coldly, stepped forward and pressed Liu Yue against the wall.

Liu Yue, who was originally scared, was startled and reacted immediately the next second.

She smiled coquettishly and murmured:

"Gu Lang, what are you talking about? Of course I am Liu Yue. If I weren't Liu Yue, how could I be..."

"First of all, the old woman always calls me by my first name." Gu Nuoyan interrupted mercilessly.

'Liuyue' was temporarily blocked.

Gu Nuoyan continued without stopping:

"Secondly, her forest should be red."

"red?"

'Liu Yue' tilted her head, her beautiful eyebrows condensed, as if she didn't understand this.

At this time, Gu Nuoyan pointed down, 'Liu Yue' looked down. After a second's pause, Fei Xia's face turned pretty, she understood.

A blush came to her heart, flushed with frustration, and she quickly stretched out her hand to cover the hem of her skirt tightly.

Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes disdainfully.

"Don't cover it up, I've seen it a long time ago, little white tiger."

"I, I, I..."

She was trembling and unable to speak. After all, she was indeed a white tiger.

It is still the kind that is just born, still very immature, the kind that can make water flow into a river with a gentle poke.

But this is not the point.

He has seen many watery women.

Gu Nuoyan stretched out his hand, held her shoulders, pushed her against the wall, pinched her waist with his other hand, lowered his voice and threatened:

"Give you a chance, otherwise you know what will happen next."

"I, I, I...I know."

Faced with Gu Nuoyan's friendly and reasonable behavior, the girl in red gritted her teeth in aggrieved tone with a hint of resignation.

Suddenly, the girl in front of him glowed with a fiery red light.

Gradually, the breath of flames receded, replaced by darkness, but it was not gloomy. On the contrary, some warm Yin Qi surrounded her.

This woman is...

"Is it you, Shen Yan?!"

......

......

Gu Nuoyan opened his eyes drowsily, and the morning light shone in through the window, followed by the cry of early spring.

There was a lot of people outside the window, but it was unusually quiet inside the inn.

Gu Nuoyan sat up and pressed his eyebrows, which were still a little confused up to now. Then his eyes fell on a female ghost with bare feet shivering in the corner.

Gu Nuoyan sighed helplessly.

"I won't do anything, you come here first."

"Hey, you don't do anything?!" The female ghost's voice was full of disappointment.

Gu Nuoyan:......

I suspect you are a crooked ghost, and the evidence is solid.

"You come first."

He had just woken up, and Gu Nuoyan didn't have the energy to joke, so he waved.

The female ghost, Shen Yan, twitched her little nose. Although she was a little disappointed, she still flew over obediently and sat in front of him.

Gu Nuoyan raised his head, nodded, and then looked at Shen Yan seriously.

A long red gauze dress with hair tied up at the temples. This is a style only used by women after they get married. A pair of small white feet are pressed under the curvy buttocks. They are pink and tender. This is a look that I don’t like to wear. Shoe ghost.

She has regular features and a sweet appearance, probably because she is a ghost or a dead person. Her skin is paler than that of ordinary women, which makes people feel lifeless at first glance.

"Officer, I..."

Shen Yankou squeezed his little hands and rubbed his little toes restlessly back and forth under his buttocks.

Her voice is soft and soft, the kind that can arouse a man's desire for protection. It is softer than Yaya, and she wants to hold her tightly in her arms and love her well.

(Yaya: So, love will disappear, right?)

"Why are you here?" Gu Nuoyan did not immediately ask about his own affairs.

She saw with her own eyes that she had no regrets and was saved. Logically speaking, she should have entered reincarnation.

Hearing this, Shen Yan raised his little head aggrievedly:

"Officer, shouldn't I be here?"

That's not nonsense... Gu Nuoyan pursed his lips and explained simply:

"You should have entered reincarnation. It's abnormal that you are still here."

Hearing this, Shen Yan breathed a sigh of relief. She poked her green-white jade fingers back and forth and said quietly:

"I don't know. When I woke up, I found that I was still here. I saw the official, and then I... followed him, and then..."

