Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

If it were an ordinary monk who was seduced by such a good thing, he would definitely be excited and confused immediately.

Why don't you quickly go to the grove and have an in-depth exchange of ideas.

I'm sorry for seducing women.

however.

That's for the average person after all.

"Mom, pull up your skirt. The smell of urine will come out."

Ye Xue's face was paralyzed and her eyes were cold.

Asanoyama, who was about to touch Ye Xue's sharp sword, suddenly stiffened and froze in place.

The corners of her eyebrows twitched and the veins bulged, as if she wanted to bite Ye Xue to death.

However, Ye Xue didn't care.

He still goes his own way and maintains a cold, ascetic persona.

This man is better at pretending than me in every sense of the word... Gu Nuoyan couldn't help but sigh.

Look at this uncle who is not easy to mess with at first glance.

Gu Nuoyan decided to evacuate after a simulation.

Gu Nuoyan immediately started the simulation.

however.

[Quickly, you are hiding among the trees, observing every move below. 】

[Just when you are considering whether to take action, go down and say hello to your future uncle. 】

[It means your sister is awesome. 】

[Asanoyama and Duguri attacked Yexue at the same time. 】

[Although Ye Xue was unexpected for a moment, in the face of his powerful strength, he easily resolved the actions of the two people one by one. 】

[I saw that Ye Xue did not press against the two of them, and just wanted to take Ye Xue away with one shot. 】

[Unexpectedly, Qian Yeshan and Dugu Ri said at the same time. 】

[Report, Ye Xue reported the wrong undercover agent. 】

[After saying this, Ye Xue's attack has not yet been launched, and Ye Xue has been deducted three points. 】

My brother-in-law actually got points deducted.

Such a powerful uncle? !

why?

How did these two do it.

By the way, didn’t Gang Crystal say that the uncle’s report was correct?

Why is this suddenly incorrect again?

Gu Nuoyan looked confused.

He just couldn't understand it for a moment.

Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.

"Wait a minute, if you look at it this way, wouldn't this simulation be..."

Look at the text in front of you.

Suddenly, Gu Nuoyan's eyes widened.

If, he meant if that was the case.

It can indeed explain why he was eliminated three times in a row by the same team.

And if he was right.

The real gameplay of this reporting rule should actually be like this.

Think of this.

Gu Nuoyan temporarily stopped watching the subsequent simulation.

He jumped down directly and landed in front of Ye Xue and the others.

"It's you?!"

Ye Xue's brows twitched imperceptibly.

Everyone's eyes fell on Gu Nuoyan.

Gu Nuoyan smiled kindly at the three of them.

"What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here."

"What a coincidence. You still dare to come out even though you know there are three of us. It seems that the new dark horse is nothing more than that." Asanoyama smiled charmingly.

The meaning of ridicule is directly full.

Gu Nuoyan did not reply, but instead smiled and stared at the other person quietly.

"What do you want to do?"

Asanoyama frowned.

She suddenly had a bad feeling.

Gu Nuoyan also stretched out his hand at this moment, pointed at her and said:

"I report Asanoyama for blatantly molesting a little boy."

Asanoyama:......

"what?"

I'm afraid this man is not a fool.

There is no little boy here, and when did I become obscene?

——If the report is successful, Asanoyama will deduct three points.

Asanoyama:? !

Asanoyama couldn't believe his ears.

Dugu Ri on the side quickly understood what it meant, holding his stomach and laughing.

then.

“I report Dugu to watch lewd and obscene images with a little boy in broad daylight.”

——If the report is successful, three points will be deducted on Dugu Day.

Dugu Ri:? !

......

......

[Please give me a monthly pass, please give me a monthly pass! 】

Chapter 58 My uncle is angry

What is this scenario.

Why did the report suddenly succeed?

Everyone present looked confused.

Oh, except for my uncle.

He still has a paralyzed face with no expression. Does this person have no emotions?It's been like this, and there hasn't been any change.

"What's going on? Why was the report successful? You didn't report who was the undercover." Asanoyama looked stunned and stepped back warily.

Dugu Ri was also frightened and kept a vigilant eye on Gu Nuoyan from all directions.

Gu Nuoyan crossed his arms and said with a sneer:

"Who told you that you can only report who is an undercover agent?"

Asanoyama:? !

Dugu Ri:? !

After Gu Nuoyan said this and carefully thought about the rules announced so far, the two of them came to their senses.

Indeed, the rules do not clearly state that one can only report who is an undercover agent.

Doesn't that mean that we have always been in a misunderstanding?

For a moment, both of their faces turned red with shame.

They didn't dare to look at each other head-on.

But after thinking about it for a while.

"That's not right, there are no scenes of sex around here." Dugu Ri said.

"That's right, how can I be a wretched little boy? Although I am very casual, I still have principles. How can a little boy satisfy me?" Asanoyama followed up and agreed confidently.

As for the content she echoed, I will not comment further here for the time being.

Anyway, let’s not worry about whether the report can report anything other than being an undercover agent.

First of all, they were unconvinced by the content of Gu Nuoyan's report.

The two people immediately echoed each other again:

"Can you please stop telling lies? The person I was flirting with just now was obviously Young Master Ye Xue."

"That's right, what I was looking at just now was obviously this senior Bichi Zaisuye. How can she be a wretched little boy?"

"..."

"..."

At the same time the words fell.

The two of them frowned subconsciously and stopped talking at the same time.

Suddenly, they seemed to realize something.

Both of their eyes fell on the little boy - Ye Xue.

Look the other person up and down carefully.

Thinking about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with the little boy.

Such thoughts lingered in Qian Yeshan and Dugu Ri.

Feeling the gazes of both parties, Ye Xue remained expressionless as always.

until.

"What are you two looking at?"

Ye Xue turned around and looked at her with a friendly and kind smile.

It felt like a wild wolf walking alone in the snowy field.

The moment he was stared at, deep in his blood, he was afraid of him from the bottom of his heart.

It is completely different from the previous image where he had a paralyzed face but still got along fairly well with each other.

Qian Yeshan and Dugu Ri immediately dropped their gazes.

Especially Asanoyama, I almost regret it to death.

If I had known that Ye Xue was so scary, she would have said nothing to seduce him.

It would be okay if the seduction was successful.

The key is that it’s not done at all now.