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Just when Gu Nuoyan was considering whether he should move here so that he could keep an eye on Zhao Zhao so that she would no longer pollute his pure senior sister.

At the same moment, in a hidden cave in Huanhe Sect.

"Why did you come back so soon?" Hu Qianyan, who was huddled in the corner and still autistic, looked surprised when he saw the white-faced scholar who had returned.

So quickly, could it be that he has already dealt with Gu Nuoyan?

There was obviously a very scary fox protecting him beside him.

"Brother Tiger, you don't have to panic. I just went to make preparations first." The white-faced scholar waved his folding fan and chuckled.

"Prepare?" Hu Qianyan frowned, indicating that he didn't understand.

The white-faced scholar shook his head regretfully, "Brother Tiger, you are just too serious. Although we are demons and what we are doing now is assassination, no matter what we are doing, we must always remain elegant, so that we can always maintain our integrity." demeanor."

The white-faced scholar gently shook his folding fan, and a breeze blew quietly by, showing off his elegant demeanor to the fullest.

Don't tell me, he looks really handsome.

however.

"I still do not understand."

Hu Qianyan's eyes were dull, and not only that, he became even more confused.

It would be an understatement to say that it feels like playing the piano to a cow.

The white-faced scholar's expression turned awkward.

"Hmph, you're a rough guy and don't know good taste."

Cursing secretly, the white-faced scholar could only use this to cover up his embarrassment.

In the past, when Hu Qianyan heard this, he would definitely fight for his life.

but.

just now.

"If I'm targeted by that kind of fox, I'm definitely going to die. What should I do? Will it be useful to say that I'm anxious to go home and eat?"

Hu Qianyan sighed and became thinner and thinner.

Just when he was even thinking about whether he could escape disaster if he cut off his crutch and offered his loyalty to the source of everything, Gu Nuoyan, a familiar coughing sound came from the door.

It's Lord Turret who's back.

But the first time they saw him, both people present understood.

Turret Lord also failed.

"Hahaha, you're so old-fashioned, why did you break your leg again? Aren't you called a crippled leg? What? Now it will finally turn into a crippled leg."

The white-faced scholar couldn't help laughing.

The reason why Tu Lei Gong is nicknamed Tiancanjiao is because his other foot was congenitally underdeveloped and has not grown since he was a baby.

But later, through secret training, he mastered the technique of turning his small feet into giant feet. When he stepped down, the world and the earth shattered in an instant.

This is how the reputation of Tiancanjiao spread.

However, now, he has completely turned into one foot, and the little foot that was born with underdevelopment has disappeared.

No wonder the white-faced scholar can smile like this.

But then again.

"This Gu Nuoyan is quite powerful. He can't even do anything to you with your crippled legs. It seems that I am too prescient to make new preparations in advance." The white-faced scholar pursed his lips and smiled. He felt more and more about his intelligence. admire.

Tu Lei Gong walked in with his blood-stained legs, glanced sideways at him, and did not refute, but said feebly, "No matter how much preparation you make, you can't kill him."

"You want to say that this young master is not as good as him." The Hundred-faced Scholar twitched his brows, showing displeasure.

He closed the folding fan with all his strength, put his hands behind his back, raised his chest and raised his head proudly, and said fearlessly: "I am third on the magic list. The opponent is just a little monk. Don't bring your incompetence to me."

"I'm not saying you can't beat him directly, I'm saying, forget it, do whatever you like."

Tu Lei Gong waved his hands tiredly.

He used a cane and hopped on one foot with difficulty, and came to the other corner opposite Hu Qianyan. He drew circles feebly, and he was also autistic.

The white-faced scholar looked back at the two of them with disdain.

He hummed disdainfully.

"A bunch of rubbish, that's all? Don't say you are my colleagues when you go out in the future. I can't afford to throw this person away."

The white-faced scholar flicked his robe coolly, and he had prepared a brand new secret weapon.

I have this secret weapon.

He still doesn't believe it, a small promise from Gu can't solve it.

The white-faced scholar left the cave, and Hu Qianyan and Tu Lei Gong sighed sadly at the same time.

At this moment, the two people's peripheral vision met.

It was the sad look of someone who had fallen to the end of the world.

With just one look, they understood each other's eyes.

They cherished each other at this moment.

"You were also beaten by a woman." Hu Qianyan said.

"The same goes for you." Tu Lei said fairly.

It was hard to say goodbye when they met, so they both sighed at the same time.

"I didn't expect that Gu Nuoyan was so good at flirting with women, and he was so good at it." Hu Qianyan sighed.

"That's not true." Tu Lei Gong agreed.

Then the two of them said in unison:

"This is the first time I have seen such a powerful dragon (fox)."

"Um?!"

"dragon?!"

"fox?!"

The two of them looked at each other with wide eyes at the same time. At this moment, they could read the confusion in each other's eyes.

