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Yuantong ran away quickly, and soon he came to the hillside of Lingjiu Temple.

He found a secluded place to rest and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was chasing him.

"What on earth does this woman do? She doesn't act according to common sense."

Yuantong was extremely angry and punched the stone heavily.

Originally, I wanted to occupy Lingjiu Temple in one fell swoop as the starting point for clearing out the demonic cultivators in the future, but now it seems that I can only postpone it first.

Yuan Tong stuck his head out and made sure that no one was there. Then he felt confident and stepped out.

however.

"Hahahahaha."

Suddenly Yindang's laughter sounded without warning, lingering on the top of the mountain of Lingjiu Temple for a long time.

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Chapter 27 You’re done pretending, what should I do?

"Who?! Who is it!"

Yuantong held the stick in both hands and looked around vigilantly.

"Of course it's your grandma Qiuyue."

Qiuyue Yingsan laughed, jumped up, flipped 720° in the air, and landed smoothly on the boulder in front of Yuantong.

Yuantong's eyes widened in astonishment, and he subconsciously took a step back:

"It's you?! How could you be here? You shouldn't have been."

Qiuyue Yingsan crossed her arms and raised the corners of her mouth proudly:

"You want to say that I should be dead, right? Hahaha, tremble, Master Yuantong, you can't blow me up with just that little thing of yours."

Yuan Tong's heart suddenly thumped, and he shouted that he was not cultivating immortality.

You are just an ordinary disciple, how could you do something like that so easily.

You must have done something.

Sure enough, I heard Qiu Yuyingsan say again: "I have already guessed your little thoughts. You really think that I am stupid and sweet, and you are stupid and obediently die. Oh, sir, times have changed. What's next? But it’s my time, Abbot Qiuyue.”

Qiuyue Yingsan's smile became more and more arrogant.

Yuan Tong listened, and unknowingly, he felt a sense of recognition and thought what the other party said made sense.

Until Gu Nuoyan walked silently behind Qiuyue Yingsan, and without saying a word, he suddenly screamed.

Birds circled around Qiuyue Yingsan's head after being hit instantly.

Qiuyue Yingsan raised her eyes angrily and stared:

"Why are you hitting me all of a sudden?!"

Gu Nuoyan glanced sideways expressionlessly and said coldly:

"You've finished pretending, what should I do?"

Akizuki Sakurazo:? ? ?

That's it?

Just because of this, you beat me over the head so hard that I almost got a concussion?

Qiuyue Yingsan was so angry that she had one head and two heads, and she wanted to bite him to death.

The kind below.

However, not before she could put her idea into practice.

boom--

Qiu Yueying's forehead was covered with green smoke, and she fell to the ground on all fours.

Qiuyue Yingsan's eyes turned white, she stretched out her hands feebly and said in confusion:

"What's the reason this time..."

Gu Nuoyan sighed and said with regret, "I just see you being unhappy."

Just for this reason? !

Qiuyue Yingsan clenched her fists with difficulty and stretched out her middle finger vigorously:

"Your uncle!"

This simple sentence contained Qiuyue Yingsan's determination to drown him with a spit of saliva.

Yuan Tong, who was standing below, silently watched this "flirting" performance, and suddenly he felt as if he was redundant...

Gu Nuoyan seemed to realize something, and he nodded in understanding and said:

"Can you please step aside? Wait for the stick to be stained with blood. The scene is too violent and is not suitable for people to visit."

Yuantong nodded sheepishly:

"I'm sorry, I'm going back right now to avoid your uncle! You two bitches, motherfucker, why are you okay?"

Yuan Tong hurriedly cursed.

The image of a profound Buddhist disciple disappeared in an instant.

Speaking of which, even the one on the ground had lost all its image just now. Do all the monks in Lingjiu Temple like to break the precepts so much... Gu Nuoyan glanced at Qiuyue Yingsan with a complicated mood.

In just a few days, several of the monks he met used foul language. He once suspected that he had come to a fake temple.

It is estimated that this is the only abbot who can never be violent.

......perhaps.

