Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Zeng Qinghan threw a heavy small bag on the table.

"My good junior sister, do you need me to help you peel the peanuts cleanly?" Gu Nuoyan smiled kindly.

"You are so realistic..."

Zeng Qinghan pursed his lips, muttered something leisurely, took a mouthful of peanuts and replied:

"No need, it's more popular with the skin on."

Peeled peanuts are a sin.

She would never eat that kind of thing.

Gu Nuoyan shrugged and poured Zeng Qinghan a glass of wine.

Zeng Qinghan picked up the wine glass and drank half of it, then said:

"Be my Taoist companion."

"No."

"I'll give you money."

"It's not a matter of money or not."

"I'll give you one hundred thousand."

"You can't even give me 100 million."

"..."

Zeng Qinghan stared at Gu Nuoyan indifferently, and Gu Nuoyan responded to her with a smile.

His expression remained the same, as calm as water, without being affected in the slightest...

"Tsk." Zeng Qinghan withdrew his gaze, "You are acting like a gentleman at this time. Does being my Taoist companion make you feel so wronged?!"

Zeng Qinghan's tone was displeased, and he drank the remaining wine in one gulp, slamming it down in front of Gu Nuoyan's face.

Gu Nuoyan remained calm and filled her glass with wine again. "We have talked about this issue many times. I can help you practice, but Taoist monks don't have to talk about it."

"You are indeed a big bastard."

Zeng Qinghan gritted his teeth and drank the wine in the glass again.

After drinking two glasses of strong wine in a row, her cheeks turned red.

"Yeah, I sure am a big asshole."

Gu Nuoyan did not deny it, once again filled up the wine for Zeng Qinghan, and poured a glass for himself.

"Can I have a drink?" he asked.

"Whatever." She replied.

"Thank you."

After saying that, Gu Nuoyan raised his head and drank all the wine in the glass.

The sweetness of the spirit clearly passes through the mouth, slides down the throat, and flows into the abdominal cavity.

You can immediately feel the warmth in your lower abdomen.

"This wine is really strong." Gu Nuoyan tasted the wine and reflected on the taste.

Zeng Qinghan glanced at him and smiled sarcastically, "No matter how strong it is, you won't be disgusted."

"No matter how disgusting you are, haven't you always been begging him to be a Taoist companion? Why, you like disgusting things very much?"

"This is my own problem and you have nothing to do with it."

Zeng Qinghan glanced at his mouth, held his chin with one hand, and drank in small sips.

"Then it's your own problem if you change your style." Gu Nuoyan glanced at the white silk stockings and the pair of ponytails, "Is it time for you to take the Soviet-style route?"

"..."

Zeng Qinghan did not answer. He kept drinking and remained silent.

Gu Nuoyan also knew it was interesting and did not continue to ask.

There are more or less things that everyone doesn't want to know.

Gu Nuoyan put down his wine glass and peeled off the peanuts on the plate.

One after another, the plump white peanuts lie quietly on the plate, like chubby little fat men, all attractive and delicious to look at.

Zeng Qinghan sipped the wine quietly, and glanced sideways at him from time to time.

I don't know how long has passed.

"Have you seen Su Wanrou's naughty hooves?" Zeng Qinghan asked.

"Is Junior Sister Su here too?" Gu Nuoyan looked surprised.

"I'm asking if you've seen him."

"No, I've been staying in the inn these days." Gu Nuoyan said sincerely.

In reality, he has never seen it.

But when it comes to simulation, it’s hard to say.

Zeng Qinghan narrowed his eyes as he examined it, and instead of asking any more questions, he said:

"Have you completed the task assigned to you by Master?"

"No."

"Then I will accompany you."

"Eh~~."

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Zeng Qinghan dropped a heavy small bag on the table.

Gu Nuoyan looked serious, "Senior brother is just worried about you. Don't you still have a mission?"

"I've already finished it. The waiter paid the bill, so there's no need to look for it."

After saying that, Zeng Qinghan directly threw a piece of silver to the waiter without even looking at it.

The waiter thanked and thanked her incessantly, calling her a heroine and calling her kindly.

