Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

Gu Nuoyan squinted his eyes and muttered.

I thought about just fooling around, but who would have thought that my memory would be so good at this time.

What should he do?

You can't just take off your pants now.

"Master, great. Great. I want great. Great. I want Master's great. Great!"

Yaya raised her little hands in the air in protest, strongly demanding that Bang. Bang should be publicized.

Gu Nuoyan was forced to do nothing, so he casually searched his body to see if there was anything on him that could fool him.

"Great, great, you actually want to eat, eat, live, in front of me, YL, HY, SP, PPP. I, I, I..."

The pure black-haired girl's trembling voice came over.

Her pair of white stocking legs were retracted, and she was trembling like a rabbit caught by a vicious wolf.

Speaking of which, she still has her affairs to deal with...

"Girl, this may sound weird, but this stick is really not what you think. She doesn't want to eat that stick."

Gu Nuoyan said with sincerity.

It seemed that his sincere gaze was infected by the innocent black-haired girl.

The girl's tense expression improved a little.

His body stopped shaking, and he took a long breath of relaxation.

"How come it's not that one? Master, what are you talking about? If it's not that stick, stick, what is it?! Master, are you really lying to Yaya?"

Yaya refused to let him go, and she became even more angry. She directly grabbed Gu Nuoyan's sleeves and started acting violently.

When the innocent black-haired girl heard this, her originally stable mood was lifted up again, and her decibel level suddenly increased several times.

"Sure, sure enough, you want to eat, eat, eat sticks in the wild, no, don't do it!!!"

With a scream, the innocent black-haired girl fainted and fell to the ground, her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent incense eyes, her belly turned up, foaming at the mouth, and her limbs twitched.

She stopped cooking.

"Master, what's wrong with her?"

Yaya's eyes fell on the pure girl.

She unconsciously picked up the branch and poked the girl on the ground.

Looking puzzled.

You have the nerve to ask... Gu Nuoyan had a cold face and glanced at this stupid fox, not even bothering to reprimand him.

Coincidentally, at this time, footsteps were heard in the distance. It should be the disciples of Xunshan who were coming.

Gu Nuoyan tucked Yaya under his arm, and left the foot of the mountain with Yaya muttering that she was at a loss for words, "I am finally going to become a mature fox."

Back in the house.

He randomly took a banana with a stick and handed it to Yaya, coaxing her that this was the stick.

After sending the fox away, Gu Nuoyan looked at the results of picking up corpses.

"This jade pendant, I remember it is a token of the Sifang Sect."

In other words, are they from the Sifang Sect?

Is that old man Yang Sifang trying to do what he did last time again?

Gu Nuoyan frowned.

Gradually, a trace of murderous intent that was not easy to detect was quietly emerging from the depths of his eyes.

[The simulator 2.0 has been upgraded. 】

[New features have been enabled. 】

【Current balance 0】

[Yes/No Sims once, consuming 2000 money. 】

At this time, the upgrade completion prompt sounds.

And it seems there are new features.

What is it?

Out of curiosity, Gu Nuoyan immediately couldn't wait to check it out.

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[Fourth update, please give me some monthly tickets]

Chapter 15 This master seems a bit arrogant

Blue box words appeared in front of my eyes.

[Name: Simulator 2.0]

[New function: exchange goods for gold]

Bartering for gold, as the name suggests, he can exchange some items and magic weapons for the simulator in exchange for money.

It's like a pawn shop.

It's just the simulator version.

It's a good upgrade for now, at least it can be used for emergencies when you really have no money.

I just don't know what the exchange rate is.

Gu Nuoyan thought for a moment and took out a small pill from his pocket.

This pill is called Peiyuan Pill, and it is a pill that the sect distributes to low-level disciples every month to strengthen their Qi.

His actual cultivation level is already at the fifth level, so this pill will naturally have no effect.

The market price of Peiyuan Dan is 100 per pill. If I use a simulator to exchange for it, how much will it be?

Gu Nuoyan clicked to confirm the recharge.

The Peiyuan Pill in his hand immediately disappeared.

