Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"You guys, you just thought that this woman is too pretentious to let the sword master go."

Gu Nuoyan:? ? ?

Fairy Xuehan suddenly spoke, making Gu Nuoyan stunned for a moment.

He opened his mouth and just said two words.

"No."

"You were thinking just now that the Sword Master has never acknowledged you as his disciple, and yet he is still pretending to be one, and he is not ashamed."

"Ah? No, girl, what are you talking about?"

Gu Nuoyan was stunned for a moment.

He couldn't understand a word this girl said.

"You may still be laughing at me. You are obviously a weakling, but you still like to pretend... I know these are the facts, but don't be too bullying, I also have dignity! "

Xuehan shouted angrily with all her strength, her eyes were red and moist with tears.

Her hands were tightly clasped in front of her skirt. During that fight, people who didn't know it thought they had deceived her.

Not to mention how wronged he was, he just looked like a scumbag.

Sister, have you given yourself too many roles?

"Can you wait a moment? I haven't even thought about what you said."

Gu Nuoyan stretched out his hand and wanted to explain briefly.

"You don't even draw your sword. Do you want to say that you can defeat me even without a sword? You can insult me, humiliate me, and even rape me, but you must not be rude to my sword!" Xue Han was angry! Moderate fever, raised eyebrows.

Gu Nuoyan also twitched the corner of his mouth and roared: "You should listen to what I have to say first.

"It's useless to talk any more, I'll make you pay for being rude to my sword!"

Roaring, roaring.

Xue Han drew his sword and jumped towards Gu Nuoyan.

Gu Nuoyan's eyebrows bulged with veins. While he drew his sword to block the first blow, he shouted unbearably:

"You bastard woman, clean your ears before you go on stage to compete."

"What?! You actually said that I'm unclean and smelly. I take a shower three times a day. If you want to stink, you stink yourself, you stinky man!"

Ping Pong Pong --

bang bang bang bang——

Swords intertwined and sparks flickered.

The two were fighting fiercely, and the scene could be said to be very heated at one time.

The entire auditorium was in a state of excitement.

They dare to say that this is the most evenly matched game they have watched for so long today, and it is also the most heated game.

They all felt a little itchy watching it.

But the problem is...

"Why do I feel that listening to them scolding each other is more interesting than watching them fight?"

"I feel the same way. I think so too. How about we apply to the officials and have a scolding competition."

"good idea."

Everyone hit it off immediately, setting the stage for future scolding competitions to flourish.

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Ye Shiji is enjoying the collective gaze bombardment from her family.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on her, looking for an explanation.

Feeling a little embarrassed by being stared at, Ye Shiji cleared her throat and explained simply:

"I met that child on the road when I was traveling before. She didn't know anything at that time and she ate one meal every day. I thought she was pitiful, so I kept her with me while traveling for a while, and taught her some lessons along the way. After using two of his moves, who knew he had a very high level of comprehension, and he continued to draw inferences from one example to another, and then, she was ranked fourth on the list of geniuses..."

"I see."

The family members nodded in understanding.

Then everyone's eyes fell on the stage.

Ye Siyun held his chin in his hands and smiled playfully:

"I didn't expect that there would be such a talented child in the mortal world. Looking at this momentum, my brother-in-law is probably going to lose the game."

"Sister Yun, what are you talking about? What kind of brother-in-law is not a brother-in-law?" Ye Shiji's cheeks turned red.

Ye Guyu also agreed repeatedly: "That's right, it's not easy to get into my Ye family. As long as I'm here, he will never be allowed to enter..."

"Husband." Ye Guyu's wife looked at him with a smile.

Ye Guyu silently looked away. It wasn't that he didn't dare to resist his wife, he just loved her.

How can loving your wife mean being afraid of your wife?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

boom--

Suddenly there was a loud noise on the stage, attracting the attention of everyone present.

......

......

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Chapter 47 The auditorium exploded [Second update, please vote]

Rumbling--

The sudden loud noise from the arena attracted everyone present.

Smoke and dust were everywhere on the ring, and Xue Han stood there holding the hilt of the sword and drawing the sword to strike.

Gu Nuoyan, on the other hand, looked disgraced and stood on the side away from the thick smoke, looking very embarrassed.

"Ba Long, this kid actually knows how to do this."

Ye Shiji couldn't help but exclaimed.

This trick is one of the most difficult for her to learn, ranking in the top three in terms of difficulty.

If she remembered correctly, when she and Xuehan separated, she hadn't even learned the dragon call yet.

"Sure enough, this kid is very talented."

Ye Shiji gritted her teeth uneasily, her eyes falling on Gu Nuoyan.

If it was him before, there would definitely be no problem.

but now......

"Xiaoyan."

Ye Shiji whispered uneasily.

And all this was seen by Ye Siyun on the side.

The girl pursed her lips and smiled, as if she had something in mind.

......

On the other side, the auditorium.

Seeing how embarrassed Gu Nuoyan was, everyone gave the bachelor a thumbs up in approval.

"As expected of a great bachelor, he really knows things like a god. Gu Nuoyan really has no way to deal with Fairy Xuehan."

"Based on this situation, I estimate that the next move will end the battle. He is indeed a great bachelor."

"Hahaha, I'm going to make a lot of money this time. Let me tell you, I overpowered Fairy Xuehan with 200 million spiritual stones. That's all my belongings. I'm going to get richer soon!"

Many viewers laughed from ear to ear.

The bachelor's degree was also praised very highly.

He waved his hand and said, "Low-key, low-key."

But actually my heart was really excited and urging me to say more.

......

At the other end of the auditorium.

When the girls saw this scene, they all looked depressed.

They all wanted to rush forward and give Xue Han a righteous beating.

But before that.

"My money, I finally saved some money, but now it's all gone."

Zhao Zhao muttered depressedly. Now that the Western Region had experienced a fierce battle, it was in urgent need of funds to rebuild.

I finally saved some money, but all of it was gone.

If Gu Nuoyan didn't give her eighteen centimeters for her to write articles for research, she would never forgive him.

"Wait a moment, senior brother seems to be trying to do something."

Su Wanrou said suddenly, and everyone's eyes were attracted to the arena.

Take a closer look.

Gu Nuoyan did seem to be doing something.

......

At the same moment, on the stage.

The fiery competition continues.

Looking at the embarrassed Gu Nuoyan, Xue Han looked proud.

"I thought you were so strong, but this is the result. It seems that I am the heir to the Sword Master title."

Gu Nuoyan patted the dust on his body and said with twitching corners of his mouth:

"When did I say that I would compete with you for the title of Sword Master?"

At most, it's just to rob people.

"Oh, I'm pretending again. If you can't eat the grapes, you're talking about sour grapes. I understand. After all, you never thought that I, who is also the heir of the Sword Master, is so powerful. It's understandable. This is not a shameful thing. After all, you met I’m the one who arrived.”

"For God's sake, someone should take this woman into custody. Does she have rotten ears or underdeveloped cerebellum?"

Gu Nuoyan held his head against his head.

My whole body was extremely tired and I felt like my body had been hollowed out.

In this competition, I feel like my mental energy has been exhausted.

"That's all, let's end it as soon as possible."

Gu Nuoyan sighed softly and stood up.

Xue Han snorted arrogantly, "You still have to pretend at this time. You really don't want to give up until it's over. Give up. I am the heir of the Sword Master!"

"That's why I didn't ask for it, forget it."

You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep.

In this case, there is only one solution.

That is to let this person sleep forever.

Swah——

A hurricane passed by, and Gu Nuoyan's figure disappeared from Xuehan's face.