Chapter 20 Conclusion Don’t mess with soft-boiled men [Second update, please vote for me]

"No, no, sir, please wait a moment, I'm a little dizzy."

Hu Qianyan covered his forehead and pinched the lump between his eyebrows.

He felt as if he heard something wrong.

After pondering for a moment, he said with a confident tone: "Old man, he should have been beaten by the fox girl. Don't you even know the fox?"

"It's a joke, old man, I have been in the devil's way for thousands of years, how could I make such a small problem? You must be dazzled by the mistake, that woman's body is obviously a dragon." Tu Lei Gong took a sip and strongly denied it.

"Such a big fox tail, you tell me it's a dragon, so what are you if you're not blind?!" Hu Qianyan stood up abruptly with a slap on his thigh, pointed at the old man's nose and angrily shouted, "Besides, dragons have long been extinct. , something that even a three-year-old child knows well, if you tell me now that the woman who hit you is a dragon, I’m afraid you are not suffering from Alzheimer’s disease, you were beaten stupidly.”

"Ah, bah, you shameless kid, I am a hundred times more energetic, old man, and I am tougher than you. If you keep talking nonsense to me, believe it or not, old man, I will drown you in my spit."

Tu Lei Gong slapped his thigh angrily, leaned on crutches, and stood up menacingly.

Pointing at Hu Qianyan's nose was not polite at all.

Show off the advantages of being older to the fullest.

Hu Qianyan was scolded and almost fell to his knees.

His face was covered with the old man’s spittle.

A few drops even entered his mouth together...

"It's a fox! A fox! It's a fox!!! I saw it really clearly at the time. That big demon was a fox. It was a super powerful demon with nine tails and a strong demonic aura."

Not to be outdone, Hu Qianyan raised his chest and raised his head, and retorted rudely.

He has been suppressing these days, and it is rare to vent his feelings. He cannot let this opportunity pass him by.

"You, you are not an ignorant child, no wonder you will be defeated, you deserve it." Tu Lei Gong leaned on his crutches with both hands and said angrily, "I have nothing to say to you."

"This is what I want to say, you ignorant old antique."

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

The two glanced at each other.

No one is convinced.

At this time, Lord Tu Lei muttered.

"The strongest sword master always uses sword skills related to dragons. I should have thought of it a long time ago. Tsk, it's really annoying."

"Juggernaut? What Juggernaut?"

Hu Qianyan heard Tu Lei Gong's muttering, frowned, and turned around.

Tu Lei Gong snorted and sneered, "You don't even know the identity of the woman who defeated you. I think your brain is stunted."

"If you want to speak, speak well. A grown man is still like a child. You don't think it's embarrassing, but I do." Hu Qianyan bared his teeth, then snorted, "The Sword Master is a hammer. That fox doesn’t even have a weapon in his hand, so maybe he can turn his anger into a sword, but don’t be ridiculous.”

"Why are you so stubborn? I told you that I am a dragon, and this woman is also a sword master. How long will you continue to be ignorant?" Tu Lei Gong was so angry that he slapped his thigh repeatedly.

The same goes for Hu Qianyan, "They say it's a fox, it's a fox, and there is no such thing as a sword master! Are you still finished?"

"You are simply incomprehensible."

"That's what I'm going to say."

Neither of them was convinced by the other, and both turned around in anger.

They all have the arrogance of being powerful demons.

However, as time goes by, gradually calm down, think quietly, and look back and think again.

Suddenly, their eyes lit up, and they seemed to have thought of something. There was almost no time difference, and they turned to look at each other at the same time.

"You speak first."

"No, I'll go first."

"You still go first."

"You're done, stop, stop, stop, old man, you say it first." Hu Qianyan quickly stopped. If he continued like this, he felt like he would die of water.

After Tu Lei Gong pondered for a while, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously:

"Tell me, is it possible that what we met is actually two people."

"That is to say, the fox and the dragon exist at the same time."

The two looked at each other and suddenly took a breath.

The two of them quickly described the image of the woman they met.

A comparison.

as predicted.

"There are just two. The fox and the dragon actually exist at the same time, and the dragon is actually the sword master. What is going on with this Gu Nuoyan, and how did he hook up with such a woman."

When Hu Qianyan made the final decision, he was ashamed and broke into a cold sweat.

This time, everything is finally explained.

"No, wait a minute, are you sure that the fox you met is the Nine-Tails, and that it has a strong demonic aura?" At this time, the Earth Thunder Lord seemed to have discovered something else?

He quickly confirmed.

Hu Qianyan nodded affirmatively:

"That's right, that's Kyuubi. The moonlight was very bright at that time and I could see it clearly."

After receiving the confirmation, Tu Lei Gong's already pale and weak cheeks turned gloomy and lost all color at this moment.