"Then you entered my dream and made me hallucinate." Gu Nuoyan crossed his arms and his tone became more serious.

Shen Yan quickly shook his head:

"No, no, those are officials' deep memories, not hallucinations. Rather, I don't have the ability to create hallucinations at all."

As he spoke, Shen Yan muttered a little aggrievedly.

Gu Nuoyan raised his brows and his expression froze... It's not an illusion, that means it's all true. The disappearance of my previous memories is really related to the old woman, and I still have Phoenix blood in my body... ...In that case, is this the reason why my wounds can recover quickly?

For a time, many things became clear, but also confused.

"It seems I have to find a chance to show off my cards with her."

Gu Nuoyan muttered silently, but found that the female ghost, Shen Yan, was looking at him expectantly, her mouth drooling, full of deep desire.

"What do you want to do?" Gu Nuoyan asked.

Shen Yan poked her fingers back and forth, lowered her head, moved her eyes slightly upward, and said softly:

"Sir, can I ask you a favor? Maybe it's because of this obsession that I can't be saved."

The reason why ghosts cannot be transcended without external force is simply because they are still obsessed with the world.

What she said was absolutely fine.

"Tell me."

As the saying goes, if a good man goes to the end, he will send others to the West.

Now that you've intervened, let's finish it all.

After all, it was thanks to her that I could remember these things.

Gu Nuoyan listened carefully, and Shen Yan also said excitedly:

"I want to play the hole-in-one game."

Gu Nuoyan:? ? ?

Chapter 50 The ever-changing Kungui [Second update, please vote for me]

A hole in one?

Is it the hole-in-one?

The one above or below, the one in front or the back, let’s talk about it together.

This is a philosophical question worth exploring in depth.

"Why are you?"

After thinking for a moment, Gu Nuoyan decided to directly ask the key points.

Shen Yan poked each other's little hands back and forth. She twisted her waist and rubbed her butt against her little feet. Her voice was soft and soft, and she said softly:

"Me, I have always studied hard during my lifetime. After my parents passed away, I devoted myself wholeheartedly to studying. I have never experienced the life that a normal girl should have, so I thought..."

"You just want to experience it."

"Ah."

Shen Yan's little chicken pecked at the rice and Nunuo nodded.

At this point, Gu Nuoyan understood everything.

It was probably before Shen Yan died that he realized that his life was too boring and had no passion for life, so he became obsessed with it.

As for why I want to play the hole-in-one game.

Normal girls dream of being a bride since childhood.

Yeah, a normal girl.

Those on the Huanhe Sect are not normal, so they are not used for reference.

Girls like Shen Yan are truly normal girls.

Therefore, it is understandable that she would like to have some fun while she is dying.

But the problem is.

He is not interested in Kungui.

Kungui, what is the difference between this and zombies?

His hobbies are normal and he doesn't have such unique ideas.

"Sure enough, it still doesn't work?" Seeing that Gu Nuoyan didn't respond for a long time, Shen Yan's eyes dropped, feeling disappointed.

Gu Nuoyan cleared his throat and replied: "No, you are a ghost, I can't help you."

One is imaginary and the other is real. Even if the King of Heaven comes, I can’t do it.

"If this is the case, I have a solution." Shen Yan smiled sweetly.

Gu Nuoyan's brows twitched, "How to solve it?"

Is it possible that you still have a way to transform into an entity?

Please, only ghost cultivators who have broken through the seventh level can do this kind of thing. Where are you going to do it?

"I can enter the official's dream. As long as I enter the dream, the official is in the same state as me and can have sex with me at will."

Shen Yan explained with a sweet smile.

Gu Nuoyan nodded understandingly.

This was the first time he had heard of this, but it sounded quite reliable from a theoretical analysis.

But, is this really okay?

"Why me?" Gu Nuoyan asked.

He has long been used to the fact that there are always women who want him to have sex with them, but he doesn't understand why a female ghost who has only had a relationship with him once would want to do this.

Shen Yan's explanation is this.

"Because it was Guanren who saved my soul, this can be regarded as a reward for Guanren, and..."