Gu Nuoyan believed that the waiter would definitely burn incense and pray to Buddha when he went back, and tell his old mother what happened today. He might also set up a memorial tablet for Zeng Qinghan and pray three times before going to bed every day.

Gu Nuoyan said distressedly: "It's such a waste if you don't even get change."

"I have money."

Gu Nuoyan shrugged without making any rebuttal.

You have money, you are awesome, you have the final say.

Gu Nuoyan continued to peel the peanuts.

Zeng Qinghan stood up and glanced at the white peanuts lying quietly on the plate.

One moment, and the next second, he grabbed them all and stuffed them into his mouth.

In front of Gu Nuoyan, he ate them all and wiped them clean, licking his lips again and again.

"Sure enough, it's not as delicious as the skin-on ones."

With these words, Zeng Qinghan took the lead to leave the teahouse.

Gu looked down at the empty plate.

Youyou narrowed her eyes.

"Call me a bastard, but I think you are half-assed yourself..."

......

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"Aren't you going to Chunfeng Tower to deliver something? Chunfeng Tower shouldn't go this way, right?"

Walking on the street, Zeng Qinghan glanced around and asked.

"There's still something going on here." Gu Nuoyan said calmly.

In short, he had to simulate it first to see what it would be like to take Zeng Qinghan there.

Being reckless will never have a future.

The money given by Zeng Qinghan added up to the remaining 6010, which was only enough for three simulations.

Obviously this was considered a huge sum of money not long ago.

It's a pity...Inflation is too fast.

Just when Gu Nuoyan was about to start the simulation.

The sound of a slap on the table suddenly sounded, and Zeng Qinghan suddenly stopped.

Then a voice came to their ears...

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[Sorry everyone, the courier in the town next door to Nana has tested positive for seven cases. Now everyone who has received the courier within a week must undergo a nucleic acid test. Nana was unfortunately shot.It can only be one update today, and I will make it up later. 】

Chapter 87 Sure enough, the tulle girl is you!

"Everyone, come and take a look. Take a look. "The Three Escapes of the Southern Princess" will be started soon."

Loud shouts, mixed with slaps on the table, echoed in the air.

At the storytelling table, a storyteller was patting the case and greeting the guests.

Listening to storytellers is one of the few leisure and entertainment projects in the world.

Most of the contents are stories about famous knights slaying demons.

This is the first time even Gu Nuoyan has heard about the escape of Princess Nan.

"Do you want to hear?"

Gu Nuoyan's eyes turned and fell on Zeng Qinghan.

Her eyes had been on the storytelling table since just now, motionless.

She seemed to have some interest there.

"I don't want to." Zeng Qinghan said, standing up to leave.

"Oh, then I'll listen." Gu Nuoyan walked towards the storyteller.

"You are not allowed to listen." Zeng Qinghan grabbed his wrist and his expression turned displeased.

"Why?" Gu Nuoyan asked calmly.

"There's no reason." Zeng Qinghan curled his lips, "It's not allowed."

"You are so domineering." Gu Nuoyan said fearfully, "What I fear most is a domineering woman. Your behavior will only make it even more impossible for me to like you, and thus make it even more impossible for me to agree to be your Taoist companion."

"I don't want you to like me. I just want you to be my Taoist companion." Zeng Qinghan tightened the strength in his hands and lowered his tone. "If you insist on listening, then don't blame me. I will rape you now." ..."

"Senior Brother, Second Senior Sister, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here."

With a soft and waxy voice, mixed with a hint of sweetness, Su Wanrou suddenly appeared, swaying her twin ponytails and jumping between the two of them.

"Why are you here?" Zeng Qinghan immediately frowned.

Su Wanrou hugged Gu Nuoyan's arm skillfully and replied with a smile, "I completed the mission and came over by the way. Second Senior Sister, you haven't completed the mission yet, right? Is it okay for you to be here now?"

"You take care of me." Zeng Qing coldly narrowed his eyes.

Her eyes filled with murderous intent were fixed on Su Wanrou's arm hugging Gu Nuoyan.

"Release your hand."

"No."