【Current balance 200】

[Yes/No Sims once, consuming 2000 money. 】

I rubbed it and it doubled!

At this moment, even Gu Nuoyan, who had seen strong winds and waves, was shocked.

Using a simulator to exchange for it would be higher than the market price. So if he buys the elixirs normally first and then exchanges them all for the simulator, wouldn't it...

At this moment, Gu Nuoyan saw a bright and broad way to make money.

After confirming several times with the remaining elixirs on his body that it was not an exception, he immediately had a comprehensive plan to make money in his mind.

Then he tried a variety of things.

Like leftover fruit cores, or ordinary leaves.

There is also Yaya’s hair.

Although these things can be exchanged for money, they are only one or two yuan, which can even be ignored.

Originally, he thought about how it would turn out if he pawned all the trees in Piaomiao Peak, but now he decided to forget it.

Gu Nuoyan confirmed that the money he had just picked up, plus the money he earned from someone Zeng, excluding the small changes, totaled 8000.

After eating the breakfast prepared by Yaya, Gu Nuoyan immediately went down the mountain without stopping.

He will stop showing off today and start working hard to make money to support his family.

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Dan furnace room.

Han Yan is the person in charge here.

She was cleaning the alchemy furnace as usual today. When she saw Gu Nuoyan coming, she smiled:

"Isn't this a joke? What kind of wind brought you here?"

Within the sect, Qin Yan can be regarded as senior to Master Gu Nuoyan.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with calling him that.

"Hello, Master Uncle Han." Gu Nuoyan greeted politely and then said, "I want to buy some elixirs."

"Buy pills?"

Han Yan blinked his bright eyes, a little surprised.

Gu Nuoyan's poor cultivation is nothing new in the sect.

There is little, if any, demand for elixirs.

It would be better to say that it has been three years since I started, and on the day I first started, I came here once and he never showed up again.

I suddenly wanted to buy pills today. Could it be that he had a breakthrough?

Fortunately, Han Yan was also here. She smiled softly and immediately adjusted herself. She thought to Xiaoyan that he must be planning to work hard. After all, the cultivation levels of the junior sisters have surpassed him. He As a senior brother, you cannot lag behind others.

Han Yan gave him an affirmative look and planned to open a back door for him and sell him cheaper.

"I think the Yangshen Pill and the Yuan Ning Pill are both suitable for you. Both of them are very helpful in improving your physical fitness." Han Yan said while getting the medicine for Gu Nuoyan, "Of course, don't worry, these two The pills are not too expensive, Xiaoyan, you..."

"Uncle Han, I want Pei Yuan Dan." Gu Nuoyan interrupted.

Han Yan was stunned for a moment, and the hand that took out two bottles of pills was also stunned in mid-air.

After being stunned for a while, she said with a twitching corner of her mouth:

"Pei, Pei Yuan Dan, are you sure you want this Xiaoyan?"

Peiyuan Dan is mainly used by low-level disciples to strengthen the body and adjust the balance of spiritual energy in the body.

Gu Nuoyan's cultivation level is indeed low, but now, there is no need to use this kind of elixir anymore.

"No?" Gu Nuoyan continued to ask.

"Yes, yes, it's just..."

"Then give me the Peiyuan Pill."

Facing Gu Nuoyan's unhesitating and sincere expression, Han Yan was suffocated for a moment.

He could only agree and convince himself that Gu Nuoyan wanted to solidify his foundation, so he needed the Peiyuan Pill.

Han Yan took out the gourd containing the Pei Yuan Dan.

"How many do you want?"

"How much do you have left?"

"About 42."

"Okay, then I want them all."

"Okay, no problem, the total is 420, what are you doing?"

Han Yan's eyes widened. It was outrageous to buy Peiyuan Dan. But he still bought so much. Is this kid okay?

Gu Nuoyan asked back: "Is there a purchase limit for this?"

Han Yan replied: "That's not the case."

After thinking for a moment, Gu Nuoyan asked again. "Is it against the sect's rules to buy so many?"

"No..." Han Yan replied again.

Yes, it's true that there's no problem with any of them, so why is she asking so many questions?