Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

[You were forced onto the bed by Liu Yue. 】

See, sure enough.

Gu Nuoyan looked indifferent.

Shrugging calmly, he bet Su Wanrou's fat that the next part will definitely involve you being flown by a crow, and you will be almost 19 years old.

Old simulation veteran.

Gu Nuoyan continued to look down.

[Liu Yue invites you to play the game of driving wooden piles, and tells you that there is an audience. She opens the bed curtain at the back door of the bed. 】

[You look at it curiously, and then your eyes become dull. 】

[I saw that Xia Yingxin, Ye Shiji, Zhao Zhao, Yaya, and Su Li were all tied there, and their mouths were all gagged. 】

[Liu Yue speeded up the speed of driving the stakes, and said to several people with a smile, "These ladies, you don't want this guy to be damaged and expelled from the school, right?" '】

[Since the following storyline does not conform to the values ​​of socialist civilization, the simulation is over. 】

[Thanks for the simulation. 】

Gu Nuoyan:......

This world is weird, and a lot of weird things happen all the time.

No matter how outrageous things are, he can accept them.

But what is this neon accent about?

And how did she catch you.

There are just a few others. Ye Shiji, you are the most talented person. What’s going on?

Gu Nuoyan covered his eyes and raised his forehead, feeling a little dizzy.

Faced with three options, in short, I chose the second energy first.

It’s been a long time since I had the energy to choose. I wonder if he’s too preoccupied, but I always feel that the probability of kidney death has increased a lot recently.

I need to replenish my energy and think about how to get out of this predicament.

What he didn't know now was that while he was thinking this way, a pair of eyes were also staring at him.

No.16 Chapter [-]: He is a freeloader [Second update, please vote]

The words are divided into two parts.

Just when Gu Nuoyan was standing at the foot of the mountain, thinking about a solution

Lord Tu Lei also followed Gu Nuoyan and came here.

He hid under the shade of a hidden tree and quietly observed everything here.

He looked stern and uneasy.

"It's really weird. If he doesn't go in, why is he just standing here? Is there something hidden here?"

Tu Lei Gong's eyes darkened, and then his eyes suddenly brightened.

The voice was shocked.

"Could it be that he discovered me?"

No, this is impossible. My concealment ability is top-notch. Let alone him, even Ye Xing, the current number one on the magic list, may not be able to find me. How can this man be so virtuous and capable?

Tu Lei Gong wildly denied this speculation.

but.

If, he means if.

If he hadn't been discovered, why was Gu Nuoyan stopping there?

There must be a reason, right?

You can't be afraid of the person in the house on the mountain.

Please, I don’t even dare to write this in a novel.

So, did he really discover something wrong? If so, when?When was I discovered?

The more Tu Lei Gong thought about it, the more he became afraid. He suddenly felt that Gu Nuoyan was very unfathomable.

It was probably a mistake in my judgment, so it was understandable to think that Hu Qianyan would fail.

But even so, Tu Lei Gong's pace was not disrupted.

"Oh, so what if I'm discovered by you. I'm afraid you don't know my other nickname. Although I only have one leg to use, this leg is enough to finish you off."

Tu Lei Gong snorted coldly, poked the tree trunk hard with his cane, and jumped down from above.

Gorgeous perfect landing posture.

Even though he is an old man, he is still able to charm thousands of girls, including young boys.

Then without saying a word, he poked the ground with his crutch and pointed forward.

"Gu Xiao'er, hurry up and give me a kick, huh?! Did you run away?"

Yes, that's right.

Just run away.

When Tu Lei Gong jumped down, Gu Nuoyan ran forward in a hurry, leaving only a dark figure behind.

Looking at the anxious look, people who didn't know better would have thought that they had encountered something terrifying.

"Oh, the old man understands."

Tu Lei Gong suddenly realized.

The opponent must have sensed his powerful overlord aura and fled away knowing that he was outmatched.

Ha, it seems that only the perception of danger is worthy of praise.

It's a pity that the person I met was him.

"The prey targeted by me can never escape. Haha, Gu Xiaoer, I am here to take your head."

Lord Tu Lei stroked his beard and smiled.