Yuantong was so angry that he kept yelling and cursing, but his mouth was dry even after cursing, and Gu Nuoyan didn't even notice him.

With no other choice, Yuan Tong directly took out his demon-suppressing jar and shouted at Gu Nuoyan:

"Gu Nuoyan, do you dare to agree if I call you?!"

Gu Nuoyan is Liu Yue's disciple. Since Liu Yue is a demon cultivator, Gu Nuoyan, her disciple, must be the same.

A demon vat can work!

however.

"Promise to your sister."

Gu Nuoyan took a step in the air, stepped on the void, and punched Yuan Tong in the face.

Before Yuan Tong could react, he reacted instinctively and took a big step back, thus avoiding being beaten with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

When Gu Nuoyan saw this, he paused and showed a hint of surprise for the first time.

"I didn't expect you to escape."

Yuantong's face suddenly darkened.

Your mother's kiss, you and your World Honored One were carved from the same mold. I can't hide from you anymore. How can I still be honest... Yuantong bared his teeth and clenched his fists. He gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice:

"If you still have the pride of being a genius monk, please give me a shout of thanks, otherwise you are a coward and will be ridiculed by everyone in the world."

It couldn't be more obvious than a provocation, but this is the only way Yuan Tong can think of at the moment, just to see if the promise can fall into the trap.

I saw Gu Nuoyan thinking for a moment, and after a moment he seemed to have decided something, and he said:

"Okay, but I will also call you. Do you dare to agree?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Nuoyan magically took out a bowl, which was still a broken bowl with a missing mouth.

Yuan Tong's face turned darker, he felt insulted.

He suppressed his displeasure and bared his teeth:

"This is what you said, don't regret it, Gu Nuoyan!"

"what."

Yuantong:......

"Um?!"

There was no response at all, Yuantong was dumbfounded for a moment, and he hurriedly called again.

"Gu Nuoyan."

"Yes." Gu Nuoyan said lazily, "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have anything to say, say it quickly."

Yuantong:......

The demon vat was still quiet, and there was no response at all. Yuantong was numb all over, and he shook his head incomprehensibly:

"It's impossible, it's impossible, why is it happening, why is it useless to you."

Gu Nuoyan pinched his chin and replied thoughtfully:

"Is it possible that my bowl is male and yours is female? Your bowl has been frightened by my domineering spirit."

"What the hell are you farting? This bowl of mine, bah, my demon-suppressing jar is unique. There is no way there will be another one."

"Then I have no choice."

Gu Nuoyan shrugged calmly, raised the bowl and said:

"Okay, now it's my turn."

Yuantong shouted that something was wrong. Although he always believed that he alone owned the demon-suppressing vat, he was still full of fear when it came to him.

what to do?Do you want to regret it and run away directly?

Just when Yuantong was struggling, Gu Nuoyan didn't give him a chance to make a decision.

"Yuantong."

"Ah."

boom--

Then Yuantong danced in the air in a parabola. The sun was gradually setting, and the afterglow of the sunset shining on him was his youth that had passed away a long time ago.

After handling all this, Gu Nuoyan clapped his hands and shouted towards the top of the mountain:

"Okay, stop pretending, come down and clean up the hot chicken, be careful, I will break your melon tonight."

If you have the ability, come now. Qiuyue Yingsan lay down shyly. She was about to say this, but the moment she saw Gu Nuoyan, her face suddenly turned pale and she broke out in cold sweat. It felt like she had seen a ghost.

It doesn't really make any difference if you say you've seen a ghost.

Gu Nuoyan also felt it, the familiar heat of the flames burning behind him...

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Chapter 28 You came at the right time [Second update, please vote for me]

Gu Nuoyan actually had a doubt all along.

One thing is that men and women sit together, and sometimes, the woman screams more than the man. In serious cases, her voice may be hoarse.

But why is it that every time after this sport is over, the boys become haggard, while the girls become more radiant?

Obviously everyone sweats the same amount and sleeps at the same time...

At this time, some people may say that it must be because the man has too many holes.

Are you not tired from digging holes all the time?

How much energy might the woman spend just lying there?