Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

As he said this, Mr. Tu Lei did not forget to glance at Zhao Yitie.

Even though Zhao Yitie's lips were dry and there was almost no moisture in his mouth, he didn't stop.

It looked like he was eating some delicious food, and the Thunder Lord couldn't help secreting a lot of saliva.

"Master Tu, don't be stupid. What's so delicious about that kind of food? Anyone who thinks that kind of food is delicious is probably insane." The white-faced scholar sat down with the two of them.

Hu Qianyan immediately echoed: "Yes, that's right. Only mentally disturbed people will find this kind of food delicious. I dare say that other than mentally disturbed people like him would be interested in this kind of thing." .”

"There is absolutely no other person in this world who has such a disgusting habit."

"I swear my future son will not look like me."

Hu Qianyan puffed up his chest and raised his head confidently.

Although he said that, he didn't have a wife, so this kind of oath meant that it was all done.

calm down.

However, he still firmly believes that there are more normal people in this world.

There is absolutely no way anyone would like to eat this kind of thing again.

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"Xiaoyan, why did you have to lick my jiao together when you were always in Kunming? It's so sticky and makes me feel so uncomfortable."

Ye Shiji Xiaoniao curled up in Gu Nuoyan's arms, rubbing circles on his chest in grievance.

That's because it's fragrant and as sweet as honey... This is not a lie, but the truth, but Gu Nuoyan still said with a straight face:

"It's too dirty. I just need to clean it up for you."

"You're talking nonsense. I take a bath every day, so I'm not dirty."

Ye Shiji raised her xiaolongbao face and wrinkled her nose resentfully.

But soon, she buried her little face in his chest, took a greedy breath, and exhaled a long breath of turbid air, and she let out a laughter as clear as a silver bell.

Swinging her calves, her naughty little feet rubbed happily.

This is the happiest Gu Nuoyan has ever seen her in his current memory.

Looking at such a pitiable girl, there are some things that Gu Nuoyan must explain in advance.

"By the way, Xiaoyan, this and this are for you."

Suddenly Ye Shiji got up, waving her little dragon tail, and took out a set of close-fitting soft leather armor made of dragon scales.

"Why are you giving me this?" Gu Nuoyan was puzzled. After thinking for a while, he said, "I am already at the seventh level now. I can protect myself even without this."

"No, this is for you to use to catch my dad's attack."

"Huh?! Your dad?"

Gu Nuoyan was suddenly shocked.

"Why did your dad hit me?"

He suddenly had a bad premonition.

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Chapter 691000

"What do you say?"

Ye Shiji rolled her eyes charmingly.

Gu Nuoyan understood instantly.

If I had to say it, although he was forced to do it voluntarily, he was a pig that was force-fed by cabbage.

But even so, the essence is that the pig has given up the cabbage.

The fat little cabbage that I have raised for so long has gained so much weight, mainly in my stomach.

Any normal old father would want to eat roasted whole pig.

Thinking of this, Gu Nuoyan looked away in embarrassment.

He could only cover it up by stroking the basketball first.

But then again, this ball is really good. I didn’t expect the combination of unlimited simulation and unlimited energy to be so powerful.

After thinking about it, Gu Nuoyan poked the swollen ball, but the surface of the ball was as soft as a sponge.

Just poke it gently and it will produce a lot of water like a sponge.

There was also a coquettish dragon cry.

Well, having said that, since he has successfully defeated Ye Shiji now.

In other words, wouldn't it mean that even Su Wanrou... No, he could even be bolder, and he wouldn't mind crows flying.

"Xiaoyan, are you thinking about other women?" Ye Shiji said in a resentful tone, with sad eyes.

This look made people feel distressed and wanted to hold her in her arms and take good care of her. I have to say that it really shocked Gu Nuoyan. He almost loaded the gun again and couldn't help but kill her again.

He wanted to break the ball.

"Yes, I am indeed thinking about other women." Gu Nuoyan admitted honestly.

Then, when Ye Shiji's eyes changed, he said again:

"I'm wondering why other women can't be as soft, as watery, and as irresistible as you."

"Xiaoyan, you are so naughty and you bullied me again." Ye Shi suddenly looked shy, shrank his shoulders, and curled up.

