Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"Wait a minute, why do I have to wait for you to come? Can't you just tell me where I can buy it now?" Qiu Yueying's eyes flashed, and she had an idea.

Gu Nuoyan's heart sank, and he said in a soft voice: "I'm afraid this is not good, because I did it myself."

"Oh, that's it." Qiuyue Yingsan nodded in understanding, looking at Gu Nuoyan with admiration in her eyes, "I didn't expect that you still have such ability, no wonder you can get entangled with so many women."

As the saying goes, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must capture his stomach.

In fact, this principle is also true for women. In many cases, a bowl of fried rice or even a glass of milk may become an opportunity for a woman to fall in love.

Now Qiuyue Yingsan finally understands why he is entangled in evil fate. It turns out that this is the truth.

But isn’t it a little dangerous if I am also attracted by this delicious food?

"...Just kidding, it's impossible."

They all said that he had this bad fate because he had a new understanding.

I like his food, just incidental.

Qiuyue Yingsan is sure.

"Since you made it, can you reveal the raw materials?" Qiuyue Ying blinked her big, curious eyes.

Gu Nuoyan choked, covered his mouth, and muttered: "Cow, milk."

"Milk?" Qiuyue Ying Sanyu tapped her lower lip with her finger, and muttered crisply: "But I don't smell anything like this. Are you sure it's milk?"

"Of course." Gu Nuoyan nodded affirmatively, "It's still very rich."

"Hey, did I smell it wrong?"

Qiuyue Ying's three beautiful eyebrows knit together.

Just when Qiuyue Yingsan seemed to be planning to discuss this issue in depth, the jade talisman around Gu Nuoyan's waist flashed.

Gu Nuoyan quickly answered the call.

result.

"Master Jia, I have arrived at the Huanhe Sect now, but the sect says that they have no disciples named Jia. What the hell is going on, huh?! Sister Ten, what are you going to do? Don't force your way into the mountain! Hey!"

When the call ended, Gu Nuoyan's face froze.

At this moment, he just wanted to say one thing.

——I am the mother of Diuluilou~

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At the same time, in the palace, deep in the courtyard.

The man's miserable screams came from inside.

"No, no, I don't want it anymore, I really don't want it anymore, just let me go, I really don't want a drop of it, ah~~~"

With a final roar of exhaustion, a skinny man collapsed to the ground, completely losing his last breath.

Nao Mei'er raised her head, nodded, swallowed everything in her mouth, and then kicked the skinny corpse away with disgust.

Looking carefully, there is another skinny corpse in the corner.

Ao Mei'er sat on the bedside, picked up the sheet and casually covered her delicate body.

Her eyes were full of anger, and she gritted her teeth in anger.

"Gu Nuoyan, Mu Jingzhu, you two are really good at it. You can even kill the magic ketone. It seems that until now, if I don't take action personally, you don't know what fear is."

Ao Mei'er sat up, waved her palms, and the fiery red robe was draped over her body, wrapping her body.

Under the soft moonlit night, the direction she was looking at was the Huanhe Sect.

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*To Be Continued

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Volume [-] Welcome to the battle of strength supremacy

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Chapter 1 The second child on the list of geniuses

Donghua Taishan.

Clouds and mists are lingering, and fairy air is pervasive.

Cherry blossoms are blooming all over the mountain, and clear spring water flows from top to bottom, misty mist, and fairy spirit. There is a pavilion on the top of the mountain.

Fairy Chixia, who was ranked second on the Tianjiao list, was sitting in the center of the pavilion, playing the piano.

Her face is round and her facial features are three-dimensional. The beauty mark under her right eye is particularly eye-catching. Her long black hair is as smooth and silky as a waterfall. She is wearing a crimson robe that outlines her slender waist.

Her face was expressionless, her expression was cool and unruffled, as if she was rejecting people thousands of miles away.

Suddenly, the string sound stopped abruptly.

She opened and closed her eyes and whispered:

"This is the release of the Spiritual Realm Monthly."

Behind him, a petite fairy with a pure and lovely appearance, the junior sister of Fairy Chixia, Hongying smiled cutely and replied:

"Yes, senior sister, the upcoming battle of geniuses is also introduced above."

The Genius Battle, as the name suggests, is for the Geniuses on the Genius list to compete against each other.

After all, this list of geniuses is artificially arranged. Although they are very convincing and authoritative, since they are all the geniuses on the list, they naturally do not want to be inferior to others.

Tianjiao are all proud.

Of course, there are some people in this world who are not convinced by the existence of these geniuses. They can also sign up to participate in this competition and compete with the geniuses to prove their reputation.

Fairy Chixia picked up the tea cup and sipped the hot tea.