"Gu Xiaoer? What do you want to do to Xiaoyan?"

Lord Turret:? !

As soon as Tu Lei Gong took a step, an untimely voice interrupted his steps.

Tu Lei Gong frowned in displeasure and looked around, only to see a man dressed in a neutral style with medium-short platinum blond hair. He was full of righteousness, which was in stark contrast to Tu Lei Gong who was full of evil spirits.

What's more important is her beauty. In Tu Lei Gong's opinion, there should be few women in the world who can compare with her.

But what really shocked Tu Lei Gong was neither the other party's beauty nor the other party's righteousness, but.

"I didn't feel her arrival at all. How could this happen? What is going on with this woman..."

Tu Lei Gong looked frightened. This feeling was even more terrifying than having Gu Nuoyan see through him long ago.

"What am I asking you? Can't you hear me?!"

? !

At this time, a girl's voice rang out, which made Duke Tu Lei tremble all over in shock, with goosebumps all over the floor.

This voice seemed to come from the abyss, and the moment it was heard, one felt as if it was being suppressed from the blood.

He didn't believe that Mr. Tu Lei, who was fourth on his demon list and had killed numerous villains with righteous names, could be frightened by a little girl.

This must be just an accident!

It was an accident!

Gritting his teeth, Lord Earth Thunder broke through the suppression and stomped the ground with his crutches, causing smoke to fly everywhere.

Ye Shiji twitched her brows and immediately grasped the hilt of the sword. As her aura swirled, the smoke and dust were blown away.

But Lord Turret was no longer where he was.

Then there was a sound from above.

Ye Shiji followed the sound and immediately twitched her brows.

I saw Turret Duke sitting in front of the tree trunk quite arrogantly with one foot raised.

He laughed loudly:

"Little girls deserve to be stepped on."

After saying that, the dark and gloomy demonic energy condensed on the short leg of Tu Lei Gong.

Gradually, the scarlet blood vessels began to intertwine, spreading like a spider web, and almost instantly, a huge leg as tall as ten Yoshijis stood on the ground.

"Hahahahaha, although I don't know who you are, you are not worth mentioning in front of the fifth-ranked Earth Thunder Lord on my Demon Ranking, nicknamed Tiancanjiao."

"Fifth on the magic list?"

Ye Shiji narrowed her eyes slightly and murmured softly, seemingly thoughtful.

Turret continued to laugh triumphantly: "Now that I realize the danger, it's too late. You actually interrupted my opportunity to harvest people's heads. I'll use you as an appetizer first."

"You really want to take action against Xiaoyan."

In an instant, Ye Shiji's eyes became sharp and sinister.

She silently placed her hand on the hilt of the sword.

And at this moment, Lord Tu Lei, who was still looking confident and ready to laugh out loud, turned stiff.

It was at this moment, when the girl put her hands on her legs, that his legs were no longer legs, and his life even withered at this moment.

"No, no...you are not an ordinary person, who are you?"

Tu Lei Gong finally realized that he might have provoked someone he shouldn't have provoked.

And Ye Shiji didn't talk nonsense.

"My name, you don't deserve to know."

The moment he finished speaking, the sword blade was unsheathed, silver light flashed, and a silver-white dragon flashed past.

"not good."

Turret Gong raised his huge leg gratefully.

His crippled foot is extremely tough and indestructible. Nothing in this world can cut it off.

If you want to ask someone who can cut off his legs, this is the only one in the world.

That is the sword of the sword master.

But obviously this man has no roots.

click-

Red blood spilled across the sky and drew a beautiful parabola.

Tu Lei Gong stared at his severed huge leg with dull eyes, and looked at the girl's heroic figure again.

This is no unknown female doll. This is clearly the number one in the list of geniuses and the absolutely undefeated Sword Master!

Why, why is the Juggernaut here?

Shouldn't she always be homeless?

Moreover, from what she said just now, it seemed that she was venting her anger on Gu Nuoyan.

He behaves as if he is doing something for his man.

Gu Nuoyan is not just a little famous monk, how could he hook up with a monk of this level?

If the two really have this kind of relationship.

Then Gu Nuoyan, this man is simply untouchable.

Because, he is a freeloader!