Sure enough, no matter how much time passes, Xiaoyan always has me in his heart.

Otherwise, how could it satisfy him so much?

You see, he said it himself, I am softer, more watery, and more attractive to him than other women, making him unable to let go.

Xiaoyan never lies.

It's just that she is happy, but Ye Shiji always feels like there is something weird.

"No, I'm serious." Gu Nuoyan said with a serious face, "You are indeed better than others."

"Xiaoyan, you are annoying. If you do this again, I will really be angry."

Ye Shiji made a feigned angry expression and raised her little foot to nudge him angrily.

She complained:

"You have liked to bully me since the beginning. I am no longer the child I used to be. If you bully me like this, even I will be angry."

"Speaking of your childhood, did I really raise you?"

"what?!"

Ye Shijiyu held his chest with her hands and sat up suddenly.

She stared at him in surprise with an expression like "What on earth are you talking about?"

Immediately afterwards, Ye Shiji seemed to realize something and asked anxiously:

"Did you lose your memory? Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"I've been losing my memory, okay?"

And I told you a long time ago, but you don't believe it... The corners of Gu Nuoyan's mouth twitched, and his face was speechless.

Hearing what Gu Nuoyan said, Ye Shiji seemed to remember something.

He cleared his throat covertly and looked away.

"What's going on? Xiaoyan, I see you're holding back and panicking. Let me help you deal with it."

Ye Shiji smoothed her hair behind her ears.

The ancients said.

There's nothing that can't be solved with one shot.

If one shot doesn't solve the problem, try two.

So what if two shots can't solve it?

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"I see. In other words, you, Liu Yue, and the missing King of Ten Thousand Demons Su Ya were all brought up by me, and they were brought up 1000 years ago."

Gu Nuoyan couldn't help stroking Ye Shiji's hair.

At this moment, Ye Shiji's eyes turned white, her belly turned up, her tongue curled up, and she made scissor gestures with her hands. She could only say "Abba, Ababa" now.

Because Ye Shiji couldn't put Gu Nuoyan away with two shots.

Of course, she would have been dealt with.

Thanks to this, all the doubts that Gu Nuoyan had been having for a long time were finally solved. A hammer? !

Now it is even more incomprehensible, what and what are these.

1000 years ago?

He's been shitting Ye Shiji, Liu Yue, and the Fox King, who he's never even heard of, since he was a kid?

Let’s not talk about whether this so-called 1000 years is really 1000 years.

If you really raised them by yourself.

Then wouldn't he be your disciple again, and just now he gave his adopted daughter to...hiss~~, where did this ghost father come from?

Suddenly Gu Nuoyan began to deeply reflect on his own personality.

Then, I became even more confused.

"No, I'm really almost 19 years old..."

Not only the Gu family can prove this.

This is even written in the simulator.

It can't be that there's a problem on both sides... although it's not impossible.

"Does that mean he is actually over 1000 years old?" After swallowing his saliva, Gu Nuoyan asked the girl who had recovered from Abba's state.

Ye Shiji licked the milk stuck to the corner of her mouth and said:

"No, Xiaoyan, you are indeed eighteen. Oh no, you are almost 19 now. Speaking of which, I have to prepare gifts for Xiaoyan quickly. I have to get there before them."

Seeing Ye Shiji muttering about the subject, she went off track.

Gu Nuoyan quickly stopped and said:

"Then according to what you say, I am... reincarnated?"

After all, this is the only way to live up to his claim that he raised them 1000 years ago.

however.

"No, Xiaoyan has always been Xiaoyan. He has always been the same person. There is no such thing as reincarnation." Ye Shiji shook her head and said.

"what?!"

Gu Nuoyan was even more confused now.

Since it is not an old monster that has lived for thousands of years, it is not a plot of reincarnation and meeting the lover from the previous life.

So what is he doing?

Speaking of which, there is also the issue of the Ten Thousand Demon King and the Fox King.

He originally thought that it was outrageous enough that he had raised dragons and phoenixes, but he didn't expect that even the King of Ten Thousand Demons, who had been missing for a long time, was related to him.

what is this?Beastmaster? !