A breath of hot breath slowly came out from the red lips.

She said:

"What's with me?"

The tone was flat, without the slightest desire.

It even gives people a feeling of being rejected thousands of miles away.

Yes, that's right, Fairy Chixia is not interested in the Tianjiao battle. From the beginning to the end, there is only one person she is interested in.

"Senior sister, she, Sword Master Ye Juji, has announced that she will join the war."

"Is what you say true?!"

The moment Hongying finished speaking, Fairy Chixia's voice suddenly rose.

She turned around suddenly, holding Hongying's shoulders with both hands, her cheeks flushed, and her eyes bloodshot.

I can no longer hold back my excitement.

Seeing such an excited senior sister, Hongying was not too surprised. She had long been used to it.

She calmed down for a moment: "This time the Spiritual Mirror Monthly has stated that Sword Master Ye Shiji will participate in the Tianjiao List."

"Okay, okay, that's great, hahaha, Ye Shiji, you are finally back. I have been waiting for this day for a long time."

Fairy Chixia looked up to the sky and laughed wildly with excitement, not caring about her own image at all.

But there's nothing she can do about it. After all, as the second child in ten thousand years, her dream has always been to defeat Ye Shiji, so as to prove to the world that she is the number one, and she is definitely not the second child in ten thousand years.

However, except for the initial Tianjiao battle, where Ye Shiji participated, she did not participate at other times.

As a result, Fairy Chixia has been unable to take revenge, so she did not choose to participate in the war later.

As for why, even though the two of them did not participate in the battle, they could still maintain their rankings.

In addition to their well-known completion of tasks, they have always been undefeated in private when facing challenges from other geniuses.

Haven’t lost a game in years.

Oh, of course Fairy Chixia, except for Ye Shiji, she has never lost to anyone except Ye Shiji.

Therefore, the ranking of the two has never changed.

And it is because of this that Chixia has the title of the second child of ten thousand years.

This has been her concern for many years.

And this knot of hearts will finally come to an end today.

"I want to participate in the war this time, Hongying, help me report it." Fairy Chixia said with a smile.

"Don't worry, senior sister, I've already done everything." Hongying puffed up her chest proudly.

As Chixia's closest junior sister, she naturally knows Chixia's thoughts.

The moment it was confirmed that Ye Shiji was going to join the battle, she had expected this outcome.

Fairy Chixia pursed her lips and smiled with satisfaction, "You are indeed my good junior sister."

Hongying was praised and rubbed her nose happily.

For her, nothing makes her happier than receiving a performance from Dao Chixia.

"Oh, by the way, senior sister, there have been changes regarding this issue of the Talent List." Hongying said, remembering one more thing.

Fairy Chixia didn't care, "If there is a change, just change it. Anyway, it won't change much."

Since the Tianjiao battle a hundred years ago, the top five on the Tianjiao list have never changed.

From Chixia's point of view, there are some low-level guys below just pecking each other.

The only one who really deserves her attention from beginning to end is Ye Shiji.

However, Hongying said:

"No, it's the front that has changed." Hongying said.

"What?!" Upon hearing this, Fairy Chixia twitched her eyebrows.

"Bring it here." She quickly took the Spiritual Realm Monthly and turned to the page of the Talent List.

The moment she saw the new ranking, her eyes widened and she was stunned for a moment.

"The fifth Huanhe Sect on the list of geniuses...Gu Nuoyan, Qiuyue Yingsan actually went down?!"

Fairy Chixia looked stunned.

More importantly, this new promotion to No. 5 was promoted by Akizuki Sakurazo herself, so was she stabbed in the back by him?

After thinking for a moment, Fairy Chixia slowly shared the newspaper and murmured:

"It has been a hundred years, but the list has changed again, and she also participated in this battle of geniuses. Is there any relationship between the two?"

Hongying heard the words and echoed: "I think it's just a coincidence, and the world has mixed opinions on this."

"Tell me more about it," Fairy Chixia urged.

Hongying said: "Almost more than half of the people believe in the strength of this person named Gu Nuoyan. After all, he was personally recommended by Qiuyue Yingsan."

"Only half?" Fairy Chixia frowned slightly.

Although Qiuyue Yingsan is a lay disciple, she is an accomplished monk recognized by even the abbot of Lingjiu Temple. There are even rumors that she is ready to pass on the position of abbot to her in the future.

It is impossible for a woman who is so valued and affirmed to lie.

Logically speaking, even if there are doubts, there shouldn't be many.

"Senior sister, don't you know? Who is this Gu Nuoyan?"

"Why should I know?" Fairy Chixia asked with a frown.

Hongying was speechless for a moment, and it seemed that there was no need to know.